There is no way I can make this sound original, ever. An attempt to write a believable RrB/PpG in high school fic. Rated M because teenagers use terrible language. "Nobody realizes that some people expend tremendous energy merely to be normal." - Camus

It's been over ten years and the Irken Armada is finally coming, both Zim and Dib have a truce before the battle for the planet begins, ZADF… mentions of ZAGR. Formerly A One-Shot.

Dib and Zim must join forces to defeat a new alien threat. Loyalties are questioned. The Tallest are in danger. ZADR / One-Sided KAZR / Mild DADR

Starting right then to forever, he was going to be the one to take care of her. Or he would die trying. If only somebody had let him know that first. BBXRae series set alongside the series.

Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.

Dinner time at the Titans Tower. Cyborg's thoughts on his family. Um, his friends. ...Aw, who's he kidding. They're his family. CySarah

Kyd Wykkyd is released from his frozen prison by an old Titan's enemy. Together with See-More, Kyd Wykkyd fights with and against evil, to save both a villain and his friends. Watch as his untold story unfolds.

After finding a guitar in the woods, Finn decides to learn how to something other than fight. And who better to teach him than Ooo's resident music expert?

Spike only wants things to stay the same. Time, however, has other ideas. He's going to need a lot of help... An Everypony Story.

"I find it kind of funny, I find it kind of sad; the dreams in which I'm dying are the best I've ever had." He was always a defect, that's what they all called him. Then why did this man take him in? A rewrite is on the way; please read for more detail

AU Shy art student Hyuuga Hinata is forced to share a dorm with the ill-tempered and rather scary Uchiha Sasuke, but she unexpectedly gains a new friend and a live-in model. SasuHina, NaruSaku, NejiTen, InoShikaTema. Chapter 12 now up!

'Lydia Deetz wasn't much of one for nightmares. The subjects of many children's bad dreams - monsters, spiders, the dark - simply didn't frighten her.' Fluffy friendship fic. Beej/Lyds

Because any form of affection is like a parasite to the heart. ZADR drabbles.

'I know you hate me,' Jack had said, and now I wonder for the first time since meeting him. Do I really? CHACK, ONESHOT

DISCONTINUED. It's back to a one-shot. Sorry guys. Dib has a sudden change in his day. One that involves climbing to the top of the highest building in the city. For what reason? You'll have to read to find out. ZADF

Dib starts to like having his little encounters with Zim's Computer. WARNING: CRACK PAIRING. Slash. Computer/Dib.

."And glory, like the phoenix midst her fires, Exhales her odours, blazes, and expires." CHACK, ONESHOT, PRIZEFIC FOR THOORUCHAN

A collection of prompt-based writings, all collapsed into a single super-dense mass. Focuses mainly on Zim and Dib, with a variety of genres. Constructive criticism and other such feedbacks are greatly appreciated.

...or a few of them, anyway. A series of vignettes exploring random moments between Robin and Raven. What makes one fall in love? A thunderbolt of sudden inspiration, or a handful of random moments? UPDATE: Part XVI: Night Shift.

Mrs. Bitter's class is ganging up on Dib and he's mentally unstable, what will happen? My first Invader Zim story so be nice. Could be ZADR or ZADF.

An alternate scene for Megadoomer. "It's too bad your stupid robot didn't destroy me." DibxZim; ZADR.

AU. ZADR. Go to jail! Go directly to jail, Do not pass Go, do not collect 200 dollars. (Discontinued)

Something horrible is killing Raven from the inside out. RobxRae

Raven has never blown a bubble. So what happens when she sees Beast Boy outside blowing bubbles? FLUFF, THAT'S WHAT! I'm terrible at summaries. Read and review please. ONESHOT

Terra pays the ultimate price to save her friends. Terra/Beast Boy Oneshot/Songfic

You never forget your first. Buttercup is no exception. Buttercup/Ace. 2nd person POV. Un-beta'd.

