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Pokemon: The Origin of Species by DaystarEld reviews
Enter the world of Pokémon from a rational perspective. Instead of starting his journey in ignorance, Red has spent his years studying the creatures so central to his world... and he doesn't quite agree with all the information in his books. No time for rookie mistakes here: he's on a quest to discover the true nature of Pokémon, and maybe even find out where they really come from.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 72 - Words: 658,963 - Reviews: 1710 - Favs: 2,441 - Follows: 2,883 - Updated: 15h - Published: 10/25/2013 - Red, Leaf, Blue O./Green O. (male)
Less Than Zero by Kenchi618 reviews
It's one thing to enter the world of heroes and villains, it's another thing entirely to find your way back out again. That's a bitter truth to swallow when you want no part of the life to begin with. A hasty decision from a young man with his back against the wall sends him down a path of which there is no return. OC main character.
DC Superheroes - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 31 - Words: 371,873 - Reviews: 4616 - Favs: 5,826 - Follows: 5,806 - Updated: 8/31 - Published: 5/19/2014
Uzumaki by AlmostElectric reviews
Uchiha Satsuki, avenger, doesn't love anything, or anyone. Not revenge, not tomatoes, and definitely – definitely! – not Uzumaki Naruto. But when she winds up on a genin team with him, she realises there's more to his smile than teeth and sunshine. Female!Sasuke
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 166,046 - Reviews: 2660 - Favs: 4,485 - Follows: 5,024 - Updated: 8/30 - Published: 3/3/2014 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Ino Y.
The Long Road by Drakthul reviews
AU: Abducted at the age of three and a half, taken through thirteen years of bloodshed and strife, Gohan finds his way back to Earth... to finish a backlogged contract. On Earth, he will either overcome what he is, or be destroyed by it. Rated M.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 76 - Words: 946,219 - Reviews: 2412 - Favs: 840 - Follows: 860 - Updated: 8/29 - Published: 6/13/2013 - Goku, Gohan, Chi-Chi, Videl
Precocious Crush by Makokam reviews
So, you meet someone who gets you. You have fun together, you like each other, and they're cute. But he says you're too young. What are you supposed to do? Just let it go? -Cover Art by Coasting-
Kick-Ass - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 252 - Words: 320,182 - Reviews: 8367 - Favs: 1,666 - Follows: 1,668 - Updated: 8/24 - Published: 12/29/2010 - [Dave L./Kick-Ass, Mindy M./Hit Girl] OC
Chiaroscuro by boomvroomshroom reviews
"They say the only thing to fear is fear itself. That, and a motivated Nara." Shikamaru is born with his father's intelligence and his mother's work ethic. The world is turned sideways.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 70 - Words: 320,013 - Reviews: 7825 - Favs: 8,738 - Follows: 9,636 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 5/23/2015 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Shikamaru N., Kakashi H.
The Evil Overlord List by boomvroomshroom reviews
Villains always make the same dumb mistakes. Luckily, Tom Riddle happens to have a rather dangerously genre-savvy friend in his head to make sure that he does this "conquering the world" business the RIGHT way. It's about time the bad guys won for once.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 106,930 - Reviews: 2257 - Favs: 5,269 - Follows: 5,733 - Updated: 8/17 - Published: 1/14/2015 - Harry P., Draco M., Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
Freudian by Fabulist reviews
*AU* Flynn Rider's terms of parole include going to therapy, and they don't expressly forbid hanging around with that one awkward graffiti girl.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 67,259 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 1,914 - Follows: 1,712 - Updated: 8/16 - Published: 6/22/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
The Day the Arms Closed by My Nips Hurt reviews
Humanity, as a whole, has been deemed 'too violent' as a species to be permitted within the Citadel and Council-controlled space. Follow those who dwell within as civil uprisings and chaos spread across a once-peaceful and grand Citadel.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 38,789 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 506 - Follows: 585 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 6/21/2011
A New Journey by Texas Longhorn reviews
A Pokéshipping fic! Ash has just become the Sinnoh Pokémon Champion, and now moves toward his ultimate goal of becoming a Master. However, as he brings together the old team, new feelings surface.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 533,049 - Reviews: 2620 - Favs: 1,389 - Follows: 1,218 - Updated: 7/27 - Published: 5/10/2009 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Messing With Time by slythernim reviews
Harry James Potter, the Boy-Who-Lived, the Defeater of Voldemort, Chief Auror, Master of Death, finds that he is five years old. It should not surprise anyone that things in Magical Britain immediately become rather strange.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,284 - Reviews: 784 - Favs: 3,859 - Follows: 5,054 - Updated: 7/23 - Published: 9/24/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B.
Naruto: Great Clan Days by Kenchi618 reviews
Senju Hashirama's dream to unify all of the warring clans of his country under one village remained just that; a dream. Generations later, the ninja world still consists of pure clan affiliation. Enacting peace through understanding has fallen to the side. A catalyst is needed for any kind of change to occur, and it is all found in a little boy... for better or for worse. AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 386,811 - Reviews: 2532 - Favs: 4,612 - Follows: 4,613 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 5/18/2013 - Naruto U.
Thrilling Tales of the Downright Unusual by Clell65619 reviews
Renamed from 'The Big Box of Silliness', due to complaints that not all the stories were silly. Of course most of them aren't Thrilling either, but you've got to admit, they are Unusual...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 86 - Words: 177,124 - Reviews: 4119 - Favs: 1,321 - Follows: 1,139 - Updated: 7/20 - Published: 2/13/2008
Tale of the Setting Sun by PK Samurai reviews
Naruto was born with hair as red as his mother's, but with a face and intellect that paralleled his father, the Fourth Hokage. Will the revolution he brings be the world's salvation or destruction?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 44 - Words: 176,468 - Reviews: 2899 - Favs: 8,157 - Follows: 9,187 - Updated: 7/3 - Published: 1/30/2013 - Naruto U.
The Sun Dog by enembee reviews
I am Harry Potter and I've just destroyed everything; space, time, matter and all twenty-six dimensions of our fragile little world in the twinkling of an eye. I am Harry Potter and I have just irreparably violated Global Causality. Take that Hawking.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 22,434 - Reviews: 506 - Favs: 1,503 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 7/2 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
A Dead World by Laluzi reviews
He had been captured; Alex Mercer knew that much was obvious. But if that was the case, why had his captors just left him there without security? How had he ended up in a bunker buried in some kind of giant desert? Where was everyone? And when the hell did bottlecaps become currency?
Crossover - Fallout & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 41 - Words: 570,898 - Reviews: 2244 - Favs: 2,724 - Follows: 2,925 - Updated: 6/9 - Published: 10/11/2012 - Courier, Arcade G., Alex M./Zeus
And, The Giant Awoke by RemoWilliams reviews
What if Tyrion actually did fight The Mountain by himself?
Game of Thrones - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 119,528 - Reviews: 1074 - Favs: 3,589 - Follows: 3,862 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 5/26/2014 - Tyrion L.
In a Barroom Far Far Away by Nemo Blank reviews
Anakin gets himself some professional help...
Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,942 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 5/2 - Published: 8/6/2007 - Anakin Skywalker, E. Palpatine, Yoda
The Hokage Thing by Ruinous Crow reviews
Kushina died before the sealing and Minato was forced to use a different method of containing the Kyuubi. Namikaze Naruto is raised in love, but being the son of the Hokage comes with its own obligations, and the world of shinobi is never as straightforward as it seems.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 31,063 - Reviews: 175 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 1,423 - Updated: 4/27 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Hurricane Suite by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto grew up with lofty goals, guts, and determination. Instincts of a born fighter made him grow; duty to his home drove him. As the battle lines begin to blur, he must find a way to reconcile all he's ever known with the man he hopes to become. Large AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 176,658 - Reviews: 2108 - Favs: 5,343 - Follows: 5,302 - Updated: 4/26 - Published: 3/9/2010 - Naruto U.
Mythos Effect by Omniscent1 reviews
A crossover between Mass Effect and Cthulhutech. Humanity has won the Aeon War and has since expanded and thrived. How will the galaxy fare with this new power?
Crossover - Cthulhu Mythos & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 122,364 - Reviews: 1072 - Favs: 3,022 - Follows: 3,423 - Updated: 4/6 - Published: 6/5/2013 - Shepard (M)
Better Left Unsaid by Kenchi618 reviews
Mizuki never got to shoot his mouth off at Naruto the night he took the Scroll of Seals. Other than skipping a half-manic monologue from him what exactly did this change for everyone's favorite blonde ninja? Who knows? Rated M for language/later events.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 78 - Words: 1,011,175 - Reviews: 9432 - Favs: 13,311 - Follows: 12,527 - Updated: 4/2 - Published: 12/14/2010 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] Team Ten
The Mouse of Konoha by obsidian dreamer reviews
Never underestimate the power of good advice. A few wise words into a pair of young ears leads a young would-be ninja to a decision; the Leaf will recognise him, but not as the fox... now separate from Win Some, Lose Some!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 500,952 - Reviews: 2304 - Favs: 5,871 - Follows: 5,236 - Updated: 3/27 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Patriot's Dawn by Dr. Snakes MD reviews
Uzumaki Naruto was born to be a shinobi. He was supposed to be a killer; a protector of unparalleled skill. His lineage and the demon in his gut ensured that. In canon, his growth was stunted. In here, he had a reason to be strong. He has to survive. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 216,363 - Reviews: 3263 - Favs: 8,891 - Follows: 8,623 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Naruto U. - Complete
Ashes of the Past by Saphroneth reviews
Time travel, based on the Anime. So, the world ended. That's bad news. Who best to get to fix it? Well, there is this guy with a track record in world saving... Not entirely serious. T rating may be overdoing it.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 296 - Words: 1,877,352 - Reviews: 15549 - Favs: 7,537 - Follows: 6,902 - Updated: 3/7 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Pikachu
The Fighting Spirit by smart grid reviews
Spartans never die, they say. When Jorge gave his life to save his home planet of Reach, he never imagined that he would survive. But now he finds himself neck deep in the troubles of another universe; he will do what he has been trained to do, what all Spartans do best: fight.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 176,374 - Reviews: 778 - Favs: 1,273 - Follows: 1,277 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Jorge-052/Noble Five, Shepard (F) - Complete
Welcome to the club by Malicean reviews
Still reeling from the revelations at Bespin – and not exactly reassured by Obi-wan's rationalizations and Yoda's last words and subsequent disappearing act – Luke had entered the coordinates for his first jump away from Dagobah more or less blindly. He had promptly come this close to splattering his X-wing all over the SSD Executor's colossal armored underbelly.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 132,221 - Reviews: 1430 - Favs: 1,563 - Follows: 1,891 - Updated: 3/3 - Published: 3/9/2014 - Luke S., Darth Vader, F. Piett, General Veers
The Last Spartan by DinoJake reviews
An AU fic in which the Halo and ME universes share the same galaxy. After a well deserved rest in Cryo-Sleep, Master Chief finally awakens...to a whole new galaxy.
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 55 - Words: 489,686 - Reviews: 3873 - Favs: 3,810 - Follows: 3,839 - Updated: 12/31/2018 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Master Chief/John-117
Mass Effect: The New Face of War by ProfFartBurger reviews
It is said that War never Changes; Men do, through the roads they walk, but War does not. The Humans fought The First War, and alongside the Quarians, the Alliance stands tall against the Galaxy in the face of continued adversity. Now Humanity's place is challenged, their power tested, and age-old beliefs are shattered when a beyond-ancient species is forced onto the playing field.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 62 - Words: 539,845 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Shepard (M), OC - Complete
Devil's Advocate by livezinshadowz reviews
Character study. An accidental meeting brings Zetsu into Naruto's life as his tutor. With Zetsu trying to sway Naruto to his own philosophy of "the only one you can rely on is yourself", Naruto discovers that the world isn't as black and white as his tutor is, that there are at least two sides to every story, and that he has a lot to learn. Hinted NaruIno and NaruTen; grey!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 211,962 - Reviews: 1510 - Favs: 3,166 - Follows: 3,264 - Updated: 12/30/2018 - Published: 1/2/2013 - Naruto U., Ino Y., Tenten, Zetsu - Complete
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11875 - Favs: 5,400 - Follows: 4,427 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
An Incomplete Potter Collection by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories and general oneshots. Including time-travel, dimension-hopping, and cracky history-lessons from Salazar.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 44 - Words: 254,749 - Reviews: 1275 - Favs: 1,719 - Follows: 1,557 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 9/15/2012
Alternate Beginnings of an Uzumaki by Racke reviews
Unfinished stories of Naruto, some interesting ideas, some not-so-interesting ideas. For Want of a Nail, Time-travel, and AUs.
Crossover - Anime X-overs & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 145,374 - Reviews: 628 - Favs: 1,106 - Follows: 939 - Updated: 12/24/2018 - Published: 9/9/2012
Storybook Hero by dogbertcarroll reviews
Harry is sure he's living in a fairy tale with himself as the hero. Really, what else makes sense?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,978 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 3,734 - Follows: 4,183 - Updated: 12/20/2018 - Published: 11/30/2011 - Harry P.
Fallout 3: Mutatis Mutandis by commandocucumber reviews
The final part of the Modus Operandi trilogy. Brutus and his mutants make their play for the capital wasteland in the last chapter of a war 116 years in the making.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 170,192 - Reviews: 1357 - Favs: 594 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 12/3/2018 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Lone Wanderer, Sarah Lyons
Biomass Effect by Beastrider9 reviews
All life on Earth had been consumed by Blacklight. With no Biomass to feed on, Blacklight had to evolve, adapt, and grow. Now a collective Council of Aliens discovers the existence of such a life form. How do the aliens see a form of life that is viral, how they deal with it, what are the consequences to the galaxy of such a race existing at all.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Prototype - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 59 - Words: 303,766 - Reviews: 2631 - Favs: 3,562 - Follows: 3,992 - Updated: 12/3/2018 - Published: 8/8/2014
Rise of Namikaze Naruto by Zukara reviews
Naruto learns of his father the night he beats Mizuki. He has vowed to surpass all of the Hokage's and earn the title, Namikaze Naruto. New clothes, new attitude, new love. Naruto is on his way to become what he was born to be... A Namikaze.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 171,933 - Reviews: 1838 - Favs: 6,025 - Follows: 6,445 - Updated: 11/11/2018 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
What If? by Rorschach's Blot reviews
A place for odd story bits that drip out of my brain.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 130,262 - Reviews: 1966 - Favs: 2,654 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 11/6/2018 - Published: 4/14/2007
Second Chances by enzhe reviews
Naruto disappeared. Minato found him (12 years too late). Gritty modern AU. COMPLETE.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Suspense - Chapters: 42 - Words: 251,961 - Reviews: 1073 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 1,295 - Updated: 11/3/2018 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Hinata H., Minato N. - Complete
Lighting Up the Dark by Velorien reviews
AU inspired by an omake in HPMOR. 12 years ago, the Fourth Hokage gave his life to seal Kyubey, the Nine-Brained Demon Fox, into the infant Naruto. Now, the time has come for a smarter, more creative Naruto to take on a world in which quick thinking and a solid grasp of strategy are worth a dozen rare techniques, and a brilliant mind can challenge even the deepest darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 171,273 - Reviews: 1022 - Favs: 1,900 - Follows: 2,275 - Updated: 11/1/2018 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Naruto U.
The Best Laid Plans by arun2110 reviews
Madara had a plan. The Yondaime ruined it. Madara made another plan. One that could not fail. But the best laid plans of mice and men often go awry and this one had just run straight into the number one most surprising ninja in Konoha, one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 38 - Words: 194,612 - Reviews: 1282 - Favs: 2,394 - Follows: 2,302 - Updated: 10/15/2018 - Published: 1/26/2008 - Naruto U.
A Study in Magic by Books of Change reviews
When Professor McGonagall went to visit Harry Watson, son of Mr. Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson, to deliver his Hogwarts letter, she was in the mindset of performing a familiar if stressful annual routine. Consequently, she was not prepared to find Harry Potter at 221B Baker Street. BBC Sherlock HP crossover AU
Crossover - Harry Potter & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 82 - Words: 515,886 - Reviews: 5495 - Favs: 7,072 - Follows: 5,421 - Updated: 8/31/2018 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Harry P., Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Invincible TechnoMage by Clell65619 reviews
Harry Potter and the Marvel Universe. 5 year old Harry accompanies the Dursleys on a Business trip to Stark International, where an industrial accident kills all of Harry's living relatives. A very different Harry goes to Hogwarts. Dating, Romance, noship
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ironman - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 25 - Words: 208,886 - Reviews: 6223 - Favs: 12,779 - Follows: 15,318 - Updated: 8/28/2018 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Harry P., A. E. Stark/Tony
Tangled Web by Ruinous Crow reviews
Peter already wasn't dealing well with the whole Spiderman thing, and then all of this happened. He has his own problems, but somehow or another he keeps stumbling into other people's too. Pre-Avengers, slow buildup.
Crossover - Spider-Man & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 54,002 - Reviews: 561 - Favs: 1,806 - Follows: 2,378 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man, Iron Man/Tony S.
The Daddy Thing by Ruinous Crow reviews
Kushina's early demise changes everything. Who said that mothers were more important than fathers?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 101,260 - Reviews: 796 - Favs: 3,898 - Follows: 2,822 - Updated: 8/17/2018 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Naruto: Look to the Stars by Beastrider9 reviews
While in the Orphanage Naruto comes across a strange book. This Book holds ancient forbidden knowledge no man was meant to know. The Necronomicon has entered the ninja world.
Crossover - Naruto & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 163 - Words: 537,171 - Reviews: 1162 - Favs: 1,489 - Follows: 1,145 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 5/3/2013 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Newest Challenger by Kenchi618 reviews
No way home? Maybe so. But one Uzumaki Naruto doesn't believe that. This world is strange, filled with interesting people and things, but no matter where you are one thing never changes; with a strong will anything is possible. A few clones never hurt either.
Crossover - Street Fighter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 805,926 - Reviews: 4807 - Favs: 3,946 - Follows: 3,196 - Updated: 8/9/2018 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley reviews
Milo, a genre-savvy D&D Wizard and Adventurer Extraordinaire is forced to attend Hogwarts, and soon finds himself plunged into a new adventure of magic, mad old Wizards, metagaming, misunderstandings, and munchkinry. Updates monthly.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 74 - Words: 314,214 - Reviews: 6555 - Favs: 6,422 - Follows: 7,259 - Updated: 8/2/2018 - Published: 5/7/2012
Branches by To Mockingbird reviews
Kakashi falls off a tree and lands in a different world. Literally. Now he's in a dimension where nothing makes sense—but he's used to that. Kakashi plans to wreak as much havoc as he can and find his way home . . . if he can.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 60,428 - Reviews: 1355 - Favs: 3,826 - Follows: 3,757 - Updated: 8/1/2018 - Published: 8/19/2014 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H., Minato N. - Complete
Persephone by sunflowerb reviews
She was meant to be the price for peace; her life in exchange for the Dragon Master's mercy. Her captor wasn't supposed to be a ghost from her past, and she wasn't supposed to become his ally...or his lover. And when news spreads of a blonde-haired girl at the Dragon Master's side, there will be repercussions for dragons and Vikings alike. AU. hiccstrid. multichap
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 43 - Words: 238,787 - Reviews: 3558 - Favs: 5,440 - Follows: 5,361 - Updated: 7/29/2018 - Published: 10/6/2014 - [Astrid, Hiccup] Stoick, Toothless - Complete
Far Too Many Time Travelers by Lord Jeram reviews
Someone has a daring plan to go back in time and fix everything. No wait, not him, I meant the other... how many people have time traveled anyway? Poor Harry seems to be the only normal one left.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,779 - Reviews: 465 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,850 - Updated: 7/3/2018 - Published: 2/9/2011 - Harry P.
