Bella, Rosalie,& Alice are adopted sisters who form a club, Vampires and Chocolate. Little do they know how real their obsession truely is. I think we all see where this is going. M for language, possible future lemons. Humans&Vamps. Traditonal couples

Alice looked at him, wide-eyed. "But I thought you had all the answers!" Cat glanced at her. "If I did, then I wouldn't have shot out of your head like some coward, now, would I?"

Rosalie is an up and coming fashion photographer. When her job sends her to the mountains of Tennessee and things start to go wrong, will Rose find everything she didn't know she was missing? Can the sheriff with the sexy smile win her heart? All Human.

When 23 year old Alice loses her husband, she thinks her life too has come to an end. So when the mysterious and sometimes infuriating Jasper Hale enters her life, will she push him away like she has so many others or will she be able to love again? OOC/A

Trying to catch her attention? Want to make a good impression on that special lady? Or just want to improve your social skills when dealing with the opposite sex? Well, you've found the right book! We're here to help! AH ExB RxEm AxJ

Emmett, Edward, Bella, Rose and Alice are all sent to therapy bootcamp, run by Jasper Whitlock, a newly qualified therapist. They have two things in common; they all have their own issues and none of them want to be there.

Edward discovers Carlisle’s secret – he knows way more about Alice than he was willing to let anybody know – especially her. AU. Carlisle/Alice. Summary sucks, but try for me anyway? Not a one-shot! Carlisle’s POV. Lemon in later chapter. Hiatus.

A collection of drabbles and one-shots; all about our favourite seer and empath, Jasper and Alice. The unseen moments of their lives; the highs, the lows, and every part in-between. Includes; missing moments from books, family moments and AU/AH specials.

Alice's horrifying visions send Jasper and Alice on a race against time for the one possible thing that may halt the Volturi's evil plans: another living hybrid. In canon with the series; part two in series. Read Down The Rabbit Hole FIRST.

Jasper, Rosalie, Bella, Alice, Emmett & Edward become interwoven, making their mark at Seattle's Fremont Park Preparatory boarding school. Wealth and war, friendship and love ensue. AU/AH. Rated M for language and sexual themes. Slightly OOC.

It was like coming up for air after a long time under the water. Right here, right now, this was better than dreaming. Oneshot. Arthur/Ariadne. Post-Inception. Sequel posted! "You Are The Sea"

Ch 12-it's...IT'S ALIVE! So good to drop another chapter again! What a tangle Alice and Hatter are in! But they aren't the only denziens of Wonderland ready to dethrone the false Queen of Hearts.

While Edward is away hunting Bella plans to spend time learning everything there is to know about Emmett, and through him more about Edward. However, Tanya comes and disrupts the bonding. Hilarity ensues! "What do you mean he was naked?

She's the nanny and he's the married father of five. What will happen when their lives are entangled? A one-shot written for JazzyGirlCullen and the Support Stacie Vampire Author's Auction. Rated M for a reason. A/H JasperxAlice

AH. AU. Realistic plot! --- Bella is swept into a life of friendship and heartbreak. Will she overcome the obstacles Forks faces her with, or will she fall and be left in the dust? A story about love, struggle, rocks, and The Lion King.

A study session goes awesomely awry when Bella tells a story about salt. Pre-jump New Moon.

If everything seems under control, you're not going fast enough" -Mario Andretti. A study in control, in which Damon and Caroline experience what it is to control and what it is to be controlled. Complete!

Bella's been blind since she was little. Edward is the next heir to Cullen INC but to take over he has to get married and have a heir in 5 years or less. He meets Bella at Jaspers party and makes her a deal she can't refuse. ExB, JxA, AU/AH, Lemons.

A brother with a bullet in his brain, a tryst that should never have happened. A sister who thought she knew the future, one bond torn to weave two greater. “Life is twisted, and maybe it shouldn’t have happened, but it did.”

Bella takes a chance and goes to school far from where she's used to. But what happens when her extremely good looking TA seems to despise her for no reason? My first fanfic, be gentle please. all human, bxe, axj, rxem

Emmett has a diary? Well this could only mean one thing: Emmett likes to journal. And it triggers random crazy events. Like Dora, christmas tree Alice, Sky Dieing, singing, blowing things up and the such. :D Rated Q for mass destruction.

Holy Grail/Twilight crossover. Various pairings, lemons, some SLASH, rated M! Sir Edward seeks the Grail and more! Originally SMC Contest entry; now continued!

Rose and Edward make a bet. Will the school playboy be able to turn Bella into a vixen and get James to ask her out to prom? Will Edward make a good teacher and teach Bella everything she needs to know? Oh yes, there will be lemons! All human, OOC and Can

Sometimes your dreams can blind you to what has to be done; that's what Edward thinks. But Rosalie disagrees. Sometimes your dreams give you the strength to save a life. Canon, BD, RxE. *NO SPOILERS TIL 3RD CHAPTER- FIRST TWO ARE INTERCONNECTED ONESHOTS*

Various lemony scenes. Mostly Slash fics and definitely not for the faint-hearted. Enjoy these Chronicles, lovelies. DISCLAIMER: I own nothing.

