SEQUEL to NGoF. Voldemort tightens his grip on the world and three wizards set out on a secret quest. Unable to stop them, the Order employs the help of three familiar shinobi, who soon realize they are in for more than they bargained for.

Kimimaro x Sakura. Because some things you feel in your bones.

He's the bully. She's the nerd. He's the rebel. She's the saint. He begins a game to destroy her while she finds herself hopelessly caught in his clutches. After all, he's the predator and she... his prey. l AU. OOC. Dark fic. l

Akatsuki has been destroyed and the few members left are being hunted down. On sheer accident a badly injured Konan finds herself thrust into the world of witches and wizards and must learn to adapt to survive.

After a huge heartbreak, Sakura, Hinata, Tenten, and Ino mysteriously disappear. A couple years later, they come back and bring a huge surprise with them – whole new personalities, abilities, and… kids? [SasuSaku, NejiTen, ShikaIno, NaruHina] DISCONTINUED

Uchiha Sasuke and co, the royalty of Konoha Academy. Haruno Sakura and co, the misunderstood beauties. When the teachers decide to do a little matchmaking with the school, chaos ensues, among these 8 students. [SasuSaku, ShikaIno, NejiTen, NaruHina] DISCONTINUED

Harry is transported into an alternate universe where he finds Sirius and his parents are still alive and he is Voldemort's most infamous deatheater. Post OotP.

[Sasusaku][AU][High School] Uchiha Sasuke is the ideal boyfriend. He's everything a woman would want,except he doesn't care about women at all. Haruno Sakura is staying at the Uchihas for the school semester. Will he change his mind about women in the end? [RE-EDITING][ON HOLD]

Hermione overhears something she shouldn't concerning Professor Snape and decides that maybe the House-elves aren't the only ones in need of protection.

With Sasori dead, Akatsuki becomes interested in his murderer. AkatSaku might make either DeiSaku or PeinSaku

50alternates. SasuSaku. See you in the next life. 50. In the end, they ran away together.

Will Ema ever love Klavier? And will Klavier ever stop apologizing to Ema? Or will a complete understanding be reached at last? KlavierXEma. Rated T for language and romance.

SasuSaku. An ancient law in Konoha permits people from prominent clans to buy people who aren't from clans at all. Unfortunately, Sakura just refused to believe it until her mentor confirmed that, yes, she was now owned by Uchiha Sasuke.

SasuSaku. Sakura is excellent about giving others advice about their love life, but she is absolutely clueless when it comes to her own!

.:NejiTen:. [AU] "Hyuuga Neji is your typical boss: tall, dark, humorless, and an absolute loner." Who says being an assistant is easy? "The last thing I need is for people to think I am involved with my boss." Definitely not Tenten. [DISCONTINUED]

Ultima ratio - the last resort. At last the day of the Final Battle against Lord Voldemort has come. Harry, Ron and Hermione fight bravely against their nemesis - but then something goes wrong. And Hermione finds herself alone in a precarious situation.

AU: Uchiha Sasuke had it all...wealth, power, looks, and women eating out of the palm of his hands. But the only way to keep it is to find a wife! Shouldn't be too hard right? But why does that pink one seem oddly uninterested? Yes, it has been UPDATED

AU Uchiha Sasuke is Konoha High's reigning prince. Haruno Sakura is...? Who is she again? What happens when the guy everybody knows finds himself engaged to a girl nobody knows?

People pick up traits of their mentors. Naruto has a frogshaped wallet and a perverted jutsu. Sasuke has homicidal urges and a tendency to scare little boys. And I’ve suddenly become the Legendary Sucker and could really use a strong drink.

Naruto/Harry Potter xover. Itachi and Kisame are off to Hogwarts in an attempt to capture the Kyuubi while he is far from Konoha's aid. Unfortunately things don't quite go as planned when Orochimaru pops up and Voldemort tries to get Itachi to join him.

Canon. SasuSaku. Red was the color of passion, womanhood. Pink was the shade of little girls and delicate things. Next to Karin, Sakura felt like a washed-out imitation.