Written in Reverse by JMenace reviews
Once the possibility of chakra migrating through time and space has been accepted, the soul is only a lunging step away. Two legendary lovers escape to the past in order to save themselves, each other, and maybe the world- if there's time. A story of transmigration, yandere tendencies, and far more spiritual incest than Naruto ever signed up for. (Time Travel) (Naru/fem!Sasu) (AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,653 - Reviews: 1194 - Favs: 4,313 - Follows: 4,465 - Updated: 7/1/2018 - Published: 11/12/2014 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
Close Enough - The Redux! by MarcyLarson reviews
Back from the dead, after all these years! A chronological series of blurbs written from the perspective of Krieg's inner voice. As a warning, there are some dark/suicidal themes ahead. As well as blood and violence, since that's just how it be on this bitch of a planet.
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 21,551 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 259 - Updated: 6/25/2018 - Published: 6/1/2013 - [Maya, Krieg] Zer0, Axton
The Unforeseen Variable by FractiousDay reviews
Rewrite is up: As the Wizarding World crumbles around him, Harry Potter, unable to die a natural death, casts himself into Oblivion. Intercepted by a powerful magical artifact he journeys across the frozen land he has found himself in. But as he builds a new life in Mundus the Thalmor, Daedric Princes, and Empire all take notice of the Master of Death. (deadfic)
Crossover - Harry Potter & Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 185,956 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 2,803 - Follows: 2,553 - Updated: 6/11/2018 - Published: 5/22/2013 - Harry P., Dragonborn/Dovahkiin - Complete
Common Interests by Snapegirlkmf reviews
Sequel to Common Ground. After Halloween, Snape and Harry begin to bond even more as they discover some common interests. But will it stand the test of time . . .and can Sev protect Harry from the evil that stalks him? AU, Sev/Harry mentor/guardian story. Complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 51 - Words: 291,323 - Reviews: 3339 - Favs: 1,716 - Follows: 1,772 - Updated: 6/10/2018 - Published: 10/16/2010 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
Incident Report by MoonClaimed reviews
Whoever decided it was a good idea to leave Naruto alone with three twelve year olds for a YEAR should be stabbed. Repeatedly.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 39,425 - Reviews: 1060 - Favs: 4,147 - Follows: 4,130 - Updated: 6/4/2018 - Published: 4/26/2012 - Naruto U.
The Melancholy of Her Goodbye by ClutteredHailey14 reviews
It was so easy for him to say goodbye. It was not the case for her.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 104,955 - Reviews: 1149 - Favs: 807 - Follows: 830 - Updated: 6/3/2018 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Kagemane Complete by Anbu-Dave reviews
Shikamaru makes a single, different choice at the beginning of the chunin exams. With it he makes a mortal enemy of Orochimaru and must try to outmaneuver the sanin. Adventure/humor/romance.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 234,469 - Reviews: 411 - Favs: 818 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Shikamaru N.
Atlas by Kagaseo reviews
"My name is Naruto Uzumaki. I don't have chakra. I can't walk on walls, I can't breath fire, and I certainly can't make a clone of myself. Who cares? I'm awesome anyway." Can Naruto be a good ninja in a world where everyone BUT him has superpowers? Yes. Yes he can.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 187,252 - Reviews: 1123 - Favs: 2,297 - Follows: 2,198 - Updated: 5/9/2018 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Naruto U.
Hogwarts Battle School by Kwan Li reviews
AU. Voldemort kills Dumbledore but is defeated by a child. In the aftermath, Snape becomes the Headmaster and radically changes Hogwarts. Harry Potter of House Slytherin begins his Third Year at Hogwarts Battle School and realizes that friend and foe are too similar for his liking. Competing with allies and enemies, Harry finds there is a cost to winning.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 52 - Words: 367,472 - Reviews: 2469 - Favs: 3,288 - Follows: 3,928 - Updated: 4/2/2018 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S., Blaise Z.
Konoha's Stolen Hero by Apex Soldier reviews
Naruto, Konoha's hero, the boy who would protect them from the Kyubi. However, what if, on the night of his birth, he was stolen? Follow Naruto as he grows up in a new home and develops a hatred for his old home and father... Also angst/romance/etc... AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 156,036 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 505 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 3/28/2018 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Hinata H., Naruto U.
Lady Stark by Jpena reviews
"I don't understand father?" She said with a puzzled brow. "Baratheon is to marry one of the Tully girls." Cersei felt such anger toward her father. "What am I to make of this father?" "You are to marry Eddard Stark, Lord of Winterfell."
Game of Thrones - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 94 - Words: 277,911 - Reviews: 2592 - Favs: 4,103 - Follows: 3,798 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 6/8/2014 - Eddard S., Cersei L. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 3 - Harry's Year off by BajaB reviews
Sequel - Read the others first, of course. Lazy!harry is back for another year of doing nothing. This will not be a long story. Sorry for the wait.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,981 - Reviews: 676 - Favs: 3,436 - Follows: 1,547 - Updated: 3/10/2018 - Published: 11/23/2014 - Complete
Steel Revolution by Nara7K reviews
After isolating himself from the other champions and League matches for six months, Mordekaiser had been awoken by the Institute once more. The Master of Metal finds himself living in a chaotic "household," fighting in the Summoner's Rift, and facing many unique situations that he'd never thought of facing before. Hopefully, the iron man would stay safe and healthy.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 343,707 - Reviews: 486 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 3/5/2018 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Mordekaiser, Sona
Son of the Sea God by Sassenach082 reviews
Zeus kills Sally Jackson with his master bolt when Percy is six months old, drastically changing Percy's life and the course of his future. AU.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,921 - Reviews: 5395 - Favs: 10,177 - Follows: 11,043 - Updated: 2/17/2018 - Published: 11/17/2012 - Percy J., Poseidon, Triton, Amphitrite
Drifting by AlphaDelta1001 reviews
Naruto is many things; troublesome, wild, unpredictable, adventurous, untamable, unique. But there's a benefit to being wild and unpredictable; no one has the faintest idea what you're going to do next. NarutoHarem
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 1,101,134 - Reviews: 6280 - Favs: 8,987 - Follows: 8,065 - Updated: 2/16/2018 - Published: 12/25/2012 - Naruto U.
The Number 1 Hyperactive, Knucklehead Master by Kenchi618 reviews
A little bit of misdirection was needed to coax Naruto into Jiraiya's infamous three-year training trip... but was this really the kind of 'training' that was supposed to happen? Rated for language and possible situations later on.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 28 - Words: 339,511 - Reviews: 2395 - Favs: 3,547 - Follows: 3,163 - Updated: 2/14/2018 - Published: 1/5/2012 - [Naruto U., Janine/Anzu] Jiraiya
Ouroboros: Shippuuden by maneyan reviews
Embedded in the most dangerous organisation of missing-nins in the world, Orochmaru's old apprentice walks the kunai's edge. Meanwhile, Kimiko refuses to give up on her brother and if need be, she'll tear down heaven and earth to find him again. Sequel to Naruto: Ouroboros.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,908 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 1,865 - Updated: 2/13/2018 - Published: 6/23/2015
Farrago by B.C Daily reviews
A medley of unconnected drabbles focusing on James and Lily.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 35,676 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 932 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 1/30/2018 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Well Groomed Mind by Lady Khali reviews
On Halloween 1994, Harry learns his mind isn't his own. On Samhain morn, he vows to question everything. Armed with logic and an unlikely ally, Harry makes a last ditch bid to reclaim his life. The goal: survive at all costs.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 30 - Words: 193,050 - Reviews: 4174 - Favs: 9,407 - Follows: 10,476 - Updated: 12/30/2017 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Harry P.
Naruto: Soldiers of Fortune by Kenchi618 reviews
AU in a more modern urban setting. Will be EPIC in length. Things aren't as they appear in this world. With a normal life out of reach, can Naruto figure out the mysteries that surround his existence and survive long enough to cash in on the potentially lucrative (and dangerous) career path of the mercenary? ...Either way it beats actually working for a living. NarutoxFem. Kyuubi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 52 - Words: 424,252 - Reviews: 1706 - Favs: 2,563 - Follows: 2,241 - Updated: 12/29/2017 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Plucking Strings by Digitize27 reviews
A chance collision early in Naruto's life will irrevocably change the path he takes; what happens when Naruto's views are shifted before even his dream to become Hokage? Where will his new path take him, and how many strings will he pull or threads will he trip over along the way? Puppeteer!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 49 - Words: 281,182 - Reviews: 2897 - Favs: 4,524 - Follows: 3,906 - Updated: 12/24/2017 - Published: 7/1/2014 - Naruto U. - Complete
Our Love Is Problematic by Finn Solomon reviews
Shepard finds himself falling in love with the violent, complex woman known only as Jack. This is the story of their relationship from Mass Effect 2 and beyond. Rated M for language, violence and suggestive themes. Mass Effect 3 arc now in progress!
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 359,641 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 465 - Follows: 473 - Updated: 12/22/2017 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Shepard (M), Jack
A Painful Path by Plagius reviews
Madara didn't intend to destroy Konoha when he summoned the Kyuubi. His true plan was to obtain a weapon without equal, and thanks to the Yondaime that was what he now had. Born as one of the Akatsuki, and armed with the eyes of the Rikudō Sennin, Naruto must now find a way to achieve the impossible. To see his master's goal realized and bring peace to the world. Rinnegan!Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,191 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 569 - Follows: 637 - Updated: 11/28/2017 - Published: 4/7/2013 - Naruto U., Konan
The Adventures Of Harry Potter, the Video Game: Exploited by michaelsuave reviews
Harry Potter catches Voldemort's AK to the noggin only to find out that his life is a video game and he forgot to save. So what does he do? Does he return on Hard mode and work for the challenge? Heck No! Harry uses every exploit, grind, or underhanded tactic he can get his hands on. His life may be a video game, but nobody plays Harry Potter. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 101,061 - Reviews: 4203 - Favs: 10,933 - Follows: 13,036 - Updated: 9/3/2017 - Published: 9/22/2013 - Harry P.
Applied Cultural Anthropology, or by jacobk reviews
... How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Cruciatus. Albus Dumbledore always worried about the parallels between Harry Potter and Tom Riddle. But let's be honest, Harry never really had the drive to be the next dark lord. Of course, things may have turned out quite differently if one of the other muggle-raised Gryffindors wound up in Slytherin instead.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 168,240 - Reviews: 3372 - Favs: 6,041 - Follows: 7,590 - Updated: 8/31/2017 - Published: 4/26/2013 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Doom: The Kanto Saga by Sir Chris reviews
This is the story of Doctor Doom's Pokemon adventure, where every Pokemon can be improved with the magic of science and where blood is most certainly not optional. Features Magikarp as the starter, gym battles to the death, and a lot of evil laughter. Doom currently has four badges, is kind of the boss of Team Rocket now, and Sabrina is a love interest of sorts.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 201 - Words: 119,730 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 8/30/2017 - Published: 3/6/2011
Identity by MarauderLover7 reviews
Harry Potter was a highly unusual boy, even among wizards. The most noteworthy thing about him, however, was his talent for getting himself into trouble, which surpassed even that of his godfather. Sequel to "Innocent" and "Initiate".
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 45 - Words: 145,202 - Reviews: 1157 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 11/29/2014 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Burnt by lastcrazyhorn reviews
A disabled Harry comes to Hogwarts story. Everyone expects him to be like his dad, but how can he be with such a different past? A Slytherin Harry takes on Hogwarts in an unusual way.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,042 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 5,780 - Follows: 5,975 - Updated: 8/20/2017 - Published: 3/29/2011 - Harry P., Severus S. - Complete
The Lives Worth Saving by cywsaphyre reviews
Naruto, at 26, has lived through 10 years of war. At the end, with nothing left to call home, he sends himself back to the beginning, to the day of his younger self's graduation, in an attempt to change it all. Time travel AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 134,188 - Reviews: 4071 - Favs: 14,382 - Follows: 13,096 - Updated: 8/13/2017 - Published: 2/3/2012 - Naruto U.
The Swarm of War by VexMaster reviews
A nerd has reincarnated as a Zerg Larva... and now he has been dropped into the Warhammer 40K. There is no time for peace. No Respite. No forgiveness. There is only WAR and the Swarm!
Crossover - StarCraft & Warhammer - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 87 - Words: 582,026 - Reviews: 2651 - Favs: 2,823 - Follows: 2,767 - Updated: 8/12/2017 - Published: 6/14/2011
Legacy of Uzushiogakure by Marquis Black reviews
The 2nd Shinobi World War left Uzu destroyed out of fear. Its inhabitants were left slaughtered or scattered. However, what if the members of Uzushio's famed Uzumaki weren't as scattered as people thought? What would it mean for one Uzumaki Naruto?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 32 - Words: 275,330 - Reviews: 2423 - Favs: 6,012 - Follows: 6,395 - Updated: 8/11/2017 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Naruto U.
Uzumaki and Uchiha by Lucillia reviews
Sasuke and Naruto discover that they're distant cousins after they both activate the Sharingan on the bridge in Wave. Family is family, and they won't let anything happen to the only family they have left, even if they want to strangle each-other.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,620 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 2,747 - Updated: 8/9/2017 - Published: 8/15/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Just Check Both by Lucillia reviews
Moments in the life of a Naruto who inherited a rather useless Kekkei Genkai from his father. Not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 538 - Favs: 1,981 - Follows: 1,701 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Naruto U.
Emperor by Marquis Black reviews
Some men live their whole lives at peace and are content. Others are born with an unquenchable fire and change the world forever. Inspired by the rise of Napoleon, Augustus, Nobunaga, and T'sao T'sao. Very AU.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 677,023 - Reviews: 2052 - Favs: 3,869 - Follows: 3,570 - Updated: 7/31/2017 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Harry P.
Minimum Requirement by Lucillia reviews
A pair of shinobi come up with a rather novel way of shirking Naruto watching duty when one of them learns the minimum requirements for enrollment in Konoha's Ninja Academy.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,559 - Reviews: 783 - Favs: 3,136 - Follows: 3,397 - Updated: 7/30/2017 - Published: 5/1/2013 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S., Kō H., Fugaku U.
The Sapphire Flame by TintedS reviews
The war with the fire nation is over. The Avatar has won. Balance slowly begins to return to the world, but somewhere turmoil remains. A young woman's sorrow consumes her. Can the Avatar help piece a broken soul back together? Azula/Aang fanfic
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 39 - Words: 112,822 - Reviews: 585 - Favs: 911 - Follows: 982 - Updated: 7/28/2017 - Published: 1/3/2012 - Aang, Azula
Variant Strain by scriviner reviews
Prototype/Spider-man(Marvel) Fusion. For most, adolescence is a time of change and growth. For some, the changes are a bit more drastic than expected. Peter struggles with a changing world, an even more changeable body and more questions than he has answers for. He tries to understand where his strange new powers come from and the most important question of all... what happened?
Crossover - Spider-Man & Prototype - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Mystery - Chapters: 75 - Words: 319,894 - Reviews: 1437 - Favs: 2,789 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 7/22/2017 - Published: 10/25/2012 - Peter P./Spider-Man
Prodigal Delinquent by Ethereal Euphoria reviews
AU. Little Harry Potter knew from the moment he defied the laws of gravity and made a pebble accelerate at a freefall of 8.9 m/s 2, that he was going to have fun learning about the rules of all the known universe… and breaking every single one of them. WARNING: Sporadic Updates.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,498 - Reviews: 2094 - Favs: 6,799 - Follows: 8,485 - Updated: 6/18/2017 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Harry P.
Mass Effect: The Hopeless War by ProfFartBurger reviews
A/U- In the 21st century, the Batarian Hegemony discovers a beautifully violent species known as 'Humans'. After deciding to enslave the entire race, and turn them into their own personal slave warriors, the so-called Masters of War must go against the Makers of Slaves. But is it truly possible to combat an alien threat, when your own species can barely even leave its only home?
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 150,917 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 801 - Follows: 895 - Updated: 6/11/2017 - Published: 5/11/2013 - OC
Unplanned Paternity by TwinTrouble reviews
Indefinite babysitting duty was so not on Kakashi's list of things he wanted to do with his life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 151,206 - Reviews: 3516 - Favs: 6,612 - Follows: 6,832 - Updated: 5/28/2017 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
Harry Potter: The Overlord Returns Home by Gwydion669 reviews
Harry dies. Harry wakes up and becomes the Overlord. After conquering his world, he decides to return home and take care of unfinished business. AU : Evil Harry, not Dark : H/Hr : Harry/Harem : Romance : Twisted/Dark : Hopefully funny
Crossover - Harry Potter & Overlord - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 129,967 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 2,154 - Follows: 2,326 - Updated: 5/24/2017 - Published: 7/20/2011
Alliance Personnel File: LCDR SHEPARD, J by FluffyCannibal reviews
Shepard survived the Crucible. These are the Alliance files charting his time spent recovering in hospital. COMEDY, not to be taken too seriously. **WARNING** Shepard has hacked my account and is replying to all reviews. Proceed with caution.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,515 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/31/2017 - Published: 5/30/2013 - Admiral Hackett, Shepard (M)
Oh Great A Sword by Hypno reviews
Uzumaki Naruto, apprenticed to Gekkou Hayate. Thrust into a world of assassination and blacked out files, what's a hormonal teenager to do? At the brink of war, Konoha must push aside all thoughts of honor and valor. Extremely AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,464 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 367 - Follows: 386 - Updated: 3/22/2017 - Published: 9/24/2008 - Naruto U.
Symbiosis by ConstructiveWriter reviews
In a different life Ash Ketchum looks upon his world from an unique perspective.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 41 - Words: 349,551 - Reviews: 1729 - Favs: 2,668 - Follows: 2,464 - Updated: 3/6/2017 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Ash K./Satoshi
Family Reunion Extended Version by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto left the village for the first time on the mission to guard the bridge builder Tazuna, he ended up finding something unexpected across the battlefield...a living relative.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 28,064 - Reviews: 790 - Favs: 3,440 - Follows: 3,597 - Updated: 2/26/2017 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Naruto U., Zabuza M.
Snowflakes by bonsei reviews
A series of drabbles taking place before, during, and after the movie. So many little stories have yet to be told...
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 89 - Words: 65,594 - Reviews: 5005 - Favs: 1,903 - Follows: 1,833 - Updated: 2/18/2017 - Published: 11/23/2012
Iron Hearts: The Shanxi Campaign by Dr1ft3r0I reviews
Humanity found the Prothean ruins on Mars, but the data was corrupted. So, what happens when a race develops outside of the Reapers plans? And what of the machines of war that humanity has made?
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,460 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,354 - Follows: 1,694 - Updated: 2/9/2017 - Published: 8/11/2013
It's not the Raptor DNA by SkullsandDuggery reviews
"Her hateful gaze was all too familiar, almost a mirror when he saw past the crimson color, and slit pupils." Because we all know the scientists of Jurassic World had proven themselves incapable of exercising discipline when it came to temptations. Why would it be any different with creating the Indominus? Constructive criticism is welcome and appreciated!
Jurassic Park - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 89 - Words: 720,118 - Reviews: 5800 - Favs: 3,915 - Follows: 3,337 - Updated: 2/5/2017 - Published: 6/15/2015 - Owen, Indominus Rex
Back Again, Harry? by Jedi Buttercup reviews
WIP. Harry makes a different choice in King's Cross and is given the double edged gift of a second chance. Time Travel AU, DH canon.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 74,412 - Reviews: 3572 - Favs: 8,044 - Follows: 10,776 - Updated: 1/12/2017 - Published: 7/31/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Live Love Lily by Heraclas reviews
"Want to make him jealous?" James whispered in my ear. I looked again at Severus. His eyes were still on me. "Yes," I growled recklessly. James flipped me around, pulled me up to his body and kissed me before I had the slightest idea of what he was doing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 69,362 - Reviews: 280 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 1/5/2017 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Sirius B., James P., Lily Evans P., Severus S.