Two vampires end up in Salem Halloween night. Will the people of this small town see them as tourists passing through or something else when they are reminded of the history of what happened some 300 odd years ago. J/B AU *being update with more fun*

Bella was intent on ending her life, until she met a boy named Edward at La Rouge psychiatric hospital. But there is something about Edward that doesn't sit right with Bella... DARK FIC. Rated M for future content. BxE

James wasn't always evil. What made him this way? How did he know Alice? Maybe he didn't always hate her...maybe he loved her. My take on what their history might have been. Don't worry, I didn't break up Jaz/Alice.

One partially collapsed hospital, six people and a broken finger. Bella and co have to survive together while they wait for help to remove debris trapping them in a hospital basement. There are good times and bad times, but can everyone band together?

They told seventeen year-old Edward that the voices in his head weren't real. But he knew better. They weren't just voices; they were the thoughts of others. But who has room in their life for a freak? Will he ever find normality? Love? AH OOC SMUT ExB

Rosalie&Emmett. All Human.Emmett and Rose are happily married, and now Rose really wants a baby. But for some reason, it just ain't happening. And it doesn't help that everywhere all she sees are babies, babies, babies. Rated M. Slightly OOC.

MASH, Mobile Army Surgical Hospital. In 1950 the Korean War started and many MASHs had little supplies, but when Alice is confronted with a dying man and a final request, what lengths with she go to to save him? Based off of a true story.

Bella is a medical student at Stanford who is instantly attracted to her professor, Carlisle Cullen. Carlisle lives his life from day to day without really experiencing it. He is consumed by work and his love for his dead wife, Esme. Can the two work out?

What's the cost for a life? Ten years after Alice's life is saved, she is about to come face to face with her savior who wants to discuss the debt she owes. Whoever said life was priceless lied.. Alice HUM. J/A pairing.

Set at the End of Bella's Junior Year. Hilarity ensues when the Forks Gang is forced to endure Sex Education class with Coach Clapp. Chapter 1 is Jasper POV, and each subsequent chapter is from the perspective of a different character.

The multi-chapter continuation of my O/S "The Virginity Pact." The girls of Whitlock are in for a surprise when the boys of Masen decide to help them out with a little problem. Inspired LOOSELY by American Pie. AH/AU/OOC M for sexually explicit stuff

Alice, Bella and Rose are roommates in college and live below three rowdy boys. They get sick of them one night and lure them back to their bedroom for a little fun and games. M Lemony. E/B. J/A. Em/R OOC/AU-Human

Twilight/Tudors Crossover.The young Edward Cullen was the perfect Renaissance prince but after his first wife Tanya failed to produce a son.His Dark side came out.Bella Swan a young girl who becomes Edward's second wife.But things never turn out right

Sequel to You Got Love! If Isabella Swan thought last year was crazy, she's about to be surprised. With Alice's baby on the way, a wayward best friend, visiting cousins and a boyfriend who seems determined to get a ring on her finger, what's a girl to do?

Rosalie writes to Dear Esme, looking to tell her secrets, but then finds that maybe she really does need Esme's help. Warning: GRAPHIC LEMONS, INCLUDING FEM-SLASH. RxA, RxJ, RxB. All-human.

Chp5 : Not even Bella could stand me – I knew it. There was nothing else left for me to live for. “I’m sorry,” I breathed before smiling serenely, pressing the sharp edge of the scissors to the pale skin of my wrist. AU : All Human : M to be safe.

Dr. Cullen is an analytical person. As a psychologist in a woman’s mental institute/penitentiary he has to be. He doesn't believe in anything other than science and logic. But sometimes things are just illogical. J&A---- A REAL THINKER. I AM NOT GIVING UP

We are not Gods, or something that you can always trust. We have warned you we are dangerous. We have told you we have brought death. We are blood thirsty, gore craving, pain wanting monsters, and it's about time this little town knows it. Rated M for gor

Twisted little one-shot. Bella fixes Edward.

Alice has spent three years in an abusive relationship, until Jasper comes along. But, is he really the knight in shining armor she thinks he is?

Someone is spying on Bella at an "inconvenient" time. There's a gnome and a crap ex-best friend. All-human.

Alice attempts to fight the demons of the past while Jasper fights her denial of their connection. Mature themes to follow. Please Review!

Entry for SMC Contest - featuring the show Friday Night Lights. Jasper, the star quarterback, focuses his life around his one passion, football. That is until Alice shows up, but what's a guy to do when the girl he finds himself falling for is his new coa

For the SMC contest. The girls vow to lose their virginity by prom night. Will they succeed? One-shot. E/B, J/A, Em/R. Lemons. MA for mature. American Pie-Twilight crossover.