[SakuxAkatsuki AU] She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys* [Rated for language only. Currently updating all chapters, will complete]

Haruhi confessed her true feeling for Kyouya but he reject it that's why she left & transfer to Crossacademy where she met new friends namely hinokahoko&crossyuuki. 3 girls who have the same dilemma in loving someone. this is a ouran/vk/la corda crossover

**UPDATED** Basically, this is a fanfic crossover between Yamato Nadeshiko Shichi Henge Wallflower and Ouran High School Host Club. Ms. Nakahara has enrolled Sunako and the other 4 into the Ouran High School for Sunako to be ladylike. All chaos erupts...

You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...

ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi had things well planned out, until a medic-nin with ridiculous hair went and made herself interesting. Sakura insisted she was just doing her job, but Itachi didn't quite see it that way. Non-massacre. Sakura/Itachi.

AU. Sakura falls in love with a book, Kiba's trapped inside one, and Sasuke's all that can bring them together. This is a typical love triangle, but the real story is anything but traditional.

-SasuSaku- -Complete- It was almost time, Orochimaru was going to take his body as a vessel. He hated being used...he refused to be used. With that thought, he took the kunai in his hand and slashed across his eyes.

Akatsuki & Sakura. After a moment of shock, Sakura realized that two fully grown, fully naked men were sitting squished uncomfortably together in her bathtub.

The Earl had promised this time would be different; that if God betrayed them again, they would not fail. But, he hadn't counted on Miranda's Innocence intervening and sending Exorcist and Noah alike into the minds of those in the future, either.

It all started with one lie...Just to save Naruto's sanity......SasuSaku NaruHina ShikaIno NejiTen

Sakura was usually so good with directions…at least she thought so until she ended up in the middle of Akatsuki territory. Now she’s surrounded by eight handsome men who want more than just the feisty Haruno’s medical abilities… SakuraxAkatsuki

.:Ch 25 posted:. Crossover, Harry Potter Naruto Six months after the attack of Kyuubi, Hatake Kakashi is being hunted by a merciless traitor. In order to protect him, Sandaime is forced to send him far away, to a land of magic and wizards.

This isn’t just your typical high school love story. No, not the love of Uchiha Sasuke and Haruno Sakura. It’s impossible for it to be typical. After all, they barely know each other, right? I mean, who would fall in love with a complete stranger?

It was inevitable that one day he, Artemis, would be kidnapped. He just never expected his kidnapping to involve robe-clad, wand-wielding lunatics who are under the impression that he is someone named 'Potter'.

[AU][SasuSaku] “Do you think this is a game? That fifty four school girls committing mass suicide is funny?” There are no happy endings in this one, just inbetweens.

The most probable reason for my love of school is that I'm a disgusting know-it-all. I draw my self-worth from studying and acing tests. Still, I'm just a girl who enjoys having fun. I love the banter in French class. I love murdering rival soccer teams. I even love art class. And the teacher there loves me. Apparently. More news at 11! (DeiSaku. High school AU.)

Bella and the Cullen's must put up with exchange students from Japan and make sure these new students don't find out thier terrifying secret. But what if these students have a dark secret of thier own? twilightYgo crossover

INDEFINITE HIATUS. Naruto/Harry Potter. Orochimaru's been killed, but his powers have transferred to Voldemort. The Naruto gang is hired by Dumbledore to help protect Harry and to gather information. Adventure, drama, and romance obviously follow.

What happens when the puppet master goes to Hogwarts? And what happens when Shino, Lee, and a certain psychotic kunoichi joins him?

What do you get when you mix one drained out pastry chef not to mention, konoha's most notorious playboy--and a few desserts? Sasusaku AU RATED M.

A bunch of short stories based on the Ace Attorney series. Because there aren't enough of these already. Spoilers for all games. Various ratings.

Pein's plan is finally coming to fruition. Now Itachi and Sakura must come accept their future...and come to terms with their past. Sides will be chosen and loyalties tested. The only question is: who will win this deadly game? Sequel to Maelstrom. ON HIATUS

.:drabble:. Tales from Konoha's Quintessential Dysfunctional Family, the Hyuugas. Starring Hinata, Hanabi, Hiashi, Hizashi, and Neji, even though his name doesn't start with an H.

AU: Kakashi thinks his team might not be so ready for the Chunnin exams after all. Permanent Hiatus.

Characters from Naruto meet high school through facebook, texting, and Sakura. Has language. GaaSaku, NejTen, ShikaTema, NaruHina, SasuIno.

