Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.

When you began, it was just the two of you, the roommates desperately in need of a break going crosscountry in their tiny-ass car. But one thing lead to another and here you were, twelve people on enough meds to kill an elephant packed on a schoolbus going on a round trip to disaster. A rather lengthy one-shot about friendship and craziness and how important it is to take a break.

At age nineteen, Sherlock Holmes dropped out of university to become a drug addict.

An attraction that would condemn him in the eyes of his father and supposedly God, but knowing that he still can't stop the twisting in his stomach at the sight of that redhead.

Before they were Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs, before they formed Hogwarts' own unofficial Werewolf pack, before they became the youngest Animagi ever unknown, before they marched as soldiers in a clandestine and doomed Order, they were boys with secrets and a love for things that glowed in the dark. Remus/Sirius

Tavros Nitram has just had the worst week of his life. He returns to school, afraid of what his classmates may think of his current... state. Maybe things will turn around for him? AU, Highschool!stuck, Rated M for language, drug use, violence & hot gay action *NOTE: I'M BAD AT EDITING/UPDATING. SO BAD* Next update: SEQUEL IS UP! CHECK OUT MY STORY 'WRECK!

He swears it.

Dirk Strider grows up and raises a son in a world without Sburb. NOTICE: This story is no longer being updated on . Find it and its sequels on AO3! archiveofourown(dot)org/series/67094

Karkat/Gamzee moirallegiance. Karkat's Adventures in Altruistic Asexual Exhibitionism. Public cuddles, Mr. Vantas? Daring. ...Now with sequel! Kinky Transquadrant Affair. Le gasp.

In which Finland tests Sweden's patience rather he realizes it or not.

Sion lacks proper appreciation for the finer points of playing dress-up.

"Miss Haru told me that two people sharing an umbrella has... romantic implications in Japanese culture." A look at three different stages of Fuuta and Basil's relationship over the years, from friendship to first crush to falling in love.

There is really nothing to say about this except Fleshy Shadow/Grunt/Brute/Daniel. Written for Kinkmeme. Yes, Amnesia has a Kinkmeme. :3 Warnings for High Octane Nightmare Fuel and a bit of a cracky premise.

Originally a way to pass the time and work through writer's block that morphed into something rather frightening.

AU: France in the 17th century. Francis, a marquis, has been living freely for years now. One day, a young child is brought to him and is said to be his own.

James and Sirius aren't the only ones trying to figure out why Remus is leaving school once a month. Peter has his own theories. Unfortunately, this is Peter we're talking about.

Not NEARLY as good as the title implies. If you value your sanity, I suggest you don't read. It is pure CRACK. Complete CRACK. And nothing but CRACK. DON'T LIKE, DON'T READ, DON'T BLAME THE WRITER FOR ANY SANITY LOST IF YOU DO READ. M for bondage.

"Don't touch my junk, aru!" Misinterpretations between countries are not unheard of, but this will be a slip that America will never forget. Oneshot. Rated for brief language.

James needs motivation to speed up his quest for fair Lily's hand. Remus needs to learn to never accept a bet from a marauder. Sirius and Lily need to be afraid. Very afraid.

Basil had no idea what he was getting into after meeting Mukuro. .: 6984 :. A series of drabbles that aren't quite related, mostly TYL! Mukuro x Basil. for Canadino.

The day of the move to LA.

"In which Alfred eats skittles and Matthew thinks he's high" PURE CRACK!FIC

'Ryan comes to him sometime in August of two-thousand-and-seven. It's the era of paisley prints and cowboy-esque scarves around Ryan's proud proud neck.' This Follows the evolution of Ryan/Brendon from A Fever, through Pretty.Odd, and to the end.

*KoreaChina* China, in a moment of despair, offers Korea a deal: a single pityfuck, and then Korea won't bother him ever again. It works. The problem is, it also backfires...

