no-blood-in-my-veinshide bio
 Hello. You don't know me. Obviously. I just have a few things to say, really. One, I don't write well. That's my little sister. And two, my little sister turned me onto to fanfiction. Specifically Anime Fanfiction. My little sister, Ashe Nighte, will be the only author in my favourites list. If anyone wants to check her out. She's actually a really good writer. Sorry, I lied, I think there is one more author on my favourites. My sister is Memories-of-the-Shadows. -Helle Borea 12/11/07: For everyone who's come to my page, wanting to know what's wrong with Ashe; she's unfortunately developed a bad case of writers block. It was because of the Seventh Harry Potter book, she says that she feels bad because everyone died and apparantly Sarika didn't kill her conscience well enough. She's finally well enough that she'll read the fiction again, just don't rush her. By the by, Ashe loves the reviews, and is truely sorry she hasn't been able to post. She says that she's trying and is confident that she'll be able to post up her next chapter of Philomel's Lullaby by Christmas. -Helle |
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Shattered Eyes by Lithius Osmius reviews
Tears of liquid silver will be shed as Naruto struggles to master a new Bloodline Limit that surpasses all, even the Rin'negan. Look into his eyes, the shattered mirrors of the soul. AU, Epic Length, pairings undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 191,547 - Reviews: 2349 - Favs: 5,176 - Follows: 4,574 - Updated: 10/24/2013 - Published: 12/1/2007 - Naruto U.
Explosive by kaotic312 reviews
Sequel to MARRY MY FATHER PLEASE? Rated M. Firecrackers and Cupcakes don't go together, do they? Gaara/Hanabi and Kiba/Shiho. No it's not misspelled. Not Shino. Shiho. Not an OC if you're not up to date on the current manga by the way.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 83 - Words: 444,605 - Reviews: 2775 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Gaara, Hanabi H. - Complete
The Essence Of His Soul by My Echoing Silence reviews
Harry Potter was actually supposed to die that day, you know. Unfortunately, for the overworked Ferry Girl who was supposed to pick him up, a wandering Youkai soul pitched in and gave him a hand, or, rather, a soul. What was his name? Kuronue? Meh.Whateva
Crossover - Harry Potter & Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 32,277 - Reviews: 1100 - Favs: 1,505 - Follows: 1,666 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Harry P., Kuronue
Something to Die For by Macavity the Mystery Cat reviews
Morino Ibiki was thought to be the last choice for a jonin sensei, but thanks to the efforts of Umino Iruka, he finds himself saddled with a familiar team of new genin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,939 - Reviews: 1124 - Favs: 3,168 - Follows: 3,637 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Ibiki M.
People Lie by Nugar reviews
Lies have power. They can change a simple-minded believer into a two-faced schemer and a timid follower into a fanatical devotee. They can change a child angry at the world into a man consumed by more than vengeance. But that power is a lie as well.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 286,222 - Reviews: 2444 - Favs: 3,775 - Follows: 2,964 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Ikigai by Lanse reviews
What could the darkness ever give to the light but a place to shine? SasuHina, some NejiTen.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 148,800 - Reviews: 2630 - Favs: 2,828 - Follows: 864 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Sasuke U., Hinata H. - Complete
You're Not Hallucinating, Sasuke! by Sarah1281 reviews
The night of the massacre, Sasuke decides he must be hallucinating and keeps nitpicking a time-pressed Itachi's attempts to convince him otherwise while delivering his infamous 'I'm evil! Seek Vengeance! Kill your best friend! ' speech.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,584 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 1,276 - Follows: 273 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Itachi U. - Complete
The Right Thing by TwinEnigma reviews
Sasuke was leaving. Sakura knew it was coming.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 776 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
A Different Story by chocolatte-delight reviews
Kakashi is assigned to watch over a certain Hyuuga heiress during her first week at the Academy. When he sees her great potential, he decides to train her. A teacher/student relationship turns into a close friendship. Can something more develop? COMPLETE
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 23 - Words: 102,380 - Reviews: 375 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/22/2009 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Hinata H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Repercussions by Nodoka Miyazawa reviews
Time passes, but some things don't change. What happens when the repercussions of actions come to light?
