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According to my mom, I taught myself to read when I was 2.5 years old. I've been a bookworm my whole life. People in books are usually much more interesting than real life. I have the opportunity to get in their heads, which rarely happens in RL. ;) I lean toward fantasy... supernatural, mythological, magical (not so much with the technological). Good vs. Evil. Ordinary people discovering that they're extraordinary. I'm also fascinated with how people interact.

I read a lot. I read fast. I've been accused of inhaling books. It's not unheard of for me to stay up until daylight, trying to finish reading a story. Actually, it's fairly typical.

My introduction to fanfic was when Buffy the Vampire Slayer was in its first run. The author I most remember was ~mere~. At the time, lots of authors emailed their stories to lists of readers.

Then I was taken by other distractions.

And then I got a live-in boyfriend... and a kid.

And the bf was busy texting and chatting and generally monopolizing the computer, and ignoring me and the kid.

And then he finally moved out, and I was a single mom, and - at the end of the day - it was finally MY turn on the computer.

So I watched the first 4 seasons of "new" Doctor Who, and then moved on to reading DW fanfic, here and on Teaspoon. Then, through author blogs and favorites lists, I discovered SVM fanfic and then Twilight fanfic. Which is kinda... funny. Because I've never read any of the Sookie Stackhouse books (although did see a few episodes of True Blood). And I read a couple of the Twlight books, and watched the first movie... but really wasn't too taken by them (for so many reasons, most of which I find impossible to verbalize).

But I REALLY like the Twilight all-human stories. There are some really great writers, and fantastic stories in this fandom. And I've certainly developed a taste for the 'M' or NC-17 rated stories. (What can I say? Very. Single. Mom.)

I've noticed I have an aversion to fics based on unplanned pregnancies... especially if it's due to a one-night stand or first-time sex.

I also have an aversion to fics whose storylines involve date-rape drugs. Can't explain it. Just a hard-limit for me. Once I reach that point of the story, I usually ditch.

I'll apologize here... I am a certified lurker. I have been, since I first started using the internet. Heck, I'm that way in "real life", as well. So... if I don't review, don't take it personally. If I like your story, I put it on alert. If I REALLY like your story, it's marked as a favorite. And if you've written multiple stories I like, I've marked you as a favorite author. That's my feedback, and I'm sorry if it doesn't seem like enough.

And, although I've been reading stories on here for close to 2 years, I only recently got an account. So I'm playing catch-up (a bit) on marking favorites. Mostly on DW stories.

More about me? I'm a 41 year old Aries. My son is a 5 year old Aries. I like to bake... bread, cookies, cakes. And my cat likes to sit backwards on my computer monitor while I'm reading... so I'm constantly peeking around her tail, or trying to move it out of my way, while I read.