When a tranquil night rolls around, you never know what you're bound to find hanging around in the forest. .:ZADR:. Don't read if you don't like it! Rated K plus for ONE bad word. xD

Zim is determined to impress Dib with his knowledge of human mating rituals. Ficlet/Drabble ZADR

Dib and Zim are both in Hi Skool, five years having passed, and Zim has yet to conquer Earth. They have both grown, physically as well as mentally, and now Zim fears for his life. Full summary inside, ZADR in later chapters! Rewriting/Editing check CH8

The titans east visit and Aqualad has a chat with Raven, but will he be disappointed to hear what she actually thinks about? written for Aquaven11

Insanity kinda' snuck up on Dib. All that pressure...logic stated he'd have to crack eventually and when he does he does it in style. New version. Massive Gore Warning. Extreme Language. Oneshot

AU. The Titans are a dream, the imaginings of a very disturbed teenager. Raven. Alternate timeline. Everyone's present, but it's all wrong. RobRae. Rating will go up for later chapters.

He flew too close to the sun and his wings melted and he crashed back to the Earth...Prof.Membrane POV. Oneshot

Every Wednesday night, BB lets out a constant stream of cheesy jokes. When Raven is unwillingly roped in, what feelings might accidentally surface? "If you're gonna reject me, at least have the decency to not do it in 'knock knock' form." BBxRae oneshot.

By sheer luck, Dib has finally captured Zim and made him his prisoner. He plans to upload Zim's PAK info onto his laptop to show the Swollen Eyeballs, but a glimpse at Zim's memories changes everything he ever thought about his arch enemy.

It starts... somewhere. Maybe it starts with zombies. Maybe it starts with a rescue mission. Maybe it starts somewhere outside of what scientists and historians can quantify. But it is universal, wild, and unabashedly stupid. My best enemy. ZADR

And with that kiss, he turned into a prince. Sounds easy, right? Not for Beast Boy. The Frog Prince: Teen Titans Style. Rated for language.

I have you under my thumb, you are mine yet I am still unhappy...why is that? Oneshot

Zim floods the world of humanity. Drabble/Angst/Character Death/Dib-centric

It's mother's day and everyone is making cards and being nuts, everyone but Dib. Dib isn't acting normal and Zim is detremned to find out way. Hints of DibXZim. First IZ fic, please review. NO FLAMES!

Slight AU - Dib is crazy. Totally off his rocker. Zim was never real and Dib is trying to come to terms with it. Too bad Zim doesn't believe him when he says he isn't real. ZADR DADR

After a short, humiliating battle with the Titans, a vengeful criminal steals and breaks Raven's mirror. With Raven left comatose, the Titans must repair the mirror before the world of Nevermore - and its quirky inhabitants - takes over the city.

An old enemy has returned and unleashed dozens of supervillains on an epic crime wave. What is he planning, and what do Raven's disturbing dreams have to do with anything? Revised version.

Short, funny songfic/poem about Zim and Dibbers. Rythm and sections of lyrics from Jizz In My Pants by The Lonley Island. PLS READ, WON'T TAKE MUCH TIME! Sure to product at least two giggles, or you're money back! .:Insert cheesy advertising smile here:.

After a rocky onoff relationship with Starfire, Richard Grayson needs a place to crash and burn. Specifically, Raven’s. PREVIEW CHAPTER

"Dad, is Dib going to die?" Gaz asked. "Not that I care or anything." "Of course not honey," the Professor said. "I won't allow it." Zim infects Dib with an alien virus, just to see what it will do. Zim/Gaz in later chaps. Rated for torture and odd sex.

Dib and Zim end up watching a suggestive cartoon. Zim gets ideas. ZADR/PWP

Shortly before Christmas, the ancient Druid custom is revived in Ms. Bitters's classroom.