My Grandfather Was A WHAT? ! by Lucillia reviews
Harry rather complicates his life and unwittingly gets revenge on his relatives when he sends out a letter addressed to "A Blood Relative Who Isn't Petunia or Dudley" and a former follower of Grindelwald who'd just gotten out of prison and was looking for a place to stay receives it.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 597 - Favs: 2,440 - Follows: 3,278 - Updated: 1/4/2017 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Petunia D., Vernon D., Dudley D.
Under the Radar by Hipstergecko reviews
Gohan is living life as a secret superhero, but Videl is making it her business to find him out! How will Gohan manage her and Saiyan hormones? Will he fess up? Or will he try to live his life -puts on sunglasses- "Under the Radar"? *applause* Thank you! Thank you! And GOODNIGHT! G/V obviously. Rated T because adult situations and language in later chapters. COMPLETE!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 222,830 - Reviews: 690 - Favs: 921 - Follows: 821 - Updated: 1/2/2017 - Published: 10/3/2014 - Gohan, Videl - Complete
A Drop of Poison by Angel of Snapdragons reviews
WIP An unconscious Iruka forces Naruto to return to the academy for another year. It also marks the beginnings of a prank whose far-reaching consequences will shake Konoha to its foundations.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 194,748 - Reviews: 7690 - Favs: 13,440 - Follows: 14,353 - Updated: 12/3/2016 - Published: 10/3/2008 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Harry Potter and the Darkest Vindications by Xarkun reviews
How Harry's life would have changed had he never heard that Dark Wizards come from Slytherin. Would he still be the hero we know and love, or would he become even worse than Voldemort? How would he navigate obstacles? Who would help him along the way?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,491 - Reviews: 985 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 1,190 - Updated: 11/23/2016 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Harry P.
Sage by Digitize27 reviews
When Naruto is given a gift considered legendary even in a world where walking on water is a daily occurrence for some, will it lead him on a path towards peace or will the consequences of said gift leave a hole in his heart too large to fill?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 93 - Words: 511,296 - Reviews: 7342 - Favs: 9,651 - Follows: 6,924 - Updated: 11/13/2016 - Published: 7/13/2013 - Naruto U., Fū, OC - Complete
Unexpected Lessons by Razamataz22 reviews
'There's always someone better than you,' is a quote that every fighter should live by. Videl just didn't expect to find someone better than her in her own class.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,174 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 839 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 11/7/2016 - Published: 4/20/2014 - Gohan, Videl
THW by JMenace reviews
(Being rewritten) Naruto's chakra is warped at birth. Instead of strengthening his body and mind, it shrieks and wails like wind through his coils. Thrust into a war of ruthless shinobi and roaming Bijuu, he'll need the resolve to fight through his greatest weakness and survive- or, the determination to make it his greatest strength and win. (Lovecraftian AU)
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 212,784 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 2,457 - Follows: 2,284 - Updated: 10/13/2016 - Published: 9/23/2012 - Naruto U.
Leviathan of the Maelstrom by AkumaKami64 reviews
Demonic chakra can sometimes have some unpredictable side effects on Jutsu. So, when Naruto used it to summon a Toad, he got something else instead. To be specific, a seemingly infinitely long sea monster that thinks Toads are useless and that Jiraiya is a child molester. Bijuu, Summons, make way for a real monster! Pairing Undecided.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,547 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 1,409 - Follows: 1,492 - Updated: 9/23/2016 - Published: 6/11/2015 - Naruto U.
The Demon's Disciple by Iwik reviews
7 Years after Cell, Gohan is entering High School! Will he be able to make some friends, or is it a recipe for disaster sending him to Satan City? Everything up to Goku's decision to stay death happened, after that things will deviate. Gohan has stepped up as Protector, with some help from characters who were underdeveloped in the original series. Enjoy! Romance later in the story.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 65,079 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 9/15/2016 - Published: 10/16/2014 - [Gohan, Videl]
Clark Kent Returns by Lucillia reviews
The Kents found Kal-El in 1908. As they say, all things pass in time: Perry, Jimmy, Bruce, Lois, even Clark. And yet, Superman still endures. The thing is, Clark Kent was more than a mask Superman wore at the Daily Planet; and for the cold and burned-out Superman to be the hero he once was, he's going to have to bring Clark back in a world that has long-since passed him by.
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,773 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 367 - Updated: 9/4/2016 - Published: 8/15/2014 - Clark K./Kal-El/Superman
Mannequin by Kamehameha Kitty reviews
Three secrets about myself: 1. I've been to Kami's lookout. 2. I've saved the world. 3. I am the Golden Fighter.
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 71,735 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 432 - Follows: 598 - Updated: 8/25/2016 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Gohan, Videl
Life in Konoha's ANBU by Shezza reviews
ANBU!Naruto. Drafted into ANBU at a young age, Naruto is guided to the path of a Captain. Leader of Team Sigma, the Hokage's Personal Guard, Naruto will lead his team and defend his Village to the best of his ability. Threats besiege the Land of Fire from all sides, and only Naruto stands before them...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 53 - Words: 370,954 - Reviews: 5084 - Favs: 7,997 - Follows: 7,558 - Updated: 8/6/2016 - Published: 4/1/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Synchronicity by slexenskee reviews
Ever since the seal broke, Naruto's life has changed. He's been thrust into ANBU: he's starting to lose sight of which half is him and which half is his demon, he can't seem to find his way back to team seven, and he's been having these weird dreams - with a sky wrenched apart by a broken moon, a man with a staff, and a version of him with glowing, nine-tomoe eyes.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 148,461 - Reviews: 1644 - Favs: 3,327 - Follows: 3,515 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 6/21/2008 - Naruto U., Yugao U., Kyuubi/Kurama, Yamato
Thicker than Water by Scandalacious Intentions reviews
AU. A series of prompted and connected one-shots focusing on the lives of the Lupins post DH, from 1998 to 2018. Lupin adjusts to a paid position, Tonks is still trying to bridge the gap between minx and mother, and Teddy is adjusting to being an elder sibling to a wide-eyed hellraiser.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,046 - Reviews: 253 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 130 - Updated: 7/8/2016 - Published: 9/5/2012 - Remus L., N. Tonks, Teddy L.
The Katarn Side by Darth Marrs reviews
An aged, broken Jedi general came to Earth hoping to retire. However, when he went to a park and saw a young boy with unlimited Force potential getting the snot beat out of him, he knew the Force was not through making his life interesting.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 32 - Words: 137,628 - Reviews: 3343 - Favs: 5,841 - Follows: 5,003 - Updated: 6/25/2016 - Published: 10/24/2015 - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 6,333 - Follows: 6,222 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
The Best Laid Plans of Mice and Men by Lucillia reviews
When Naruto decides to skip past the Kage Bunshin and picks another jutsu to learn from the Forbidden Scroll, Madara - who'd dearly love to kill the brat - is left scrambling to salvage his plans.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 1066 - Favs: 4,262 - Follows: 4,466 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 5/6/2013 - Naruto U., Madara U.
A Marauder's Plan by CatsAreCool reviews
Sirius decides to stay in England after escaping Hogwarts and makes protecting Harry his priority. AU GOF.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 87 - Words: 893,787 - Reviews: 11218 - Favs: 15,751 - Follows: 11,649 - Updated: 6/13/2016 - Published: 4/21/2012 - Harry P., Sirius B. - Complete
Shinobi: Team 7 by Gallyrat reviews
There's a saying, amongst the men and women of the Land of Fire: You can be a hero, or you can be a Shinobi. There's a response, amongst the men and woman of Team 7: Fuck that. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 120,605 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 1,838 - Follows: 1,996 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 4/30/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Team Seven
Last Chance by Laume reviews
AU. In 1938, Albus Dumbledore heads to a London orphanage to deliver a letter to a muggleborn student, and decides to be reasonable when encountering Tommy Riddle.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 57,200 - Reviews: 1434 - Favs: 2,644 - Follows: 3,252 - Updated: 6/12/2016 - Published: 8/8/2008 - Albus D., Tom R. Jr.
One Hundred and One Lifetimes by Fresh C reviews
Naruto had an idea. Usually such a thing was met with hesitance and fear, but it was clearly the best option. Akatsuki would eventually find him. With his current level of power even their weakest member would certainly kill him. And so he devised a plan
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 8 - Words: 57,157 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 6/9/2016 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Naruto U.
Mass Effect: Clash of Civilizations by Eterna1Soldier reviews
In 2157 a Citadel Council exploratory vessel is tasked with opening a dormant Relay into unknown regions of the galaxy. What they find is something they never expected. What happens when two civilizations centered around different technologies clash?
Crossover - Halo & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 96,812 - Reviews: 3394 - Favs: 5,052 - Follows: 5,931 - Updated: 5/22/2016 - Published: 10/13/2011 - Tali'Zorah
A Different Legend by Infamous Storm reviews
Naruto is one of the most talented shinobi to have ever graced the ninja world in the past five hundred years. Sadly, he uses his brilliance to get out of work rather than do it himself. Too bad having a fox in your gut complicates things... AU. Mysteries abound. "Suspension of Disbelief" required because of absurdity.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 81,122 - Reviews: 1429 - Favs: 2,179 - Follows: 2,189 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 2/13/2013 - Naruto U.
Gamebreaking by Stall Walt reviews
The Institute of War regularly places regulations on their champions in order to balance the playing fields. Here are their rulings.
League of Legends - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 7,201 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 5/13/2016 - Published: 4/13/2012
A Dark Dawn by Ave Imperium reviews
A new race was discovered and annihilated. A century passed and Citadel space forgot, but Humanity never did.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Horror/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 143,972 - Reviews: 998 - Favs: 1,945 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 4/12/2016 - Published: 8/21/2014 - Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M) - Complete
Breaking the Rules by 10000 Fists reviews
Naruto uses a jutsu from the Scroll of Forbidden Seals, and gets a lot more than he bargained for! Catapulted to the Marvel Movie-Verse, can Naruto find his way back, or even survive this strange new world? Rated M for Gratuitous Violence, and eventual sensual content. Eventual Sarcastic!Naruto, Not-Dumb!Naruto.
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 53,030 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,190 - Follows: 1,451 - Updated: 3/30/2016 - Published: 1/15/2013 - Naruto U.
Dragonborn in Westeros by Duesal Bladesinger reviews
Colin didn't know who he pissed off, but he woke up cold and hungry in the middle of a snowy wasteland. Being the Dragonborn really sucked sometimes. [A Dragonborn appears Beyond the Wall story.]
Crossover - Elder Scroll series & A song of Ice and Fire - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 12,683 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 519 - Follows: 692 - Updated: 3/23/2016 - Published: 1/8/2016 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Tormund G., Ygritte
Invisible by Twisted Skys reviews
He's been invisible for so long, it's hard to be seen sometimes. One-shots and mini archs of Jack's life.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 88 - Words: 109,898 - Reviews: 3837 - Favs: 2,912 - Follows: 2,541 - Updated: 3/17/2016 - Published: 11/23/2012 - Jack Frost
Fakers! by TheGreatHibiki reviews
It was a bad joke, one heard from her mother that brought about a great change in both her own life, and the life of a man who became her most precious person.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 73,029 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 1,715 - Follows: 936 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 1/16/2011 - [Naruto U., Ino Y.] - Complete
Memories by TheGreatHibiki reviews
Sakura asked Ino to use her clan jutsu to learn the secret of Naruto's solid henge transformations, and when she does, Ino learns just how fragile his world really is. Up For Adoption
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 35,231 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 1,157 - Follows: 1,208 - Updated: 3/15/2016 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Magical Relations by evansentranced reviews
AU First Year onward: Harry's relatives were shocked when the Hogwarts letters came. Not because Harry got into Hogwarts. They had expected that. But Dudley, on the other hand...That had been a surprise. Currently in 5th year. *Reviews contain SPOILERS!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 71 - Words: 269,602 - Reviews: 5893 - Favs: 7,101 - Follows: 8,692 - Updated: 3/9/2016 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Harry P., Dudley D.
Team 7's Ascension: Blood Wings by Eilyfe reviews
In unity lies strength; each leaf is important or the beauty of the tree is lost. Some bonds, however, are difficult to forge and even harder to keep. The tide of blood nears, drums thunder, and three Genin stand tall as the world spirals into madness. [AU]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 205,713 - Reviews: 2170 - Favs: 6,727 - Follows: 4,899 - Updated: 3/8/2016 - Published: 12/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Sakura H., Kakashi H. - Complete
Transcendent Humanity by Solaris242 reviews
Humanity never developed FTL. The Prothean archives contained no technology, no Element Zero, just a warning. Isolated from the rest of the galaxy for two thousand years, restricted to their only system, how will humanity have changed when they first meet the Turians? AU, alternate history of humanity and First Contact.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 18 - Words: 40,604 - Reviews: 2082 - Favs: 6,469 - Follows: 7,482 - Updated: 3/1/2016 - Published: 5/7/2013
Sleepwalking by love comes and goes reviews
In which Ino wakes up one morning and finds herself in the arms of one Uzumaki Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 10,730 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 1,214 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 2/29/2016 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Ino Y., Naruto U.
Failure by Liffae reviews
Team 7 didn't pass the bell test. It was the best thing that ever happened to Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,935 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 2,844 - Follows: 3,420 - Updated: 2/24/2016 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Naruto U.
Old Friends, New Friends by expectopadfoot reviews
"That date was the reason I was shocked to death when I saw that troll. Of course my hero Harry then came to save me and defeat the big bad troll." Tonks ended dramatically, placing a sloppy kiss on Harry's red cheek. He would die before he admitted this to her, but when she said that, he felt rather proud of himself.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 121,274 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 2,537 - Follows: 2,214 - Updated: 2/19/2016 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks - Complete
Charade by ClosetObsession reviews
"...That was the worst fake break up I've ever heard." "It wasn't fake," she said. "I really am breaking it off." "You really are breaking off a fake relationship? Do you even hear yourself?" he asked incredulously. -Claire and Owen pretend to be a couple to fend off exes at a holiday party. They then have to deal with word spreading around the park and Claire wanting to save face.
Jurassic Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,976 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/12/2016 - Published: 12/14/2015 - Claire, Owen - Complete
The Good Left Undone by Darth Malleus reviews
The war ends in the worst way imaginable. Naruto, hell bent on revenge, finds it just out of his grasp, but through that loss he finds himself in a place much bigger than home, forming new friends, loved ones and enemies, but his past is not forgotten, especially with the chief cause staring back at him. Nothing is as it seems.
Crossover - Star Wars & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 48 - Words: 340,214 - Reviews: 3554 - Favs: 5,424 - Follows: 5,067 - Updated: 2/11/2016 - Published: 10/10/2010 - Aayla S., Naruto U.
Mosaic by Larry Huss reviews
Beginnings are delicate things; suppose Lucius Malfoy had been a little short of money...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,490 - Reviews: 211 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 3/6/2012
Palimpsest by Larry Huss reviews
Hermione gets some of the answers early. She has trouble understanding what all the questions are.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 114,963 - Reviews: 878 - Favs: 1,517 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 5/18/2012 - Hermione G., Harry P.
A Teacher's Glory by Larry Huss reviews
"Zest to over-achieve" marks Team 7's entry into the Ninja world. Kakashi teaches lessons better than he imagines. *COMPLETE*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 162,921 - Reviews: 1327 - Favs: 3,941 - Follows: 2,648 - Updated: 1/31/2016 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Yellow Fang by Policy reviews
He was left broken from the death of his parents. The one man who had salvaged the pieces burned to ash in front of his eyes. At times, he questioned the meaning to life. But who knows? Maybe these three little Genin might show him the answer. (Team 7 AU) Sensei Naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 14 - Words: 153,968 - Reviews: 727 - Favs: 2,158 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 1/30/2016 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Naruto U.
Magicks of the Arcane by Eilyfe reviews
Sometimes, all it takes to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Thrust between giants Harry has no choice but become one himself if he wants to keep on breathing. He might've found a way, but life's never that easy. Clock's ticking, Harry. Learn fast now.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 40 - Words: 285,866 - Reviews: 2105 - Favs: 6,182 - Follows: 5,330 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Team Anko by EagleJarl reviews
(AU) [Rationality, meet Naruto] - Anko never wanted to lead a genin team. Sadly, the Hokage isn't okay with that; he hands her Naruto, Hinata, and Shino and orders her to "make them the best ninja and, more importantly, the best *people* possible." She's got her work cut out for her. M for combat and occasional cursing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 164,368 - Reviews: 787 - Favs: 1,380 - Follows: 1,478 - Updated: 1/28/2016 - Published: 3/3/2015 - Anko M., Naruto U., Hinata H., Shino A. - Complete
Transgression by Crukix reviews
One by one, I witness the fall of myths, of legends, of gods. As the world mourns and falls apart, I can't help but wonder if I'm the cause or the coincidence.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 260,073 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 1/17/2016 - Published: 12/1/2011 - OC
Freedom has a Price by Bleedndreamz reviews
Naruto had a problem. He had no one to train him for the chunin exams, but more importantly, he had no one in life there for him that would also judge him. So naturally he was desperate. Yet you know what they say... "Desperation only attracts vultures."
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 175,445 - Reviews: 2744 - Favs: 3,201 - Follows: 2,729 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Naruto U., Mei T.
I Am NOT Going Through Puberty Again! by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Our heroes did not come from a future where everything has gone horribly wrong. They did not travel back in time to save the world from a bleak or miserable fate. As a matter of fact, all they want to do is find a way back home as soon as possible. [cracky, epilogue-compliant time travel fic] [Now has a TV Tropes page!]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 40 - Words: 233,232 - Reviews: 4152 - Favs: 7,435 - Follows: 5,960 - Updated: 12/20/2015 - Published: 11/29/2014 - [Sakura H., Sasuke U.] [Hinata H., Naruto U.] - Complete
I didn't sign up for this by erimies reviews
Time travel, the ultimate hoax to cheat in life and turn bad odds to your advantage. Or, it would be if Naruto had any idea what he was doing. Trying to save lives he holds dear, he somehow ended up as an international S-class criminal with a flee-on-sight order. Oops.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,185 - Reviews: 1338 - Favs: 6,683 - Follows: 7,685 - Updated: 12/5/2015 - Published: 8/14/2014 - Naruto U., Kyuubi/Kurama
Harry Potter and the Three Rules by Brent Dax reviews
At age six, Harry Potter learned that he can't truly depend on anyone but himself. At age eleven, he was invited to join a world that wasn't quite expecting what it got.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,523 - Reviews: 1197 - Favs: 4,634 - Follows: 6,154 - Updated: 11/7/2015 - Published: 8/29/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Revenge of the Wizard by Darth Marrs reviews
A Harry Potter cursed with immortality must not only survive the ravaging of Earth by monsters far more powerful than any humanity has encountered, but he must rise to save it, and in the process exact one wizard's revenge against the Galactic Empire.
Crossover - Star Wars & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,426 - Reviews: 4163 - Favs: 6,465 - Follows: 5,208 - Updated: 10/31/2015 - Published: 12/23/2014 - Complete
You and Me Both, Kid by twilightstargazer reviews
Because standing in front of him with her green eyes blown wide and mouth shaped in a small 'o' is Lily Evans and James is just about hoping that the ground would open up beneath his feet and swallow him whole.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/30/2015 - Harry P., James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Great Devourer by genericname12345 reviews
A tyranid splinter fleet is thrown into the Star Wars galaxy at the dawn of the Clone Wars. Things will never be the same again.
