![]() Author has written 2 stories for Death Note. Um...hello!! Cyanide Tabloid here. I guess I should begin with a little bit about me. Okay. I am a first time fic writer. I enjoy cake, Death Note, Ouran High School Host Club, humorous fanfiction, music, and writing about random stuff!! I'm not exactly a -seasoned- writer, so bear with me, please! Oh, and Breaking Ben is amazing!!I actually am getting a laptop. All I can say is: I love you, Nana!! Name: Teh All Knowing Psychic fangirl!! (no, not really. But you don't need to know me name) Age: Old enough to read T rated fics, alright?! Faves: Death Note, Ouran, ipods, drabblefics, Breaking Ben, TDG and Skillet, writing, reading (OMFG ROMANCE NOVELS!!), the internet, Death Note on youtube, sarcasm, anything L-or-Light related, and Gir(even though I've never seen Zim, ya gotta love the little guy). Also, I have taken a liking to Fruits Basket. If anyone knows where I can watch the episodes in english, please PM me. Dislikes: Veggibles, crackfics with no plot (Crack with plot, I can read), homework, people looking over my shoulder while I'm online (I go to great lengths to conceal my yaoi. My mom will go ballistic if she finds it), Crashing comps, snarky writers who think they're all-that-and-a-bowl-of-spaghetti, my vice principal at my school, oh, and I'm not all that fond of people in general. Pairings: L/Light, Misa/Matsuda, Matsuda/Light, Light/Mikami, Matsuda/Mikami, Jack Sparrow/Elizabeth Swan, Kyo/Yuki, Kyo/Tohru, Zuko/Katara, Sokka/Toph, Hikaru/Kaoru, Tamaki/Kyouya, and Haruhi/Tamaki. There are prolly alot more, but I can't remember any. Hobbies: Reading FanFic, looking thru other people's faved stories to find good ones (I've discovered many this way, try it!!), texting my friends, eating (a lot), books, fantasizing about Death Note, Fantasizing in general, Sarcastic comments, acting like L, listening to REAL music, watching moooooovies, and contemplating the meaning if life/what will happen when I'm dead. I've been reading fics 4ever but never got an account. And now I have one!! Yay!! AND PWEASE PWEASE PWEASE review my stories!! Reviews give me ideas, and make the story better!! In other words, reviews=luff. (If you read up there in the dislikes section, there's a reference to the mother freaking out. She has found out, and seen most of the stuff our dear little Cyanide Tabloid has seen/read. The punishment was severe and will be painful. So even though she doesn't do much, she can do much, much, much less as of now. I am sorry for the inconvenience . -Review Monkey) And now, a word from the review-moocher of doomy-doom: Yeah, I is monkey (aka review moocher)!! You see, old girl cyanide can't write. So I'm here to correct her atrocious writing abilities. I serve as beta reader because she can't find anyone more intelligent than a monkey to correct it. And she says I have better quotes... (now she corrects that to 'sappy' quotes.) It makes me feel unhappy. =( So yeah my fandom of the past... long time is Mello or maybe Near (from Death Note) thrown in with good music like AFI, Skillet, Red, Breaking Ben, 30 Seconds to Mars, H.I.M. and Thousand Foot Krutch and some muffins in there to.. possibly with whipping cream and cheese its. Oh and for ranting matters who is this freakin' David Hurwitz waltzing in to be the voice of Mello in the english dub?! It's Terrible!! (Japanese version is so much better.) If he's going to die in his youth he might as well get someone who sounds like him to dub for him. My most favorite pairing ever is Matt and Mello. They get serious prop-age. with chocolate milk and glory. Lots of glory. what equals luv: Music, food, Death Note, spazz, sarcastic remarks, uncanny coincidences, and the all around good book. (In that order) what equals death: work, sexism, George W. Bush, theives, not good internet connection, and people with no brain in general. (order varies from minute to minute.) But happiness to people who love us and come here to look at our pathetic obsession. You people get cake. I'm in italics from here on out... K, Back to CT: Old girl Cyanide...tch. And my writing is not atrocious. Just thin and cheesy. (like cheese whiz!!) But i guess these fanfictions are an effort that has two people putting work into them, (like blenders) which automatically makes them better!! (That make smoothies!!) WTF SMOOTHIES?! Well, I think that's it, really... OH WAIT!! The Gorillaz are amazing. Listen to their awesome music. (she's right, you know) Yes. Yes I am. Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929,SweetNCrazieSugarmuffin,The Komodo Dragon Phoenix,Bust_A_Groover, Tecna, Novemberscorpion110388, WriterGirl3000, tietum, misto-shadow, Kakashi500, Sasusakufaves, If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile. If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile. If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile. (thanks whiner) If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile. Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, then weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile! (\/) C('')('') ~ Copy the bunny to your presentation to help him achieve world domination, and come join the dark side. (We have cookies.) Another different bunny. I like cookies. Fear not the darkness, merely what it hides. No trespassing, violators will be shot, and survivors will be shot again. The dark side has cookies, and free manga: join us. If you think that those kids should just give up and let Lucky have his stupid cereal back, copy this into your profile. 98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like bagels. If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile. Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems? CT(Cyanide Tabloid), and RM(Review Moocher) out!! Read the connection between L and Raito. Our dreams have been proven. (Its canon!!) (HALLELUJAH!!) |
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