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 186,829 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 3/30/2009 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Keitaro U., Mutsumi O. - Complete
Euphemisms by Nymbis reviews
Short stories about Sai, Sakura, and their strange attempts at bonding. Eleven: Sai throws a jealous rampage, or at least he thinks he does.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,425 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 676 - Follows: 515 - Updated: 3/21/2009 - Published: 6/25/2007 - Sai, Sakura H.
Love Hina: All Girls Dorm Edition by Allen Ramsey reviews
Urashima Keika, a two-time ronin aiming for Toudai, decides to pay her grandmother Hina a visit after receiving a fax and getting kicked out of her parents' house... here's what happens... Warnings: Female Keitaro, FemKei/Mot, shoujo-ai/femslash Complete!
Love Hina - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 67,414 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 12/30/2008 - Published: 6/19/2008 - Keitaro U., Motoko A. - Complete
A Burned Leaf by nlblake reviews
A botched up summonig lands Naruto in a parallel Universe, where he never existed. There he has to deal with an alive Yondaime, a chibi Sasuke and the most terrifying sight Konoha's nin have ever witnessed: the mating habits of Itachi Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 25,298 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 2,574 - Follows: 2,850 - Updated: 12/9/2008 - Published: 6/13/2007 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Three Months by kaotic312 reviews
When the girls get together, watch out! They're making lists and checking it twice. Are the guys in or out? Shika, Neji, Naruto, and Sasuke are now declared 'undateable' by the girls. Who does that leave? Rated T for language.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 239,084 - Reviews: 2867 - Favs: 1,367 - Follows: 514 - Updated: 8/29/2008 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Complete
Wargames by lookskindagreyout reviews
The Major's in for it big, as he's now a captive of the Hellsing Organization. But Integra's a bit curious as to what makes a man of war...
Hellsing - Rated: K+ - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,766 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Complete
XxpuppetmasterxX and LilMzSunshine by KalliopeStarmist reviews
Kankuro and Hinata end up in a loveless marriage :blame their fathers: , which is, of course, their cue to retreat to the internet and fall in love with other people. But the internet is no substitute for real life... KankuroXHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,222 - Reviews: 336 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 4/11/2008 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
The KabuSaku Guide: Trapped In A Cave by Sweet Ashori reviews
WARNING: When trapped in a cave, these steps may not help save your life. They will, however, cause extreme embarrassment, awkward situations, and eye-scaring images. Follow at your own risk.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 914 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/22/2008 - Kabuto Y., Sakura H. - Complete
Lessons of Experience by BukkakeNoJutsu reviews
While still an academy student, Uzumaki Naruto starts to learn the art of killing from a mysterious old man. His lessons will be paid for in blood, sweat, and tears. He will get much more than he had bargained for,
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 23,750 - Reviews: 1211 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 2,844 - Updated: 2/11/2008 - Published: 7/27/2007 - Naruto U.
Marry My Father Please? by kaotic312 reviews
Hinata, Hanabi, and Neji are desperate to marry off Hiashi so he'll stop mucking around in their lives. In the meantime, trouble is brewing for Hinata and life will never be the same. KankxHina and other pairings within.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 68 - Words: 293,455 - Reviews: 1661 - Favs: 783 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 1/25/2008 - Published: 8/19/2007 - Hinata H., Kankuro - Complete
What they didn't know by AMP-MarionetteMasterAya reviews
Shikamaru loves to cloudgaze, everyone knows that. But what :or whom: does he 'do' on rainy days? Sorry for the summary, i HAD to write it like that! ShikaNeji, T for..action. YAOI Complete ONESHOT, takes place BEFORE the timeskip
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,401 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2007 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Kenchan! by Dolphin River reviews
[Oneshot] After ryoka invasions, Hueco Mundo, and Aizen, the 12th division still learns some lessons the hard way. Crack!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,335 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/27/2007 - K. Zaraki - Complete
My Precious One by TheNameIsJo reviews
Haku feels useless as Zabuza seems to be pushing him away. And as a new job arises, will he be able to prove himself useful as a tool and as a lover?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,351 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/15/2007 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Haku, Zabuza M. - Complete
Stubborn by 0oxymoronic0 reviews
Itachi was many things, but he wasn't a murderer. My Itachi wasn't a killer. [“You can have me. If it makes you happy, makes you strong, means you’re safe, even when I’m not here, I will die for you. I'm yours.”]ShisuixItachi][oneshot]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,767 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Published: 9/12/2007 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Stranger Than Fiction by DsirinWsdm reviews
Konoha is abuzz with word of the new hit novel, The Kyu Ninja Chronicles, and its mystery writer simply known as 9T. Secrets abound as the truth hidden within the fiction stands to change everything as they know it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 76,813 - Reviews: 1538 - Favs: 2,669 - Follows: 2,453 - Updated: 8/13/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Naruto U., Hanabi H.