A story that starts with Ema's first kiss, and follows her relationship ? with Klavier throughout the span of the series. Contains spoilers from the first and fourth Ace Attorney games.

This is a story in which Kyon behaves more…“Kyon-like” than in the original series. Many laughs, many tears. Also features Kyon-pursuing Haruhi.

The male members of team seven return to Konoha after a six year period as celebrated heroes. They discover, however, that a certain blossom has moved on. Without them.

Four years ago, she was Uchiha Sakura, wife to the most powerful ruler of Nippon-koku. Under the secrets and lies, the wheels start to turn again when she receives a call from a man that she thought to be dead.

Only two things are constantly on Ema’s mind: snackoos and the debonair rock star Klavier Gavin, but what will happen when she meets his brother, Kristoph? Will Klavier actually become… jealous?

TCxFMA Ed and Al get word of a powerful alchemy amplifier in the shape of a feather. Could this finally be their salvation? Meanwhile, the Tsubasa gang appears in Amestris to search for Sakura's lost memory fragment... Slight FMA timewarp.

After a painful breakup with her boyfriend, Haruno Sakura moves on by joining a rock band that consists of a loud mouthed blond and a handsome blue haired guitarist. Will there be chaos, or will love bloom among members? SasSakNeji, NaruHina

AU. SasuSaku. He decided, in that moment, that she was lovely. “Does it bother you that you aren’t the only man in her life?”

Sasuke wants revenge. Naruto wants his friend back. Dumbledore has the solution. Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura travel to Hogwarts to protect Harry while Dumbledore, Akatsuki, and Voldemort conspire in the background. Shippuuden, Half-Blood Prince.

COMPLETE. Itachi had chosen to involve Sakura in something that he did not wish for in the first place. What he did not expect was for her to quickly become the centerpiece of the events surrounding him. Ita-Saku Non-massacre AU. Sequel to The Chance.

Sakura goes to Suna to accept the marriage of the Kazekage Gaara, and keep Suna and Konoha allies after a falling out. But Sakura isn't just marrying Gaara, she's marrying an entire village.

It was possibly the most random thing that had ever happened to her. AkatsukiSakura, crack. Reviews are welcomed and loved. Finally, chapter six up! Hidan&Kakuzu.

Ennui is an unavoidable feature in a summer spent taking care of a rehabilitating brother. Never did it occur to Temari to think that finding a pen pal in an eccentric soldier on the other side of the world might help cure it. AU.

Sou dayo! SasuSaku Love Anthology! It's a waltz. A never ending cycle. Of so many broken hearts, tears, and blood.

It takes a lot of petals to form a flower. Surprisingly, it also takes a lot of people, some knowledgeable, some not so much, to follow through with the best plots. Who would have thought? AU, multi-chapter, HidaTema, DeiHina, ItaSaku.

Hidan, after being blown up by Shikamaru is left completely useless. He gives up his immortality in hopes of something better and possibly even meeting Jashin. Instead, he gets an unwelcome visit from Ichigo and goes to Soul Society. No major pairings.

I don't know you. I can't remember you. But: one word. One look. One smile. And I know. Again, I'd fall. [Sequel: The Uchiha Sweetheart]

Detective Ema Skye is having a wonderfully trouble-free week, when she stumbles into Rock Star-Prosecutor Klavier Gavin's office to discover a little something that changes her world. Post AJ. Rated for mild language and suggestive fops

On upon entering Hogwarts for an Espada chase, Hitsugaya is miffed. Wands, bratty children, and a whole new atmosphere really doesn't make life easier. BleachHP crossover. INACTIVE, TO BE REDONE IN THE FUTURE

Hate is a strong word. Even if it's accurate. Klavier teases Ema, Ema hates Klavier. There's no way around that. Or so they thought. What if a few simple, meaningless rides home could change that? It's unlikely, but not impossible. KlaEma. Title Fixed

The villagers had always told her that a normal girl like her should stay away from the strange child that was Uchiha Itachi, but Haruno Sakura wasn't a normal girl to begin with. ItaSaku non-massacre AU.

Future AU. It was all so logical, but believing it would mean admitting everything she knew was a lie. Sakura struggles to find the truth in her life and her village. The catalyst? A half-blind prisoner who was privy to it all...