Crossover - Star Wars & Warhammer - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 24,634 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 401 - Updated: 10/28/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012
Nine Minutes by serpentguy reviews
During the final fight with Crocodile, Luffy makes a mistake and ends up dead. His heart stops beating for over nine minutes, before he is finally resuscitated. Who knew what a difference those nine minutes would make? Luffy/harem.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 38 - Words: 376,948 - Reviews: 2702 - Favs: 3,493 - Follows: 3,179 - Updated: 10/13/2015 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Luffy, Straw Hats P.
One Wild Ride by twilightstargazer reviews
Breaking News: Lily Evans and James Potter are not so secretly snogging. The internet is losing its shit.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,405 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 176 - Updated: 10/9/2015 - Published: 8/25/2015 - James P., Lily Evans P., Marauders
The Heavens Shall Tremble by Full-Paragon reviews
Sequel to And the Meek Shall Inherit the Galaxy. On hiatus while author recovers from medical emergency.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Horror - Chapters: 23 - Words: 95,248 - Reviews: 943 - Favs: 1,348 - Follows: 1,575 - Updated: 9/21/2015 - Published: 10/25/2013 - Garrus V., Liara T'Soni, Tali'Zorah, Shepard (M)
Naruto: Potential Realised by Iron Monkey Fist reviews
The old man survived the invasion and acknowledged Naruto's services to Konoha. How would the shinobi world cope with a Naruto who realises his full potential and becomes the splendid shinobi only few believed he could be?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 27 - Words: 309,648 - Reviews: 3817 - Favs: 9,179 - Follows: 9,204 - Updated: 9/17/2015 - Published: 6/24/2011 - Naruto U.
An Idiot's Guide to the Universe by muishiki reviews
Naruto asked the wrong question one day. Everyone knows he's not the sharpest kunai in the pouch, but between dumb luck and sheer stupidity, just maybe he can figure out how to get home. Naruto multi-cross. Crack fic.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,557 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 1,597 - Updated: 9/15/2015 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Naruto U.
Konoha's Yellow Flash Really Hates Paperwork by Sir Chris reviews
Namikaze Minato expected to be the Shinigami's dinner, not his judge of the dead. Now he must spend his days judging those that have died and file the paperwork when he is done. Maybe he should have stayed in the Shinigami's stomach after all. A humorous take on the life of a legend after his death, and what he finds as the years pass. Finished after nearly ten years!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 237,225 - Reviews: 2079 - Favs: 1,648 - Follows: 1,276 - Updated: 9/14/2015 - Published: 2/21/2006 - Zabuza M., Minato N., Madara U., Shinigami - Complete
Affably Evil by Sarah1281 reviews
In a twist of fate, Malak is captured instead of Revan. The galaxy is sure the Sith's lack of activity after this just means Revan's planning something big but really he just can't be bothered to lead. He does, however, have a habit of meeting a certain new Jedi Alek wherever he happens to go. Not that Alek believes a word of what Revan says. So Not My Problem characterizations.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,941 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 643 - Follows: 383 - Updated: 9/11/2015 - Published: 4/21/2015 - Revan, Darth Malak - Complete
Finding One's Self by hangman1 reviews
Forgetting how he ended up in this situation, a heartless criminal ends up in a mad new world. Hungry for bounty and treasure, a terror unlike anything seen before has been unleashed...
Crossover - Naruto & One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 35,176 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 452 - Updated: 8/27/2015 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Kakuzu
The Prisoner's Cipher by Ecthelion3 reviews
AU. Years after his defeat of Voldemort, Harry Potter remains a willing and secret prisoner of the Ministry, but not all is what it seems. Harry has a plan, and the world will never be the same.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,457 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 2,603 - Follows: 2,179 - Updated: 8/15/2015 - Published: 8/21/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,748 - Reviews: 3600 - Favs: 7,312 - Follows: 6,183 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Fruits of Ennui by Ihateseatbelts reviews
The Dark Lord is dead, and his followers have been left to rot behind bars. Lo and behold, Harry Potter is beginning to miss the thrill of having Death breathe down his neck. His boredom is hardly surprising: his solution, however, is nothing short of show-stopping. Post-DH, departure from Epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,975 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 11/23/2014 - [Harry P., Ginny W.] Ron W., Kreacher
The Milieu by funkmasterjo reviews
POST SHIPPUDEN. Set after ch 1 of Naruto Gaiden: The seventh Hokage, though prior knowledge isn't really neccessary. Just some talks. Just life. A milieu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,041 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 282 - Follows: 281 - Updated: 7/26/2015 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Naruto U., Sarada U.
Little Uzumaki by Lucillia reviews
After he and his team have an accident with the Fountain of Youth, the now two year-old Naruto somehow manages to save the day. Melting Gaara's heart with his cuteness and inspiring others to do good and to defeat Orochimaru and the Akatsuki along the way
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 31,964 - Reviews: 1620 - Favs: 4,461 - Follows: 4,136 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Naruto U., Iruka U.
Midnight Blues by Zeitgeist84 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, Harry makes a dumb career choice and Ron tags along. Hermione, sensibly, doesn't. Seven years later, a very different trio are drawn into an international web of intrigue by a little girl and an old relic. Lesson to be learned: stay in school, kids. Post-DH; Slightly AU. Rated M for language and violence. Not slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 137,928 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 686 - Updated: 7/25/2015 - Published: 3/21/2013 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Wand and Shield by Morta's Priest reviews
The world is breaking. War and technology push on the edge of the unbelievable as S.H.I.E.L.D. desperately tries to keep the peace. Soldier and scientist no longer hold the line alone, as an ancient fire burns alongside them. The last of all wizards.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 33 - Words: 260,787 - Reviews: 7247 - Favs: 14,208 - Follows: 15,888 - Updated: 7/22/2015 - Published: 6/2/2012 - Harry P.
Naruto: The Gamer Files by MaxFic reviews
Naruto has always had video games to fall back on growing up while the rest of the village pretty much treated him like garbage. What happens when Naruto wakes up to find his life has become one of the video games he loves so much. Naruto/The Gamer crossover. All Chapters Revised.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 217,812 - Reviews: 5644 - Favs: 11,571 - Follows: 12,347 - Updated: 7/18/2015 - Published: 7/28/2014 - Naruto U.
Little Guy by Clell65619 reviews
What if Lilly was a little more prepared to escape if Voldemort came calling. She knew that the Floo and Portkeys could be disabled, what if she had found a back door? Just a silly little story of a somewhat different Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,715 - Reviews: 1017 - Favs: 2,756 - Follows: 1,419 - Updated: 7/9/2015 - Published: 4/15/2015 - Complete
The Paths We Choose by lord of the land of fire reviews
Naruto becomes the villain everyone in the village always thought he would be. Only one person will risk everything to try and redeem him. His best and most loyal friend, Uchiha Sasuke.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 43 - Words: 116,100 - Reviews: 3167 - Favs: 2,618 - Follows: 1,942 - Updated: 6/30/2015 - Published: 5/14/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
In Which Galinda Upland Gets What She Wants (As Always) by Emerald Ashes reviews
Galinda felt like one of those tortured heroines in her romance novels: Forced to choose between her two great loves. Except, well, what if she didn't have to choose? Now, all she has to do is convince Elphaba and Fiyero that they should all be romantically involved. Just one little problem: Those two hardly even know each other!
Wicked - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/27/2015 - [Glinda U., Elphaba T., Fiyero T.] - Complete
Harry Potter, Lord of the Swamp by Dayja reviews
You know those stories where Harry discovers he's super rich, super powerful, and all the good guys are evil and the bad guys are good and he's related Merlin? This story is nothing like that.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,724 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 11/25/2014 - Harry P.
Naruto: Ouroboros by maneyan reviews
AU: In the toss of a coin destiny is changed. Instead of a demon's might the power of science is born. Read on as Naruto the scientist, son of Minato, apprentice of Orochimaru, brother to the Kyuubi's jinchuuruki live out his days. Now M-rated.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 312,620 - Reviews: 3057 - Favs: 4,709 - Follows: 3,652 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 9/26/2011 - Naruto U., Mei T. - Complete
Crack Whims by firefly reviews
Odd pairings. Whimsical humour. Somewhat disturbing scenarios. It's what you'll find here in this collection of crack drabbles.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 31,415 - Reviews: 1466 - Favs: 1,318 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 6/22/2015 - Published: 1/1/2008
Favorite Things by Stanrick reviews
When a young green-eyed wizard and a minimally older brown-eyed witch, the best of friends for years, discover their mutual fondness for one particular armchair in front of one particular fireplace, it can inevitably mean one thing and one thing only: War. And then also – eventually, potentially – something else. Maybe. But first it's definitely war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,110 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/21/2015 - Published: 6/16/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Radiant Nights by JMenace reviews
Since she left him, frigid as the setting moon, there is nothing she loathes as much as the light of dawn on the clouds. But as in all things, the sun falls with its regrets, and the moon rises again with the light of a new love. (Alternate Universe)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,537 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 1,429 - Follows: 1,498 - Updated: 6/12/2015 - Published: 1/13/2015 - [Naruto U., Kaguya Ō.]
Rainy Days by Wynth reviews
It took her a while before Sakura was convinced that she was once again in her twelve year old body, but by that time it was too late. •Time-Travel / AU•
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 27 - Words: 151,455 - Reviews: 1266 - Favs: 2,278 - Follows: 2,084 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Sakura H. - Complete
Nothing but Trouble by Mister Cynical reviews
The Chunin Exams have come back to Konoha and the Hokage has decided to recall all her ninjas, including one Naruto Uzumaki. Too bad she doesn't know that she'd probably be better off without him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 39 - Words: 109,990 - Reviews: 2314 - Favs: 4,771 - Follows: 3,567 - Updated: 5/30/2015 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Naruto U., Anko M. - Complete
Paleblood Fruit by JMenace reviews
Waking up in a bloodied clinic, two Hunters ventured out into a maddened town in search of insight. Trying to remember, trying to understand. A long Hunt awaits them, beasts and nightmares lurking in every shadow. And at the end of it all, reality. There's only one end to this dream. (Co-authored with Ser Serendipity)
Crossover - Naruto & Bloodborne - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,935 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 101 - Published: 5/24/2015 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] Sasuke U.
A Freak, A Creep & A Psychopath by Legendary Legacy reviews
A challenge response to Akun50's 'Unique Power-Ups' thread on The Fanfiction Forum. Kakashi is about to have a very bad day. Team 7 centric. No longer a one-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,196 - Reviews: 1568 - Favs: 4,333 - Follows: 3,700 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 4/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Team Seven
Harry Potter and the Something Something by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 431 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 5/4/2015 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
Steal My Thunder God by Nauro reviews
Naruto has always carried his father's legacy, in more ways than one. When an attempt to replicate the Fourth's greatest technique sends him to times long passed, he must take up that legacy, far more directly than he ever dreamed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 103,824 - Reviews: 1503 - Favs: 5,880 - Follows: 6,683 - Updated: 5/2/2015 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Naruto U.
An Intervention by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Anko and Naruto are up to something. And the rest of the Konoha 12 are out to find out what it is. No matter the cost!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,340 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,042 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 2/17/2013 - Naruto U., Anko M.
Mass Effect: Synthesis by Jade Tatsu reviews
"To the Sol Alliance and all of Humanity, greetings. I am Harbinger and I have traveled across the galaxy to meet you." Shepard wasn't the first to reach the Catalyst, eons ago, someone else did and they chose synthesis, embedding the desire in the Reapers. They've searched for organics to merge with ever since and now they've found them. AU, First Contact, Humans / Reapers
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 203,198 - Reviews: 1665 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 1,589 - Updated: 4/18/2015 - Published: 11/5/2014 - Shepard (F), Harbinger, Garrus V., Saren A. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Power of Paranoia by arekay reviews
The events at the end of the Triwizard Tournament have left Harry feeling just a little bit paranoid.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 103,719 - Reviews: 4211 - Favs: 8,349 - Follows: 6,639 - Updated: 3/31/2015 - Published: 6/26/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Cops and Robbers by InkySpectacles reviews
"Let me get this straight." Lestrade groaned as he surveyed the damage. "You took out half the cameras in London, 'borrowed' three cars, and knocked out half my team just because you were playing some convoluted cops and robbers game with Mycroft?"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 23,008 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 1,243 - Follows: 1,121 - Updated: 3/28/2015 - Published: 3/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
A Game of Style and Brutality by BarneyXII reviews
From Hogwarts' historic pitch to the famous stadiums of Europe, Harry fights to earn his place amongst the all-time greats. The stakes are high, and sheer talent is never enough. It's more than just a game. A Quidditch story.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 118,478 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 1,493 - Follows: 1,733 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Harry P., Daphne G.
Shinobi of the Old Republic by psychoman222 reviews
It is a time of Civil War. Sith Forces led By DARTH REVAN have the Republic on the brink of destruction. How can the Republic hope to stand against such a ..."Lord Revan, Why are you painting that gizka orange?" "Because Orange is awesome,-ttebayo. I think I'll Name him Gamakun." A retelling of KOTOR with our favorite ninja as Darth Revan. Nonevil!Revan!Naruto. Rated M for language
Crossover - Naruto & Star Wars - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 60 - Words: 79,716 - Reviews: 1286 - Favs: 2,137 - Follows: 1,697 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/25/2013 - Naruto U., Revan - Complete
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 35024 - Favs: 24,917 - Follows: 18,611 - Updated: 3/14/2015 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Spock Unleashed by BajaB reviews
Spock decides the temporal Prime directive has a different interpretation to his original one.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,566 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 96 - Published: 3/12/2015 - Complete
Ree Majors' Wonderful Journey by Digital Skitty reviews
Ree Majors issues a challenge to herself: get eight Unovan badges in under a year. Fifth time's the charm, right? But she's not really cut out for training, not like her boyfriend or her sister, and it's not like she can rely on anyone but herself. And her pokemon, she should probably remember that it's a team effort. So they can go on a wonderful* journey together. (*not at all)
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 327,476 - Reviews: 701 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 7/1/2011 - OC
Chasing Demons by smashbangfusion reviews
It is simply fact that Mr. Satan is the most powerful fighter to have ever lived. He is the reason we live today, the reason martial arts was thrust into the modern age! But when a mysterious fighter named "Demon Jr." dominates competition after competition across the world, fans and fighters alike begin to fear this dark horse may be gunning for Mr. Satan's title!
Dragon Ball Z - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 259 - Published: 2/5/2015 - Gohan, Videl
Seventh Horcrux by Emerald Ashes reviews
The presence of a foreign soul may have unexpected side effects on a growing child. I am Lord Volde...Harry Potter. I'm Harry Potter. In which Harry is insane, Hermione is a Dark Lady-in-training, Ginny is a minion, and Ron is confused.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,212 - Reviews: 1549 - Favs: 7,748 - Follows: 3,658 - Updated: 2/3/2015 - Published: 9/7/2014 - Harry P. - Complete
The Coldest and The Boldest by TectonicPlatez reviews
Tooth is just an ordinary girl with an unusual obsession. She's best friends with a Russian exchange student, a narcoleptic mute, and an Aussie vegetarian. Life was already an adventure for Tooth, but things begin to speed up as she slowly befriends Jack Frost, the coldest kid in town. Jack is hiding something dark, and Tooth is determined to help. AU
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 125,922 - Reviews: 1460 - Favs: 1,673 - Follows: 1,132 - Updated: 1/25/2015 - Published: 12/28/2012 - Jack Frost, Tooth - Complete
I See The Moon by hctiB-notsoB reviews
Gen. "While on the run, Bruce meets a young man who speaks to the moon. He's probably not quite the sanest friend Bruce could have made, but, well...beggers can't be choosers."
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 40,930 - Reviews: 4791 - Favs: 12,634 - Follows: 14,579 - Updated: 1/18/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Harry P., Hulk/Bruce B.
Dangerous and Deadly: Clash for the Stone by Kevin3 reviews
A sequel to Dangerous and Deadly Lord Voldemort. William Cartwright Sr. - decent wizard and extraordinary *magician* - has finished telling his son the story of the biggest lie foisted on the wizarding world: Voldemort never existed. And now the son wants to get in on the showmanship...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,736 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 4/3/2014 - Harry P., Voldemort, Myrtle, Q. Quirrell - Complete
Children of Nemesis by Solaris242 reviews
There was a theory once, about Nemesis, the Dark Star. Stillborn twin to the sun, it wandered the void, black and cold, and every 25 million years, came back home. AU.
Mass Effect - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,142 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,387 - Updated: 1/15/2015 - Published: 9/11/2013
The Swarm Patriarch by Winter Feline reviews
Young man dies on earth, only to awaken in the body of a young man on a hostile world called Prime. Facing a new world of cruelty, he finds himself armed with the only thing vicious enough to promise him a chance to protect himself and his newly gained family. The Zerg Swarm. This tale was inspired by East Bridge's tale The Zerg Swarm.
StarCraft - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 36 - Words: 126,870 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 799 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 1/4/2015 - Published: 6/13/2012
Para Bellum by Lord Silvere reviews
An ambitious Voldemort prepares to lead his armies into the Delenda Est dimension to topple Minister Black III. But, he has lost the element of surprise, and there is a Pre-OotP dimension in between his dimension and the DE dimension where he will have to fight Minister Black's armies, spies, and civilian meddlers, not to mention two Harry Potters and the infamous Black Triplets.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 79,471 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 2,351 - Updated: 1/2/2015 - Published: 10/10/2013 - Harry P., Ginny W., Bellatrix L.
Reincarnation Roulette by Silver Queen reviews
Sometimes you get lucky. Sometimes you don't.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 25,491 - Reviews: 1035 - Favs: 2,732 - Follows: 2,401 - Updated: 12/25/2014 - Published: 12/7/2012
How to Think Without Thinking by sparrowette reviews
Reacting swiftly in odd situations is something Naruto has always been good at. But now Akatsuki is finally making a move, Naruto has a promise to keep and a promotion to earn, Karin insist he start procreating preferably yesterday and Jiraiya has left him alone again. You would think the Sannin would have learned something from the first time he did just that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,999 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 3,116 - Follows: 3,503 - Updated: 12/21/2014 - Published: 12/29/2013
The Acute Mastery of Potions by lunakatrina reviews
Gen, takes place during POA. Harry had hoped for years that he'd find non-Dursley relatives, but now he found himself wondering if he'd have rather lived in ignorance. Maybe if he ignored it, the truth would go away! Severitus does not follow challenge
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 22 - Words: 88,279 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 744 - Follows: 1,117 - Updated: 12/16/2014 - Published: 12/3/2011 - Harry P., Severus S.
A Boon for Bill by canoncansodoff reviews
Extreme measures are taken to distract Molly long enough for Bill to both neutralize a love potion and ask Harry to help make his engagement to Fleur possible. A kinder, smuttier alternative to Book Six's "An Excess of Phlegm" chapter. H/Hr, Bill/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 218,013 - Reviews: 1593 - Favs: 3,326 - Follows: 4,408 - Updated: 12/12/2014 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Naruto: Fractured Fate by 10000 Fists reviews
During his battle with Sasuke at the Valley of the End, Naruto passes away only to find that his life is a video game. Intelligent!Naruto, Sarcastic!Naruto. Rated M for violence, language, and some sensual content much later on.
Crossover - Fallout & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 94,018 - Reviews: 615 - Favs: 2,386 - Follows: 2,695 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 11/6/2012 - Naruto U.
Harry Potter and the Aftermath by CJaMes12 reviews
Who can walk away from a title like 'The Master of Death?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 92,726 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 5,777 - Follows: 5,878 - Updated: 10/29/2014 - Published: 7/3/2012 - Complete
True Warriors Never Die by Kenchi618 reviews
With enough time anyone can call themselves a master of life, but no matter how much time goes by one cannot truly understand existence as a whole without first having experienced death. How will one blond handle his brush with it? - "Wait... what?"