The Final Day by PrincessSerenity101 reviews
Usagi awakens on her birthday. She quickly finds out that it is the final day before her future begins. Who will she spend her final moments with?
Sailor Moon - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,851 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/23/2007 - [Rei H./Raye/Sailor Mars, Usagi T./Serena/Bunny/Sailor Moon] - Complete
The Tale by Aqualoner reviews
Where is the tale where the princess defeats the dragon? Locked away, so the girls will remain in a cage.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 274 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/7/2007 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
The Great Landscaping Crisis by MogtheGnome reviews
Lots of people wonder why Naruto doesn't know Bunshin Daibakuha, the Great Clone Explosion. In theory, it makes sense for him to learn it. In practice... not so much.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,292 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 1,874 - Follows: 472 - Published: 7/1/2007 - Complete
Ten Ways to Die by H.E. Gray reviews
The Academy textbook says that a ninja is proud to die for their country. This is rarely the truth.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 954 - Follows: 119 - Published: 6/16/2007 - Minato N. - Complete
Sakura's Home by Winter Ashby reviews
Sakura was kicked out of Konoha five years ago but now has been asked to return… She will meet old friends and be faced with the consequences of her actions. Future AU Sakura centric. No pairings, and you need to be up to date in the manga and series.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,758 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 6/11/2007 - Published: 3/27/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Rough by Akatsume reviews
Itachi has a question about the extent of Kisame's sharkyness. Birthday fic for our favorite little massmurderer. [Itakisa] Shounen ai.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,287 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Hinata's Little Black Book by PurpleMoon3 reviews
The real reason Hinata taps her fingers together, why Naruto loves ramen, and Itachi's only weakness. A collection of random stories slightly on the dark side of humor. Not for cannon fanatics. Now with Spiffy quotes at the begining of each chapter...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 30,102 - Reviews: 586 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 6/4/2007 - Published: 4/23/2006 - Hinata H., Naruto U. - Complete
Under Brightened Skies by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
Confusion? I've never been touched like this. [KisaIta MM Yaoi Itachi Pov Slight Kisame PoV Crossdressing!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,585 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Shame and Fame by ckret2 reviews
The day before Obito died, he babysat his cousin. The day after Obito died, Itachi cried for the last time. Obito had no idea how much he'd changed Itachi, and the Uchiha clan would pay the price for his good intentions. [Oneshot.]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,708 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 755 - Follows: 134 - Published: 5/15/2007 - Torune, Itachi U. - Complete
Black Day by kawaii-kirei reviews
[SasuNaru, oneshot] 'What? You have a problem? Yes, I am proudly single.' Naruto glared, but in one swift movement, he found himself in Sasuke's arms with Sasuke's face dangerously close to his own. Sasuke smirked. 'Not anymore.'
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 33 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Inamorato by firefly reviews
Nobody told Tobi that out of all the calendar holidays, Valentine’s Day was the last one to be passionately celebrated in the company of seven homicidal men. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,086 - Reviews: 1638 - Favs: 4,200 - Follows: 541 - Published: 4/10/2007 - Obito U., Deidara - Complete
One of the Cool Kids by firefly reviews
Before Tobi can be recruited into the Akatsuki, he must face the monumental task of passing an initiation test administered by each of the other members. Here's hoping he does. Crackfic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 26,500 - Reviews: 1272 - Favs: 1,962 - Follows: 1,232 - Updated: 4/3/2007 - Published: 8/8/2006 - Obito U.