Sasuke finally comes into contact with his long dormant hormones, but before he can do anything about it, his scary older brother has to find a love interest first. Easier said than done, which is why Sasuke's taking things into his own hands. ItaSaku AU.

Death is never the end, and even as a flower wilts, the beauty is still preserved though death. NarutoBleach Xover. SakuraXBleach guys. PLEASE READ THE IMPORTANT NOTE AT THE END OF CHAPTER ONE. CO-witten with AkatsukisSakura.

L dies, and wakes up in Soul Society. But it's not over. The Death Note has effects that reach into the afterlife, and he finds himself trying to solve the the mystery of these strange arracanar...who have black masks.SPOILER WARNING! CH14: Life is taken!

Hinata is a wisher. Ino is a liar. Sakura is a magic bean buyer. And me, Tenten? I'm a shrink. A PSYCHOLOGIST. And my newest patient is the most cynical, icecubish, jerky...well, he's Hyuuga Neji. NejiTen

CHAPTER 7 OUT! In which old times come back to bite our boys, Neji finally loses it, emo songs are sung, the culprit behind Bessie's vandalism is FINALLY revealed, Lee attempts to find a plus in a world of minuses, and, as always, the plot thickens.

Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.

Little episodes from the life and times of Kakashi's team. Part of the Documentary Stories.

HPxNaruto. Kakashi, Iruka, Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura go to Hogwarts to protect Harry Potter. Harry and the shinobi get off on the wrong foot, and tension arises from both parties.

Sakura goes to a fortuneteller, who offers to let her spend one day married to each of her potential matches. Of course, she doesn't realize that Lee and Sasuke are just the tip of the iceburg. .:Every Sakura Pairing:.

Sakura was excited about Juuken Academy, that is, until she got there. In centuries old war with Mangekyou Academy, she's torn between her want to belong, and the forbidden fascination she has for the mysterious leader of her enemy school: Uchiha Sasuke..

Sasori/Sakura - Shall we play a game together

Deidara & Sakura. He was peculiar and a little too observant for her tastes, but he was also alone, just like her, at the fault of this supercilious war. So she would dance with him, just until they could both forget how much they had lost.

(DISCONTINUED ) It started out with As then Bs and now Fs. This is unacceptable for the heir of the Uchiha family, Sasuke cannot be failing a class! Not in senior year. It's time to call in the experts, Sasuke say hello to Sakura your personal French tutor. Sasu x Saku

For freshman Haruno Sakura there was nothing as bad as being a single, fourteen year old freak. But when trouble comes along in the shape of a crush's older brother, a jealous ex-girlfriend and a scornful prodigy she has another thing coming.

Complete. AU from 309 onwards. Following a botched mission, Sakura is made a slave by Sound, a position that could very well alter the future…especially concerning a certain familiar missing-nin. SasuSaku.

Sakura returns, only to find that the old woman was telling the truth. Now she's been captured by the Akatsuki for reasons unknown. Her heart is torn between love, hate, and the mass confusion that comes of finding out things she never wanted to be true.

The line between "harm" and "help," Sakura knows, is an inexpressibly thin one. When Sakura is exiled and meets Uchiha Itachi, she realizes just how thin. Warning for controversial topics. Three-parter. Itachi/Sakura. DISCONTINUED.

Continuation of Captive. We’re not so different, my dear interrogator. We’re both only puppets, performing on a stage drenched in blood. But our strings will eventually be severed by those who will it, and where will be then? Summary inside. Itasaku

Little episodes from the life and times of Team Gai. Part of the Documentary Stories.

A younger Kagome falls into the well, into the Ninja world instead of the past. Adopted by the Uchiha clan, she is taken by Itachi to the Akatsuki after the massacre. Just how will the Akatsuki deal with being the babysitter for the young miko? Naruto xover

“You can only hate someone whom you have the capacity to love, because if you are really indifferent, you cannot even get up enough energy to hate him.” Hate and love. Where is the line between the two? GaaraxSakura. Quote by Sri Chinmoy.

Sakura is captured while rescuing Naruto from Akatsuki's grasp. As thus, she promises not to simply escape Akatsuki, but to kick all of their ass and walk out the front door instead. However, certain complications arise. ItaxSaku...eventually.

