(SEE LIKES AND DISLIKES BELOW RANDOM A$$ PARAGRAPH OF RANDOM A$$ SH*T AND THE RANDOM FACTS AND TIDBITS ABOUT MYSELF SECTION)

RANDOM A$$ PARAGRAPH OF RANDOM A$$ SH*T: I enjoy reading ANYTHING about the TMNT X3 Raphael is my favorite character EVER! He's so smexy! Lol My stories are just gonna be about Ninja turtles probably. I really hope you like my stories (once I find the time to actually write them!). I hope they're as good as I think they are , but I'm new at this so they probably aren't but check'em out anyway if ya wanna. And now we move on the the RANDOM FACTS AND TIDBITS ABOUT MYSELF section.

RANDOM FACTS AND TIDBITS ABOUT MYSELF:

My personal humor is very dry/sarcastic, but I'll laugh at almost anything, especially myself.

You should always laugh at yourself. It makes life easier.

I have siblings.

My co-workers are all old...like "they witnessed the discovery of fire" old.

The reason my user name is what it is: I took a facebook quiz at four in the morning and the pic that went along with the result was pretty so I used the name of the pic.

I'm debating getting a tattoo, preferably somewhere where it won't interfere with job opportunities or look absolutely atrocious when I get wrinkly.

I go to a small, not-totally-boring-or-ghetto-but-still-boring-with-ghetto-people-inside school.

I make strange noises. Some people look at me funny, others join in. Those people are my favorites.

I am a nerd. More specifically, a dorky nerd with a speech impediment that does not allow her to speak normally to people (I think they call it being "shy").

I'm not left handed/not a bada$$.

I am very good at giving my honest opinion.

I have a scar on my left arm where my best friend...did...something...actually I have no idea where that scar came from...?!?!?

I have big hands, and big feet...yea I know what they say (big gloves and shoes...lol)

I am fiercely loyal to people I love.

I am not a big fan of change, but most of the time I will admit that it is good.

I am deathly afraid of spiritual stuff (ghost, demons, etc.). Like legit terrified.

My favorite cartoon character of all time is Raphael, and everybody knows it.

I love the TMNT, and everybody knows it.

They make TMNT snuggies. I want one.

I feel that I use commas too much.

I'm more likely to call you by a pet name or nickname then I am your real name.

I do care if that's okay with you.

I live and was born in Texas and I'm very proud of it.

No, I do not own a cowboy hat or a pair of cowboy boots.

I support the Texas Longhorns. Hook 'Em!

Everything has a silver lining.

I have terrible eyesight. That's why I wear glasses.

If daydreaming were a sport I'd be an Olympic champion.

I do not has cheezeburger.

I know how to spell the word "y'all" correctly.

You can't touch this. It's in my no-no square.

I am not scared of feet (though the really janky ones still gross me out).

If you actually took the time to read this far into my profile...CONGRATS!! Oh yeah, and being random is also one of my many genetic gifts.

Likes: Raphael, TMNT, Books of any kind, art (deviantart.com art mostly lol), big fluffy teddy bears (my teddy's name is Houston but we all call him Huey XD), Tcest, music music music (any kind), animals, diet dr pepper, super bowl commercials, action cartoons (not a whole lot of anime tho) and the word sh*t even tho I can't stand the stuff

Dislikes: Stupid people (people who lack common sense to be more precise), bad hair days (I have lots X( grrrr), people invading my personal space bubble, hypocrites, MILEY EFFING CYRUS, actors/voice actors of characters changing in the middle of a series, sparkly vampires, Jonas Brothers, super bowl halftime shows that suck, dog sh*t, cat sh*t, horse sh*t, and other people's bullsh*t

(I've had this friggin' account FOREVER and haven't uploaded anything :( sry to anyone waiting for something amazing to happen...gettin' there tho! Lots of inspiration coming from other authors and artists :D )

Life's tough...it's even tougher when you're stupid.

-John Wayne