One Kunai by Demeter1 reviews
It's not her fairytale ending. But it's an ending. Sakura and her circle of dead.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,756 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/25/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Verbatim by Nymbis reviews
Sai has fun with words, and Sakura is an unknowing test subject.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,035 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/17/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
The Wrong Boy by Hollow Productions reviews
Every one always assumes that the curse of Team 7 carries on from Orochimaru to Sasuke, Tsunade to Sakura and Jiraiya to Naruto. But fates are never as simple as that. What if we missed the real threat to Konoha?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,315 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 495 - Follows: 133 - Published: 2/11/2007 - Kakashi H., Naruto U. - Complete
Adoption is NOT for Homosexuals by DarkLightPro reviews
COMPLETE! Gay couples are not allowed to adopt. Pure and simple. Who cares about homosexuals? After all...they're not people therefore they have no rights...right? ONESHOT
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 769 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Kurama M., Yusuke U. - Complete
An Uchiha Christmas by JackOfBladesX reviews
The Truth About Itachi! If you are under 12...i suggest you not read this story, i will not be held responsible for destroying a child's innocent. The truth about the Uchiha Massacre!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,816 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Two Step Plan by Cold Fire Phoenix reviews
Kakuzu challenges Hidan to prove the superiority of his ways by using his religion to procure funding for the Akatsuki. In Konoha, Hidan proves his point, but not without incidental crack ensuing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,363 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Hidan, Moegi - Complete
Kurimasu by Novelist Pup reviews
Jiraiya learns the concept of 'Christmas' through blackmail and kissing. [JiraOro, shounen ai]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,716 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru - Complete
The Most Dangerous Weapon by Ari and Mo reviews
The most dangerous weapon in Tenten’s arsenal is not a kunai. It is not a shurikun. It is not a special jutsu. It is her sex. prokunochi fic
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 814 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/28/2006 - Sakura H., Tenten - Complete
The Irony Of Love by juliagulia1017 reviews
[REPOSTED] Tired of Naruto messing up her chances of being with Sasuke, Sakura comes up with a plan to get the dobe out of her hair once and for all. SasuHina, NaruIno, SakuPAKKUN?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,545 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 632 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 11/27/2006 - Published: 12/6/2005 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Everyone’s a Critic by God of Static reviews
While out on a mission, Ino runs into a certain blond artist...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Ino Y., Deidara
Write It One Way by True Phantom reviews
Write it one way, and read it as another. KisaIta
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,490 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/12/2006 - Published: 9/5/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Love Sickness by Sesshomaru-Sara reviews
This is something I don't want to cure [KisaIta MM ShounenAi First Meeting 3rd POV Oneshot!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,339 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/29/2006 - Kisame H., Itachi U. - Complete
Must be a Mistake by The Kunai reviews
Gai wakes up in the hospital. Apparently he's sick and Kakashi's looking out for him, as much as he hates it. Oneshot dribble of their conversation that particular evening.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/18/2006 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
One for the Ages by The Superunknown reviews
YYH Inuyasha and ? Crossover [and no, I'm not gonna' tell you what ? is yet, it's a surprise] Koenma deploys the team to recover some contraband: Kagome's Sacred Jewel shards. But the mission doesn't go as planned, and an epic tale ensues.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 143,280 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 7/29/2006 - Published: 3/3/2005 - Complete
Little Wishes by KowaretaTsubasa reviews
[ItsukixSensui] Itsuki didn’t believe in dreams. Dreams were only wishes grown up. But Sensui’s dreams weren’t dreams. They were one of several absolute realities. The kind of reality that had the momentum to overwhelm everything...
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 508 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Published: 7/26/2006 - Itsuki, S. Sensui - Complete
Weaponry by desolate butterfly reviews
[A Team Seven crackfic] Kakashi eavesdrops on his adorable little students and overhears something that he really wishes he hadn't.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 346 - Favs: 2,112 - Follows: 405 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
The Little Seductress by LuvinAniManga reviews
Ino made a bet with Sakura: the first single man to walk in the door is the one she has to seduce into kissing her tonight. Backed into a corner, she agrees. What ensues when she sees it's THAT man?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,578 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 732 - Follows: 102 - Published: 7/22/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
The Truth About Strength and Beauty by Dorku No Renkinjutsushi reviews
It's a woman's world. Pity the man who doesn't understand this. 20 Truths story, Kunoichi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,293 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/19/2006 - Sakura H., Hinata H. - Complete
Creating A Family by Saro reviews
Uchiha Itachi takes the necessary steps to make the clan he always wanted.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 52 - Published: 5/7/2006 - Itachi U. - Complete
Never Mix a Demon and Wine by Odi et amo reviews
Sesshomaru gets drunk and begins to ponder things. Things like his ward and growing up and why she should never take a bath naked...Was a oneshot, but now has a minisequel!