Ema Skye knew her life was headed downhill as soon as she received the proficiency test results-- and met the new prosecutor. And found out what happened to Phoenix Wright. And started her new job. You get the picture. KlaviEma, T to be safe.

On the surface, it's a routine bodyguard mission at an entirely unusual School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. But underneath the underneath, demons are lurking...[HPNaruto crossover, cowritten with link no miko]

When Haruhi left Ouran, she thought she had left the host club forever. However, a few years later, they meet again, through a bachelor show. Haruhi realised that some people just never change. [haruhixsomeone][romance&humor]

[SEQUAL to Enemies to Couples?] Now that Sasuke and Sakura are officially couples, things don't go the way it should be. When heartbreaking events pass their way, will they keep holding on or give up? [SasuSaku] Au. Language. Also NaruHina ShikaIno NejTen

CRACK. AU. SasuSakuIta. In which Sakura hates phallic symbols, and Sasuke finds himself in a spot of trouble.

SasuSaku AU// She was known as Maid no.167 out of 254 servants in the Uchiha household. She has a name, but only her dorky roommate knows it. He was known as the God of Sex and guess what? His name was even more popular than Jesus. Uhoh I sense chemistry.

“So basically you want me to go whoring around with the higherups over at Uchiha Inc.?” “No, Sakura, I want you to go whoring around with THE higherup.” Rated for language and suggestive themes. SasuSaku.

SasuSaku. NaruSaku. Waiting is everything. "I can wait. Can you?" /CONSTRUCTION GOING ON.

Naruto had been bragging all day that his new jutsu was his best yet. Sakura and her new situation beg to differ. Post timeskip. DeiSaku.

She's well aware that she's just a silly girl with a silly crush, but what harm could a little crush do? Haruno Sakura is just about to find out that the mysterious stranger that visits her Cafe is not so much a stranger after all. Sakura/Itachi

FF7/8/10/KH crossover. DiZ gathers the casts of FF to see who among them and the Organization members is the best. And things get even more crazy when Axel and Larxene make a potion that brings out those 'interesting' qualities in everyone. CH1 REDONE!

On a misadventure, Sakura finds herself with the most unlikely of companions. AU, set before Shippuden. Sasori x Sakura.

SPOILERS FOR ALL 4 GAMES! Set over GS3 and GS4. Friendfic. Slightly AU/canon tweaking. Explanation in chapter 2! Contains characters from both Phoenix arc and Apollo arc. P/M later on. UPDATED!

100 Theme Challenge AkatSaku Young Sakura is their only means of escape, and each passing moment she has with them is a memory she will always cherish. Updated! 31 through 40 sentences.

Naruto, Sasuke and Sakura are sent on a mission to protect Harry Potter in a world where fistfights were out, and wand-waving was in. .SasuSaku. HpxNaruto

AU BleachXHP postOotP: With a new threat looming the General is made to take severe action resulting in problems within his own ranks. With the book missing and now in the hands of Voldemort, what will happen when he sets his sites on a Heavenly Guardian?

Sakura knew that Sasuke would hate her when she brought him back to Konoha, but she was willing to let him do so, as long as he came back. She hoped she could save him from his darkness...but more than that, she hoped he could save her from her own.

Small doses of insanity can help keep one sane, but like all good medication, it's dangerous, even lethal, when taken in excess.

OH MY GOD. Me, a trainee vet, just ran over a famous model’s dog. Out of all the dogs I could’ve run over, it just had to be Neji Hyuuga’s dog. Nejiten and side Sasusaku.

Who knew Naruto could be such an expert matchmaker, Kakashi could be so cunning and perceptive, and Sakura could ever get over the boy of her dreams? Not Sasuke, that's for sure. Team Seven will never be the same. SasuSaku

“Brothers take care of each other,” Edward agreed. “Always.” Years after the death of his family, William Masen embarks on the trip he and his brother Edward planned together and is transformed into a vampire, unaware that Edward suffered the same fate.

Immune to a suspicious parasite by merit of their manly looks, Xaldin, Vexen and Lexaeus set out on a journey to save the rest of Organization XIII from the biggest nightmare of all: stupid fanfiction.

This is just another infiltration mission, right? Granted, Sakura's target is the Akatsuki, but there is still no reason for this conflict in her heart. Little does she know that Itachi is just as disconcerted. ItaSaku. Spoilers up to Manga Chapter 353.