Thx,
-L-

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Creature of Habit by EZRocksAngel reviews
Bella begins working for the elusive and distant Edward Cullen who she discovers is hiding behind an elaborate charade to maintain his secret lifestyle. Bella is determined to find out the mysteries of Edward Cullen but with what results? AU, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,624 - Reviews: 14868 - Favs: 13,034 - Follows: 5,839 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Late Night Encounters by kyla713 reviews
Lonely ER doc Edward Cullen goes online one night in curiosity, never expecting to find what was awaiting him. AH/possibly some OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 147,881 - Reviews: 9638 - Favs: 9,671 - Follows: 6,515 - Updated: 8/6/2015 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Forbidden Love by Elise de Sallier reviews
A Forbidden Love was P2Ped and published by TWCS as two books in 2013. In 2017, I received the rights to it back, and I self published it on Amazon as one book under the name Innocence. I am also in the process of re-posting a Twilight fan fiction version of the published version here on FFn under the title, Innocence. Thank you for the amazing support of the Fanfic Community.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 57 - Reviews: 12402 - Favs: 3,636 - Follows: 3,493 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 150,577 - Reviews: 20526 - Favs: 13,983 - Follows: 5,692 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Everlasting Why by suitablyironicmoniker reviews
A student of social work & her troubled client. Longing to help him, she suspects & soon learns there is far more beneath the surface than she could have ever guessed. & perhaps her motives for helping are more complicated than she's willing to admit. AU
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 41 - Words: 171,428 - Reviews: 2537 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 878 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Hit By Destiny by ocdmess reviews
Bella wants to die, and almost gets her wish fulfilled when she gets hit by a shiny Volvo. She is left with serious injuries, and the only thing keeping her from dying is the person who hit her. All Human, Rated M for language, dark themes & violence.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 59 - Words: 463,685 - Reviews: 20392 - Favs: 12,831 - Follows: 7,208 - Updated: 11/29/2012 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Cellar by iambeagle reviews
Boy meets Girl. Girl's friend throws up on Boy's shoes. A story about wannabe hipsters, awkward moments, and soul mates.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 49,262 - Reviews: 4213 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 1,953 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Biology Project by solostintwilight reviews
Edward's an addict resisting treatment, Bella's a girl who just wants a boyfriend already. What happens when they get paired up for a Biology Project? Bio Lab could get interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 70 - Words: 211,412 - Reviews: 12808 - Favs: 4,395 - Follows: 3,384 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/30/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bonne Foi by Amethyst Jackson reviews
AU. Edward Masen was changed in 1918 and abandoned by his sire. He feeds on human blood, unaware of any other way…until he stumbles across college freshman Bella Swan for a night that will change everything.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 41 - Words: 169,901 - Reviews: 14834 - Favs: 11,679 - Follows: 8,115 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 11/6/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Student by LondonGoth reviews
The moment he sees her, he will stop at nothing to have her. Bella Swan is about to learn more from her Teacher than she ever thought possible. Get ready because Forks High is about to get bloody. Rated 'M' for sexual content, language & horror ***on hiatus***
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 13 - Words: 50,593 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 10/26/2011 - Bella, Edward
Grasping Darkness by KiyaRaven reviews
She dreams of darkness. Lust. Passion. The man she fantasizes about has it all, especially the darkness. The problem is, he's not really a man. Rated M for language & dark themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 267,922 - Reviews: 8407 - Favs: 6,150 - Follows: 4,328 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Consign Me Not to Darkness by msj2779 reviews
Bella has just escaped from the grasp of a torturous relationship and she finds herself in the slums of Chicago. She's a shadow of who she used to be and has the anxiety to go with it. With some help, she finds hope... AH B E. Some dark situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 206,192 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 772 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Bella, Edward
Running for Home by ooza reviews
Edward discovers his entire past is a fabrication. On his journey to uncover the truth he meets Bella, a young woman neglecting all responsibility for the first time in her life. Road trip! ExBxVolvo BPOV/EPOV AH AU OOC M for language and future lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 110,212 - Reviews: 1468 - Favs: 2,234 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Accidental Detrimental Elemental Stimulating Sex by Trease The Intern reviews
One pair of big, larger than normal black framed glasses. They shouldn't be a turn on, right? WRONG. Me and my 'buddy' are so not equipped to deal with this situation…A fic by Trease & Nyddi. Smut fest here we come!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 43,653 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 230 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Bella, Edward
The Roommate by MandyLeigh87 reviews
I needed a roommate. What I got was one heck of a problem. AH BxE Rated M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 80,364 - Reviews: 4823 - Favs: 4,547 - Follows: 3,072 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 4/27/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Dear Mr Masen by jendonna reviews
"Error 434: Reprimanding an executive." Life changing or just stupid? Dear Mr. Masen: A story of unauthorized Internet usage, culinary delights and the goings-on at Cullen, Inc. AH, ExB.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,500 - Reviews: 12987 - Favs: 8,492 - Follows: 6,355 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Unaccompanied Soul by JMCullen09 reviews
An old, dilapidated hospital residing in the outskirts of Forks, WA sits untouched, yet it's the focus of many tales, including one of a young man who resides there. He's believed to be either ghost or murderer. But it's all just tales, right?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 152,637 - Reviews: 6106 - Favs: 4,524 - Follows: 4,426 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Edward, Bella
Sleep On The Floor by sexycereal reviews
He steals my coffee first, my virginity second and my heart third. College fluff. AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,679 - Reviews: 2854 - Favs: 5,247 - Follows: 3,786 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
For You I Will by ooza reviews
Bella has a thing for gay male porn. Her biggest fantasy? To see her husband Edward taken by his gay friend Carlisle. Edward knows and is a bit put off by it, but one drunken night her fantasy is realized. Written for TwiKinkFest. AH/BPOV/ExB/ExC/Slash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,269 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 142 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Wild by PeppahLouie reviews
