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NAME: Rachel

Age: 13 yrs. old

AIM: FiONa FiONa 23

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FIGHT FOR CLEAN FANFICTION: Here is a link to 15 Things Not To Do In Twilight Fanfiction: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3692754/1/ Copy and paste this into your profile to FIGHT AGAINST CRAPPY FANFICTION!

STILL FIGHTING AGAINST CRAPPY FANFICTION: Here is a link to Twilight Fanfiction Etiquette: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3626338/1/ Copy and paste this into your profile to help stop the fanfiction stories that will kill us all!

YES, WE'RE STILLFIGHTING IT: Here is a link to untitled, a really sucky story by a really great author, who uses it to show what can go wrong in Twilight Fanfiction (it's funny... AND there are tips to correct your writing at the bottom!!): http://fanfiction.net/s/3733016/1 Copy and paste this into your profile to help fight against the stories we all know we hate!!

I'm INTO THEATRE & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.

I’m a VIRGIN, so I MUST be a prude.

I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly or crazy.

I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth.

I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. --THIS STEREOTYPE DRIVES ME INSANE. I'M 12 YEARS OLD, SO I MUST BE A NAIVE LITTLE GIRL,WHO KNOWS NOTHING, CAN'T THINK FOR HERSELF, AND WHOSE OPINIONS DON'T MATTER. I'M NOT AN IDIOT, I CAN THINK FOR MYSELF, I HAVE GOOD AND STRONG OPINIONS, AND I'M ACTUALLY A HELL OF A LOT SMARTER THAN HALF THE ADULTS I KNOW.

I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash

I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.

I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a devil-worshipping baby killer.

I’m A GOOD LIAR, so I MUST be an actor/actress.

I’m a BLACK BELT, so I MUST always want to kick someone’s ass.

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant.

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian.

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie.

I’m INTO JIMI HENDRIX, so I MUST be on drugs.

I’m a MUSICIAN, so I MUST not be doing anything with my life.

I'm ASIAN, so I MUST love math.

I'm PUNK, so I MUST cut my wrists.

I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.

I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.

I'm IRISH, so I MUST be a alcoholic.

I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a stupid ditz.

I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.

I have A LOT OF GUY FRIENDS so I MUST be dating them all.

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd and/or geek with no friends.

I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST believe in heaven.

I'm a GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi.

Stereotypes suck! Copy, paste & add. --personal stereotypes that I have been labeled as (Raych-L) are in bold.

You know you live in 2007 when...

1. You go to a party, sit down and take MySpace/Facebook pics.

2. You haven’t played solitaire with real cards in years, or hearts for that matter.

3. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/LiveJournal/MySpace/Facebook.

4. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

6. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling (nod, smile).

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were simply too busy to notice number five.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your own stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You just know you did.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that whenever you hear thunder you think of vampires playing baseball, copy and paste this into your profile

If you have ever tried blocking your thoughts about how gorgeous Edward Cullen is because you don't want said gorgeous Edward Cullen to hear, copy and paste this into your profile

Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab seperators in your binders withe doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Twilight related thing you can think of about Twilight or the Twilight characters. Crazy is when you can open up Twilight and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you print out copies of all the twilight series covers and put them on the wall of your closet. Crazy is when you have hour long debates with your friend over whether Jacob or Edward is better.If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you've reread TWILIGHT over thirty times...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

Most people would be offended if someone asked them what was wrong with their mind. copy this into your pro if you would be one of the few people that would answer, "where to begin?"