Uchiha Sasuke never gets jealous. Haruno Sakura is never obsessive. That's their excuse. Their friends know they are delusional. SASUSAKU

ItaSaku: During a time of potential war and intricate, delicate political situations that require her complete attention, the last thing Haruno Sakura needed was to attract the attention of Uchiha Itachi.

The contents of their shopping baskets were eerily similar, except that only Haruhi's had instant coffee.

Sakura never liked her job as a hotel security guard. But when she discovered the strange things people do in lifts, it was pure entertainment. That is, until a raven haired man stepped into one of the elevators. SasuSaku.

AU. SasuSaku. I'm vaguely positive I just met my Soulmate. It's a pity he just called me fat. Sort of.

This is seriously AU.

It’s not every day that Sakura gets a mission like this. She could deal with the high heels and half-baked revolution, but a dead man from the past definitely wasn’t in the job description. DeiSaku.

In the middle of the destruction of Konoha, Sakura is dying. And upon dying is given a task of utmost importance: Stop this future from happening. :Sakura-centric:

A collection of short Crossovers where characters from anime get sorted into Hogwarts. No continuation. Just for fun. The ones up are Yu Yu Hakusho, Death Note and Naruto in that order. Bleach, D.Gray Man and Ouran High School Host Club to follow soon.

[cowritten with ohwhatsherface] “Aa.” Kakashi’s lone eye crinkled in amusement. “It would appear that the two of you are doing ‘The Dating Game…”

Horses, bedrooms, beaches, and taxis. Klavier/Ema - Chapter 3, UP ! Sorry for the major delay of doom. I hope this makes up for it.

Between masquerading as a boy, school, the Shinobi games, an arrogant captain and her crazy friends, it's amazing Tenten can survive. AU. NejiTen.

Sasuke and Sakura have finally gotten together, but between incensed fanboys and their own jealousy, their relationship is teetering on the edge. Chapters six, seven, and eight up! COMPLETE!

How would you act if you were bankrupt? If you found out the one you love is your enemy? What would you do when a harmless little deal turns into real love?

A nineteen-turned-twelve Sakura will vouch that time travel is no walk in the park. ItaSaku.

Itachi is tired of his younger brother taking everything in his life for granted. So he removes the one person whom Sasuke doesn't think he'll miss. Itachi plans to break Sasuke's heart...but he may just give his away.

What if Angela was really a witch? So I took this idea and ran with it. ONLY MAKES SENSE IF YOU READ ECLIPSE! So, with power come responsibility, secrets, and consequences.

A crossover between Bleach and Phoenix Wright. Not particularly serious. Set after Apollo Justice and during the Soul Society arc.

A long, long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away... There was a high school. And at that high school there was a fearsome group of cheerleaders, known only as Akatsuki. AU parody

It’s tradition in Konoha to place a bloody mark on the one you lust after. It sounds dangerous, not knowing who will mark you, and you scoff, thinking it’s a joke. It’s not, it’s real, and it’s pure terror when the one who wants to mark you is deadly. AU

HPxKH Crossover. Sora, Riku, Roxas and Axel are called into a Castle of Wizards by Dumbledore, where they discover exactly how connected their worlds are to one another. But why are Roxas and Axel being targeted by Death Eaters? AkuHar, RokuNami Soku O.o

Meeting again after seven years, Larry knew instantly that something was wrong with Phoenix's head. It felt as if he'd become an entirely different man. Nobody believed him, of course. They saw nothing wrong. But, for once, Larry was right.

[Sequelish to Hostage] The girls of Konoha can only be pushed so far before they snap. When these girls do, they leave the village to join a familiar organization. ItaSaku DeiHina other crack pairings

Being the Prince of China whose dodging the paparazzi and responsibilities, hot but manipulative Li Syaoran could have any girl he wanted. All except one is, that is... but the more he can't have her, the more he wants her.

The Hosts are known for being seductive, extremely wealthy, smart, and let’s not forget the obvious: handsome. What many fangirls don’t know is that each of them possess a certain hidden skill. CH 6 Rendezvous, feat. KyouKao Please Read & Review!

Written with ANGELforSHOW. So lyke, I think I just botched up my first client.

An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with awful crackish humor. I have not updated since mid-2008. Please stop PMing me for updates. And don't bother reviewing either, because I'd feel bad if you kept reviewing for no reason.