Recently widowed Bella moves to Seattle to start a new life. Reconnecting with her friend, Bella meets Alice's brother, Chef Edward Cullen. Celibate by choice for 2 years, what happens when Edward finds himself undeniably attracted to a sexy new Bella?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 50 - Words: 458,229 - Reviews: 4217 - Favs: 3,884 - Follows: 1,971 - Updated: 12/2/2011 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Vampire in the Basement by michellephants reviews
While hunting one afternoon, the boys stumble upon what appears to be a corpse. When they learn it's a severely broken vampire, they take him home to do what they can to help. But of course, fate has plans for this man. Canon Couples. AU.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 164,189 - Reviews: 11743 - Favs: 9,973 - Follows: 6,753 - Updated: 10/30/2011 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Ride by kris salvador reviews
Bella wanted to fulfill a fantasy - to be groped inside a crowded train. She gets her wish and more, when a sex-starved ex-convict decides she's fair game. ALLHUMAN. Mature but with plot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 67,524 - Reviews: 4609 - Favs: 8,329 - Follows: 4,505 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The Transfer by bannerday reviews
Bella transfers to the Univ of WA; to a dorm with the Twilight gang. She runs into Edward her first day, leaving him on the ground & her things littered about. Sometimes you find what you didn't know you were looking for. AH, BPOV/EPOV, humor and hotness.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 73 - Words: 538,254 - Reviews: 4672 - Favs: 2,963 - Follows: 1,662 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Branching Inward by LifeInTheSnow reviews
He's a brilliant, sensual, tactile artist with a huge personality and love for life...at least, he used to be. She's a shrewd historian, content to observe from a distance...until now. At Newcoven College in Clearwater, OH, no secret is safe. All Human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,203 - Reviews: 4510 - Favs: 4,225 - Follows: 2,494 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Elemental by TallulahBelle reviews
AU/AH: When the Swans return to their birthplace, Bella learns she is no ordinary teenager, and Forks is no ordinary town. Can she fulfill her destiny with the powerful Edward Cullen, or will the dark forces that threaten their families destroy them all?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 30 - Words: 189,571 - Reviews: 9511 - Favs: 9,760 - Follows: 5,225 - Updated: 2/8/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
If Only in My Dreams by ooza reviews
What happens when you mix Christmas, Edward, & penetration? One-shot written for Southern Fan Fiction Review. Bella/Edward, AH, Rated M for lemons!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 88 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14509 - Favs: 16,743 - Follows: 8,702 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Betting Man by mybluesky reviews
Edward makes a bet with Bella's ex, James, that he can bed her. Bella learns of the bet through a friend and decides to string Edward along for a bit and subsequently land herself a hot date for her friend's wedding. Things soon get very interesting...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 181,108 - Reviews: 6654 - Favs: 6,034 - Follows: 2,953 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Company Loves Misery by AngstGoddess003 reviews
AH-Edward, current recovering alcoholic, former bully of Bella Swan, must make amends to the one person who refuses to give them. Written for FGB Auction/WA Rehab. Adult Situations. Updated Wed/Sun.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 76,843 - Reviews: 6243 - Favs: 5,483 - Follows: 5,452 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Edward, Bella
Naughty Secrets by A Little Distracted reviews
Bella is a school librarian leading a naughty secret life. Edward is a history teacher with a naughty obsession. If he could only see what is right in front of his face... AU/AH - Rated M for Hot LEMONS! Each chapter alternates POV's
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 146,129 - Reviews: 2352 - Favs: 2,277 - Follows: 1,429 - Updated: 4/12/2010 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Bella, Edward
One Cup of Chunky Peanut Butter by jennlynnfs reviews
WINNER for the AwkWard Contest. With best friend Angela moving forward in her relationship with Ben, Bella feels she's being left behind. She tries to remedy the situation by going for Edward Cullen, but being inexperienced makes for awkward situations.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,982 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,024 - Follows: 299 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Scotch, Gin, and the New Girl by wtvoc reviews
Les Liaisons Dangereuses, je crois. We were Cruel Intentions. We are Gossip Girls. We do not care. At all." all-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 115,359 - Reviews: 3918 - Favs: 4,257 - Follows: 1,883 - Updated: 7/31/2009 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Complete
Bella Swan: Kidnapper by Kambria Rain reviews
Um. Hi. I don’t really know how to say this, but I have your kids with me, and I was thinking maybe you would like them back. So yeah… call me.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 74,736 - Reviews: 9186 - Favs: 16,588 - Follows: 3,618 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Red Line by WinndSinger reviews
Edward is an exotic male dancer. Bella is a college student studying psychology and needs a subject to do her thesis on. Bella pays Edward to belong to her for 2 weeks so she can study him. Things soon get very interesting between them.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 40 - Words: 351,671 - Reviews: 19645 - Favs: 12,776 - Follows: 5,808 - Updated: 5/1/2009 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Edward, Bella
Let Love In by Terri Botta reviews
Eric decides it's time for him and Sookie to come to an understanding.
Sookie Stackhouse/Southern Vampire Mysteries - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 209,764 - Reviews: 1640 - Favs: 2,835 - Follows: 872 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 10/1/2008 - Eric, Sookie - Complete
A Long History by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Boy meets girl, the eternal tale, as old as time. Before the beginning, the story starts with the answers at the center of the circle. Now Complete.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 36 - Words: 94,823 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 637 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/30/2008 - Published: 1/27/2008 - Complete
When You're Older by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
The story of a girl, and the men she meets as she grows into a woman. Mate to How He Loved Her.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,500 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete
How He Loved Her by Jessa L'Rynn reviews
Over the course of 900 years, there are ways and ways to meet someone. Mate to When You're Older.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,175 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/22/2008 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Complete