Real name: Lindi Mitchell

Age: 24

Country of origin: South Africa

Native Language: Afrikaans -*-*- Other Language(s): English -*-*- Currently learning: Japanese (It's not really as hard as everyone claims it to be!!)

Find me on the Interwebs: - Facebook (Feel free to friend me :D) - deviantART (I accept requests when I have time) - YouTube - Google -
Email: kyokokerasaki@gmail.com

Favourite Anime/Manga: Naruto, Angelic Layer, Tokyo Mew Mew, Death Note, Samurai Champloo, Negima!, Negima!?, D.N.Angel, Fullmetal Alchemist, Elfen Lied, InuYasha, Ao no Exorcist (Blue Exorcist), Soul Eater, Prétear, FLCL, Chrono Chrusade, Wish, Dragonball, Black Cat, Ouran Highschool Hostclub, Tenjou Tenge, .hack// series, Last Exile, Bleach, Demashita! Power Puff Girls Z, Fairy Tail, Card Captor Sakura, Black Butler,

Favourite Books/Novels: Harry Potter, The Power of Five, The Chronicles of Narnia, Spud, Dead Sleep, The Devil's Teardrop, Comeback, The Seventh Scroll, Artemis Fowl,

Favourite TV Shows: Doctor Who, Navy NCIS, Monk, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (2003 Series), Winx Club,

Favourite Movies: Anything from Marvel, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Double Jeopardy, Orpan,

Favourite Games: Touhou Project, Pokémon, Sims 3, Fable I & III, Wizard101, Pirate101,

If anyone has ever wondered where I find info for my stories, here are the sites...

Naruto * Winx Club * Harry Potter * Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles *

For those who struggle to pick names for their characters, I recommend the site, Behind the Name. It's totally awesome, they have lists for nearly every country, the meanings and history behind most of the names, as well as a "Name Themes" list which allows you sort names by specific meanings.

PICTURES / VIDEOS / CHARACTER SKETCHES / etc...etc...

Me on:
* deviantART *
* Gaming YouTube (For all my gaming related suff) * Personal YouTube (Mostly for the music I perform) *

Pictures:

Magic and Exorcism: devaintART Folder
The Duties of a Paladin... (by ProbablyImpossible) Really awesome and funny inspiration for Chapter 10 :)

Of Dragons, Stars and Ninjas: deviantART Folder
Mizuki and Hikaru (by me!)
Mizuki and Hikaru, Version 2 (also me!)

Ninja Tales: deviantART Folder
Cover (by me)
Five Kage Medallion (by me)
Yuki Tsukiakari (by me)
TMNT Humans (by Sanjii Noroii - Sanji-uchiha130) Thought this looked kind of cool for their human diguises when doing Henge no Jutsu (Transformation Technique)

The Path - A Tale of Six Sisters:
Cover (by cyan)

Videos:

Magic and Exorcism:
Yoru no Uta - (Sung by me) Used in chapter 7

Character Sketches:

I started creating character sketches for some of my characters (With pictures included!), for those who want to know more about my OCs :)

Magic and Exorcism:
Bianca Valerio *
Yuuka Akiyama * Shizuka Yoshida *

"A writer's block is your subconsciousness demanding that you take a break away from the computer screen and reload your creative juices until further notice. Stress prolongs the reload time, and yes, it does have adverse effects from time to time. There are no current remedies to this condition, so it just has to run its course."
-Unkown

I am the girl...that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird, and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cellphone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain.

But I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn't care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who loves and is obsessed with FanFiction, who can express herself better with words than anything else, and knows the importance of the little things.

Copy and Paste this onto your account if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest times that they are unique, but not alone.

1.YOUR REAL NAME: Lindi

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME:(first 3 letters of real name plus izzle): Linizzle [okey, that's...um...nice..?]

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal): Purple Horse [NICE!! GO PURPLE Horse!!]

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name, and current street name): Lindi Elizabeth [Uh...I don't even have a middle name...-_-''...]

5. YOUR STAR WARS NAME: (the first 3 letters of your last name, first 2 letters of your first name, last 3 letters of mom's maiden name): Mitliken [Oookeeey...O_o]

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):Black Lemonade [Weird...]

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maiden name, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name): Itliumn [Ah...yeah...kinda hard to play this game if you don't have a middle name ...-_- ]

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mother's middle name): Magdalena [ :) Not bad...]