If I were asked to describe myself I would say: my name is Haruno Sakura. I am a senior. I have pink hair and green eyes. I am known through out the school as Sasuke's first girlfriend. I am also known as his first ex. SasuSaku EDITING

The last thing Sakura expected she'd have to do that day was accept a ride from a strange, cranky man in an oversized semi, but sometimes fate leads you down the road you'd least expect.

Hermione Granger wakes up on her 17th birthday to learn her family's dark secrets. How will the past affect her future?First written story. Please R&R. Prequel to A Simple Course of Action. Please read this one first!

SasuSaku. “Thank you, because I was planning on falling in love with him and changing sides to Akatsuki, betraying my friends, my family, and my home. And, I’m totally going to tell him ALL about Naruto.” Sequel to And So They Met.

It never did run smooth, and it holds true for Itachi and Sakura. But maybe they'll get their happily-ever-after... eventually. Non-massacre AU. ItaSaku. Oneshot.

AU. When Sakura is coerced into joining her school’s art club, she never expected to be surrounded by freaks. Even stranger, she never thought she’d fit right in. Akatsuki, Sakura.

Every serious evil leader needs to have a matching appearance, right? Unfortunately for Pein, such things don't come cheap. Crackfic. COMPLETE.

Of all the times her sister could have doted on her, she just had to choose now. //klavierxema, with not so subtle hints of jakexlana.//

Neji, Sasuke and Gaara are transfer students. They are the most feared and famous for their repulsive attitudes. Their motto? 'Stick Together'.But what happens when a girl name Sakura Haruno breaks them apart? [SakuNeji][SakuSasu][SakuGaa]

Lana continued to stare curiously at the mismatched “couple.” Ema just continued wishing that she could melt into the ground. //klavierxema.//

Yes, karma seemed to absolutely loathe Ema Skye. //klavierxema.//

AU The boys are forced to begin a host club, but how is it supposed to work when half are antisocial and half are idiots? Doesn't help that certain girls are frequent customers. SasuSaku NejiTen ShikaTem KibaHinaNaru DISCONTINUED

My kingdom for a breakaway.” Unfortunately, Sakura’s kingdom isn’t that big, and the breakaway isn’t that eager to help. SAKURA. KIMIMARO. On bookstores, low budgets, secret jobs, chance encounters, and an old lady with really long hair. Who is actually.

This is a random story about what Christmas would be like for Bella with the Cullens. Between Alice decorating and giving gifts the possibilities are endless. Please R&R

Congratulations! You are now the proud owner of an UCHIHA ITACHI unit! With this guide, learn how to raise and love your very own Uchiha Prodigy!

I really would have never guessed in a million years, that spilling coffee on him would lead to this. [SasukeSakura]

Esme decides to enter the Cullen family in the game show Family Feud. What will happen? Who are they facing? Will they win? Find out! please R&R!

What do you get when you send five angry vampires and a clumsy human to Culinary Arts Summercamp? Nothing good, that’s for sure… Second attempt at FF, please be nice! Canon pairings. COMPLETE!

Alice decides to enter the Cullen "teenagers", as well as Bella, into guys' and girls' beauty contests. What's the catch? The gender with the most beauty points wins a prize to use over the other gender... fashion disasters, make-up catastrophes, and more

When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.

Why shouldn't a girl get all riled up at the thought of a sexy man in a pair of boxerbriefs? A humorous reverse harem fic featuring Sakura.

She stuttered in fear. 'I...I said that...I'm sorry, I took the wrong potion and now...uhm, Uchiha, Itachi is back to his twelve year old self...' ItaSaku

An abandoned Harry Potter/Naruto Crossover with a bunch of random Naruto characters stuck in the HP-verse via a crack theory on the Sharingan. Self-pitying shinobi galore. I have not updated since the end of 2007. Please stop PMing me for updates.

For one whole year, the teachers shall force their students to celebrate every holiday of the year in the quest of life, liberty and the pursuit of youthfullness!

Harry Potter discovers there are things far, far more annoying than Death.