Zim is caught doodling in class. minorZaDr/Ficlet

Dib shows up at Zim's with a few new pieces of metal attached to his anatomy. ZaDr/Blurb/Ficlet

When will we stop pretending? Can't we just say it? Say that we aren't enemies anymore?" ZaDr/ZaDF Blurb/Ficlet

Spinning, waiting, hoping. A Raven-centric story. Final Chapter: Robin

Dib has been sneaking out, visiting a certain green alien in the dark hours between night and morning. No one knows, or so he thinks. ZADR, Gaz and Dib family/friendship. "You're not as alone as you think."

She made him promise, both to her and to himself. If nothing else, Beast Boy always keeps his word. Story written for Rabula Tasa's title.

[AU] A class discussion gets a little personal too for Rachel Roth. What’s with all this talk about clichés? And who said that chivalry was dead? BBxRae

God is a DJ, life is a dance floor. Maybe it's just the punch, but for the first time, Dib is thinking about what's really going on. ZADR, but in a clueless sort of way.

When a young paranormal investigator is best friends with a psychotic alien monster, life is bound to be weird in a whole lot of ways. Here and fifty of them. Friendship, not ZADR, one-shot, complete.

Can Beast Boy be there for Raven when, even if she doesn't know it, she needs it most? BBRae oneshot, post Spellbound.

He just had too many habits I guess...and too many red roses. Excerpt from my T-rated Flinx one-shot. Narrated by Jinx herself. Please R&R!

If you look into the eyes of a stranger for too long, you begin to see yourself. If you are enemies for long enough, you'll find that you are friends. If you fight someone for such a time, you begin to see their soul. And where there is one is two. ZAD?

Death is something so wonderful, as it freezes your last moment forever. Death is something so horrible, as it doesn't let you choose that moment.

Irkens stay the same for years at a time. Humans on the other hand, do not.

The Titans are completely bored, so to pass the time they begin a riddle game. What's black, blue and red all over? A very embarrassed Raven, that's what! RobRae

It's quite obvious, isn't it? Why Raven prefers me over you." Beast Boy said through clenched teeth, "Tell me already, Cy! If you know the reason, then just spill it out!" Cyborg grinned, "The reason is simple: Raven only likes tall boys." Oneshot BBxRae

He'd won. He'd finally won. Rated for character death.

Ten detentions later, Hinata was stuffing cake down her throat with her detention-giver. KakaHina for DateMe

Zim has things confused as usual. ZaDr Blurb/Ficlet/Fluff

Tell us, Devi. What's it like dating a serial killer?

Of all the people to see her shopping for tampons, she never wanted it to be Naruto-kun or his scary friend, Sabaku-san. PARODY AU, hints of Hinata/Naruto and Hinata/Gaara. OOC . You have been warned.

Crack. "I notice you don't have any eyebrows. I also notice you have love carved on your forehead. Why is that?" Sai's kind of an idiot, but he means well. Sai-centric. Gaara, Naruto, and Lee for extra flair.

After all the broken promises and people not noticing her, Raven finally gets fed up, but can Beast Boy help her or will he make things worse?

An eventful day in Titans' Tower for the mute Jericho. We take a look into the eccentric interaction between Jericho and Raven. Warning: Mud, bananas, flirting, and heterosexually insighted homoeroticism. One Shot.

Oneshot: Starfire's been on Robin's mind lately... as well as something else. Does Raven really want to read about it? A practice in choosing words carefully and not jumping to conclusions.

Wherein we learn the answer to a question about Cyborg's anatomy, perhaps in too much detail. Prequel to Another Man's Treasure. One-shot.

Two boys with one thing in common. Two sides. Two mutes. Two hours. Two friendships. Jericho and Kyd Wykkyd, but only as friends. One shot. Kinda continued in 'Wicked Kid and Silent Jericho'

Dib couldn't save Zim, so he ran. I don't own IZ.

He knew. He'd known all along. And he was just toying with her, flaunting this little piece of information in her face to watch her reaction. BBxRae.