Sequel to Our Favorite Year. It's been two years since Edward and Alice Cullen changed the lives of Jasper, Bella, Rosalie, and Emmett. But now, the drama they thought was gone from their lives has returned. Will things ever be the same again? J/B J/A B/E

Jasper and Alice: When a gentleman and a lady, who know better, do wrong. A House of Cher Ami Creations Production for le Big eLLe. AH/AU OOC

Alice, Bella and Rose move into a rented house... but they need a couple more flatmates to fill the empty rooms and pay the rent... All human. OVER 300,000 HITS! Sequal chapter added- 16th May 09

Jasper has something to tell Edward, but how will he react? 'With my eyes still closed, I whispered. “I can’t feel your emotions. Y-you have to let me in your mind. You have to let me know what you’re thinking.”' SLASH. Very sweet. XP

Alice is a professor at Dartmouth, who has an unhealthy attraction to one of her students. AH/OOC

Edward has the best of both worlds, a hot girlfriend, a great best friend. But how does a little Tequila and shots game to Kevin Smith movies change it all? One Shot for the Forbidden Love Affair Contest. A Colab from LeBig eLLe and Lady Kassmett AH/OOC

Written for Kittenmischief's HB Contest-Alice is a nanny for Carlisle Cullen’s three boys. Seventeen year old Jasper keeps vying for Alice’s attention. But who really owns her heart? Alice/Carlisle. AU/Human.

I know it’s sick to be turned on by her, especially while she’s wiping a bloody drip from the corner of her mouth. It’s a sick perversion to want your sister, to lust after her. But I do. Edward/Rosalie. Graphic.

Watch how James came to be who he is cerca-Twilight! What if, rather than leave her, he decides to keep Alice Brandon is his coven? What effects would that have on the rest of the known Cullen family, and his own coven? --- Slight AU. Lemons included!

Rosalie wanted to give Alice a present. So she asked permission, and Jasper wanted to watch. Alice? Well let's just say that she had one heck of a time on her eighteenth birthday. AH- Rose/Alice/Jasper. Co-write with the one and only voldemortperfumes!

-"Yeah?" Alice breathed out, "All the windows are shut and the heat is on. Why are you still cold then?" Alice/Bella Femmslash. Vampire!Bella

Complete. They met each other on a subway. She was still wearing the bracelet from the hospital. He still had track marks from the night before. My answer to a challenge. No character deaths or abuse. All human. Alice and Jasper

AlicexEdward "The psychic and the mind reader; who would have suspected?" Third Place in The Pancake Perfume's Crack Pairings Contest. M for slight lemon -really more of lemon juice if I may- and language.

A short drabble of insight into the pain of Mike Newton. Angst. Canon Pairings.

Alice Cullen is an outcast at her high school until she gets recruited by the cheerleading team and falls for the hunky football player. All human, a lot of language, AXJ, KXG, RXEm, BXEd, a little VXJ, and of course CXEs. The usual pairings. R&R please!

An average human commodity of a doctor's visit turns into a bit more for Edward. Edward and Carlisle, Slash, M for graphic lemon and language.

Aro likes to be in control. Most of the time. But his favourite and most loyal follower, Jane, has something else in mind. R for BDSM and some really adult stuff. Really, really, really adult stuff. Oh, and the "c" bomb, just in case.

Alice was raped as a teenager, and is having trouble getting over it. Enter Jasper Whitlock, who makes Alice’s problems look like a stubbed toe next to a plane crash. AU AH. M NC17 for sex, sex of a questionably consensual nature and some naughty words.

What happens when Edward reveals that he is, infact, gay? Random hordes of innuendos, explicit amounts of sex, and a whole load of funnies. Read and review, and we shall love you! Enjoy this random mind raping fanfic! Grace and Shelbs.

Jasper is a manipulated and confused suicide bomber desperately seeking an escape. Can Alice save him from himself? Will she want to when she realises what he's done? A/J contains some violence/language in future chapters. Dark fic. ON HIATUS

I sat there reading the note over and over: Emmett, I have your Rose. Don't worry you'll get back the ashes. Royce King the Second.

Five incidents in Edward and Carlisle’s relationship spanning from shortly after Edward's change to the end of 'New Moon'. Vaguely Edward/Carlisle. M to be safe.

The Cullen kids are stuck at home on a sunny day. When Jasper is away, Edward and Alice decide to play. Come see chess done the vampire way. -- A lemony fic written for voldemortperfumes. A/E, clearly. You know you want to read it!

For The Only Pancake. Mike isn't a bad guy. He's just a sweet guy, out to protect Bella from the guys of Forks. How I think Mike looks at the world. Takes place in Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and the beginning of Breaking Dawn. JessicaxMike

Drabble. Because Charlie was smart man; and c'mon, after all those years with Billy Black he must've heard the legends.

More or less a description of what was really going on during a removed scene between Graverobber and Amber Sweet. Rated for language and actions. -Complete-

My entry for the 'Secret Lovers Contest'. Everyone is out of the house, and Carlisle and Jasper are left alone. They have both been wanting to try something, and now they have the chance. Contains detailed slash.

What happens when our couples try to find love in all the wrong places? Especially when they are all in the entertainment industry? Will they find each other in the end? Warning: Canon pairing and rated M for a reason. Contains lots of lemons!

6 kids from nowhere runaway to end up anywhere. Follows the premise of Across the Universe. In Twilight Character. Cannon Pairings, better summary inside. AU M For drugs sex and language

Complete with epilogue. Bella is an author that just happens to be in a coma. But instead of being completely brain dead she's living in a part of her brain where all the fictional characters she’s created are alive. BXE Edward is a vampire!

Something I came up w/ during algebra class. Mrs. Stevens inspired the white coats because in my mind all math teachers are mental patients!

Alice and Jasper's untold story of love.