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets): Black Lily [Pretty cool :D]

How to Tell if You're a Writer

- If you talk to yourself.
- If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’)
- If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so have you ever noticed that the word ‘deliver’ could mean removing someone’s liver?’)
- If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’
- If you live off of sugar and caffeine.
- If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.
- If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.
- If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.
- If you tend to collect the Bic Stics people leave lying around, kind of like picking pennies off the ground.
- If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.
- If the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.
- If people think you might have A.D.D.
- If you think it’d be cool to have A.D.D.
- If you start constantly talking and/or thinking in third person, past tense.
- If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.
- If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.
- And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English 101

Copy and paste this onto your profile if more than 10 of the above fit you! (Don't worry, I didn't fail English)

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

A large percentage of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you are one of the ones that do and want to deck 'em, put this in your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

If you flinch whenever someone uses the word "gay" as an insult, copy/paste onto your profile.

If you know a video game/book/movie/anime/manga character or weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

90 percent of teens today would die if Myspace had a system failure and was completely destroyed. If you are one of the 10 percent that would be laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are one of the few who can honestly say that you've never been to Myspace.com, copy and paste this onto your profile.

Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this into your profile!

98 percent of teenagers smoke or have tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who haven't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you adore chocolate and frequently suffer from chocolate cravings when you have no access to the heavenly substance, copy this into your profile. (I'm just like Mello when it comes to chocolate!)

If you like chocolate as much as Mello and I do, copy this into your profile.

If you are a Death Note freak copy and paste this into your profile.

If you talk to yourself, copy this on to your profile.

.eliforp ruoy otni etsap dna ypoc ,sdrawkcab siht daer ot hguone trams era uoy fI

If the majority of your free time is spent reading manga, watching anime, playing video games or writing fanfiction, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you tend to laugh your butt off at funny fanfics and your friends think your weird copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading and/or writing copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like the rain copy and paste this into your profile

If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile. (Watch out for me. I've actually done some of those things)

Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know what to call someone. Weird is the same as different which is the same as unique, so weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it copy and paste this into your profile.

If your crazy/or insane and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you're fricken crazy and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

If YOU are weird, please copy this into your profile.

If you have had conversations with yourself, copy this to your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you think that life without computers is useless then copy this to your profile.

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are random, and/or have a short attention span, and you don't care, copy and paste...do you think happy pills should have smiley faces on them?

If you like to read people's profiles when you're bored, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you daydream 24/7, copy this to your profile.

If you've told your best friend something before you told your parents, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you read multiple books at the same time copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever ran into a door, copy this to your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped when there was a WATCH YOUR STEP sign, copy and paste this into your profile (I think I once tripped ON a "watch your step" sign...)

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

Copy and paste these into your profile if it happens to you too. If your back hurts because you've been on the computer too long . If you are constantly quoting things and no-one has any idea what you're saying. If you can't figure out what docx is and you go crazy from frustration. If it took you five years to notice a huge service elevator at the library, when you go there everyday! If when you go to return your library books you come back with more than what you started with. If you've ever been tempted to paint your face blue and say Chan and to at the start and end of a sentence. If you add too many n's and s's to words. If you've ever wondered about what would happen if a smurf and an ompaloompa had a kid together. If you haven't been able to sleep for worry of The Russian mafia, Chuck Norris, Global Warming, Becoming Nocturnal, or Failing grades (particulary if your an A student) Oh and people I do all of these things!! All the time!!

If you wish with every fiber of your soul you owned Naruto and have a million "I don't own Naruto" funny disclaimers planned out, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, -Blooming Moon-, A'isha Ishtar, Kyoko Kerasaki

If your family wonders how you can remember all the Naruto character's names, copy and paste this into your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, -Blooming Moon-, A'isha Ishtar, Kyoko Kerasaki

If your family and friends get REALLY ticked off with your constant talking about Naruto, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, -Blooming Moon-, A'isha Ishtar, Kyoko Kerasaki

If you wish there was a filler Naruto episode in either Shippuden or the first series where they all go to high school, on vacation, or audition for a play, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, -Blooming Moon-, A'isha Ishtar, Kyoko Kerasaki

If you actually wouldn't mind school if it was Naruto-related, copy and paste this to your profile and add your name here: Moonlight Music Mistress, -BloomingMoon-, A'isha Ishtar, Kyoko Kerasaki

If you have ever sang in Japanese really loud in an embarrassing place, post this on your profile.

..P..Put this
..O..On your
..K..Profile
..É..To Stop Pokémon
..M..From
..O..Being
..N..Hated
..!!..It shows that u care!!