It's Christmas day and Beast Boy is determined to get a kiss from Raven! Will it work? R&R please! Just a cute little idea I got and had to write Oneshot

Gaara thought it would be easy to sleep once the Akatsuki stole his demon, but as hard as he tried, sleep would never come. The reason? A certain blond shinobi was constantly dancing in his thoughts. So he’s decided to get help. //GaaNaru-ish//

Kazu decides to visit Agito in the hospital after his friends have gone home. KazuxAgito kinda crack-ish

There are some things even the farthest of fliers cannot reach. Agito x Akito OneShot.

There's something very wrong with Beast Boy and it's up to Raven, who has been reluctantly appointed team therapist, to find out what. BBRae.

It seems like everyone he cares about leaves too goddamn soon. One after another. It's not hopeless, though, and his dreams are filled with spectacular visions- visions of angels on the moon. Do soldiers ever come home? ZADR, ZADF

He'd done it. He'd won. But why did it feel like he should be mourning his accomplishment? ONE-SHOT!

What happens when a future Dib comes upon something from a certain alien that had been long lost in a box in the basement? Can be seen as a sequel to Who I Use To Be. ZADF

Staring down the barrel of your enemy's weapon is a funny time for an emotional revelation. ZADR. Much better than it sounds.

The boys of the Leaf have a party and fall asleep during the movie. What do they dream about? Please read and review!

I feel sick, so horribly sick. What is this feeling in my chest that causes so much pain? ZADR, Zim's POV.

A short, melancholy Mother's Day poem. One-shot.

It was a normal day until Gaara got a package. Ever since then Gaara's been acting very strangely. What was in that package? Who gave it to him? What's going on! Now Temari and Kankuro have to find out what has happened to their sibling!

AU, Yaoi. This is your assignment, class. You will be paired up as a couple, a married couple, and you will have one month to experience life as parents. Oh, and you're partner is a guy. Have fun!

--AU-- The curse is gone, the danger is moot, but nothing ends happily in a magical route. Fairies have trouble with their rulers and governments too, and currently, the ones in charge are not too happy with humans mixing in their world. -SEQUEL to WiTMS-

This is a one-shot inspired by and incredibly old and incredibly annoying Christmas song that everyone has heard.

Oneshot. Sometimes we all need to watch what we eat. Sadly, this rule eludes our hapless Sasuke. "Irony of Love" sidepiece.

ShikaTema. A homecoming. So much WAFF you may perish.

GaaHina. Reader request. "In a rare moment of awareness, it occurred to Gaara that death by sunburn wasn’t something a normal person would have on his mind while staring at his lover."

My name is Taquito. I have been thrust into a cruel world of pain, betrayal, and hurt. This is my tale. -Oneshot-

Dib sits on a rooftop looking up at the stars. However, some passersby believe he went up to the roof for a completely different reason.

Learning a new language is harder than you think… Oneshot. Rated T for CURSING.

AU. Dib goes to a fair and finds an Alien named Zim on display in a freak show booth. Feeling sorry for it he attempts to free the poor creature.

An odd way to look at ZADR in the form of a poem.

Hinata's innocent attempt at Pavlovian manipulation backfires when Kiba retaliates in a not-so-innocent way. KibaHina August '08 DateMe winner.

He assumed the boundaries were down when she let him grope her like that. In the open. SasuHina

He always did have a way with words... maybe that can win her back? It's worth a shot, isn't it? .letters in verse. Nny/Devi, Death and The Lady. Warning, angry limeriks ahead.

No one ever said it'd be easy, they just promised it'd be worth it.

A cartoon crossover. Danny is kidnapped, brainwashed, and placed in a community where everyone is hiding a secret. Full summary inside.

Insanity, or a whole new logic? The truth is revealed. Zim has been told by his leaders that his life is a sham... but his response is anything but expected. The question is, has the small Irken finally cracked... or is he ingenious? Invader Zim is JV's.