Inuyasha - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,786 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 4/23/2006 - Published: 4/18/2006 - Sesshōmaru, Rin - Complete
Cry by Himeyuki reviews
When Hinata is loosing it all, turning her life upside down, when everything goes wrong and nothing turns out right… who’s the first person who will offer for help? Rated T but still some language is not for young readers… Full NejiHinata
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2006 - Neji H., Hinata H. - Complete
Midnight Secrets by LeafeKnight7 reviews
oneshot...Someone sneaks out during the night to see a certain women...but it's not who you think it is. “You may be my reincarnation, but that does not mean I cannot have your affections.”
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,105 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/11/2006 - Kagome H., Kikyō - Complete
It All Started with a Fork by Soleara reviews
F is for friends who do stuff together, U is for me and you... wait, that's not right! Anyway, Bakura kisses Ryou and Ryou doesn't know why. He's late for school, so he's distracted and stabs himself in the hand with a fork. Stuff happens, and... well,
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,270 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/22/2006 - R. Bakura, Yami Bakura - Complete
The Butterfly Effect by darksaphire reviews
There once was a blind man who told me love is something to be enjoyed and treasured. Whether I took his advice or not is up to you. KuramaxKuronue. Review...or else!
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2006 - Kurama M., Kuronue - Complete
Loophole by leafygirl reviews
Sakura formulates her own plan to get Sasuke back. Unfortunately, using Itachi as part of the plan is a huge gamble. Itasaku. Spoilers up to manga 235
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,457 - Reviews: 3474 - Favs: 4,598 - Follows: 1,247 - Updated: 2/8/2006 - Published: 6/9/2005 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
My love by Foreverasecret01 reviews
this is a Ino and Sakura one shot. i noticed how there isn't a lot of Yuri so i just typed this story for the hell of it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 14 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Sakura H., Ino Y. - Complete
Rookie by Thess reviews
“I personally think ‘Police Girl’ is a rather endearing moniker and that fits it you well, Seras Victoria.” Missing moment in the Manga.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,236 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/10/2006 - Integra, Seras - Complete
Resolution by eremiticAntiquarian reviews
New Year's Day, Naruto wake up with a headache, lack of complete memory of the previous night, and someone in his bed that he didn't expect. Rated for minor language, sexual situations, drunkeness. Contain mm pairing.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/1/2006 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete
Friendship Story by Letta reviews
Itachi receives a number of packages from Konoha while various people wonder about Naruto's mental health. Itachi Naruto FRIENDSHIP. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,924 - Reviews: 900 - Favs: 4,131 - Follows: 836 - Published: 12/15/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Dreamer by The Eighth Suzaku Warrior reviews
If you could have nothing but compliments and praise, how would you feel? Well there can be too much of a good thing, and it is proven by Count D when a woman asks for just that, the undieing loyalty of a mystical pet... repost, one chapter
Pet Shop of Horrors - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/10/2005 - Complete
Radical by Cookie Heist reviews
After his first encounter with Itsuki, curiosity draws Shinobu Sensui to pay the odd demon a visit one day after school. The Spirit Detective seeks to prove that demons are nothing but evil, unless Itsuki can convince him otherwise. One shot.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/2/2005 - S. Sensui, Itsuki - Complete
Dangerous admiration by Vicious-Loner reviews
Kisame harbours a very dangerous admiration for his partner... Oneshot, KisaIta, slightly explicit.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,945 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/19/2005 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Even Geniuses Are Young by Nekotsume reviews
Itachi doesn't quite understand his newly appointed Akatsuki partner. Why is it that he reminds the Uchiha of someone so unlikely? My very first fanfic ever...so please review. Shounen ai, ItaKisa...or maybe KisaIta. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,313 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/12/2005 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Tea Before War by Gigabomb reviews
Kisame, Hinata. Genius doesn't equal tactful. Dealing with genius does.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,107 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 18 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Hinata H., Kisame H. - Complete
