So, as I get up and running and pump out fanfictions about all my favourite shows you may notice something. My stories all tend to be sad. Not like overly dramatic sad, like people dying and stuff, like realistic sad (sometimes, I don't know, once I get my creative juices flowing I might just do that.) I add a little bit of humor to lighten it up. I'm not a depressing person, seriously, I just write and it ends up that way.

But I could have reason to be depressed. Here is my list of reasons (not in order)

1. Mark Greene died, Greg Pratt died, Gallant died, hell even Romano died
2. Susan boarded that train to Phoenix, so what she came back, a Marsan shipper like myself knows its just not the same :(
3. Luka, Abby and their little Lubylet left County sniff
4. Scully had to give up William, and someones always abducted. We should really think about putting tracking devices in their teeth, I'm just saying it'll save alot of search time.
5. Booth and Brennan haven't crossed that line
6. Benson and Stabler aren't either
7. The sexual tension between Tony and Ziva kills me but for some reason I still manage to tune in each week
8. Moonlight was cancelled
9. Sara left Grissom
10. You can't make another Sex In The City! No, Cashmere Mafia and Lipstick Jungle will never cut it! Stop airing these shows!
11. Even though Grey's Anatomy is one of the reasons I breathe or even get up in the morning, it's beginning to look like one huge cest pool, hear me out:- Meredith and Derek are doing the nasty, Derek and Addison did for like eleven years, Addison and Mark did it in secret, Mark and Callie got freaky in an oncall room countless times, Callie and George did (but I'm still not sure why? Was it all a mistake or did they love eachother), George and Izzie had distastrious sex (and I'm still waiting for some Gizzie friendship again! Bring that back!), Izzie and Alex are doing it and the next thing they aren't, Alex and Lexie had a brief fling and I don't even know what was going on there. It's starts with a Grey and ends on a Grey
12. Huddy hasn't happened yet, and what's with Cameron and Chase being pushed into the background of the show?
13. Cooper and Violet? Need I say more? Pete and Addison? Jesus people give Addison her baby and let her and Pete ride off in the sunset together. PLEASE!
14. None of these characters live on my street

And the list could go on. And on. But I don't have all day to write it. And I would, because I tend to ramble alot. With my stories I have to keep editing them because I do that. I say the same thing over and over and it's annoying. Just tell me if I am.

I know that these things happen (or don't) to keep the ratings up and get people to watch, to see if their favourite characters end up together or not. And they place obstacles in the way. Creating disaster and depression. Pisses me off. But like all of you reading this right now, you're obviously drawn to the disaster and depression. So here I am, giving you what you want.

I better go now, I have to go get my fingers typing. Got to give the people what they want.

Oh yeah, two more things:-
'Not My Bones Anymore' is still a work in progress, All Good Things Come To Those Who Wait! Don't give up on me now!
Also, I'm looking into writing a fanfic that looks into the side of forensic science/law aspects instead of the usual relationship side and unfortunately I have no idea about any of that stuff so if you do, don't ignore me. CONTACT ME! Does that sound too demanding?

Stihl, out.

See what I did there? Like Ryan Seacreast? Yeah, it's not as cool when you have to explain it. Oh well . . .