Wanna know the REAL story? Hear it straight from the Irken's mouth: Reincarnation, cloning, alien romance! We got it all, ya dig? ZADR, mild. Dib trades information with Zim. And, there's a little thing called Johnny the Homicidal Maniac...

Chase Young is reduced to a powerless child by a strange spell and ends up in the care of Jack Spicer. I've seen this concept countless times and figured: One more can't hurt! Rated 'T' for naughty words, sexual references and violence in later chapters

When Zim takes GIR and Minimoose away for the weekend, Dib pays a visit to Zim's most neglected, nameless minion. Dib/ZC friendship.

The worst idea in the history of worst ideas, this was going to be, but Tsunade allowed it, only for the sole reason that it would provide prime entertainment. In which the young shinobi are sent to have a weeklong session with a shrink...

Violet didn't want the moment to end; alas... -oneshot-

Ah, the powers of alcohol. Sasuke, and the whole of Team Seven had gotten wasted, but when a forced marriage was born out of the drunken experience, how will Hinata and Sasuke survive? R&R

Naruto's finally at the edge. Sasunaru ooc

They decided to go out, to some place inconspicuous, a little off the map. And where did that leave them? A small bar on the far side of the village, as distant as possible from the near side of the village. Wherever that was. yaoi?

Orientations will be questioned, camis will be worn by a different gender, and gallons upon gallons of chocolate chip cookie dough ice cream will be consumed. SasuNaruSasu complete

Akito doesn't have faith in himself to fly along with Agito. Agito, on the other hand, decides to show him.

There's no controlling things you take for granted, and in the end, all we can do is remember... your last hope, my last barrier, all our battles and dreams... all interred with the corpse. It is the living who have lost. ZADR if you look for it.

a due: meant to be played as a duet. Music, they say, is the language of love. But who could ever have expected a quarter note to fall in love with a musician? More of a short Generic Bandfic than a short Marching Band fic.

Yes, it's finally here. Klaus Baudelaire feels so down on himself one christmas that he kills himself. But when his guardian angel appears to him, he gets a second chance to live. Will he take it? Obviously AU. ASOUE and IAWL crossover. Happy Holidays!

A little one shot for the Fang king.

[AgitoOCAkito friendship] Who would have thought the Fang King and loud mouth side would have trouble with telling someone they like them?

Glass. Glass. Glass. Everything she saw and touched was glass. Feeling in such a world was dangerous, and she knew. She knew well... Thousands of unshed tears. Because Temari cares so much more than she lets on.

It's the dark creeping terror of his actions that consumes him whole. Or it will, at one point or another, he knows that all the things he's done will destroy him.

Beauty is not attained from mixes of pig fat, dye, and chemical nonsense. Real beauty lies in a certain je ne sais quoi that can only be achieved by being yourself, but maybe it's harder for some people to understand that than it is for her.

Nara Shikamaru loved to see her win...

[Two Shot] [CoAuthored with Kysra] [Crack!Fic] Cyborg never paid that much attention to the television even if it was a program like Monster Cars playing.

-KydRaven- Of pancake syrup and fluff all around.

When Sasuke and Naruto meet again, it will be a battle of men, not boys. [SasuNaru NaruSasu friendship]

Everyone knows Nara Shikamaru is a genius, they've just never be able to discover the extent of his intelligence. Who would've thought he would know something like this?

Gaara and Hinata switch bodies what will become of the two? And most of all, those around them? slight ShikaTema, GaaHina, rated for language. [SEE LATEST CHAPTER FOR DETAILS]

Love is a stupid thing that last about three and a half years, replaced by the ability to tolerate someone. Love is moronic. I don't love you.