Alice is an aspiring actress. Jasper decides to help her with her lines. Jasper - Black Leather Jacket – Motorcycle – Yummy - Need I say more? AU/AH/OOC/Cannon Pairings. Another cup of sweet lemonade for the Steamy Movie Crossover Contest.

Every day something new is placed in his locker. Caught up in his latest game, he fails to notice the clues she leaves him to show him it's her. And because of it he looses possibly the best thing that's ever happened to him. One-shot. All Human.

They were barely friends, so what made Edward and Bella think they could pull off pretending to be a couple? Throw an oblivious ex-wife, a pregnant sister-in-law and some mischievous friends into the mix and it's a recipe for disaster...or is it? ALL HUMA

The Three Musketeers and their new companion have stopped at a tavern to drown their woes and bask in the company of some very willing women. In the process, their new companion gets a much needed lesson in the manly art of wenching. SMUTx4

SMC Contest Entry: Twilight and Starsky&Hutch cross-over! Detectives Edward Starsky and Jasper Hutchinson investigate a case and discover more than they bargained for! E/J love! One shot. Rated M for a reason! Slash.

My take on Alice and Jasper's first kiss. Rated for safety, no smut. One-shot.

Edward is so lonely, he can’t stand it anymore. Alice only wants him to see that life isn’t all bad. So she invites him to let out some emotion. A/J/E OOC

The Cullens play a little game until the rest of the family gets home.

Carlisle has a special Gift for Esme.

My first fanfic! Edward finally gave into Bella's pleading, and now she's pregnant. How will it affect them and how do they feel about it? Review please! Rated T for mild language. Chapter Epilogue Part II up!

Alice has always been able to see things others couldn’t, her very own guardian angel for example, but she didn’t see what she would feel for him... SMC contest entry.

Bella did jump off the cliff to commit suicide and she succeeded, which made Edward go to the Italy to commit a vampire suicide. A different take on the afterlife. Edward and Bella fluff. Corny summary, I know. New Moon AU. ONE-SHOT!

Breaking Dawn AU. Bella didn't turn out quite how she was supposed to. M for blood, violence, disturbing content, and brief mentions of sex.

For the SMC Contest. Crossover with Penelope. Jasper is cursed to live with the face of a pig, but finding the person who will love him as he is will break the curse. Who will that person be? Will Jasper find his happily ever after? Lemon, E/J, OOC,A

"I'm like a Vampire," she murmured. "Because, in mere seconds, the sun could kill me." - Bella Swan is a girl living her life in fear of the light. Edward Cullen is simply a normal boy. They're worlds apart, but... "You're my sun, Edward." – ExB ALL HUMAN

He’s pouncing, bounding, leaping, reaching, clutching…only to come up empty. And she’s twisting, turning, spinning, twirling, stepping ducking…moving easily out of his grasp. It's an intricate routine they're dancing, to the tune of her soft song. A/J.

The way he is. He's her Jasper. And that's all there is to it.

The vampire court is a dangerous place for a human girl, but especially when she appeals to a certain one of them... SMC contest entry for ‘Underworld’.

Bella and Alice, excited from reading DefinatelyStaying’s delicious lemony fanfics, tease each other over a web cam. What happens when Jasper comes to investigate the noises? AU/AH – HOT LEMON ALERT - Collaboration w/DefinatelyStaying

My moments are filled with your face...*due to a concern, adult issues and content are present in this story, read at your own risk!*

Bella finds her soul mate in the unlikeliest of places. Edward/Bella AU/AH one shot.

Lame title, I know. Alice reflects on her and Jasper’s physical relationship. When she realises what Jasper needs, she decides in typical Alice Cullen fashion that she’s going to get her way no matter what.

“I’m jealous. Was he nice? Is he as attractive up close as he is in movies?” “Yes and I wouldn’t know, but yes he’s very attractive. Really, really attractive.”

Alice and Rosalie spend an unforgettable night together. Can the little vampire show Rose that she's truly alive? Rated M for lemony goodness. Please review and enjoy.

Desperate to hold onto the unfamiliar feeling for as long as possible, Jasper kept his eyes closed as he forced out the first question that came to mind. “Who are you?”

A Christmas trip send Alice away from home and while Jasper's stuck at home, he finds that the "Tension" becomes too much. One-shot, smut, smut, smutty Christmas present for Kitschisme

After over two years of marriage, Persephone is still unsure if her husband loves her. With a secret of her own, she cannot endure the mystery any longer. Can he prove his love or will he have to let her go? Can he take a chance on love and risk losing her heart forever? Read and Review! Much love, Cat

Alice finally went off the deep end, too. She's gone a bit far though as she builds a fortress in the basement of their Tokyo vacation home. This means one thing; Fort Alice has been born. Rated: A-Z, for lots of evil plotting.

Breaking Dawn. Lawyer J. Jenks gets to know Mr. Jasper. I began this over on R&T but since the site is down I'm continuing it here. Enjoy!

Mary Alice Brandon is no ordinary girl and because of it, she is condemned to spend the rest of her life in an asylum. Horrible, isn't it? Of course, it is! Well...that is until a mysterious new attendant with peculiar red eyes arrives... Alice x Jasper

“Jazz, your eyes have gone black!” Alice exclaimed, worry adding to her expression of pain. As I stared into her golden eyes, my anger evaporated almost completely. She smiled, "They're gold again, now." Alice and Jasper during the battle in Eclipse.