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 34 - Words: 388,985 - Reviews: 4302 - Favs: 7,077 - Follows: 6,142 - Updated: 10/16/2014 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Naruto U.
Do Over by Kyogre reviews
Naruto and Kurama accidentally end up in the past, on the day of Naruto's birth, and are forced to live their lives all over again. They make the best of it, to everyone else's extreme confusion. (Alive Minato and Kushina, humor.)
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,823 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 10,507 - Follows: 4,738 - Updated: 10/7/2014 - Published: 8/27/2014 - Naruto U., Minato N., Kyuubi/Kurama, Kushina U. - Complete
In Search of a Namikaze by Infernezor reviews
The Fourth Hokage has died, leaving the Namikaze Clan seat without an heir. An ANBU is dispatched to find and recall the last of the Namikazes, Naruto. However, the Namikaze scion is reluctant to return, and when he does he is confronted with the task of discovering what 'exactly' it means to be a Namikaze. Only it might not be what the world wants. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,368 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 523 - Updated: 9/30/2014 - Published: 6/11/2013 - Naruto U.
Something Like Your Family by Luan Mao reviews
The Dursleys weren't exactly a model family
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,618 - Reviews: 446 - Favs: 1,841 - Follows: 701 - Updated: 9/25/2014 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
With a Forked Tongue I Lie in Wait (Taming Snakes) by DelusionalGrandeur reviews
Warnings Inside. Dumbledore ought to have known better than to leave an orphaned Harry Potter in the hands of the Dursleys. A twist of fate has the boy-who-lived living with criminals. Sly, cunning, street-smart, sorted into Slytherin where his housemates have been raised to hate him, will Harry survive? Or maybe it's the House of Snakes that doesn't stand a chance.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 141,810 - Reviews: 1624 - Favs: 5,441 - Follows: 6,260 - Updated: 9/23/2014 - Published: 11/28/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G., Severus S.
Kitsune: Son of Catwoman by BonesBoy15 reviews
AU Naruto is fourteen, homeless and starving on the streets of Gotham. He has no recloation of his past, and in his journey to find it, he is assisted by a unexpected feline foe of a certain Caped Crusader. Is his way right, or will he turn? N/SG/Art/BG. M for language. Cancelled.
Crossover - DC Superheroes & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Crime - Chapters: 21 - Words: 87,747 - Reviews: 2000 - Favs: 3,664 - Follows: 3,141 - Updated: 9/22/2014 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Naruto U.
Go Through His Pockets and Look For Loose Change by Lucillia reviews
Naruto is a good ninja and a good person. Aside from his little corpse robbing habit that is.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,131 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 1,506 - Follows: 1,421 - Updated: 9/18/2014 - Published: 6/17/2012 - Naruto U.
Uncharted by Lucillia reviews
Someone once told me that back during the Golden Age they handwaved Clark Kent's lack of Military service during WWII by having him being declared 4-F after he accidentally read the eye chart in the wrong room. What if the consequences of the misreading hadn't ended with the examination? What if Clark Kent had accidentally convinced someone who spread the word that he was "blind"?
Superman - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,010 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 9/15/2014 - Published: 9/2/2014 - Lois L., Perry W., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Dark Messiah by The Urban Spaceman reviews
James Shepard is a convicted criminal, condemned to live out the remainder of his life on the prison ship Purgatory. Six years after his incarceration, the Alliance military makes him an attractive offer; they'll buy his freedom if he agrees to take his dead twin's place as commander of the Normandy and bring a rogue turian Spectre to justice. *On hiatus, but not abandoned*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,836 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 9/14/2014 - Published: 8/25/2014 - Shepard (M)
The Save Button is Your Friend by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Living your life once is tough. Living it twice is a nightmare - but hey, at least this time someone turned on the help menu.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 79,273 - Reviews: 1662 - Favs: 4,190 - Follows: 4,606 - Updated: 9/8/2014 - Published: 12/11/2012 - Naruto U.
On the Way to Greatness by mira mirth reviews
As per the Hat's decision, Harry gets Sorted into Slytherin upon his arrival in Hogwarts—and suddenly, the future isn't what it used to be.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 232,797 - Reviews: 3807 - Favs: 10,838 - Follows: 12,057 - Updated: 9/4/2014 - Published: 12/26/2008 - Harry P.
For Family by Nanuk888 reviews
What if Vader, wanting to be with his son again, had taken a very different approach after Luke escapes him at Bespin? How far would he go to regain what he has lost? COMPLETE
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 25 - Words: 155,287 - Reviews: 947 - Favs: 2,329 - Follows: 1,241 - Updated: 8/24/2014 - Published: 1/31/2011 - Luke S., Leia O., Darth Vader, Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Inspected By No 13 by Clell65619 reviews
When he learns that flying anywhere near a Dragon is a recipe for suicide, Harry tries a last minute change of tactics, one designed to use the power of the Bureaucracy forcing him to compete against itself. Little does he know that his solution is its own kind of trap.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,472 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 7,880 - Follows: 3,118 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 6/26/2014 - Complete
Forging the Sword by Myst Shadow reviews
::Year 2 Divergence:: What does it take, to reshape a child? And if reshaped, what then is formed? Down in the Chamber, a choice is made. (Harry's Gryffindor traits were always so much scarier than other peoples'.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 152,578 - Reviews: 3211 - Favs: 8,512 - Follows: 10,124 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 5/26/2007 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G.
Becoming The Legend by Rinne-Kami reviews
Before there was a Legend, there was a Hero. Before there was a Hero, there was a Man. Before there was a Man, there was a Boy. The life story of Minato Namikaze, the future Yondaime Hokage of Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 26,343 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 8/16/2014 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Minato N., Kushina U.
Mass Effect: Pieces by Chemiclord reviews
100 years after Shepard destroyed the Mass Relays, one colony world spared the worst of the conflict finally attempts to reach out and reconnect with the galaxy at large. But nothing is ever all that simple...
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 67 - Words: 219,341 - Reviews: 408 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 320 - Updated: 8/3/2014 - Published: 3/13/2012
Therapy at Muzzle Velocity by Stand Alone Battle A.I reviews
The Kelly Chambers underdog story. Harbinger has no idea what he's gotten himself into...
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 45,142 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 8/1/2014 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Kelly C.
The Metropolitan Man by alexanderwales reviews
The year is 1934, and Superman has arrived in Metropolis. Features Lex Luthor as the villain protagonist as he comes to grips with the arrival of an alien god. Occasional point-of-view chapters/sections featuring Lois Lane. Takes place outside any established comics continuity. Complete.
Superman - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 80,698 - Reviews: 542 - Favs: 1,230 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 5/18/2014 - L. Luthor, Lois L., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Faery Heroes by Silently Watches reviews
Response to Paladeus's challenge "Champions of Lilith". Harry, Hermione, and Luna get a chance to travel back in time and prevent the hell that England became under Voldemort's rule, and maybe line their pockets while they're at it. Lunar Harmony; plenty of innuendo, dark humor, some bashing included; manipulative!Dumbles; jerk!Snape; bad!Molly, Ron, Ginny
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 245,545 - Reviews: 6192 - Favs: 11,419 - Follows: 7,907 - Updated: 7/23/2014 - Published: 6/19/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Luna L.] - Complete
No Gods, Only Guns by Peptuck reviews
Ancient artifacts of immense power. Murderous synthetics. Ruthless megacorps. Unscrupulous mercenaries. Genocidal stellar god-machines. Incompetent galactic governments. Claptrap dubstep. The horrors of the galaxy are many, but there's one thing a good, mentally-unstable fortune-seeking antihero can rely on: the gun at his, her, or its side. Mass Effect/Borderlands fusion.
Crossover - Mass Effect & Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 141,747 - Reviews: 420 - Favs: 991 - Follows: 941 - Updated: 7/19/2014 - Published: 1/21/2013
Terran Ingenuity by Xeno Major reviews
The Great Wars are over. Jim Raynor and his men have left the Koprulu Sector behind, choosing to settle a world away from that sector of space. Unfortunately, the colony of Shanxi is not safe; hostile aliens have invaded, intent on controlling the Terrans and their bizarre technology. Unfortunately for the Turians, the Terrans have experience fighting hostile alien invaders.
Crossover - StarCraft & Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 90,510 - Reviews: 533 - Favs: 1,817 - Follows: 2,024 - Updated: 7/1/2014 - Published: 3/24/2013
Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama reviews
Ten years ago, Voldemort created his kingdom. Now a confused young wizard stumbles into it, and carves out a destiny. AU. Nondark Harry. MentorVoldemort. VII Ch.8 In which someone is dead, wounded, or kidnapped in every scene.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 147 - Words: 1,253,480 - Reviews: 11170 - Favs: 7,670 - Follows: 6,841 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Harry P., Voldemort
Hitchups by The Antic Repartee reviews
Hiccup didn't see the point in stopping Astrid as she ran off towards his village—towards his father—with his most desperately protected secret. He was leaving anyway. A coming-of-age tale. Deviates from movie. Borderline bromantic-comedy.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 40 - Words: 307,899 - Reviews: 4802 - Favs: 9,158 - Follows: 3,931 - Updated: 6/12/2014 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless, Gothi - Complete
Harry Crow by RobSt reviews
What will happen when a goblin-raised Harry arrives at Hogwarts. A Harry who has received training, already knows the prophecy and has no scar. With the backing of the goblin nation and Hogwarts herself. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 106 - Words: 737,006 - Reviews: 27896 - Favs: 23,463 - Follows: 15,347 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 6/5/2012 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Dreki Kyn by Arcawolf reviews
"You had never been Viking..." Sequel to Making History. Oneshot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,180 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,522 - Follows: 392 - Published: 6/7/2014 - Hiccup, Toothless - Complete
Naruto: Game of the Year Edition by Majin Hentai X reviews
On Hiatus due to Real Life and I'm sorry so deeply sorry for the broken promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Parody - Chapters: 22 - Words: 208,515 - Reviews: 2753 - Favs: 5,357 - Follows: 5,333 - Updated: 6/3/2014 - Published: 1/27/2009 - Naruto U.
Leftovers by Viraqua reviews
Due to certain events, Kurenai finds herself the reluctant sensei of a student that makes her genjutsu look like infomercials. Thus is the story of Team 11. Rated MA because I'm evil...and possible lemons, drug references, harems, depravity, and everything else I can think of. No, Kurenai and Naruto don't get together.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 72,328 - Reviews: 819 - Favs: 2,995 - Follows: 3,104 - Updated: 5/28/2014 - Published: 5/11/2013 - Kurenai Y., Naruto U.
Introverted by Shadenight123 reviews
Being ignored and gazed at with hatred can lead someone to become a boisterous and loud orange-wearing shinobi, but it can also drive him to become a silent and invisible introvert. Of the two, Naruto takes the logical choice for a future in the Ninja World. Team Sai-Naruto-Sakura. No pairings. Future of bloodshed and grittiness assured.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 65 - Words: 442,070 - Reviews: 2145 - Favs: 2,374 - Follows: 1,781 - Updated: 5/26/2014 - Published: 3/22/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H., Sai - Complete
One Wizard Too Many by KUCrow1997 reviews
Harry gets picked for the Triwizard Tournament. He does not like this. Mayhem, destruction, and HHR. OOC Harry. M for violence and frequent profanity.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 61,117 - Reviews: 1877 - Favs: 5,153 - Follows: 6,038 - Updated: 5/23/2014 - Published: 8/2/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Doctor Dearest by Lucillia reviews
Auror Harry Potter runs into the Tenth Doctor during School Reunion, however, matters are slightly complicated by the fact that a future incarnation of the Doctor is Harry's mother. During a couple adventures together, Harry gets to know one of the parents he lost.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,841 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 399 - Updated: 5/21/2014 - Published: 2/6/2012 - 10th Doctor, Harry P.
No Way In Hell by Lucillia reviews
After Kakashi inadvertently slips up, Sasuke and Sakura discover who Naruto's parents were. Sasuke refuses to believe that Naruto is the son of the Fourth Hokage despite all of the evidence he gathers that points to that fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 9,121 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 4,545 - Follows: 2,413 - Updated: 5/20/2014 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Chickenzilla by Lucillia reviews
For those who wanted the Chicken Chapter from The Consequences of Drunken Experiments to become its own story. Things go off into left field and the Uchiha Massacre gets derailed when the giant chicken that an intoxicated Orochimaru created escapes and a young Naruto finds it.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 9,116 - Reviews: 604 - Favs: 1,573 - Follows: 1,377 - Updated: 5/19/2014 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Fugaku U.
A Bluer Shade of White by alexanderwales reviews
Six years after her coronation, Elsa rules over Arendelle, using the power of ice to improve the lives of her citizens.
Frozen - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,525 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 400 - Follows: 183 - Updated: 5/10/2014 - Published: 5/5/2014 - Elsa, Olaf - Complete
Konoha's Maelstrom by Formulaic reviews
If you have ridiculous chakra reserves, a forbidden technique that enables brute force training, and an insatiable appetite for epic skills, what are the chances that you'll settle for mediocrity? A bit of insanity is a small price to pay for being awesome.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 80,315 - Reviews: 882 - Favs: 3,695 - Follows: 3,901 - Updated: 5/9/2014 - Published: 7/15/2013 - Naruto U.
I Fall(out) to Pieces by Diresquirrel reviews
War... War never changes. In the year 2076, Europe is consumed in war. Muggle Britain stands mostly intact, but it will not remain so for long. Concurrently, Magical Britain denies the return of the most feared wizard in generations. In all of this, what is UK-13? And what does it have to do with Harry Potter?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fallout - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 98,338 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 1,051 - Follows: 1,186 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 2/22/2013 - Harry P.
Frostblood by Poicephalus reviews
"There must always be a Lich King…" Upon Arthas' demise, the role falls unexpectedly to Jaina Proudmoore. And she's not the only one dismayed by her 'promotion'... AU! Co-starring Kel'Thuzad & Jaina's emo subconscious.
Warcraft - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 189,819 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 965 - Follows: 705 - Updated: 4/27/2014 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Jaina Proudmoore, The Scourge - Complete
Worth Dying For by Shadow Rebirth reviews
My name is Uzumaki Naruto. I am a shinobi by profession, an advisor by chance, and a warmonger according to my enemies. My story started with a death god, ended with an empire, and struck up a revolution somewhere along the way. [AU background]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 8 - Words: 76,552 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 1,671 - Follows: 1,848 - Updated: 4/25/2014 - Published: 4/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Swapping The Cage by Rathanel reviews
Konoha wakes up one morning to find that the Naruto they knew is gone. But the replacement claims he's Naruto too, and they can't be that different... right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 157,409 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 2,410 - Follows: 2,328 - Updated: 4/20/2014 - Published: 2/13/2012 - Kyuubi/Kurama
50 Things That Tony Stark Is Not Allowed To Do by SilverHeart09 reviews
Pepper writes a list of all the things that Tony Stark isn't allowed to do. He finds it, hilarity ensues.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 10,391 - Reviews: 353 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 4/18/2014 - Published: 12/13/2009 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
These Are The Voyages Of The SSV Normandy by 570K4 reviews
After the Reaper war, Shepard is getting on the Council's nerves. Their elegant solution is to send her on a four year mission into deep space, to seek out new life and civilizations, to explore strange new worlds... But when the Normandy leaves charted space, they end up a little farther from home than they expected. Rated M for crude humor, language, and other stuff to come.
Crossover - StarTrek: The Next Generation & Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,113 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 80 - Updated: 4/11/2014 - Published: 3/23/2014 - Q, Shepard (F), Joker, EDI
The Greater Good by SweetSagets reviews
Many bold sacrifices were made to preserve the American way of life. The Great War was a way of cleaning the slate and leaving us to wonder, what happened so quickly as to destroy such a fragile world?
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 76,739 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/29/2014 - Published: 3/30/2013
Lily Rose by obsessivelyfanaticgw09 reviews
River and the Doctor are struggling through their relationship after River had an…unfortunately lonely night. What kinds of problems will they have to work through? What about the little girl caught in the middle? And why is everyone asking "Who is Rose?"
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,840 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 3/17/2014 - Published: 3/1/2014 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor, 12th Doctor
Though A Bird Can't Fly, That Doesn't Mean It Never Will by Phalanx reviews
What might have been if Kuina had survived her fall down the dojo stairs. She and Zoro strive to become the greatest swordsman in the world, allegiances and promises notwithstanding. Chapter 18 (Season 2): As Smoker's crew begins to regather, a disturbing directive suddenly arrives from Ennies Lobby...
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 176,029 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 645 - Updated: 3/15/2014 - Published: 5/21/2009 - Zoro, Kuina
The Doctor Came to Stay by Dobby's Socks reviews
What exactly did the Doctor get up to during that time he lived with the Ponds in "The Power of Three"? Suggestions welcome! Amy/Rory, Doctor/River
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 27 - Words: 101,374 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 10/12/2012 - [Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.] 11th Doctor
Get A Roof by The Smoose reviews
A series of ficlets for the LJ Pepperony 100 Challenge. None are related. All in order.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 7/24/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Something Else by obsessivelyfanaticgw09 reviews
River and the Doctor didn't meet the normal way. They didn't date the normal way. They weren't married the normal way. They simply aren't a normal couple. So why should the step after marriage be any different? Series of One-shots.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,006 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 5/27/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
Buried Treasure and Transmogrify by Rienna Hawkes reviews
Lily Evans has spent years despising James Potter. He has spent just as long worshiping her. When seventh year pairs them Head Boy and Girl, each comes to realize that their judgment isn't quite what they thought it was. This is the same story that was over on Checkmated, but I completed it here. Prequel to Heroes for Ghosts. Warning: this story is a strong M rating.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 169,505 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 633 - Updated: 3/1/2014 - Published: 7/7/2013 - [James P., Lily Evans P.] Severus S. - Complete
Control That Which You Cannot Destroy by jay8008 reviews
Cerberus' goal was simple in concept: resurrect Shepard to be precisely the same. They failed. Pushing forward, the result was a powerful, untested cybernetic soldier who doubts his own humanity. Now, he will need to lean on his new crew of unknowns, old friends, a past love, and a new one even more fragile than he. [Many thanks to my fellow authors 'JacksAreWild' and 'Bebus']
Mass Effect - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 226,627 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 361 - Follows: 354 - Updated: 2/25/2014 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Liara T'Soni, Jack, Shepard (M)
Cool by Vilinye reviews
"It wasn't his coat anymore..." The sentence came to my mind, and I had to use it. Drabbles for 11.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 5,544 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 2/14/2014 - Published: 2/25/2011 - 11th Doctor
The Leaf's Naruto by Morta's Priest reviews
There's something to be said for keeping the past as it was - makes it predictable, malleable. Naruto never bought those arguments. He's always been the one to power through adversity rather than wait it out, so why would now be any different? He'll do what has to be done, even if he steps on a few butterflies along the way.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 188,736 - Reviews: 3175 - Favs: 7,839 - Follows: 8,488 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 6/28/2012 - Naruto U.
Crack Investigator by Luan Mao reviews
The tale of the best investigator in magical history
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,961 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/8/2014 - Published: 12/5/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Which Way to Konoha? by LaaDee reviews
"It all started when Kakashi-sensei told me to go fishing..." They shouldn't have been surprised, he had always had the absolute worse sense of direction and the most mind boggling luck.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 49,526 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 320 - Follows: 307 - Updated: 2/2/2014 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Naruto U.
