Romeo and Juliet Got nothing on this. When Snape is entrusted to direct the timeless classic in the hopes of getting a clueless Ginny and Draco together, nothing will ever be the same, least of all Snape's sanity. With roleswitching twins, 'gay' couples, and a fair amount of crossdressing, Snape has his hands full.

Hermione has a life plan. But it involves falling in love with Ron, not his older brother...HrF, HG, and a little DHr later on. UPDATED 10/17/09.

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

Collab between me and Jules. Draco is obsessed with freckles. Ginny's obsessed with long hair. The result? Pure mayhem we hope

Ginny is tired of heros who don't play by the rules. Into her life steps a hero who just might. FINISHED DG PB HC RC

Didn't your mother ever tell you not to pick up hitch hikers? Yeah, it was one of those lessons that never really stuck. That and eat your vegetables. Ginny Weasley is driving along one night and picks up a hitch hiker. sequel to What Weasleys do When the

Sequel to A Little Thing Called Revenge Brooklyn Jones's Life was turned upside down by the events of the past six months. Nothing she knows is true anymore. Can Brooklyn make a life for herself as the Defense Against the Dark Arts Teacher? FINISHED

Hermione find Ron cheating on her and employs Draco to exact revenge. Seventh year at Hogwarts.No HBP spoilers. Rated M for language and possible adult content later.

Hermione and Severus face off in a battle of wits...over an essay no less! HGSS

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“Malfoy, do you know what I have been saying?” Granger asked, infuriated. “Bullocks.” I replied. She glared at me. What? Did I say something wrong?. Humormous story told in Draco's POV. DMHG! Read with caution!

When Ginny's plan of escape falls through, she coerces Hermione into cancelling her date to spend an evening with Charlie where she ends up not regretting going out with the other wizard.

Ginny and Draco get in a contest, Draco to seduce Ginny Ginny to ruin his reputation. ack sorry it took so long FINISHED!

Ginny gets bored on the final days of her forth year. Mission one, stalk Harry. Mission two Stalk Draco. Lets see how it goes from there... sequel to Yo Ho. You don't have to read yo Ho, but it might help in later chaps.

Fred accidentally starts rumors that he's with Hermione, and encourages them for a laugh. When she find out, she's furious. Now the two of them are fighting to outembarrass and annoy one another... but they're also fighting their feelings for each other.

you know the the song, think hard, you'll love it Ginny is wandering the halls and runs into a drunk Snape and Lupin, What's a girl to do? Especially when they think you're Harry? Slight DG Finished

COMPLETE-Hermione has been kidnapped by Voldemort. He has a plan to get Harry to him through her. In the meantime, Hermione has to stay as Lucius Malfoy's prisoner. Will she manage to breakthrough that cold exterior and escape? WARNING - Lucius can be OOC

Harry often wondered if Snape could read minds... well, the answer is yes. Snape gets bored while teaching potions and decides to read the private thoughts of some of his students. Written preOotP.

Harry, Ron, and Hermione meet up with Fred, George and Ginny for a night at the Three Broomsticks in Hogsmeade. FWHG, HPGinny, implied GeorgeKB. Please review!

HPIY xover. Kagome thought that her vacation to England would be relaxing, but while in King's Cross Station she feels a magical pull from the barrier between 9 & 10. Now she's on her way to Hogwarts, and neither the staff, nor Inuyasha are happy.

Sirius Black is now Harry's legal guardian. Life is great... until a woman shows up on their doorstep and drops off Sirius's longlost daughter, throwing their lives into chaos.

They've been working on the Wolfsbane potion for quite a while, and Severus and Hermione finally hit an answer. Ingredients that are now unavalailable are surely there in the past... Read and Review

Changes at Hogwarts bring about changes in its staff as well as its students...

‘You are all I never wanted,’ she thought. ‘The feeling’s mutual,’ he thought. “And now I pronounce you man and wife! You may kiss the bride!” ‘Noooo!’’ they thought. RATING CHANGED!