What if you went to dinner with your tutor but find unwanted feelings of jealousy surfacing? What if you end up with him the next morning? Well you call him a bastard and try to kill him of course! D18

After finding himself in another world full of mysterious beings and strange monsters, Sora must struggle to save his friends and return home… wait, which story is this again? And who is that weird dragon boy with the red hair? KH/Spirited Away crossover.

Matthew finally worked up the nerve to tell Francis and Arthur that he's dating Gilbert, but they're not very happy about it.../Inspired by that Daddy's Dating Rules joke... thing./There's a bit of PruCan and FrUk.

This is a plotless Figgy oneshot. That's right, Figgy. Meaning slash Fang/Iggy. If you don't like this pairing then don't read this story. I don't need your close minded reviews. Now if you want to flame my writing skills then you are welcome to do so.

"'Mmmm, so delicious. Yeah baby,' the voice purred. I slapped my hand over my mouth to stifle the scandalized gasp threatening to escape my lips." Matt hears some interresting noises coming from his and Mello's room... and it's easy to misinterpret. MxM

Alice was sure the blame was at Sharon. If it weren’t for her, the guys would’ve never quoted those cheesy things. And... that stupid clown would’ve never made her feel this edgy. -- Set after special 2 -- BreakxAlice -- Completed D:

Warning: do not touch. Offenders of this warning may find themselves to be attacked by a large black dog within several hours of unauthorized contact. SBRL

A late New Year oneshot. “I need someone to kiss!” Iggy exclaimed. “It’s New Years!” “Fine!” Fang said, frustrated and grabbed his face and kissed. Iggy full on the mouth. Dedicated to Kitty Uchiha. :D Figgy if you squint! Oneshot

When Ulquiorra moves into his new house, he thinks the neighbourhood and everyone there are perfect. Until he meets his annoying neighbour, that is. GrimmUlqui. Yaoi.

One persons trash is another persons treasure, but who the hell would throw away a pair of babies? FrUk, PruCan, USAxOC

In retrospect, Naruto probably could have used his handy new jutsu in much more productive ways rather than, say, writing Sasuke Uchiha threatening letters every year on the anniversary of the Valley of the End. Sasuke/Naruto Please Review!

Family time is for getting closer with your family... NO FRANCE NOT THAT CLOSE! France/Canada/America/England

A quick one-shot involving the Italies, Spain, Poland, and Liet, and their weekly ritual - hoping in the only way that they can for a brighter future. Note, I'm only familiar with American masses, so I don't know about Italian ones...

Francis/Arthur. Arthur kisses a frog who, most unfortunately, does not turn into Prince Charming.

The fancy invite card read: Welcome to our new home! Please join Percy Jackson and Nico di Angelo’s housewarming dinner. Please do not feel the need to bring anything. Dinner begins at 6:00pm. The address is 38501 Sunshine Lane, Long Island. Percy/Nico

They would not stop loving each other simply because it went against the grain of tradition. AkuRoku. Rated M for lemony goodness.

Yuki and Kyo can't hug girls, making other things rather, um, impossible. There is one obvious solution. Kyo/Yuki. Drabble, crack.

When Ino met her dream boy, it was on a bus to New York, and it took her several hours to learn his name and stop calling him 'Pinapple Head'. Sakura, on the other hand, literally ran into hers and got cake all over his shirt. Nice.

James tries to find out who Sirius is having sex with after all the girls of Hogwarts go celibate.

AU. Their paths crossed as both faced a tragedy of their own. A unique kind of friendship and love were formed, despite conflicts and heartaches in their lives. INUYASHAxSANGO pairing. Ch29 & Epilogue up to finish the story entirely.

Cid eats all of Vincent's food, and demands Vincent to buy some more. Once there, a climactic verbal battle takes place as Hojo chides Sephiroth for stepping in Jenova's goo.

AU, set after OotP. Trapped in a world where he can be neither seen nor heard, Sirius Black struggles to communicate to his friends that he may not be as dead as they think he is... and that something dreadful lurks beyond the veil. SBRL slash.