What happens when darkness meets the light in life? Forever hoping for one another, they bond together. Alice and Jasper.

Alice has never once been afraid of the man she calls her husband.

So this is my very first Twilight fanfic.Pre-series,right after Jasper and Alice come to stay w/ the Cullens.Jasper doesn't get what a girl like Alice could see in a guy like him, so he tries to tell her that she deserves someone better.Cute A/J fluff. :

When Edward left in New Moon, there was no way he could have known what was going to happen. Bella learns why people who have been hurt are so dangerous: Because they know they can survive. Character Death. BxEd I WILL FINISH THIS!

AU, OOC, All Human. “Dear Bella, My name is Edward Masen. I’m a student at Port Angeles High.” Shopaholic Alice hates smart-ass Jasper, Jacob’s a jerk, Bella’s taken. Words both break and build relationships – so what will it be? BxE, AxJ

Edward and the gang are college age and heading to Key West for summer jobs. Laughs and romance abound. Rated M for adult situations/lemonade, AH, some OOC moments, canon pairing. Short prologue but give it a chance, enjoy, R&R.

Alice wants to go swimming.

I was bored. The song was on TV. I was talking to my dad about Twilight. heheh. This is a songfic, Alice/Bella. Extremly light lemon, nothing sexual at all. Pointless fluff.

When Bella and Alice went to Italy to save Edward, Bella wasn't the only one terrified of losing the one she loved. Alice took off without giving Jasper a chance to go with her, and he has plenty of time to realize that she might not come back...

And I hate knowing if she walked away like she should've, I'd never be as happy as I am now.

An Alice and Jasper oneshot based off a scene in the movie. Jasper helps Alice pick flowers and fluff ensues! first fanfic so please read and review!

When he catches another man looking far too closely at her at the hospital, Carlisle realizes just how strong the possessive instincts for their kind run.

What happens when you get together 7 vampires, 1 clumsy human and go bowling? Why is some guy going to the hospital? What's wrong with Jasper? Why is he jumping like a little girl? And why is Bella doing the splits? First fanfic so please R&R!

Bella has a theory about Jasper's lack of control, making him question both himself and his abilities to restrain from the bloodlust. Bella, Jasper, Edward, Alice

Once the game is over, the king and the pawn go back into the same box. Oneshot, 100 word drabble. Post-BD, no spoilers. Bella-centric.

Great minds have purposes, others have wishes. Short oneshot drabble.

Jasper was used to worshipping the ground Alice walked on, idolizing her as an infallible, invincible goddess. One snowy day the situations are reversed, and he finds himself suddenly stronger. How can he help her understand that she'll always be an angel

I've always wondered what really happened under Judge Turpin's cloak the night he called Lucy to his house. So I wrote this story, told by Mrs. Lovett.

“Does it bother you? Not being able to bear children?” The words, accented with the remnants of a Southern twang, fell from Jasper’s lips.

The Cullens hit the carnival. Emmett pigs out, Jasper freaks out, Carlisle and Esme make out- what! Some all-around good, wholesome Cullen-y goodness! All Vamps, a tad OOC in some parts. M for some future chapters, maybe...

The night Edward saved Bella in Port Angeles, Jessica called Bella's home and was surprised when Bella was home to answer Twilight p194. If Jessica didn't think Bella was home, exactly who WAS Jessica calling? "Mean Girls" Twilight style. Jessica's POV

I leaned in a little closer to her ear, “I bet we could leave and come back without anyone knowing we’re gone.”

An alternative ending to the Twilight saga. I hate saying goodbye so this is my own ending. Continues on from the first chapter of SM's Breaking Dawn, read the first chapter of the book and it takes off from there. No offense intended. LEMONS ;0

A series of oneshots for Halloween and October, 2008.

For The Only Pancake's Jasper/Alice Carlisle/Esme roleplaying contest! Esme finds a book of Rose's while cleaning and can't help but be intrigued by the possibilities...

After departing Forks with the rest of the Cullen family, Alice becomes increasingly preoccupied with the information revealed to Bella by James about her life as a human and the vampire who changed her... and seeks answers.

She needed to learn her place; he could show her that. James/Victoria

A short story of how things really ended between Kathryn and Anette.

Alice throws Bella a surprise bachelorette party in a posh Portland penthouse, complete with sexy games, embarrassing gifts, tequila shots, a stripper named Emmett, and a night of clubbing. Rated M for sexual dialogue and adult situations.

For The Only Pancake's Jasper/Alice roleplaying lemon contest! Involves an Alice planned Halloween party, including her plans to see Jasper in a way she's always wanted...

I’ll tell you something I like.

Alice's headaches are giving her a lot of pain because she can't see anything due to Bella's pregnancy, and Jasper comforts her. Slight lemon, please read and review. Oneshot.

I listened to his deep, quiet voice and wondered what it would sound like if he whispered in my ear.

Oneshot. James-centric. Bella reminds him a little too well of a certain human he'd rather forget... James/OC, implied James/Bella.

Pre-Twilight, James and Victoria. Oneshot.