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you love rain, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Truth or dare with the pack by lildevil76 reviews
Edward is out hunting for the day and Bella is left with nothing to do. Jacob comes, him and the pack apologize and want to catch up and end up playing truth or dare & R&R PWEASE :D [COMPLETE] WOOOOOOO
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,863 - Reviews: 235 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 7/21/2009 - Published: 5/19/2007 - Complete
Welcome by Random Lil reviews
A short one shot. Bella finally gets what she asked for.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/23/2009 - Published: 11/15/2006 - Complete
Poison by Twilight Zephyr reviews
The only thing about him I was really sure of was his name. That and he's a vampire. But I could never bring myself to fear him. Why? Because I'd already given him my heart... Jaspard, SLASH, FEMSLASH
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 124,701 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 4/12/2009 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
BubbleGum Champion by Heartbroken1 reviews
FINAL CHAPTER IS NOW UP...Edward discovers that Bella has a talent he didn't know about. He should have never told his brothers about it. Let the teasing begin. I changed the rating to M... still only innuendoes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 9,431 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/25/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Great Escape by Brittneys.Perspective reviews
Edward Is Trusted to Complete an Important Job for the Volturi, But It Wasn't Exactly In His Plans To Fall In Love With His Assignment CURRENTLY UNDERGOING EDITS.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 46,130 - Reviews: 950 - Favs: 605 - Follows: 408 - Updated: 9/24/2008 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Falling In by katielz reviews
A different way for Bella and Edward to fall in love. What if Bella never agreed to Edward when he asked to drive her to Seattle? How else would they have fallen in love?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 43,313 - Reviews: 279 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 9/8/2008 - Published: 10/7/2007
Tasting The Wine by CullenLove reviews
In a momentary lapse of control... Edward caused more pain than he could ever have imagined to himself and the woman he loves. When their shattered relationship threatens to break apart, can they forgive and forget? Sequel to I Don't Know You Any More.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,124 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 8/31/2008 - Published: 1/14/2008
Snowed In by kiss me eddie reviews
What happens when Edward and Jacob get snowed in at Bella's house? How will they get out? Can Edward and Jacob get along? And how will Charlie react to Edward being forced to spend the night? My first fanfic so please R&R! Rated T just in case.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,162 - Reviews: 274 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/17/2008 - Published: 11/7/2007
love is truly something by YinDragonVampire reviews
sequal to truth or dare with seducing.bellas pregnant,edward ecstatic,charlies fuming,emmett & jasper teasing continues on,lemons,and everything you loved about the last one times ten!edward gets bella pregant and this is their funny little adventure. R&R
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,797 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 774 - Follows: 896 - Updated: 6/2/2008 - Published: 9/11/2007
Forks' Baby Boom by Zukaddy reviews
Bella and the Cullens have a class project: raise a "baby." The only problem, they can't pick their partners. What happens when Bella doesn't get Edward? And how about the other Cullens? Who are their partners? What do her friends think? Charlie? Jake? EB
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,624 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 1/17/2008
Healing Her Wounds by Raine Delmont reviews
Bella never jumped. She never found out about Jacob. In fact, she married Mike Newton. Four years later, she finds herself in a abusive relationship with no way out. What will happen when Edward comes back to her? Can he save her? Will she let him? R&R!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 32 - Words: 68,184 - Reviews: 4277 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 5/1/2008 - Published: 10/23/2007
Goodbye Hurts by Heartbroken1 reviews
Goodbyes are seldom pleasant, but watching your fiancee’s heart break because she’s bid farewell to another man is excruciating. What is running through Edward’s mind the night after Bella said goodbye to Jacob?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/3/2008 - Published: 10/26/2007 - Complete
Blood Berries by CullenLove reviews
Bella's life is a miserable excuse for existence: her mother beats her, and every day she wishes for death... until a mysterious boy bursts into her life, and throws rainbows on her dark soul. Haunting EdXBella story. Violence, optional lemons, language..
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 95,812 - Reviews: 1656 - Favs: 817 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 4/2/2008 - Published: 8/14/2007 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Talk by Heartbroken1 reviews
Jacob has concerns about Bella’s innocence. He takes it upon himself to have a ‘talk’ with her before she gets in over her head with her boyfriend. ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,054 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 270 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/24/2008
Unwelcome Stranger by Random Lil reviews
A stranger arrives at Forks with much more than friendship in mind for Bella. How will Edward handle it when he finds out what the stranger really is?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 15 - Words: 26,419 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 109 - Updated: 2/26/2008 - Published: 11/16/2006
Pocket Pinups: Portraits of the Cullen Family by CullenLove reviews