Or, Inuzuka Kiba’s Even Longer Day. Kiba is not quite the player he thinks he is. Will there be anyone to appreciate his animal magnetism and rugged charm? [KibaEveryone ftw, NejiTen for the bonus win]

All she hears anymore is the incessant laughter of the clouds and the cruel voices in her head. All there is anymore is pain, so she tries her hardest not to feel. --Lighter than it sounds.--

Akito and Agito talk about fandom and yaoi in front of a live audience! Warning: yaoi mentions and stuff! If their ideas on why people like fandom offends you, then I'm sorry! Please R & R!

The annual Kyuubi Festival, and also Naruto's birthday. Not that anyone's ever cared, except for the villagers who like to torch him on this day. Things change when Sasuke and Sakura step in. Naru angst, Team 7 friendship fic

Kyuubi wants freedom, but to gain it he has to make a little deal with Naruto... contains strawberries, boy flirting with boy, and is a pure crack fic. rated for language.

Takes place during timeskip. Sasuke sends Sakura letters, for fun. slight SasuSaku, sorry, its pure crack.

Kiba smells something strange...what could it possibly be? And why is Hinata's face red? Shino is amused. Team 8 fic.

Sai meets the Sand siblings. Suddenly crazy nicknames are the least of team Kakashi’s worries. [TemariSai, oneshot, lime] [Someone had to write it!]

[oneshot][au][KankuHina][the sweetest darn thing][sequel to Attack of the Pink FlexiRuler] Hinata disliked very few things. However, there was one thing that Hinata hated. Okay, she hated two things. Ticks, and mosquitoes. [rated for language]

[oneshot][yaoi][ShinoKibaShino][AU][sequel to The Pink FlexiRuler Fails ,,, Or Does It?] Kiba and Shino reminisce about the beginning of their wonderful, wonderful relationship. Purely emobanning fluff. Yay fluff.

Kiba comes up with a catch phrase that he wants all of Konoha to use. Predictably, things don't go as planned. Sillyfic. Loaded with corny goodness and a heavy sprinkling of cheese.

[One shot] Many words has only one meaning, while some has two or more. Chii has a question about the two words she saw in one of Hideki's magazine, will she get the answer from Hideki or does she have to seek another source?

Each flower has its own beauty. It isn't fair to compare them. . . RobinxRaven oneshot.

Well, I wanted to do something with Martina McBride's Concrete Angel. Note: this is not meant as a humorous parody.

OneShot. They both thought the other was as they seemed… But like a wise man once said a book is not meant to be judged by its cover…

In which Team 7 learns just how well Naruto knows Sasuke. Oneshot

My Dear Raven. . .

The first in a series of oneshots about Violet. Weather themed.

The Tallest command that Zim end his relationship with Dib... permanently. [ZADR For quietlife00]

No one really knows when Kid Wicked first moved into the Titans Tower, and the Titans are learning just how hard it is to kick a teleporter out.

Isadora's sleeve is burning! Violet picks up a pail of water, but some of the water hits Olaf in the face! Then Olaf...melts?

Little Megan has her mother's ragdolls in her room. Sally and Chastén. Megan's always loved Chastén. But she hates Sally. And someone is always singing... Megan's mother believes that the song Megan hears has something to do with the story of Jack Skellin

Go back through the journey of Raven's last trial. It ended here and will begin here as her friends stand helplessly by and watch... a little RobRaeCy

I turned him over to the scientists once I defeated him. I suppose I was just too nostalgic to do anything else. It was, after all, a promise that had existed between us since the very beginning. -oneshot-

Gaara outtakes continued! I finally watched the newer episodes!

DibZim..."You know, not once, never, did I pause to think that I was crazy..." Dib recalls his tragic teenage years in a one-shot. I suck at summaries, just read it.

After Zim's true mission has been exposed Dib's life becomes unbearably boring. He finds a new, slightly taboo way to re-live the excitment. (slash)

This story is a new series continuing after the original cartoon series ended. New characters are introduced, and new relationships form between old characters! Lots of action and fun!