Idiot.

Fine, call me whatever you want. They're just names.

Bitch.

Did you know that the word means: a she-dog? Don't call people names when
you don't even know what the words mean!

Dork.

See? You did it again. You just called someone for a whale penis.

Lyzette

Yes, call me that instead.

Esmeralda, then?

Don't or you'll suffer.

Agressive.

Yes, that's what I am.

Sensitive.

That's me again.

Nerdy.

You're right again.

Popular kid.

Yes.

I love all the colours.

Especially the Colour PURPLE.

I'm in love.

Just like everyone else.

Yet, I'm unique

Some girls think that they're mature

just because they put on high-heeled shoes

and make-up.

I spit on the word makeup

Sue me for that.

I have blue eyes.

They turn into a dark shade of blue when I'm furious.

Usually, it's a baby blue shade.

I have golden brown hair.

People think that I'm beautiful.

I don't think so.

They say that beauty comes from inside.

I'm agressive and loud

Tell me, does that sound beautiful to you?

Well, nobody's perfect.

I'm not a blonde,

I'm not a brunette either.

What am I then?

I call myself for a blondette.

I'm usually very sweet but

I get bitter.

I'm not funny.

Yet, they love my jokes and MiScHiEvEs.

I have an outstanding iMaGiNaTiOn

It carries me away in the best.

Preoccupied for hours with nothing but thoughts.

and worst.

I don't want to be an author.

Yet, here I am! Writing stories..

I'm 12 years old.

Yet, I'm mature for my age.

I'm good at spying on people.

I can find out where YoU live,

WHEN you eAt,

When YoU go to the bathroom.

Etc

I'm creepy,

Yet, I'm scared of ghosts.

Heights freak me out.

"Haha, we have found her weakness!"

I am not a Belieber.

He's rude, obnoxious and I don't think that he has hit puberty yet.

Yeah, I said it.

Send your rabid dog for me.

Yeah, I'm really scared.

Seriously.

And finally, ReMeMbEr

A pissed off Lyzette is a DeAdLy Lyzette...

YOUR GUY SIDE:

You love hoodies. (Chyeah!)
You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
It's hilarious when people get hurt. (WHY WOULD IT NOT BE?!)
You've played with/against boys on a team. (Yupyup)
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers. (Whoa, that feels like forever...)
You watch sports on TV. (Philly rocks! But not the Flyers...the Flyers are just a disgrace)
You love video games. (WHO DOESN'T?!)
Guitar Hero/Rock Band rule! (YES!!!)
Gory movies are cool. (It always makes me laugh for some reason)
You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
You like going to high school football games.
You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
Baggy pants are cool to wear. (Haha, when I'm in the mood)
It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
You love to go crazy and not care what people think. (Eff yeah)
Sports are fun. (soccer FOR LIFE!)
Talk with food inyour mouth (If I got to say something, I got to say something)
Sleep with your socks on at night.

Total: 15

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/stick.
You love to shop. (Yup)
You wear eyeliner
You wear the color pink.
Go to your mom for advice
You consider cheerleading a sport (IT IS A SPORT! JUST SAY IT SO THE STUPID CHEERLEADERS CAN SHUT UP!)
You hate wearing the color black.
Video games are boring. (I dare you to say that to my face)
Rock Band/Guitar Hero are a waste of time. (I'm going to pretend I didn't read this one)
You like hanging out at the mall. (Yeah and then I get to spend my mom's money! ^^)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (Tell me that to my face and you'll end up in a coma..)
You were in gymnastics/dance.
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies. (Where else can you run around and get all the candy you want without your parents knowing?)
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the heck of it.
Like being the star of every thing. (I don't like it, but I am the star of everything)

Total: 18

FEMALE COMEBACKS!!

Pick up line comebacks, add to it

Man: Where have you been all my life?
Woman: Hiding from you.

Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.

Man: Is this seat empty?
Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

Man: Your place or mine?
Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.

Man: So, what do you do for a living?
Woman: I'm a female impersonator.

Man: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Woman: Do not enter.

Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning?
Woman: Unfertilized.

Man: Your body is like a temple.
Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.

Man: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: But would you stay there?

Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.

Man: If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put u and i together
Woman: Really, I'd put f and u together

Man: Your eyes they're amazing.
Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.

Man: I know how to please a woman.
Woman: Then please leave me alone.

Man: Come, on. Just ask me out.
Woman: Okay, Get out.

Man: I'm a photographer, I have been looking for a face like yours.
Woman: I'm a plastic surgeon, I have been looking for a face like yours.

Man: Didn't we go out on a date once or twice?
Woman: Hmm, must have been once. I never make the same mistake twice.

Girls
are like
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy. So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality, they're amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
climb all
the way
to the top
of the tree

BEWARE OF THE LETTER 'G'!!! IT'S THE END OF EVERYTHING!

You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

Thanks for reading my profile...

BYE BYE, BAY-BEEZ!! ;)