What Psychos Do by LittlePorcelainDoll reviews
I didn't mind killing. It used to bother me, but when the world is built on blood and bullets, it's hard to get worked up for anything anymore. - Krieg/Maya
Borderlands - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 28,278 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 476 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 1/17/2014 - Published: 6/7/2013 - Krieg, Maya
Mass Effect: The First War by ProfFartBurger reviews
The Prothean Ruins weren't. They contained little more than mentionings of an Alien Society; as a result, humanity develops on a completely different path than what was intended, and when first contact is made not with the Turians, but a desperate, destitute race viewed as beggars and thieves, how will this dying race change Humanity? And how will Humanity change the Galaxy? *A/U!*
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 200,906 - Reviews: 1851 - Favs: 3,533 - Follows: 2,575 - Updated: 1/12/2014 - Published: 1/26/2013 - OC - Complete
How to Win Friends, Influence People by sparrowette reviews
And Start Your Very Own Secret Ninja Organization. Three months into Naruto's training trip Jiraiya must leave him behind to go to check on a situation in Iwa, leaving Naruto to his own devices. Naruto thinks everything he did makes perfect sense, Kiri thinks he is a cult leader and Tsunade thinks she doesn't get paid enough to deal with this. 100 drabbles format.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,776 - Reviews: 1547 - Favs: 6,173 - Follows: 3,554 - Updated: 12/29/2013 - Published: 7/16/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
You Got To Raise Me After All by obsessivelyfanaticgw09 reviews
"Don't you see? It all worked out in the end..didn't it? You got to raise me after all" Series of drabbles with Amy, Rory, and their daughter, all hanging out as kids. Doctor Who fic, the only place where that summary makes perfect sense
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 51,710 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
Harry Potter: Game of the Year Edition by Flux Casey reviews
Harry Potter dies in the graveyard of Little Hangleton. GAME OVER. Start new game? Concept borrowed from Majin Hentai X and Chibi-Reaper. ABANDONED
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 37,205 - Reviews: 1504 - Favs: 4,182 - Follows: 5,183 - Updated: 12/24/2013 - Published: 4/23/2012 - Harry P. - Complete
Time MixUp by Lucillia reviews
Four different people from four different time-lines travel to the past for various reasons, and end up in the same time-line upon which they wreak havoc. Follow the adventures of the "time traveling" Naruto, Kakashi, Jiraiya, and Tenzo.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 84,082 - Reviews: 2326 - Favs: 4,888 - Follows: 3,624 - Updated: 12/22/2013 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Naruto U., Kakashi H., Jiraiya, Yamato - Complete
Squad 7 and their Accidental Instructor by OTT-False reviews
Adopted with permission from Rorschach's Blot. Naruto sets out to retrieve his team's wayward sensei and comes back with...her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 20,414 - Reviews: 845 - Favs: 3,274 - Follows: 3,211 - Updated: 12/7/2013 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Team Seven, Anko M.
Short and Admittedly Not Exactly Sweet by Sir Chris reviews
Scenes that could have happened somewhere in Harry Potter's extended canon, although probably not, 100 words at a time.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 29 - Words: 3,757 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/29/2013 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Thinking in Little Green Boxes by Diresquirrel reviews
A certain young wizard ends up at 4 Privy Drive instead of 4 Privet Drive. He is raised with loving care by a cuddly Merc with a Mouth. WARNING: now with 19.96% more Death Eaters and a Rodent of Death.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 48 - Words: 103,699 - Reviews: 958 - Favs: 2,708 - Follows: 2,113 - Updated: 11/21/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Harry P.
How to Gain an Invisible Friend by apocalypse later reviews
or 'Adventures in the Worst Afterlife EVER', because Ace sure didn't sign up for this s***. What happened to eternal peace? Or more importantly, his hat? (In which Ace is a time-traveling ghost, his younger self is unimpressed, Sabo is alive and Luffy is stupid.)
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,653 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 640 - Follows: 624 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Ace, Luffy, Sabo
Winter Child by Sisaat reviews
A collection of often related drabbles/oneshots and short arcs centering on Jack Frost. You might want to read them in order. Cover by me. (128. "When Fear is Fun") Halloween should have been Pitch's day, but things had turned differently.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 128 - Words: 145,023 - Reviews: 2189 - Favs: 1,069 - Follows: 1,027 - Updated: 10/31/2013 - Published: 12/17/2012 - Bunnymund, Jack Frost, Jamie, Sophie
Crossing the Line by The Antic Repartee reviews
It took more than defeating the Green Death for Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III to become the warrior chieftain of lore. There were more eyes to open, more minds to change, and his ambition only continued to grow with the aid of two women. HxA, HxC, mild AxOC
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 51,676 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 466 - Follows: 292 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 5/25/2011 - Hiccup, Astrid, Camicazi - Complete
Motivation by Durandall reviews
Kakashi made a mistake. Shikamaru is smart. Shino is skilled. Naruto is strong. Maybe something amazing could happen, with the right ... motivation.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 136,375 - Reviews: 1043 - Favs: 3,895 - Follows: 3,812 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 2/18/2011
Intentions Verse 2: A Series of Firsts by KeelieThompson1 reviews
As John settles into the Holmes family they all experience a few firsts and remember a few others. Sequel to 'No Intention' where John is Sherlock's son. Warnings for discussions about abuse and unusual childhoods. Watch out for chapter warnings.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 115,586 - Reviews: 922 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 10/21/2013 - Published: 1/16/2013 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Naruto: Ramen Days by Rathanel reviews
After dying at the end of the Sand-Sound Invasion, Naruto finds that his life is governed by a strange set of rules that he is still trying to figure out. VideoGame!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 122,571 - Reviews: 2025 - Favs: 5,124 - Follows: 5,366 - Updated: 10/20/2013 - Published: 2/9/2012 - Naruto U.
Wizard for Hire by Dark-Syaoran reviews
Do you have a problem that needs fixing? Who better to call than Harry Potter, savior of the wizarding world?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,607 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 1,371 - Follows: 1,737 - Updated: 10/6/2013 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Harry P.
The Swarm Lord by Marine3950 reviews
A soldier dies on Earth, and is spirited away to a distant planet, and the only way he can protect himself and his family on this dangerous new world is with something more dangerous: the power of the Zerg Swarm. But will the power of the Swarm go to his head when blood is shed? *CURRENTLY BEING REWRITTEN!
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 15 - Words: 35,825 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 9/23/2013 - Published: 8/20/2012 - OC - Complete
Delenda Est by Lord Silvere reviews
Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 392,449 - Reviews: 7591 - Favs: 14,192 - Follows: 8,878 - Updated: 9/21/2013 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Sharingan Rats by Lucillia reviews
At Wave, it is discovered that Naruto has the Sharingan, and everything goes off into left field from there. Especially after Sasuke and Naruto discover that the Uchiha clan has been cursed to be continually reborn as rats. One of two stories about Naruto with the Sharingan which diverge at Chapter 9. If you want the story without the Uchiha rats, see Uzumaki and Uchiha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 17,511 - Reviews: 367 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 746 - Updated: 9/19/2013 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Izuna U., Obito U.
The Master of Death by rgm0005 reviews
In one world, an old man's life ends. In another, a foolish wizard performs a ritual and calls upon the Master of Death. And in both, there is a sound-a sound like an oncoming train. To the well-organized mind, death is but the next great adventure.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,139 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 2,764 - Follows: 3,123 - Updated: 9/17/2013 - Published: 1/27/2012 - Harry P., H. Dresden
Hokage Swap by Lucillia reviews
Thanks to a seal gone wrong, Senju Hashirama and company - including a still living Uchiha Izuna - have ended up in the age of Rokudaime Hokage Uzumaki-Namikaze Naruto, and Naruto has ended up at the beginning of the Shodai Hokage's reign. AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,130 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 992 - Follows: 1,026 - Updated: 9/14/2013 - Published: 1/28/2012 - Naruto U., Madara U., Hashirama S., Tobirama S.
Guardian Whatever by Lucillia reviews
After The Apocalypse That Wasn't Mark I, a chance meeting at a diner nets the Winchester boys a guardian of roughly angelic stock.
Crossover - Good Omens & Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,641 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 242 - Follows: 252 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 5/21/2012 - A. Crowley, Dean W.
Further Accords of Madness by LadyDragon1316 reviews
Of the 16 Accords of Madness, only 3 have been revealed thus far. But Sheogorath is not an idle daedra, and madness knows no bounds.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,768 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 9/13/2013 - Published: 9/9/2012 - Sheogorath
Duality by Lucillia reviews
In one world: Obito died saving his teammates. Konoha's Original Hyperactive Knuckle-headed Unpredictable Ninja Uchiha Tobi is Naruto's caretaker, and Uchiha Madara is the driving force behind the Akatsuki, still alive and running around doing his own dirty work despite his advanced age. Both men share the same body, and both try to live their lives despite this fact.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,859 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 360 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Naruto U., Madara U.
Obito by Lucillia reviews
He knew that smile which he'd kill to see again, that laugh he'd kill to hear again, that attitude he'd once considered disgraceful. Though he didn't know it when he'd brought the child who had them now home with him, it would be through that child that his son would be returned to him.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,277 - Reviews: 442 - Favs: 1,123 - Follows: 1,274 - Updated: 9/12/2013 - Published: 2/4/2010 - Naruto U., Obito U.
Overlord of Pandora by Omega Overlord reviews
Story 3:Freshly anointed as the Grand Overlord, Erasmus Killgore sets out again to settle his restless spirit and sooth his troubled mind. What will he find waiting for him upon this alien world? Natrual selection in all its brutal glory.
Crossover - Overlord & Avatar - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 64,601 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 11/14/2012 - Complete
Staring into the Abyss- An Oral History of the Kaiju War: Part 1 by Pollardinator reviews
A prequel to the events of the movie detailing the international effort behind the first Kaiju attacks and the formation of the Pan Pacific Defence Corps . From Jaeger pilots and military personnel to world leaders and civilians,all have their own part to play as humanity begins its war against extinction. Written in the style of Max Brooks World War Z.
Pacific Rim - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,072 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/1/2013 - Published: 7/16/2013 - Mako M., Stacker P., Crimson Typhoon, OC
The Life and Times by Jewels5 reviews
She was dramatic. He was dynamic. She was precise. He was impulsive. He was James, and she was Lily, and one day they shared a kiss, but before that they shared many arguments, for he was cocky, and she was sweet, and matters of the heart require time.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 36 - Words: 613,762 - Reviews: 11621 - Favs: 11,060 - Follows: 9,491 - Updated: 8/30/2013 - Published: 7/8/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Oops by michaelsuave reviews
Go back to the beginning, that was the plan. Stop Voldemort on the cusp of becoming a dark lord, stop him before he created his first horcrux and change history before it could be written. That was the plan, only Harry made a mistake. HIATUS
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 35,183 - Reviews: 722 - Favs: 1,840 - Follows: 2,044 - Updated: 8/28/2013 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P.
Ice Cream by Vahkhiin reviews
"I heard daddy coming home," he said simply. "And I wanted to see Jarvis take the suit of him." Tony/Pepper
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 51 - Words: 54,406 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 352 - Follows: 351 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 10/31/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Firebird's Son: Book I of the Firebird Trilogy by Darth Marrs reviews
He stepped into a world he didn't understand, following footprints he could not see, toward a destiny he could never imagine. How can one boy make a world brighter when it is so very dark to begin with? A completely AU Harry Potter universe.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 40 - Words: 172,506 - Reviews: 3888 - Favs: 5,003 - Follows: 3,698 - Updated: 8/24/2013 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Harry P., Luna L. - Complete
Commentarius by B.C Daily reviews
Lily has always considered herself ordinary. But as she enters her 7th year, things start changing and Lily starts going a bit mad. Suddenly, she's Head Girl, her mates are acting strangely, and there's a new James Potter she can't seem to get rid of. PRE-HBP
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 739,666 - Reviews: 3566 - Favs: 4,995 - Follows: 4,410 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 1/3/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Ranger Harry by Meteoricshipyards reviews
My 2010 Nanowrimo story. A crossover between Harry Potter and Advanced Dungeons and Dragons. Harry ends up in an ADnD world at a young age. Trained as a Ranger, when Dumbledore gets him back he's not a little boy any more.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Dungeons and Dragons - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 66,306 - Reviews: 707 - Favs: 1,946 - Follows: 2,170 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 11/1/2011 - N. Tonks
Harry Potter: Hero of the Wizarding World? by JK Pratchett reviews
An aged Harry reveals the scandalous truth about his youthful exploits. Read how a lying, womanising coward became the hero of the magical world. Rated M for language and sexual content. Title changed to comply with website's guidelines.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,935 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 8/19/2013 - Published: 6/14/2010
Corona Vice by AstroLatte reviews
In a show of excellent judgment, the King teams Eugene with the Captain of the Guards to kick ass, take names, and try really hard not to kill each other.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 18,607 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 8/18/2013 - Published: 8/26/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
The Empty Cage by Rathanel reviews
AU. Desperate and rushed, Minato Namikaze is forced to rely on the Death God's seal, a seal he doesn't fully understand, and his son pays the price with his life. So who is the blond-haired kid running around Konoha? M for language and violence.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 58 - Words: 373,732 - Reviews: 1923 - Favs: 2,935 - Follows: 2,597 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Kyuubi/Kurama
Devolution by What-Ansketil-Did-Next reviews
Tamper with the deepest mysteries – the source of life, the essence of self – only if prepared for consequences of the most extreme and dangerous kind. It appears that one or more of Lord Voldemort's experiments have worked. A disturbing one-shot. No pairing.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,280 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 23 - Published: 8/8/2013 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
I, Red by Transcendent Oddity reviews
Some people are born free. Others will never escape their cages. I may be inches away from death, but this I swear - one day, I will stand on top of the world. And on that day, I will finally be truly free.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,832 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 8/8/2013 - Published: 8/8/2012 - Red
Growth Unhindered by Corncake reviews
Dumbledore, hoping to spare Harry from the woes of fame and give him a normal childhood, doesn't send Harry the Hogwarts admission. Now, upon the return of the Dark Lord, Dumbledore's hand is forced, and he "introduces" Harry to the wizarding world. But Harry discovered magic all on his own, and a cunning, powerful Harry is loosed upon Hogwarts. HHr. Powerful!Slytherin!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 27,327 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 1,185 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Boy with Haki by donalgraeme reviews
What if Luffy discovered his Haki at a young age? Like, when Shanks was around. Watch as a stronger, smarter Luffy emerges to take the Grand Line by storm with the power of the King's Disposition. Warning, some content could be considered spoilers. LuNa
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 101,866 - Reviews: 961 - Favs: 2,288 - Follows: 1,948 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 9/27/2009 - Luffy
Serendipity by Nadiea reviews
Jim's not a jerk, well, not always, at least! Spock's about to meet T'Pring and Nyota wonders why crazy seems like business as usual on the Enterprise. Kirk/Uhura.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 100,255 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 214 - Updated: 8/4/2013 - Published: 10/7/2009 - J. Kirk, N. Uhura
The Two From Class B by Lucillia reviews
Despite the fact that Hyuuga Hiashi and Hyuuga Hizashi were probably on one of the most renown teams in Konoha history, learning under Jiraiya of the Sannin alongside Namikaze Minato himself, they were never going to say a single word about it. As far as they were concerned, they'd never been Genin, and anyone who said otherwise was lying.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,276 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 152 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 5/20/2013 - Jiraiya, Minato N., Hiashi H., Hizashi H.
Handler of the Jinchuuriki by Writing bunny reviews
Most Hidden Villages have a person assigned to take care of their jinchuuriki. Konoha doesn't. Why? Maybe there's a reason.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,108 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,007 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 7/29/2013 - Published: 8/15/2012 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Knowledge is Useful, But Power is Power by DisobedienceWriter reviews
Harry and Hermione are gifted a handwritten book at the beginning of Fourth Year. A book that reveals horrible truths about the world they live in. Prepare for a tougher Harry and a battle focused on the Ministry.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 93,462 - Reviews: 1441 - Favs: 4,314 - Follows: 2,966 - Updated: 7/28/2013 - Published: 6/13/2012 - Complete
Raised By GLaDOS by apple2011 reviews
When Vernon Dursley tries to pass his baby nephew onto Aperture where he works he ends up a victim of GLaDOS when she activates but Harry survives and when GLaDOS senses his magic he is about to join a very unusual family. So when he goes to Hogwarts years later how will things change with him being raised by a mental AI and a loving but quiet woman.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 43,413 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 1,195 - Follows: 1,225 - Updated: 7/11/2013 - Published: 3/4/2013 - Harry P., GLaDOS
Escapologist Harry by Racke reviews
Harry runs away at age four. After bringing him back, Dumbledore's attempts to keep him at Privet Drive gets progressively more ridiculously extreme with each of his escapes. Animagus!Harry, Crack
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,884 - Reviews: 574 - Favs: 6,622 - Follows: 1,847 - Published: 7/8/2013 - Harry P. - Complete
Connections by aszecsei reviews
In canon, Harry sought the acceptance of the adults around him. Tom Riddle sought to exercise power over everyone else. This Harry never wants to feel helpless again. Sociopath!Harry, some minor Harry/Fleur.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 31,311 - Reviews: 646 - Favs: 2,024 - Follows: 2,269 - Updated: 7/6/2013 - Published: 8/23/2011 - Harry P.
Pregnant by obsessedsoul reviews
River is pregnant and hormonal...and not entirely prepared for motherhood.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,082 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 6/25/2013 - Published: 4/9/2013 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor
What to Expect When She's Expecting by BG Sparrow reviews
Week by week, Tony Stark tries to survive expectant fatherhood and faces his most intimidating rival yet - Pregnant Pepper. Pepperony fluff. Post-IM3.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,669 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 6/21/2013 - Published: 5/6/2013 - [V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony] - Complete
And I Won't Leave Until You Come Downstairs by CaffeineChic reviews
He bursts into the room, all swirling energy and boundless plans.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 931 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/3/2013 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
A Matter of Perspective by Clell65619 reviews
One of the Magical World's strangest creations is the Mirror of Erised. But that isn't the only magical mirror in the world, as Harry finds out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,815 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 664 - Follows: 255 - Published: 6/1/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Will You Go Out With My Big, Green AlterEgo? by dhauren reviews
Stark flipped his face plate up and studied the scene. "I think she just gave Hulk his first sexual experience." Thor comes to rescue Jane and Darcy with the Avengers in tow. Hulk makes an appearance, and is impressed by a taser-happy intern.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,106 - Reviews: 983 - Favs: 2,086 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 5/30/2013 - Published: 5/27/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B.
Harry amidst the Vaults of Stone by NothingPretentious reviews
Following the fall of Voldemort, it is up to the Gringotts goblins to carry out the terms of the Potters' will. What will happen when young Harry Potter - halfblood, Parselmouth, curse-scarred, outsider - is raised in the stalagmite city of Underfoot?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 157,245 - Reviews: 2166 - Favs: 3,816 - Follows: 4,454 - Updated: 5/24/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P.
A Great Father by AngelShep reviews
Challenge: "Tell me there's not a twelve-year-old boy waiting outside." "Thirteen, actually. Joking aside, he's not in the car, he's home. And yes he's yours." Maya wasn't joking. Tony was a father. And their son had just lost his mother. IM3 spoilers
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,052 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/19/2013 - A. E. Stark/Tony, Maya H. - Complete
The Pandorica Seen Through Time by WhooligAni reviews
What happened to the mad Centurion and his big stone box all those centuries?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 79,039 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 667 - Updated: 5/13/2013 - Published: 9/21/2011 - Rory W.
The Gift of Greatness by Levi Matthews reviews
When the Lone Wanderer walked out of the Vault, he had no idea of the destiny before him. In a world ravaged by war and fire, Gabriel Matthews finds love, hardship, and discovers his gift of greatness. A Fallout 3 Epic. Male Lone Wanderer/Sarah Lyons. Image by Darcad (Deviantart) and used with permission.