Knowing you've been abandoned for a gutter is one thing. Realizing that you've lost your love to "distractions" is another thing entirely. Oneshot, mid-New Moon, Bella's POV.

Deep down, I knew somehow that I would be last, that she would save me for the end. Maybe to let me know what was coming, to let me dread it. It worked. Royce's POV of his death. Pairingless.

An 80's party brings together our two young lovers...costumes, flavored condoms, and Jell-O shots...what's not to love? Oh, did I mention John Cusack and The Cure? This is just a one shot, with lemons, smut, sexin', whatever you call it.

Alice has waited a long time for her true love. Finally she's found him and neither of them could be happier.

People who have beauty want power and people who have power want beauty. The people who want these traits look for them in others. Most end with irrational hate, but others c can end in something else entirely. RoseAlice implied Rated M to be safe Onesho

There are things about his past he just can't shake, things he wishes he would have never done. Despite the good direction his life is heading in, on the night before his wedding he just can't help but dwell a little on the parts he'd like to take back..

My death is not the end When it’s time for me to go" A poem written by Albus for Minerva upon the eve of his death. Let the MMADness reign!

“I'm not going to let you go.” “Hasn't your mom ever told you that you can't catch rain?”

Bella discovers an unexpected attraction, one that will change her very world and turn her life upside down. Rated M for girl/girl sex. AU, All-Human. OOC.

Her day had been spent bustling about, greeting guests, and being the ecstatic mother of the groom. But as she looked out across the dance floor, she realized that, in the excitement of the day, she’d forgotten about someone. - Esme/Carlise, Jasper/Alice

Well, obviously this occurs after their wedding. I came up with the plot after thinking about the way the movie rushes from transformation to marriage. So, what if Belle needed some time to adjust? It's better than it sounds. Please read and review!

“I don’t know Jasper it’s like she’s …sleeping?” Carlisle said confused. “What? Vampires can’t sleep what are you talking about?” Jasper’s voice cracked. What was going on? Rated:T

At Bella's birthday party in "New Moon", Jasper tries to kill her when she cuts herself, and succeeds. The aftermath, as her death tears Edward, Jasper, and the entire Cullen family apart. JASPER FIC. Compass Points series.

Jasper and Alice meet on the Titanic, doomed to crash in a week. What will transpire between them in their last few days to live? AU, All Human.

Laurent's story. This particular vampire never had his story told.

One-Shot/ Moving to a new town is hard, for Alice, it is excrutiating. Finding your 'soulmate' should be exciting, especially since Alice has waited so long for them. What happens when said person, Jasper, is already involved with his best friend Maria?

AU one-shot, set as Harry wanders off to the castle to watch Snape's memories. He recalls what it was like to watch one of his teachers die when he found he didn't really hate him... Entirely in Harry's POV

What if Edward didn't stay put during Bella's human minute?

Everything--And I mean EVERYTHING--there is to know about writing a Twilight fanfiction. I've got it down from Planning, to Summaries, to Grammar, to Other Characters, to Research...and even what to do when you get a writer's block! -Version 3.0-

Rosalie carries out some repairs on Bella's truck, with the help of Emmett. But Emmett has some other 'work' he would like to do, and soon Emmett and Rosalie go for a ride that they will never forget. ;D

Alice and Jasper one-shot. Alice and Jasper need to spice up their sex life. When Alice comes up with a thrilling idea, can she get Jasper to go along for the ride, even after what happend last time? *Re-edited and extened scene*

Edward is looking for his Coffin of Love, Bella is there because she lost a bet. BXE Complete

Since Nessie’s birth Jacob Black has become a thorn in Rosalie’s side. And what bothers Rosalie eventually ends up irritating Emmett too. For the Twilighted Breaking Dawn Missing Moments Challenge. Category: Humor. Chapter 26, approximately Page 522.

"The question is this, dear Katie: How many are you suited for?" I leaned and whispered in his ear. "Just one." Garrett/Kate

Emmett decides that since Edward and Bella are engaged he should give them a gift. It's something only Emmett would consider giving.

One of Emmett's jokes at school goes wrong, and now all of the younger Cullens plus Bella have to pay for it in the principal's waccky version of family living. Who's paired with who?

Alice confesses a secret love. This is just something my friends and I have thought about. I wrote it in like 15 minutes, so don't judge too harshly. Read, review and enjoy! :D Stephenie Meyer owns all characters, everything. It's my first fanfic! :

Emmett is deeper than people think. How deep to his emotions for certain people run? As told by Emmett Cullen. One-shot.

Admit it: if you were satisfied by Breaking Dawn, it was only because of the major lulz provided. It was epic fail personified. With my trusty co-captain oO-Alice-Cullen-Oo, I set the record straight.

Jake REALLY wants to hold her hand. But the six pairs of vampire eyes behind them aren't quite going to let him...funny!

One-shot of Emmett and Rosalie the night after the Volturi confrontation. Because, you know, there's never enough Emmett. Emmett POV.

What happens when the Cullen family decides to go visit Texas and end up stuck in a hotel room for hours because of a hurricane? Drama and comedy ensues. Authored with Whynotjasper. Rated M for a reason folks!