Sakura is Kisame's beloved daughter with enough bloodlust to make Itachi think twice about picking a fight with her. When she is introduced to the infamous group, Akatsuki, their first qustion is, Is she spoken for and if so, when can I kill him? What wil

Before Naruto's return, Sakura finds in injured man in the forest. She takes him in without knowing his identity. They thought they would never meet again, boy were they wrong. ItachiSakura

[Crackfic] Tobi is horrified to learn that Uchiha Itachi has never played a board game. In his eyes, such a thing is unheard of. Much to Itachi's chagrin, Tobi vows to teach him all about such seemingly frivolous pursuits. Friendship. [Oneshot.]

Stephen Colbert launches a new series, based on Organization XIII. But will interviewing the mentally unbalanced Organization be too much for him?

When Team 7 is 'invited' to join in on a brief cruise run by none other than the EvilAndApparentlyBroke Akatsuki, things get just a little out of hand...Cowritten with Sillymail

With the arrival of the Minister's lackey, Dumbledore chooses to hire yet another Ninja to watch the backs of his charges, and to unveil the facade of the Ministry. Enter Uchiha Itachi. NarutoHP crossover.

The fight against Mizuki goes worse than expected, and Naruto flees from Konoha in anguish. He eventually passes out in the desert, where he's found by a trio of Suna siblings... ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.

Harry Potter X Naruto Team 7 is given a mission to protect a fifteen year old boy in England but the hardest part of the assignment is to survive school... [SasuSaku]

The continuation of A Ripple in the Pond. Sakura Haruno is now a missingnin from Konoha, living with the Akatsuki. As she comes to terms with her new lifestyle, she must also come to terms with her new feelings for the Mangekyou wielding Uchiha.

Tsunade lost the bet and now must conspire with EroSennin for his novel Icha Icha Pink, where the heroine is to have the strongest shinobi compete for her. Sakura x Harem

Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.

Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.

[Crossover with Bleach] Yuuko, as always, has fun embarrassing Watanuki.

[ItaSakuSasu] Sakura Haruno is a nobody at her junior high school and she has an impossible crush on Sasuke Uchiha, the most popular boy in school, who doesn't know she even exists. So, she vows to snag him as her boyfriend by the end of the year...

Drabble 33: Best Laid Plans. Hidan asks questions. He gets answers. He hates his job. Spoilers for current chapter 329. Addicted to crack? Need a quick fix? Supplying you with pure, sweet crack since 1889.

Team 7 is shocked to find Sakura in the swimsuit issue of Icha Icha Paradise... ESPECIALLY SAKURA! Now not only does Sasuke have to protect her from perverted men, but also from a stalker who wants to claim her! CHAPTER 10 UP! Sasusaku NaruHina KakaIcha

Who is this mysterious man who suddenly appears out of nowhere to save the lives of our Konoha heros from the likes of Orochimaru and Akatsuki? ...Gee, who do you think? Mockfic.

A shocked Neji learns that Rock Lee and Maito Gai have brainwashed his only son. Let the blood bath begin.

Temari's tired of a certain someone chasing her boyfriends away, and she plans to do something about it. Watch Gaara writhe in pain as she tries to set him up with girls of Konoha!

A Parody of Gaara romance stories. Temari tries to get Gaara to go out with various girls so that she will be free to find herself a boyfriend. Gaara however is not too fond of this plan. Will he find love? Or will Naruto screw everything up?

Just when Orochimaru landed himself a respectable, NORMAL job at Konoha High, he is placed in charge of Class 7, the wildest, craziest, and most random group of teens ever to grace the planet. [Main pairings:SakuSasu, NaruHina][Lil' bit:InoShika, TenNeji]

Soul Society has a therapist! Witness the pain and horror of all of the unfortunate Shinigami who end up in her office. It starts with Hitsugaya...the newest victim is KUROSAKI ICHIGO. [series of therapy related oneshots]

Rule number one of a horror parody: Never let the rookie nine split up in a potentially haunted, killer inhabited mansion, never say I'll be right back, and always, ALWAYS, expect the unexpected when even Sasuke dresses up as a devil in hot red spandex.

Tenten learns the consequences of accidentally turning down a date from Neji.

Haruno Sakura finds the true meaning of her name, and a chance encounter with the villianous Uchiha prodigy will force her come to terms to what it means.

Ever read Chicken Soup for the Soul? Well, this isn't really like it. But it has the same format filled with all sorts of short stories. You're BOUND to find something for the whole family! COMPLETED!