So I've been on a sabatical from life. I figured with how irregular I was getting with writing, I am not publishing anything that is not completed (and everything WILL be completed, God willing). This is just to be fair to people who actually enjoyed my work (concentrated in the Harry Potter fandom...Harry Potter and the New Weapon & A Second Childhood) and let them know that what they're reading will be continued, even if they can't see it right now. I'm a big fan of finishing what I start. However, with all the projects I had/have going on (not to mention the other cool story ideas I got), I was unable to give them adequate attention and turn out quality work. Please forgive this. However, I should be starting to turn out a few lighter things that you can enjoy in the meantime.

Okay, so I realized I forgot to put a disclaimer in Confessions, and I really don't feel like going in and putting it. If I say right here, right now, that I do not own the characters or concept of the NCIS television series and made no money from that silly little story that I used the characters for, does that count? Well, I hope so.

HEYHEYHEY!!!!

It's 4:10 AM. I don't have any children to know where they are. However, I have reached an amazing conclusion!

George went through the absolute worst pain there is: the loss of a twin. Never to worry for George, though!!! I don't know why I didn't notice it before, but there's no flippin' way George had to live forever without his best mate! Fred HAD to have become a ghost! Do you think scientists/pranksters as brilliant as Fred and George didn't make provisions for such a thing? There's no way they would let the other live without a part of himself, or pass up such a golden opportunity to play tricks on people. Yeah...idk exactly how the whole thing works with becoming a ghost, and Dumbley gave Harry that talk about it after Sirius's death...but isn't that a much better thought than George being a twinless twin? (haha...it's only fiction!) So I'll probably write something on this...

update

Rowling said that people unhappy at their deaths became ghosts (I recently read), but even though he was laughing at Percy's joke, I can't imagine Fred being happy without George.

NOTICE TO ALL LOSERS

Just because your fic is funny (or, in most cases, YOU think you're fic is funny) does NOT mean it's a parody. Look up the word parody and make sure it applies before you put that on your category. If you're still unsure, check some of the stories in my Favorites that are labeled as such (Book 7... and Project H stuff); THESE are parodies. They make fun of things THAT HAPPENED. A crack!fic does NOT constitute a parody. A list of other things that do not make a fic a parody: odd pairings, alternate universe, the inablility to make anyone laugh, things that never happened! I'm sick of having to sift through all your lame muck when I want to read a good parody! If it's funny, put it in the Humor category where it belongs. Perhpas I should write the fine people who run this site and suggest a category for fics that are incredibly AU to the point of absurdity, written at three o'clock in the morning while binging on Code Red Mountain Dew, or simply cause a grimace to the face of the reader; they could call it the BAD!crack!fic section. People who suck will enjoy it. I'm done now.