I, Carnys Darkeyes, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.

Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews...

Why hello there!!!

I'm Carnys Darkeyes!

I recently discovered that my true personality is an awful lot like Tarrant Hightopp's! I often get worked up into a nonsensical ramble that takes forever for me to snap out of, and I simply adore riddles that have no answer!

IT'S TIME FOR TEA!

Anyway, I have this funny little habit of picking up the personality of the main character of a T.V. show or movie I recently watched, so when I watched a Doctor Who marathon I started picking up on the Doctor's habits, I worked things out quite quite quickly and was feeling quite lonely for the duration of the personality take over.
When I watched Sherlock, I was even better at working things out, however I got bored quite easily, and it was all I could do to stop myself drawing a smiley face on the wall and shoot at it with my NERF gun... (Guess who's personality I stole!)
It was a complete and utter disaster when I watched a marathon of Doctor Who and repeated Sherlock episodes... Looking back now, I have no idea why I did it, it was a always going to turn out how it did... (You try having both the Doctor's and Sherlock's personalities!)

Anyway, I'm going to start rambling pretty soon if I don't stop thinking about that incident...

Copy-and-paste section:

Here be things that I have found in other peoples' similar sections (in bold), with my thoughts and feelings on each (italicized)

If you think that you ought to belong in Wonderland, copy and paste this into your profile.
Is this not obvious? I have the Hatter's personality after all (and have had it all my life, I just didn't realize this until after I watched Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland...), and then there's my quirky habit of picking up other's personalities (as described above).

If seeing Tim Burton's Alice in Wonderland made you realize you are mad and should go become a member of the Mad Tea Party, copy and paste this into your profile!
Refer to my previous comment...

If you think that Alice was a complete moron for leaving Underland after slaying the Jabberwocky, copy and paste this into your profile.
No duh she was! She should have stayed with the Hatter, and not come back to Aboveland where everything is so darn dull compared with Underland!

If you believe that ghosts are spirits with unfinished business, copy and paste this onto your profile.
Why else would they stick around? The afterlife must be so much more fun than this life!

If you think that Dr Seuss is a clever man for being able to think up all those rhymes, copy and paste this onto your profile.
It goes with out saying! The only rhyme I ever came up with was: 'In this dish I have a fish' and I have a horrible feeling that I actually read it somewhere... :(

If in a quiet room, you're the one who always asks "Why's it gone all quiet?", copy and paste this onto your profile.
The answer is quite often something I said, too... *pouts*

If you don't understand why people actualy watch Big Brother, copy and paste this into you profile.
That and Friends, and Neighbors, and any other reality T.V. show...

Child abuse is very, very real. If you are 100 percent against child abuse and want to help stop it, copy and paste this into your profile.
I have nothing to say to this, the very idea that anyone would not be against it terrifies me!

If you HATE child abuse like me copy and paste this to your profile.
Refer to the comment above...

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceilling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
That is so not true! Still, 'twas interesting, none the less...

I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing at something that happened yesterday.
Yup! Oh, by the way, it's called remembering, ever heard of it?

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.
Hell YEAH! Only... I'm not an American teen... I'm an Australian teen. We're smarter... : )

If you think Writer's Block is evil, put this in your profile.
Yup! I wouldn't be writing tons stories at once if it weren't for the blasted thing!

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves" song copy this into your profile.
Yes... Yes I have... Although it was a variation that went more along the lines of 'I know an annoying song, an annoying song, an annoying song. I know an annoying song and this is how it goes...' sung over and over and over at the top of your voice until someone clamped their hand over your mouth... : )

And so we come to the end of my profile page...
I might add more later...
If I can be bothered.
Which I prob'ly can't...

T T F N
Ta Ta For Now!
Carnys