So, I haven't updated my profile in a very long time. Mostly because I'm dead, in the most figurative sense possible. What this means for my fanfic is...well, they're pretty much dead too.

I'm keeping the bottom part up to remind me of what I was planning, on the very very very off chance that I begin working on them again.

The very sad truth is, the Underland Chronicles, and just fanfiction in general has been pretty much pushed off my radar because of stupid real life. It's sad, but it provides some good nostalgia.

You may have noticed that I have been releasing bits and pieces of White Lies. I really would like to finish it, mostly because it's a lot of fun to write and it's as close to original work as you can get with fanfiction. I'm working pretty steadily on a few of the novels that I've had kicking around my hard drive for a while, and they take precedence. However, when I just want to write something fun and silly and not have to worry about editing, I turn to White Lies. It's like watching documentaries for weeks then watching SOAPs for a break.

Anyway, I'm sorry to everyone that was looking forward to anything I had written, or planned to write. Although most of this section of FFN is now 12 year olds writing Gluxa crap, and half of the people that used to follow me are gone. I do believe this is adieu, but for those of you who still crave crack pairings and sarcasm, I invite you to continue to read White Lies, and for probably the last time:

Delve into the demented scrawlings of a seventeen year old girl.

My best wishes,

Dead Chick Walking

Oneshot/Twoshot Ideas:

Dementia;; The Underland Cronicles;; A collection of demented thoughts. From canon characters. Demented themes of course.

Breaking the Habit;; The Underland Chronicles;; Hamnet point of view. The night he leaves Regalia. Songfic to the music of 'Breaking the Habit' by 'Linkin Park'.

Why Do We Hide?;; The Underland Chronicles;; Aurora and Ares fluff. When Ares is crushed by grief, Aurora visits him in his cave to try and convince him that he isn't alone. Because the forums made me do it!

Panic;; The Underland Chronicles;; A oneshot about Ripred and his frail daughter, Silksharp.

In Progress:

Deepest Night: Book Two in the Darkness Trilogy.

White Lies: Chapter 3 released! Chapter 4 in progress.

Gnawers of the Underland: Unreleased until completed.

Fanfiction Challenge: Released and in progress.

Planned:

Rising Dawn: Book Three in the Darkness Trilogy.

Gregor and the Prophecy of Madness: Spoof fic.

Housing the Enemy: Invader Zim.