Several moments from the hilarious life of the Cullen family. Warning: beware of pumpkin suits and thongs!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,454 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 2/14/2008 - Published: 10/9/2007 - Complete
My Father's Picture in A Silver Locket by BiteMeEdward7 reviews
Edward never came back. Victoria changed Bella,and the pack took Victoria down. A few years after Edward left, Bella adopted Alice,or Ali for short a baby girl. At the age of eleven, Ali's life gets much more complicated. T for language. Full sum. inside
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,512 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/24/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008
I Don't Know You Any More by CullenLove reviews
After drinking from a rabid bear on a hunting trip, Edward begins to change... emotionally and physically. How can he restrain himself when his vampire instincts slowly take over him, screaming at him to kill the only woman he has ever loved?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,490 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 1/14/2008 - Published: 10/2/2007 - Complete
Hidden Truth by x3Kiome reviews
Bella is 16 years old, she is a normal girl but she seems to ignore everyone else as she grew older. Edward Masen is the most popular boy and football player in school. What if Edward Masen gets a bet, and it includes Bella? Warning: LEMON! : Complete!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 54,467 - Reviews: 2119 - Favs: 1,405 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 1/11/2008 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Eyes of Gold, Car of Silver by TimePasses reviews
What if Bella decided to get groceries on her first day in Forks? Before she met Edward? BE. My first Twilight fic. Fluffy.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,684 - Reviews: 795 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 7/8/2007 - Bella, Edward
Little Miss Perfect by Zukaddy reviews
Bella is the Queen Bee at Forks High. And she always gets what she wants. But when the new boy, Edward, isn't interested, she loses her edge. Will she ever get Edward? Or will the head girl fall flat on her face? AU, All human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 16,982 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 1/5/2008 - Published: 12/11/2007 - Complete
Bite by BiteMeEdward7 reviews
“Please…”I whispered, but I couldn’t keep going. That was because he was standing over me, no longer the man vampire I loved. No, he was a hunter, a feeling less, empty soul. I knew it would happen someday, but I hoped it wouldn’t come to this.B x ?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 19,545 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Complete
I Am Bella by peeta's pearl reviews
Poem made by me that is in Bella's point of view after she is changed. Read and review! :
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 192 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2007 - Complete
Bella's bowling fiasco by Kimmy1901 reviews
What happens when Bella and Edward are invited to a bowling party with their friends? Ask the nurse.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,247 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/12/2007 - Complete
The World's Strongest by Raine Delmont reviews
Is Emmett still the strongest? [Submitted for the 55 word challenge]
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 69 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/11/2007 - Complete
Moonrise by Edward'sBringingSexyBack reviews
It's been nearly eighteen years since Bella was changed, since Cara was born and given away. And now Edward and Bella's daughter is realizing that she's not going through your average teenager moodswings. It's something else entirely.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,819 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 10/3/2007 - Published: 9/7/2007 - Complete
Bella's Wedding Day by Heartbroken1 reviews
POST ECLIPSE! Bella's big day has finally arrived. What happens when an old friend comes and stirs feelings she thought were gone. WARNING...if you don't like Jacob, you won't like my story. Disclaimer: Stephenie Meyer rocks! The people are hers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 26,960 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 214 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 9/8/2007 - Published: 8/20/2007 - Complete
20 Things to do when in Vacation in Forks by BiteMeEdward7 reviews
title says all. READ! VERY FUNNY! i think..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/30/2007 - Complete
Mirror Image by Garrett Cole reviews
New story, but still just an introduction. Right now i'm trying to weed out the bad ideas and continue writing the good ideas. let me know if i should get a plot going or not.
Boy Who Couldn't Die - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/22/2007
Cannibal Homicide by Garrett Cole reviews
Just a brief introduction, still working on the plot. tell me what you think of it.
Boy Who Couldn't Die - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 160 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/31/2007
The Birds & The Bees Emmett Style! by UnicornGoddess95 reviews
How does Bella get unglued from Edward? Find out and prepare to laugh! Complete for now...maybe I'll come up with more hilarity.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,515 - Reviews: 723 - Favs: 950 - Follows: 577 - Updated: 5/10/2007 - Published: 3/19/2007 - Complete
Kerfuffles by Pixie reviews
Uh...before you read this, you might want to know that this fic is about a rape
Buffy: The Vampire Slayer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,438 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/27/2002 - Buffy S.
Moonless Night reviews
What happens after Eclipse after Bella is changed, after she leaves Jacob? Begins through a short passage of what I interpret Edward's past to be like. Told through Edward's POV BxE.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,031 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/25/2007