Starts off as Truth or Dare and soon turns into a bet. Emmett gets into a Yo Mamma fight funny! read&review oneshot T to be safe REVIEW! i will write more if you REVEIW

An unexpected guest arrives from Jasper's past. He's sent into memories he would prefer didn't exist. How can Alice tell him who's coming without hurting him? Please read and review.

OneShot. Alice/Jasper. Alice's point of view of the magical night that Jasper asked her to marry him.

POST BREAKING DAWN! As promised, Jasper and Renesmee fluff! Because he never gets enough time, especially not with his niece. If there's one thing Jasper's perfect for, it's chasing away nightmares...

WARNING, DO NOT READ IF YOU HAVEN'T FINISHED BREAKING DAWN! Alright. This is set during Breaking Dawn, just some random fluff with Carlisle and his granddaughter after she speaks her first sentence. Not quite so happy with the title.. Reviews are love.

And, though you can’t say it without some irony, it’s the biggest shock of your life when she walks through the door. Alice’s story during New Moon. Lots of Alice/Jasper love. Oneshot.

Carisle is fed up with Emmet and Rosalie’s overly expressive sexual relationship, so he decides to send them to private sessions for sex addicts anonymous! Em&R, A&J, E&B

The story of Emmett and Rosalie, pre-Twilight. "I got luckier than I deserved. Emmett is everything I would have asked for if I'd known myself well enough to know what to ask for. And, oddly enough, he needs me, too." EmPOV.

A lonely professor contemplates the ways and means of the connection between Harry and Voldemort. What is he to do to mark the only equal to the Dark Lord as one of his own?

What's a hat to do when presented a very comprimising situation? Let one have their way, or choose the path of the individual?

A strangled cry escapes his lips as he watches her fragile body fall, down toward the rushing water below." BellaxEdward, set after New Moon.

Carlisle and Esme have a tradition. It had been put on hold because of recent events and additions to their family. Fluff, Breaking Dawn spoilers.

Edward is a soul collector and Bella just died – more funny than dark. These are not my personal beliefs. ONE-SHOT

One-shot: Jasper's insecurities blossom at the sight of his scars in the mirror. A little fic about love and of course, how it can conquer even the most gruesome of emotional and physical scars. Rated for sensuality. Pre-New Moon. AlicexJasper.

Just something i thought of. Suck at summaries. Interesting story. Please Read & Review! I would really appreciate it!

-oneshot- In preparation for Aug. 2nd here is a new little story I have concocted. What happens when on a trip Carlisle get stuck in the Highgate Vampire case. All in understanding and gaining a realization from his deceased father? Strong language Enjoy!

When she's caught up in a bank robbery, Rosalie meets Sergeant Emmett McCarty. One Shot, AU, OOC, All human. Rated M for language

He's always glancing her way, but I'm the one fighting for his attention. Why can't he see past her, and just give up on a lost cause? I'm here, Mike. I've always been here. Jessica's POV. Mike x Jessica oneshot, with some Mike x Bella and Edward x Bella.

I realize it's not a creative title. Adam teaches Belle to be comfortable with his name. Much better than it sounds. I don't own the characters. Please don't read if you aren't comfortable with the rating. But if you do, please read and review! Much love!

Esme pre-vampire. Esme prays for a letter saying that Charles, her husband, is dead. Please R R.

Entry for the Twilight Series Theories challenge. A 5000 word epilogue written PRE-BD from Carlisle's POV. Includes a theoretical summary of the story.

From now on Mondays will have a whole new meaning for Bella and Edward. LEMON. ALL HUMAN.

If Edward won't, Alice will. AlicexBella, with AlicexJasper and EdwardxBella. Apologies to Coleridge.

A young teen runs away from home and runs into the entrancing mansion on top of the hill. What happens is definitely not what you expect.

Jasper and Alice get cosy on her couch. A little piece of sweet smut just for smut's sake. And because I really wanted to get Jasper naked. LEMON. One shot.

This is the story of how Heidi came to be a part of the Volturi, starts with her as a human.

The story of Rosalie's transformation, slightly more in-depth than in Eclipse. Also, how Rosalie felt about Edward not liking her. Written for a challenge on the Twilight Challenges Forum. Updated!

Bella leaves behind an abusive relationship and starts again in Forks. When a hot young doctor comes knocking on her door romance is bound to occur but something dark is waiting to pounce. AU ALL HUMAN. M for adult content and violence.

The not-so-innocent motives behind Rosalie's conversation with Edward before he decides to go to Italy. Takes place during New Moon, one-shot. Edward/Rosalie

Bella has a visitor. Will he lead her away from Edward's loving arms? Past Edward/Bella and Jake/Bella. Present Jasper/Bella, If you don't like this pairing, you don't have to read.. Lots of smut! Count on at least a week between updates. Please R&R.

READ THE AUTHOR'S NOTE IN THE FIRST CHAPTER! Bella Swan is a journalism major at Forks University. Edward Masen is a famous vampire model, Bella is sent to interview him. BXE

Edward and Bella's wedding night has disastrous consequences that neither could have foreseen. *One shot*

The story of how Edward me Alice. A little funny, very cute. A little BXE and AXJ R&R

Albus sees Minerva and wonders if she can sense it too. An AD/MM fic, where the MMAD-ness continues....