Fallout - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 137,974 - Reviews: 311 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 482 - Updated: 5/12/2013 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Lone Wanderer, Sarah Lyons
Dirty Little Witch by Azrael38 reviews
It's the summer after 5th year and Harry is not a happy camper. With his godfather dead, Harry has nobody left to turn to. Except one. One who has been with him since the beginning...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,703 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 874 - Follows: 549 - Updated: 5/2/2013 - Published: 2/19/2013 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
The Road to Tsuchikage by Lucillia reviews
An infant Naruto was brought to Iwagakure where he was raised ignorant of his origins and heritage. Like his canon counterpart, he too wants to protect his village, gain acknowledgement, and become a Kage. Answer to Hecktols' Stolen Hero Challenge.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,498 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 350 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 4/30/2013 - Published: 3/27/2012 - Naruto U., Ōnoki
The Montague Street Doctor by The Circus reviews
Just because Sherlock stopped, doesn't mean the Work has to. London is John's city now and he will keep it together with stitching, string, his healing, the food off his table, and sometimes the clothes off his back. John Watson keeps going. He's good at that.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 63,446 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 910 - Follows: 286 - Updated: 4/23/2013 - Published: 7/5/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
First Try: Shippuden by Lucillia reviews
It has been three years since Team 7 broke apart and each member went their own way. Now, the Akatsuki are on the move, as is Orochimaru, and things become more complicated as problems at home arise and threaten to distract everyone from their duties at a most critical time. Sequel to First Try: Team 7
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,679 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 1,488 - Follows: 1,853 - Updated: 4/22/2013 - Published: 1/6/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Naruto and his Uzumaki Heritage by funkmasterjo reviews
Naruto plus Uzumaki Heritage. Because I had to do it. Let's make Uzumaki!Naruto an actual tag. I'm gonna be honest though, don't expect a lot of effort from me.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,520 - Reviews: 406 - Favs: 937 - Follows: 938 - Updated: 3/31/2013 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Ten Changes by Serenity Marie reviews
Ten changes that come with a stable-ish relationship. Tony/Pepper. Post IM2. Short snippets of life.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,103 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 5/7/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
In Which Sirius Can't Tell a Story to Save His Life by SilverWolf7007 reviews
Remus orders Sirius to tell Harry a bedtime story. Harry, however, is fifteen and would really rather just go to sleep. Oh, and Sirius's story sucks.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,337 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 675 - Follows: 167 - Published: 3/20/2013 - Harry P., Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Unfortunately Unbreakable by Luan Mao reviews
Unbreakably bound to someone you can't stand? How unfortunate.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,933 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 3/16/2013 - Published: 3/6/2013 - Harry P., Pansy P. - Complete
The Chameleon by Airplane reviews
Everything Rapunzel needed to know about the outside world could be taught by a mechanical chameleon. Right? Steampunk AU
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 50,458 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 297 - Updated: 3/13/2013 - Published: 9/6/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Please Don't Stop the Rain by lightblue-Nymphadora reviews
Harry tries to make sense of his life a year after the war. Rated for language. Will eventually be Harry/Tonks
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 28,506 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 8/16/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Arcana by the Imaginizer reviews
Harry Potter's life as we know it is entrenched with destiny, sewn together like a tightly plotted book. But what if his bond with destiny was far more imminent? What if whatever card said that Harry Potter is rubbish at divination was turned upside down? Discontinued, for all intents and purposes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 167,030 - Reviews: 1685 - Favs: 2,913 - Follows: 2,942 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Harry P.
Redheads and Robots by mechawaka reviews
Gaige's first experiences with Pandora! (Work in progress. Some language but nothing ridiculous)
Borderlands - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,790 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 3/10/2013 - Published: 2/14/2013 - Gaige, Zer0
Local Man Finds His Arcade 'Turbotastic' by Cadavatar reviews
Mr. Litwak isn't stupid. He knows more than most would think. Oneshot.
Wreck-It Ralph - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 1,998 - Follows: 415 - Updated: 3/8/2013 - Published: 11/5/2012 - Mr. Litwak - Complete
Something Scary by Plagius reviews
Young and alone Naruto is corrupted Kyuubi's evil influence, becoming the very monster that Minato died to seal away. With the power of the nine tails in his grasp, only one man can save Naruto from his inner demon, the legendary super pervert Jiraiya.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 85,295 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 1,143 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Naruto U., Jiraiya
I Solemnly Swear by StarKid McFly reviews
James is infatuated. Remus feels taken for granted. Peter wants to be noticed by girls. And Sirius? Sirius is just there to stir it all up. But what else could you expect from the Marauders?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,255 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 3/6/2013 - Published: 9/27/2010 - James P., Sirius B.
Without a Hitch by The Antic Repartee reviews
A Hitchups continuum: Hiccup made a choice, and that choice opened an entire universe of experiences. A series of one-shots tell the story before, during, and after the epic prologue Hitchups. The journey to Ragnarök is a long one. *categories may change*
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,583 - Reviews: 440 - Favs: 1,063 - Follows: 1,046 - Updated: 3/4/2013 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless
Conversations With Teddy by AmiliaPadfoot reviews
We have many conversations throughout life, interesting ones, boring ones, hurtful onse, some full of jokes, some...more somber. Talks of love, betrayal, pure madness and misery. But it's the ones with Harry, Teddy remembers most. Care to take a peek?
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 9 - Words: 29,698 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 2/24/2013 - Published: 11/22/2011 - Teddy L., Harry P.
Unwanted Dream by Wolfwhispers reviews
Not everyone wants to be a trainer, nor does everyone even want to deal with pokemon, but when Shaun is forced to become a trainer for his freedom he finds himself fighting tooth and nail just to survive in this warring world.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 90,767 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 2/22/2013 - Published: 2/23/2011
The Darkest Lord by Lord Darth Master reviews
A galactic accident sends an entire Sith fleet four thousand years into the future. From there, Darth Revan is forced to re-establish power and launch war against the empire, while the Rebel Alliance is caught between the two Sith forces.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 159,678 - Reviews: 484 - Favs: 811 - Follows: 766 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Revan, Bastila S.
The Importance of Being Family by laurelangel reviews
So, Konoha doesn't have child protective services. They do have a chronically tardy jounin whose aggravating pug-dog conscience bullies him into tolerating a new room-mate. Or two. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,856 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 341 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Kakashi H., Naruto U.
The Fourth Option by commandocucumber reviews
Post ME3. Shep/Miri & a little rebuilding. Cover art by Skllhrt. Check out his profile please! :)
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 103,996 - Reviews: 674 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 382 - Updated: 2/12/2013 - Published: 3/10/2012 - Shepard (M), Miranda L. - Complete
Ninja of Kanto by BonesBoy15 reviews
An accident with his Rasengan causes Naruto to wake up in Pallet Town. We'll follow Naruto as he searches for the Legendary Mew, the same being that got him into this mess. Rated T for language.
Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,291 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,406 - Updated: 2/11/2013 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Eevee/Eievui, Naruto U.
Harebrained by Acacia24 reviews
If that clown could have a henchwoman, then so could he, Tetch mused. It would be unethical. But, on the other hand, it would be nice to have a partner in crime. And, after all, it was her choice, not his.
Batman the Animated Series - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 17 - Words: 41,432 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 2/6/2013 - Published: 11/9/2010 - Mad Hatter
Love is a Many Splendored thing by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Short fic: Harry and Dumbledore catch up after the former's son reaches Hogwarts.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 449 - Follows: 137 - Published: 2/4/2013 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete
Don't Panic – Only 780 Weeks until the Next Dark Lord by apAidan reviews
It's the afternoon after the Battle of Hogwarts and people's priorities in getting things back on track come into conflict. The new Minister and the Ministry have their priorities, Harry and Hermione have theirs. EWE? Compliant. My apologies if anyone is offended by the joke at the end of the story. They really need a genre category for 'snark'. If this has been done before
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,141 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 137 - Published: 1/28/2013 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Time Travel Jutsu by Lucillia reviews
Just because there isn't one now doesn't mean there won't be one in the future.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 524 - Follows: 151 - Published: 1/25/2013 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
You Would Defy Nature? by Armchair Professor reviews
"We are opposites, you and I." She wanted it, he wanted it, but his tears had been the ultimate betrayal to them both. "It is impossible for us to be together."
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 31,985 - Reviews: 376 - Favs: 372 - Follows: 272 - Updated: 1/22/2013 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Finn, Flame Princess - Complete
Naruto: Shinobi Wars by Geor-sama reviews
There are storm clouds swirling on the horizon, the nations are marching toward the inevitable...its been nearly three years and Uzumaki Naruto returns with the swell of the blood tide.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 42 - Words: 379,281 - Reviews: 1433 - Favs: 2,470 - Follows: 2,098 - Updated: 1/17/2013 - Published: 9/30/2008 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
The Zerg Swarm by East Bridge reviews
After being struck by lightning, a young man of Earth woke up in a barbaric and hostile world. His only tool of survival: the ability to spawn the Zerg swarm.
StarCraft - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 79,121 - Reviews: 547 - Favs: 1,337 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 1/10/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Complete
Notes From the Hokage by Lucillia reviews
With two wars, the aftermath of the Kyuubi attack, the Uchiha Massacre and the invasion of Konoha, the Sandaime had had an exciting and eventful time in office. Throughout that term, he had to frequently remind those under his command that they were ninja not hooligans.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 780 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 598 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 11/2/2012 - Hiruzen S., Naruto U.
A Man of the World by SmoothPapaJ reviews
Cho'Gath attempts to teach his voidling protégé the finer points of etiquette. It does not go well.
League of Legends - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,739 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 1/8/2013 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Cho'Gath, Kog'Maw
Intentions Verse 1: No intention by KeelieThompson1 reviews
Sherlock Holmes had his first experience of sex when he was sixteen years old, with a girl who was the daughter of his father's buisiness partner, helped along with a stolen bottle of scotch and a rather ancient looking condom stolen from the wallet of an obnoxious party guest. Somehow, eleven years and three months later, he's faced with ten year old John Watson.(Sequel up)
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 57,121 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 1,066 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 1/4/2013 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Professor Riddle and the Quest for Tenure by Zalgo Jenkins reviews
More than two decades ago, Headmaster Dippet made the fateful decision to hire Tom Riddle as an associate Hogwarts professor. And now, at last, Riddle's double life as Lord Voldemort is threatening to bring the Wizarding World to its knees…if only he can convince his students to leave him alone.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,949 - Reviews: 124 - Favs: 457 - Follows: 489 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 11/15/2012 - Voldemort
Naruto: The Doctor by ETR101 reviews
AU - Medic!Naruto. He was an overqualified medic-nin, a prodigy in his art and also well off financially. His life is perfect, so once it's ruined when the Hokage decides that he should be out in the field more and meeting people his age, how will he adjust? Rated M to be safe. Discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 56,593 - Reviews: 466 - Favs: 1,546 - Follows: 1,403 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 7/8/2012 - Naruto U.
Allure Immune Harry by Racke reviews
Harry had no idea why the boys in the Great Hall drooled over themselves as the students from Beuxbatons made their entrance, but he knew better than to let an opportunity slip. He hurriedly stole Ron's sandwich. It tasted gloriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,628 - Reviews: 648 - Favs: 9,191 - Follows: 2,600 - Published: 12/29/2012 - Harry P., Fleur D. - Complete
Whole by Shattered Apocalypse reviews
She wants (wanted) Sasuke. He wanted (wants) Sakura. She sees Uchiha in him, he sees Sakura in her. They weren't meant to be together. The system had broken. "I'm sorry I'm not her."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,703 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/27/2012 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Ghost by Onmysignalunleashwords reviews
"Her face. I remember her face." A boy trained to kill is brought into the light. Grey, different Naruto heavily stealth based and Root trained, but not in the traditional sense. How will he cope with that most dangerous of foes: emotion?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 63 - Words: 210,265 - Reviews: 1839 - Favs: 2,543 - Follows: 1,632 - Updated: 12/23/2012 - Published: 5/14/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Well, This Is Complicated by freckles-knows reviews
100 Wholock drabbles that are 100 words long.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 12,182 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/22/2012 - Published: 10/22/2011 - 11th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
Naruto of the Salamander by Snorkackle reviews
A young, lonely and impressionable Naruto meets a legendary Black Salamander of Ame. Nobody would know just how big of a change such a small happening could make until the legend of Uzumaki Naruto had already begun. Naruto x Ino & Team Ten – 11/05/2012
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 53,670 - Reviews: 1069 - Favs: 3,428 - Follows: 3,432 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/3/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y.
Vulpine by Saphroneth reviews
Not entirely serious story. So, performing a summoning technique without a contract lands you with your most appropriate summon? Naruto sees someone summoning while still in the academy, and gives it a go.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 97,478 - Reviews: 694 - Favs: 4,364 - Follows: 2,177 - Updated: 12/10/2012 - Published: 7/15/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
A Dalek Lantern by Gree reviews
The Red Lantern Corps gains an unusual new recruit... Reviews and comments are welcomed.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Green Lantern - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 59,278 - Reviews: 290 - Favs: 487 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 12/2/2012 - Published: 5/17/2012 - Daleks
Red by veggieman3 reviews
A gritty, more realistic look at the world of Pokemon. Kanto is a human colony well in the future which has been active for about three years, but has been pushed to the brink of starvation by the local wildlife, which became hostile mysteriously in the last year. The story follows Red, a child from Pallet Town, as he travels through Kanto after being exiled from his home.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 13,714 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 11/18/2012 - Published: 10/21/2012 - Red
Coming Back Late by alchymie reviews
We all remember the scene from "Deathly Hallows": Harry was struck down by the Dark Lord, and his spirit seemed to go to King's Cross and confer with Albus Dumbledore. Suppose, instead of returning directly to his body, Harry's spirit came back late?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 221,852 - Reviews: 1508 - Favs: 2,562 - Follows: 3,057 - Updated: 11/15/2012 - Published: 11/12/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Pirate Overlord by Omega Overlord reviews
Story 2: The Fourth Overlord is plauged by the shadow of his mighty father, and is left with no other recourse than to go beyond. A world of gold and glory is ripe for conquest, for the one that is willing to take it.
Crossover - One Piece & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 74,427 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 3/21/2012 - Complete
The Game by Sage of Eyes reviews
Dying after failing to summon to Gamabunta in the ravine, Naruto is surprised to find that his life isn't as real as he wanted it to be. Will he ever find out how to finish the game? Will he ever find the right ending? Done with Permission. Will feature Realistic battles and Injuries, Lighthearted comedy with future grim battles, suggestive content in the future. Discretion needed.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 22,909 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 11/6/2012 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Naruto U.
Strawberries & Shawarma by kkann reviews
He who laughs last thinks slowest and drunk men make for rather interesting storytellers. Besides, what better way to get to know your new teammates than to live with them for an undisclosed period of time? Surely your girlfriend won't mind. Too much. Post-Avengers. Pepperony. Features the entire cast, humor and feels.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 62,028 - Reviews: 360 - Favs: 516 - Follows: 554 - Updated: 11/3/2012 - Published: 5/8/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
The Forgotten Contract by James Spookie reviews
Susan discovers on her birthday she is betrothed to the Boy-Who-Lived. Can the two get over themselves and get to know each other and try to be friends? Possibly even more?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 165,792 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 4,927 - Follows: 2,842 - Updated: 10/24/2012 - Published: 4/3/2012 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
The First Night by MaybeIfI reviews
MAJOR SPOILERS FOR THE MOVIE. A post-movie one-shot involving Tooth, Jack Frost, cold weather, memories, and Titanic.
Rise of the Guardians - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,802 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 296 - Follows: 62 - Published: 10/5/2012 - Tooth, Jack Frost - Complete
Forcible Redemption by Sarah1281 reviews
Loki had given a lot of thought to what his punishment might be but this one might be the worst of all. Apparently he was going to be redeemed. By THOR. That was such a bad idea it was painful. Where was an abyss to be thrown into when you needed it?
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,916 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 723 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 10/4/2012 - Published: 5/26/2012 - Thor, Loki - Complete
Super by Airplane reviews
Rapunzel's an honorable, crime fighting hero. And she's having a tryst. With a cat burglar. AU.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 65,962 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 902 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 9/29/2012 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R. - Complete
Criminal Limit by Silens Cursor reviews
'The blade must pass through the fire, else it will break.' The Dark Lord aims to break the wizarding world through an arsenal of lies, despair, and betrayal. Using every bit of knowledge, magic, influence, and power he has, Harry must break the tide - before the demons lurking inside break him instead. Sequel to 'Renegade Cause', Harry/Tonks, Daphne/Tracey
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Crime - Chapters: 6 - Words: 39,547 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 346 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 9/26/2012 - Published: 7/31/2012 - Harry P., N. Tonks
Four Teams by Racke reviews
The Genin 12 all graduated in the same year; thus, they were all separated into different teams. Sakura is professional, Hinata wears sunglasses, Ino is NOT crushing, Tenten battles Konoha's insanity, and Kiba hates everyone.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 18,851 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 895 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 9/21/2012 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Complete
Brutal Harry by LordsFire reviews
Systematically abused and degraded children do not suddenly turn into well-adjusted members of society when removed from the abusive situation. Nor do they tend to be very trusting of others, or forgiving. Sequel up.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 100,387 - Reviews: 2758 - Favs: 9,111 - Follows: 4,243 - Updated: 9/16/2012 - Published: 6/18/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Leaf Style Maelstrom by Soulblazer87 reviews
'Leaf Style Shinobi, Uzumaki Naruto' So he had introduced himself. What about if that became a little bit more... literal? No decided pairings if ever, new jutsu and general insanity.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 150,569 - Reviews: 504 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 1,480 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 11/3/2011 - Naruto U.
Officer Calling 1080 by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
Officer John Weldon was the new cop in town. He had been briefly informed of a certain dynamic duo who patrolled the streets at night. He had NOT been warned that one of those two heroes was a child. Nor had he been cautioned that he should NEVER argue speeding regulations with Batman.
Young Justice - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,422 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 776 - Follows: 135 - Published: 9/10/2012 - Richard G./Nightwing, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
Mass Effect: A New History by Bombsquad reviews
A continuation of the 'A new Past' story arch. The Alliance and Citadel have an uneasy peace...and the Alliance's safety and security is threated from without and from within, by extremists and terrorists...and one being whose mind is subverted.
Mass Effect - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 68,896 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 596 - Follows: 617 - Updated: 9/8/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Nihlus K.
Marvel: This Is War by ThisPageHasBeenAbandoned93 reviews
AU. postM-Day. A teen was found in a burning building, then taken to the hospital. He woke up and somehow made his way to Xavier's, becoming a combat teacher to students his age. His name is Naruto, but you can call him War. Naru/harem. R&R INDEFINITE HIATUS - MAY BE MOVED TO ANOTHER AUTHOR
Crossover - Marvel & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 40,416 - Reviews: 308 - Favs: 1,165 - Follows: 1,114 - Updated: 9/7/2012 - Published: 5/16/2011 - Naruto U.
Fire in Your Eyes by Psychick23 reviews
AU. Seventeen-year-old Hatake Kakashi sat down with the bundle cradled against his stomach, almost as still as the thing in his arms. But it wasn't going to stay that way and he was clueless as to what he should be doing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 55,848 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 9/4/2012 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.
Ambient by Caliburn reviews
The British magical community is on the verge of collapse. Two factions at war for what's left of society, Hermione's fled the country, Ron's losing himself, Tonks is dying, Luna's been murdered & Harry's living alone in Gringotts. A Harry Potter Mystery.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 113,842 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 10/22/2009 - Harry P., Romilda V.