And He Never Drank Again by Lala to the power of 2 reviews
Ah, the fun that can be had with alcohol and the authority to preform legal marriages. The Sannin's have a reunion they won't forget, at least, assuming they can remember it the next morning. I suppose this technically counts as yaoi...?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,841 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2005 - Jiraiya, Orochimaru, Tsunade S. - Complete
Clouds by Jasmine Starlight reviews
But Shikamaru was the only one left outside watching the clouds, even though it is logical that in an odd numbered group someone will always be left out. Logic can’t stave off loneliness, though. NejiShika
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,053 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/10/2005
Ignorance is Bliss by crinklescofftrip reviews
Itachi knows that he is forgetful. He knows that the people he lives with know, but sometimes he can't help feeling like they're hiding something from him...KisaIta, SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,860 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Lazy and Scary by Eveilae reviews
[a shikaneji oneshot] Hyuga Neji is a lot of things. For one, he tastes like peaches.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,167 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/19/2005 - Shikamaru N., Neji H. - Complete
Hammered And Chained by B.J. Sanders reviews
Yaoi. NejiShika. Tenten and Ino pull a prank, but it didn't turn out like they planned...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,620 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/25/2005 - Neji H., Shikamaru N. - Complete
Kissing Judas by Thess reviews
He was a true disciple of Judas and betrayed his Master to death. Now excommunicated, Alexander Anderson must learn to live among the members of the Hellsing Organisation. Alternative pairings warning. Manga Set.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,016 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/6/2005 - Published: 2/24/2005 - [Alexander, Integra] Alucard, Seras - Complete
The Spider and the Butterfly by Like Weiss on Rice reviews
Naraku ponders the little butterfly that he has caught in his web.
Inuyasha - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,499 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 25 - Published: 1/6/2005 - Naraku, Kagome H. - Complete
Hinata is Stubborn by Down the Rabbit Hole reviews
Hyuuga Hinata is stubborn. Neji is surprised to discover this.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/17/2004
Grooming Habits by Thess reviews
"I was just wondering…if it's wise for you to walk around with blood on your face." Slight Integral x Seras. Manga ficlet. OneShot. Gift requested by The Princess of Darkness .
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/23/2004 - [Integra, Seras] - Complete
Quirks by Yukitsu reviews
Two weeks under Sensui's 'care' and Itsuki shows the human Tantei another one of his quirks. Warning: Butt wagging involved.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,586 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 9 - Published: 10/1/2004 - S. Sensui, Itsuki - Complete
Dinner Party by SPS-kun reviews
Behind every genocidal maniac is...his mother. Join Sensui and Itsuki as they venture to Sensui's house for dinner, to watch the infamous 'soap opera', and to face the woman Shinobu got his insanity from...SxI, OC
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,594 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/24/2004 - S. Sensui - Complete
Fall of Emotions by ShhadowScratch reviews
((Rated for Yusuke's mouth!)) Fluffy one-shot fic about Yusuke summoning up the courage to tell Kurama how he really feels. ((Shonen-ai!)) Fluff warning, lol.
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/15/2004 - Complete
Shiver: Kagome and Kikyou's Story by Shinto Priestess reviews
Kagome is hit by her own arrow. What does Kikyou have to do with it? Why is Kagome running from Inuyasha, despite their feelings? And what's with Naraku? R&R!
Inuyasha - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,286 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/9/2004 - Kagome H., Kikyō
Skirmish by Yukitsu reviews
After getting caught tussling the night before, 14yearold Sensui and Itsuki are confronted by Sensui's overimaginative mother. Sensui being dense, Itsuki being evil and suggestive, and mild shounen ai hints
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,907 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/15/2004 - S. Sensui, Itsuki - Complete
Midnight Festival by NoiseTank13 reviews
Kankurou wins Gaara an old, but cherished possession.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 700 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2004
Nightmare by Trickster Kitsune reviews
Kurama tries to figure out a nightmare and gets some help along the way. Yaoi. Kurama x Kuronue
Yu Yu Hakusho - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,852 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/6/2002 - Kurama M., Kuronue - Complete