Well, we can do this one of three ways. Either I can give you a bunch of honest information about my life, thereby providing you with means by which to stalk me, break into my house, steal my underwear, and boil my dog, or I can lie. Or, finally, I can blend the two, distorting them both until you can't tell them apart.

Sounds like fun, eh?

I'm an elf/ent/Mesopotamian fertility goddess/computer virus/demon/evil queen/ferret/reincarnation of Oscar Wilde who has the ability to seduce anyone with just a winsome glance. I'm an old friend-with-privileges of Lucifer, the sister of God, and mildly disturbed by my nephew's excessively Boy-Scoutish tendencies, but that's okay, because even his father is starting to worry about him a little.

I never write (or at least never publish) Self-insertion fanfiction, because I fear disruption of canon. The canon is precious to me.

Favourites (as of the most recent update)

Band: t.A.T.u or Blind Guardian
Food: baked potatos
Colour: urple (read Officical Fanfiction University of Middle Earth for further information)
Book(s): the entire works of J.R.R. Tolkien, and "The Picture of Dorian Gray"
Movie(s): dead tie between "The Devil's Advocate" and "The Godfather"
TV Show(s): ReBoot, Forever Night, Will and Grace, Invader Zim, Inside the Actor's Studio
Season: autumn
Way to Eat a Reese's Cup: poke a hole throught the middle and save the ring for last