Bella and Emmett are stuck in the police station because Emmett came with the bright idea of getting Bella drunk at a bar. Short series! NOT AN EMMETT AND BELLA LOVE STORY! Very funny Rated for language

The Cullens watch Goblet of Fire and notice that a certain wizard looks like a certain vampire, fluffy and a little funny. BXE One-shot Very short.

Emmett gives Bella the sex talk. One-shot Rated for safety. Winner of Best One-Shot short for Twilight Awards.

While Edward is out hunting Bella has a vivid nightmare. Carlisle comforts her. Bella/Carlisle. DON'T LIKE? DON'T READ! Rating for sexual content. PART II ADDED!

AU, 1911 The few days on the RMS Olympic were not only spent with social pleasure, but also romance, desire, and the need to escape from a suffocating society. New Flames ignite, passion burns, and midnight is illuminated by love and absinthe...VERY GOOD

Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Find out what it's like to be a sofa in the Twilight Universe. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.

Title pretty much says it all It's Bella's time of the month and she is staying with the Cullen's. Emmett is sent to the drug store to pick up some stuff... See what kind of trouble he gets himself into with tampons ... and pads! REVIEW! xxONESHOT!xx

Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. Ever wonder what your closet thinks about your clothing? We find out what the Cullen closets have to say! This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.

Songfic. JxB like you've never seen them before. Rated M for rape.

What did Alice & Jasper do while Bella was asleep in that Phoenix hotel room? Alice is anxious and he’ll do anything to calm her down. A one shot set during that troubled time in Twilight because we can never get enough Alice & Jazz love. Can we? Huh?

Charlie's waiting for the other shoe to drop.

Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. 'Sexy Cars' takes on a whole new meaning in this one shot about the Cullen family autos. This is a Cookie League production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.

A response to "I am Fizz"'s challenge on Twilight Challenges forum. An Alice and Jasper story, Set immediately after Bella was attacked by Jasper in New Moon. JPOV.

More than you ever wanted to know about the Cullens' bathrooms. Rated "M" for suggestive & naughty language. This is a Cookie League Production. If you enjoy, please check out our other stories.

A series of oneshots based on everyone's favorite fairy tales. In this fic, it is possible to fall down the rabbit hole or have one of our beloved vampires become the villian. Evil Queens, Damsels in distress, and Prince Charming are all within reach!

Sometime before Escaping Sol Jasper and Alice were in an interesting situation in a bathroom that belonged to someone else. This is that story. JasperXAlice Smexyness abounds! This is lemony fresh and just in time for Lolly's b-day.

Edward recalls a moment in time spent with John Fitzgerald Kennedy. London, 1938, provides the setting for a match up with the Kennedy clan. Can Edward mix with these reckless humans without coming to grief? Written for Eowyn77’s President's Day Challenge

-:-1895 England-:-Edward Cullen has always been a ladies man, but after seeing his late father's will, he must choose a bride before his eighteenth birthday otherwise his betrothal to the heinous Duchess of West Essex will be activated.-:-AU-:-

Challenge response. Emmett shares his feeling about Alice shortly after the family learns where she spent her last human years.

Add on to Family Therapy. Want to see what the Cullen kids did to get arrested and make Carlisle's Book of Shame? Read on! If you have not read family Therapy Cullen Style, this will not make sense.

Short oneshot written for nadia the demented one's challenge on the Twilight Challenge forum. Serious conversation between two Cullens sitting beside a fire. Reference to string made. Slight Hercules and History Channel influence. Feedback appreciated.

Angela gets to the cafeteria late on the Cullens first day at Forks High. What does she see and hear when she gets in line behind Edward? Written in response to Nadia’s challenge.

It was a slow night at the hospital, but that was no surprise. Nights were usually quite dead around Columbus Hospital, no pun intended.... Carlisle and Esme's meet cute, from Carlisle's point of view.

[COMPLETE] Esme’s past included an abusive husband… What if that 'husband' had been unknowingly turned into a vampire, and he’s come back, more than seventy years later, to reclaim his wife? After all, they were never 'properly' divorced. [E x C][B x E]

Esme lectures the Cullen kids on their bad manners. Even vampires aren't perfect. Winner of Twilight Fanfiction Awards for best parody/oneshot

What Jasper thought about himself after he met Alice and learned about the Cullens.

This is my story of the REAL reason Bella exists, and what her purpose is in Forks.

Join Edward, Jasper, Bella and Emmett as they try to solve a puzzling mystery.

Emmett's expirience with the school nurse gone bad...i promise this is one freakin hilareous story. trust me. twilight will never be the same... one shot

A oneshot set in the Mauraders Era. Tear jerker. OCRL

A fluffy little Alice and Jasper oneshot, from Jasper, in the days before Bella. Involves shopping, some rather ambiguous words, and a single shoe. Whatever is Jasper to do when his lovely little wife takes his words the wrong way?

Okay, this time we have Jasper and Alice.

An EsmeCarlisle Story. Esme Cullen was gifted with the power to love passionately. She loves Carlisle very much, but does he? Esme goes proves to Carlisle and shows that she loves him. Does he truly love her? Or his work?

Complete. AU sixth year, post OotP. Harry understands some hard truths, Minerva and Severus are drawn in. Not HBP compliant. Hero!Harry, Manipulative!Dumbledore. HP, MM, SS.