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.
The boys don’t want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree.

Copy and paste this in your profile if you like it.

You say BABY PINK
I say BLACK
You say HANNAH MONTANA
I say GUSTAV HOLST
You say PREP
I say GOTH
You say HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL
I say NARUTO
You say RAP
I say CLASSICAL
You say GOSSIP
I say SHUT UP I'M READING
You say FOOTBALL
I say NINJAS
You say SPANISH
I say JAPANESE
You say MAGAZINES
I say MANGA
You say MAKEUP
I say GAARA
You say I'm WEIRD
I say YES I AM

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies.
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt.
You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
You watch sports on TV.
You love video games.
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule!
Gory movies are cool.
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear.
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
Sports are fun.
Talk with food in your mouth.
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mum for advice.
You consider cheer-leading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring.
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time.
You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing.

Total: 9

A black man sat on a bank in a park. A white man came and said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, when I grew up I was BLACK, when I'm sick I'm BLACK, when I go in the sun I'm BLACK, when I'm cold I'm BLACK, when I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, when you're born you're PINK, when you grow up you're WHITE, when you're sick, you're GREEN, when you go in the sun you turn RED, when you're cold you turn BLUE, and when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...

Post this on your profile if you hate racism!

I HATE stereotypes...

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have BIG BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff.
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks.
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told).
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE, So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse.
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist.
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep.
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like HORROR, so I must be a PSYCOPATH.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help POINTING OUT MISTAKES so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems.

Things to do in a shop when you are bored...

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "Pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile

愛 Love
勇 Courage
儒 Wisdom
喜 Happiness
怒 Anger
哀 Sorrow
樂 Joy
慾 Desire
悲哀 Sorrow
友情 Friendship
生命 Life
暗闇 Darkness
希望 Hope
水 善 = Water
土 強 = Earth
火 烈 = Fire
气 和 = Air

Itachi: o/_\O
Deidara: /_\ )
Hidan: *
Kakuzu; $_$
Pein: - : -
Tobi: (*)))
Kisame: =_=
Sasori : @_@
Zetsu: ((o_O))
Post this on your channel if you are an
Akatsuki fan!!

Did you know...

1) Kissing is healthy.

2) Bananas are good for period pain.

3) It's good to cry.

4) Chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

5) 94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

6) Lying is actually unhealthy.

7) You really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

8) It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

9) 89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

10) It's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

11) Chocolate will make you feel better.

12) Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

13) A good friend never judges.

14) A good foundation will hide all hickeys...not that you have any.

15) Boys aren't worth your tears.

16) We all love surprises.

17) Now...make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH.

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next fifteen minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

MY FAVORITE QUOTES (FUNNY OR OTHERWISE)

'Idiots are fun. No wonder every village wants one.'
-Gregory House (House, M.D.)

'Love only yourself. Fight only for yourself.'
-Gaara

'What's that smell?'
'That, Patrick, is the smell of defeat.'
'Oh, good. I thought it was my skin.'
-Spongebob and Patrick

'When life gives you lemons...make grape juice and leave the world wondering how the hell you did it!!'
-Unknown (ha-ha! Don't know where to find me!!)

'But I warn you, don't look for me...'
*looks over*
'I said don't look for me!!'
-Cosmo and Anti-Cosmo (Fairly Oddparents)

'WHAT?! Why wasn't he affected by my sexiness?!'
-Ino Yamanaka

'Uh, Naruto, it's nice you took the poison out so spiritedly, but if you lose any more blood, you're going to die.'
-Kakashi Hatake

'Hmm... Itachi... it would be annoying if he moved around a lot. Perhaps we should cut off a leg or two?'
-Kisame Hoshigaki

'Chubbies rule!'
-Choji Akimichi (MORE PEOPLE SHOULD LOVE HIM!!)

'Loneliness is this world's worst kind of pain.'
-Gaara

'You have someone in your life whom you honor and revere so much that every hurt on them is inflicted on you as well. And the closer they are to you, the greater the pain.'
-Gaara

'Oh, by the way... I'm a boy.'
-Haku (from Naruto) (I seriously laughed out loud when I heard this...)

'Oh, I'm not a little pervert! ...I'm a big one!'
-The oh-so wise and sagacious Jiraiya (uh, yeah...)

'Hmmm... how do I put this? My first impression of this group... You're a bunch of idiots!'
-Kakashi (LOL)

'Naruto, sometimes, your eyes are even better than mine.'
-Neji Hyuga

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA "You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".