Ok I’m a 15 year girl, in the 10th grade, I love music, I love to read, and that’s all you need to know about me.

Well, I guess I’ll tell you a little about me (whether you want me to or not jk)

Personality: Sarcastic, I can be kind of mean sometimes, friendly, understanding, LOUD, and very, very talkative

Eye Color: Hazelish

Hair Color: Dark Blonde

Favorite Books: TWILIGHT series (Stephanie Meyers is the best author EVER) yeah a LOT more

Favorite Bands: The Academy Is…, Taking Back Sunday (Fred left to do a solo project and if they break up I’m going to cry so much it’s not even funny tear), Panic! At the Disco, Fall Out Boy, Maroon 5, Paramore, Three Days Grace, All American Rejects, The Fray, Cute Is What We Aim For, The Veronicas, Plain White T's, Red Jumpsuit Apparatus, My Chemical Romance, and way too many more to list, it would take up way too much of my energy (oh yeah, I’m very lazy)

Favorite Genre: Rock, Alternative, Country, that kind of stuff, pretty much open to any type of music but mainly alternative

Least Favorite Genre: RAP Ughh, I absolutely HATE it! I don’t even consider it music. RAP= Retards Attempting Poetry

And I guess that’s it, I’ll probably add more later but It’s like 5 am and I’m going to bed.

Random Quotes That I Like (and that just happened to pop into my head in this point in time)

"So Eager For Eternal Damnation." Edward Cullen

"You're Exactly My Brand Of Heroine." Edward Cullen

Only A Vampire Can Love You Forever...

I Run With Vampires.

If You Haven't Read Twilight, Go Shoot Yourself In The Foot.

He Said:

I don't know why you wear a bra, you have nothing to put in it.

She Said:

You wear pants don't you?

I Like My Men Cold, Dead, & Sparkling

You never test the depth of a river with both feet

Everything has beauty but not everyone sees it.
There are no short cuts to any place worth going

Your heart understands what your head cannot yet conceive; trust your heart.

It is never too late to be what you might have been.
If you are willing to admit faults, you have one less fault to admit.
You cannot get to the top by sitting on your bottom.

The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing you will make one.

Many complain of their looks, but none of their brains

A real friend is someone who walks in when the rest of the world walks out.

Half the people you know are below average.

Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

Borrow money from pessimists- they don’t expect it back.

Normal People worry me.

Everyone has a photographic memory, some just don’t have film!

Those who think they know everything, annoy those of us that do.

I didn’t lose my mind, I sold it on eBay.

If you love somebody, they shouldn’t make you cry, they should be worth crying over.

The only reason I’m always listening to music is to drown out the sound of your voice.

I’m an angel honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo straight.

You say psycho like it’s a bad thing.

Save the Earth, it’s the only planet with CHOCOLATE!

Life is not measured by the breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath

away.

Stupidity is not a crie so you’re free to go

To learn to succeed, you must first learn to fail.

He who laughs last thinks slowest (totally applies to my friend; she is so slow)

Life is never fair…And perhaps it is a good thing for most of us that it is not.

It’s perfectly monstrous the way people go about, nowadays, saying things against one

behind one’s back that are absolutely and entirely true.

When all else fails, draw names out of a hat.

Way to go, you’ve pissed off the voices again.

I am the future of America. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

I Hate You. You Evil -- Oh Look! A Cookie. How Surprising. Eats Cookie

Aliens need sugar too!

Oh! I’m getting one of those things! Like a headache with pictures! Oh wait… I think it’s called an idea…

You guys are lying liars that are lying.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you person with the face!

Weird Questions That I Wonder About Sometimes

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

If the swat team breaks down your door do they have to replace it later?

Can you get cornered in a round room?

Why don't the hairs on your arms get split ends?
If an atheist has to go to court, do they make him swear on the Bible?

How come we say 'It's colder than hell outside' when isn't it realistically always colder than hell since hell is supposed to be fire and brimstone?
Why is it that if something says, "do not eat" on the packaging it becomes extra tempting to eat?
Why are people so scared of mice, yet we all love Mickey Mouse?
Wouldn't it be smart to make the sticky stuff on envelopes taste like chocolate?
Why are the commercials for cable companies on cable but not on regular television? Don't they want the people without cable to buy the cable?
"Have you ever noticed that if you rearranged the letters in mother in law, they come out to Woman Hitler?"
Isn't it funny how the word 'politics' is made up of the words 'poli' meaning 'many' in Latin, and 'tics' as in 'bloodsucking creatures’?

Can mute people burp?
What happens if you put this side up face down while popping microwave popcorn?

Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been
free?

If mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why did Mary own a little lamb?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?

If the president were gay, would his husband be the first man?

Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
If overalls are held up by the snaps at the top, then why do they have belt loops?

Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
Why is snow white and ice clear? Aren't they just different forms of water?
Why do they put the names of football teams on baseball caps?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?

Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?
Since a running back runs forward, why is he called a running back?
If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in number?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't it be more fun to
eat a big one?
Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?
Why do we teach kids that violence is not the answer and then have them read about wars in school that solved America's problems?
Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?

364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that ?
Why is it when we laugh in school the teachers say do you find something funny? When obviously we do?
Why do you have to "put your two cents in" but it's only a "penny for your
thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going too?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?
Why are Christmas colors red and green when Santa's suit is red and white?

How come you can kill a deer and put it on your wall but it's illegal to keep them as a pet?

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin?
Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed?
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?
Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid
made with real lemons?
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why
don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff?
Why is their Braille on the drive up ATM machine??
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way?
Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together?
If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?