When In Doubt, Obliviate by Sarah1281 reviews
When a chance meeting reveals Harry's planned fate to Lockhart, he knows what he has to do: rescue him and raise him as his own to properly manage his celebrity status. Harry gets a magical upbringing, Lockhart gets the Boy-Who-Lived...everybody wins!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 114,644 - Reviews: 2797 - Favs: 3,156 - Follows: 1,981 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Harry P., Gilderoy L. - Complete
Superman: New Beginnings by ben10987654321 reviews
The world has a Justice League. The world has a Clark Kent. The world has no Superman. Not yet anyway. A different beginning for our Man of Steel.
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 41 - Words: 283,083 - Reviews: 1088 - Favs: 859 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 7/14/2011 - [Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Dinah L./Black Canary] Diana of Themyscira/Wonder Woman, Lex Luthor - Complete
Seduction by hitori.no.boku reviews
Naruto learned a bit more on his trip with Jiraiya than expected. It was all a game. And he never lost.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 19,862 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 967 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 8/19/2012 - Published: 8/7/2011 - Naruto U., Ino Y. - Complete
Playing Games by Lucillia reviews
Back before he started at the Academy, Naruto had a group of friends that he used to play with under the cover of darkness.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 12,757 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 1,171 - Follows: 543 - Updated: 8/11/2012 - Published: 6/18/2012 - Naruto U. - Complete
Papabear by Bleeding Jazz Gums reviews
"Because I promise you, if this happens again, which I know it won't, this place will burn."
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,007 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 2,411 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 7/7/2012 - Jarvis, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
NaruShikaChou by Lucillia reviews
Otherwise known as Team Slacker.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,755 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 768 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 4/15/2012 - Naruto U., Shikamaru N., Chōji A.
Linger by Duzzie reviews
AU. They're just a bunch of lonely kids in a hospital ward before he comes along: the boy with a smile like sunshine.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 23 - Words: 3,176 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Nami, Luffy - Complete
How to Prevent a Coup by EvilFuzzy9 reviews
Over the years, many have postulated on the underlying causes of the Uchiha Massacre and the planned coup that necessitated it. Many have also proposed ways that it could have been prevented. But nobody could have predicted that THIS would have worked.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,572 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/26/2012 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Minato N., Fugaku U.
Paranoid by TheSweetSerenity reviews
They called him paranoid. Pepper preferred the term cautious. Added little one shots, and then a look at the team's view on Tony.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,820 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 1,280 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 7/20/2012 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Pepper P., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Naruto: Myoushuu no Fuuin by May Wren reviews
A seal had managed to defeat and imprison the Kyuubi no Kitsune, the strongest demon to ever exist. It was just ink on paper-or a stomach, as the case may be-and it held so much power… 'Yeah,' Naruto decided 'I gotta get me some of that.'
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 92,529 - Reviews: 4819 - Favs: 16,635 - Follows: 15,156 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 1/28/2011 - Naruto U.
New California Dreaming by Hotpoint reviews
Yes I'm from the New California Republic but no I'm not a damn tourist. DC sucks, lousy Brotherhood. You know I'd be safe and warm if I was in LA... well safe-ish anyway
Fallout - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 123,296 - Reviews: 400 - Favs: 534 - Follows: 454 - Updated: 7/4/2012 - Published: 5/20/2009
Exclusion by Maethoriel Raina reviews
During his fourth year, Gryffindor house is not as accepting of Harry's participation in the TriWizard Tournament, and use an old tradition called exclusion to force him into complaisance. Harry finds out who his true friends are and uses cunning to get his own brand of revenge.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 29,218 - Reviews: 1176 - Favs: 4,567 - Follows: 5,738 - Updated: 7/1/2012 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Fortune Favours the Damned by AkoyaMizuno reviews
Sirius hasn't the first clue who this green eyed stranger is exactly, but he's here now and somehow he's Sirius' problem. AU Rating upgraded due to language and theme.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,574 - Reviews: 2127 - Favs: 4,544 - Follows: 5,692 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Sirius B., Harry P.
Speed Of Life by Bombshell1701 reviews
MOVIE-VERSE. Clint makes Steve try speed dating. Chaos of the socially-inept variety ensues! Set post-Avengers movie. Rated T for mild concepts. Feedback is very much appreciate. Thanks for reading!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 7,993 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 6/14/2012 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Hawkeye/Clint B. - Complete
Volatile by Eurgh reviews
A series of one-shots, mostly focused on Pepper and Tony. Three: Tony is immature. Pepper is dragged down to his level.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,264 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 385 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 6/11/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Pepper P.
The Avengers Time Bomb Initiative by NezumiPi reviews
The Avengers are now a team - sort of - but they're still lost creatures. Set after the movie; contains spoilers.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 27,622 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 284 - Updated: 6/7/2012 - Published: 5/5/2012 - Hawkeye/Clint B., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Naruto, Rise of the Pervy Sage! by Ranmawho1 reviews
Something happened the night that Naruto became a genin- he met they Kyuubi. Because of this one event, his entire future will change... Watch as Naruto takes his prized first original technique and becomes Konoha's Pervy Sage! Not a serious story!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 50,641 - Reviews: 414 - Favs: 1,055 - Follows: 979 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Naruto U.
An Old Fashioned Notion by TheLadySnark reviews
Not all heroes have superpowers. One-shot.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,454 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/30/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson - Complete
Satis by LouBlue reviews
Pepperony fic. There are so many things left unspoken between Tony and Pepper. Will they find the courage to tell each other the truth before it's too late? A hopefully fun, angsty, romance-filled adventure with a good dose of Happy on the side.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 62,822 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 4/30/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
NU: The Killing Joke by 26-Lord-Pain reviews
AU, X-over/Fusion, EVIL/INSANE/NARUTO. "I believe, whatever doesn't kill you simply makes you... Stranger..."
Crossover - Naruto & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 138,996 - Reviews: 592 - Favs: 1,064 - Follows: 733 - Updated: 5/22/2012 - Published: 3/23/2009 - Naruto U., Joker
Good Cop, Bad Cop by G-POW reviews
Rorschach's Journal. Wasn't killed by Dr. Manhattan. Brought to alternate reality world. Met a thing called Deadpool. Wishing Jon had killed me. Hell would be salvation. Can't get theme song out of head. How the HELL did I end up being the good cop?
Crossover - Watchmen & Deadpool - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,900 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 195 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 5/21/2012 - Published: 12/1/2010 - Walter K./Rorschach
Titian's Revenge by Persephonae reviews
Kushina stumbled into Konoha a refugee from a war-torn Whirlpool. Even the smart-mouthed kunoichi could have never predicted the legacy she would leave to the village that gave her a second chance. Slow developing MinaKush. PRE-CH 498.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 242,492 - Reviews: 804 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Kushina U., Minato N. - Complete
Everything Else by Mae Stark reviews
A series of short, unrelated Pepperony drabbles. Tony/Pepper, movieverse
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 9,407 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/18/2012 - Published: 1/21/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
A Neutral Zone Armed With Mistrust And Cynicism by chaletian reviews
Natasha struggles to trust Bruce Banner. Or anyone, really.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,230 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/11/2012 - Black Widow/Natasha R., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Actually, I'm swamped by beauregard.hadley reviews
Bruce Banner sets up in a remote location and gets a visitor from SHIELD one rainy morning.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Agent Maria Hill
Repercussions by CrazyKatChan07 reviews
After IM2 - Tony and Pepper have finally come to terms with their relationship - then a model Tony knew years ago dies. What she leaves him behind is something he didn't expect to get - but everyone else isn't surprised. Mild language, sexual references.
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,480 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
The Mind Can Make a Heaven of Hell by TardisIsTheOnlyWayToTravel reviews
"Eternity is really rather boring, John. Mortal life seemed as though it would be far more interesting." Sherlock is actually the Devil, but he decided to live as a mortal because ruling Hell was boring.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,562 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 1,390 - Follows: 272 - Published: 5/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Precious by LouBlue reviews
Pepperony/Avengers. Tony Stark can handle anything except for the woman he fell in love with. When the irresistible force meets the immovable object, sparks are sure to fly.
Ironman - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 35,731 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 5/8/2012 - Published: 4/28/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Her Everything by Fabulist reviews
Being the part-time boyfriend, part-time babysitter of the princess isn't all it's cracked up to be, but Eugene Fitzherbert is up for the challenge. Besides, he loves her. Now rated M for extra sauciness.
Tangled - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,375 - Reviews: 853 - Favs: 1,402 - Follows: 1,586 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Flynn R., Rapunzel
Sector 16,0 by kkann reviews
A collection of one-shots generally focused on the lives of Tony Stark and Pepper Potts. Some serious, some...not so much. Pepperony. /Ch. 13: Sometimes Tony just thinks too much. But at least Pepper's there./
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,672 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 5/7/2012 - Published: 10/17/2010 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper
Bigger by Bombshell1701 reviews
MOVIEVERSE. Tony has a question about the super soldier. Rated M for adult themes- THIS IS NOT SLASH, so relax! Post-Avengers movie. Please R&R.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 553 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/6/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Black Widow/Natasha R. - Complete
Recovery by Kronoskingofthemonkeypeople reviews
Set at the end of "The Avengers" - so spoilers. Pepper rushes back to find Tony alone in Stark Tower.
Ironman - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,544 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/29/2012 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Til We Meet Again by Lucillia reviews
Between Madara's death and his revival in Naruto's BFF, Naruto moved on and lived eight years of his life, during which, he grew up and became a ninja. Not necessarily in that order. Oneshots and Drabbles, not in Chronological Order.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 236 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 4/20/2012 - Naruto U.
Naruto's BFF by Lucillia reviews
Due to an unfortunate choice of words, Madara gets a little stalker before the Massacre.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,049 - Reviews: 886 - Favs: 3,023 - Follows: 1,374 - Updated: 4/20/2012 - Published: 3/31/2011 - Madara U., Naruto U. - Complete
Coming Home by echo6951 reviews
Freija, a Nord, has spent the last several years in Elsweyr, only to return to find the war that rages in her homeland has escalated. Companions questline. Eventual F!DB x Vilkas.
Elder Scroll series - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,614 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/19/2012 - Published: 4/17/2012 - Dragonborn/Dovahkiin, Vilkas
The Jedi Kind of Had it Coming by Sarah1281 reviews
All Revan wanted was to avoid any and all responsibility but the Force drags him back to the middle of the action once more. The Exile is probably the most dedicated Jedi ever and so she'll need all the help she can get... Sequel to 'So Not My Problem.'
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 30 - Words: 95,727 - Reviews: 566 - Favs: 669 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 4/16/2012 - Published: 2/8/2011 - Exile/Meetra Surik, Revan - Complete
Naruto vs Zombies by Crisis reviews
Crossover between Naruto and Popcap's Plants vs Zombies. Rampant silliness, crazy ninja, undead hordes, and killer vegetables. What more could you want?
Crossover - Naruto & Plants vs. Zombies - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 34,868 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 508 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 12/1/2011 - Naruto U.
Leia Fett by Lucillia reviews
Sometimes things happen. Things such as Luke being wrapped in his sister's blanket when Obi-Wan Kenobi is ambushed and killed on the way to the Lars family farm. Things like a thirteen year-old Boba Fett finding him and deciding to keep him.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,008 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 3/14/2012 - Luke S., Boba Fett
Eyes Forced Open by Sarah1281 reviews
In a bid to make the Once-ler finally face what he's doing, the Lorax suggests a day trip to see what's going on with the promise that he'll leave him alone if he's not convinced. The Once-ler agrees to try to get some peace. How bad could it possibly be?
Dr. Seuss series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,310 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 4/10/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - The Once-ler, The Lorax - Complete
The Juggernaut Factor by dorcasdeadowes reviews
"There's something you have to realise about a boy who buys you sweets that taste like torture, fights a branch duel for your honour, or lets you dribble on his jumper: a boy like that should never be ignored."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,055 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 64 - Published: 4/9/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Serious Business by snappleducated reviews
Avatar Korra turns to her past lives for help with regards to seducing a certain fire-bender. Alternate Title: "Aang is the Love-Guru." — Korra/Mako
Legend of Korra - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,701 - Reviews: 250 - Favs: 1,100 - Follows: 164 - Published: 4/4/2012 - Mako, Korra - Complete
The Story of a Quill by B.C Daily reviews
For James's thirteenth birthday, his father presented him with a new, limited edition, Scrivenshaft's original, self-inking, fine-tipped, phoenix feather quill. LilyJamesOneshot
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 321 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/29/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Eyes Turned Skywards by Bubblewrap Leech reviews
19. But, then again...
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 82,258 - Reviews: 798 - Favs: 1,202 - Follows: 439 - Updated: 3/22/2012 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Marshall Lee, Fionna - Complete
Jungian by Fabulist reviews
A companion story to "Freudian." Rapunzel struggles with therapy, pines for Flynn, puzzles over vegetables, and paints the town red. Literally.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,123 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 154 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 1/7/2012 - Rapunzel, Flynn R.
Minding the Fort by ichthyosaurus reviews
While Stoick is off visiting another tribe, Hiccup is charged with keeping Berk in one piece.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,868 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/10/2012 - Published: 6/16/2011 - Hiccup
Troubles of a Genderly Confused Teen by Lanky Nathan reviews
Naruto awakes to find that he cannot control when or where his sexy jutsu will activate. The only thing he can say for sure is that his day thoroughly sucks. Naruto/Naruko friendship
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 102,525 - Reviews: 907 - Favs: 974 - Follows: 954 - Updated: 3/2/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Naruko U.
Impossible by Belle's Noir reviews
Dumbledore had tricked him into becoming a Champion but Harry wasn't going to take it lying down. He may be forced to compete in the tasks but who says he has to complete the tasks?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,213 - Reviews: 437 - Favs: 3,580 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 2/26/2012 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
The Chronicles of Captain Craptastic by GhostOfBambi reviews
In this extremely AU story, set in the Muggle world, we see the Marauders as a group of crime-fighting, spotlight-hogging, fabulously-styled superheroes. No, seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 58,512 - Reviews: 423 - Favs: 362 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Wizard Walks Into A Bar by GhostOfBambi reviews
Contrary to popular belief, it's not always the man who does all the chasing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 1,417 - Follows: 149 - Published: 2/24/2012 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Ice Princess by Luan Mao reviews
Building a romance from a fanon cliche turned on its head.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,488 - Reviews: 354 - Favs: 2,295 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Harry P., Daphne G. - Complete
Overlord of Souls by Omega Overlord reviews
At the apex of his power, the Overlord is sadly lacking in new lands to conquer. A chance accident with the Tower Heart gives him that, and just maybe the path to an even greater power, Soul Edge. Eventual Overlord/harem.
Crossover - Soul Calibur & Overlord - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 112,736 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 5/26/2011 - Complete
The Hardest Part by JanieP reviews
Naruto was no friend of fate, but right here and now he had to admit, ending up in the past probably had happened with a bit of help.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 18 - Words: 121,904 - Reviews: 672 - Favs: 1,614 - Follows: 774 - Updated: 2/9/2012 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
Every Little Bit Helps by S.N. Doucette reviews
A message from the future brings Jiraiya and Iruka into Naruto's life earlier. Now Jiraiya is strapped with a little kid and a stubborn moral compass that can't stop bringing in strays.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,604 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 704 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 2/4/2012 - Published: 8/19/2011 - Iruka U., Jiraiya
The Next Great Annoyance by dogbertcarroll reviews
Graduating from Hogwarts and on the brink of a whole new adventure, Harry finds himself summoned to another world where once more he is asked to put his gollies on the anvil for everyone else. It sucks being the hero sometimes.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,414 - Reviews: 246 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 1,379 - Updated: 2/3/2012 - Published: 12/11/2011 - Harry P.
with glue and stars by madis hartte reviews
Amy remembers.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 836 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Amelia P./Amy - Complete
That Boy Is Trouble by Andrew Joshua Talon reviews
Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,733 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 5,830 - Follows: 3,894 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Sexplosion by Meinos Kaen reviews
As we all know, when the Yondaime sealed the Kyuubi, Konoha should have gotten away from it without any more collateral damage than what it had already incurred in, but... Demons are a malicious bunch. Adopted from Legendary Legacy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 81,826 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 1,218 - Follows: 1,106 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Naruto U., Ayame
Multicolour Post Its by Wingwyrm reviews
Harry Potter's animagus form is the Kyuubi no Yōko. And now he's stuck in a little boy named Naruto. So he helps the kid out. And boy is the kid hyperactive. Gen, WIP, AU.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 22,629 - Reviews: 1092 - Favs: 5,110 - Follows: 5,643 - Updated: 1/21/2012 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.
Triwizard Tales by Clell65619 reviews
- At 14, Harry Potter really wasn't prepared for the Triwizard Tournament, but if he was forced to compete he was going to do his very best.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 38,772 - Reviews: 1531 - Favs: 6,792 - Follows: 2,539 - Updated: 1/11/2012 - Published: 11/29/2011 - Harry P., Susan B. - Complete
First Try: Team 7 by Lucillia reviews
A wiser and more experienced Naruto is forced onto a team he hadn't wanted to join in the first place. However, as they say, "Those who break the rules are trash. Those who abandon their teammates are worse than trash.". Sequel to First Try.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 43 - Words: 114,567 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 4,041 - Follows: 2,466 - Updated: 1/6/2012 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Stitches in Time by JenniferJF reviews
Happy New Year! Series of One-Shots for 11/River. Latest chapter: It's New Year's Eve. Somewhere.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 13,385 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Heirlooms by fowl68 reviews
Perhaps someone would remember one day, would want to remember. These memories belonged to them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,719 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Complete
Memento by MasterShaper reviews
Ever heard the saying 'the world is not a book? Well, if the world of pokemon training was a book, it'd definitely qualify as a horror novel. AU. DISCONTINUED.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,439 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 10/4/2011
Control by Anonymous58 reviews
I'm sick of the manipulation, the lies and the deceit; sick of jumping to the tune of dark lords and old puppeteers. I'm cutting the strings. Innocents will pay in blood for my defiance, but I no longer care. I lost my innocence long ago. Dark!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 125,272 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 2,970 - Follows: 2,941 - Updated: 12/8/2011 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., N. Tonks
In Case of Emergency by Deranged Black Kitten reviews
It had started as a joke, contingency plans made for various hypothetical circumstances, but then the world falls under mind-control, their mentors turning against them, and those rules made up in jest become something to survive by.
Young Justice - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 49,504 - Reviews: 467 - Favs: 2,079 - Follows: 402 - Published: 12/8/2011 - Richard G./Robin, Wally W./Kid Flash, Roy Harper/Red Arrow - Complete
Harry Potter and the Mudblood Liaison by HorseLoverTW reviews
An alternate version of HBP and DH with more focus on Hermione's character than in the books. Picks up with Hermione's conjured canaries and Harry comforting her without being interrupted by Ron and takes off from there. Eventual H/Hr.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 86,913 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 721 - Follows: 1,091 - Updated: 11/30/2011 - Published: 7/20/2007 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Precious People by peanutbutter126 reviews
Naruto's life the way it would have been if he was placed in a team with a sensei who truly cared for him and teammates that would slowly learn to accept and treasure his existence.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 209,501 - Reviews: 825 - Favs: 2,062 - Follows: 2,105 - Updated: 11/20/2011 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Wand Shop Sketch by NothingPretentious reviews
"Do you have any wands?" - "Well," Ollivander exclaimed, "I'm afraid we don't get much call for them around these parts, sir." - "Not mu-? they're the most popular tool for casting spells in the world!" - "Not round these parts, sir," Ollivander smiled.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,073 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 58 - Published: 11/18/2011 - G. Ollivander - Complete
Five Times Sherlock was Called an Idiot by ApproximatelyPrecise reviews
And one time he didn't have to be told. Rated T for drug use.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,034 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 11/12/2011 - Published: 10/8/2011 - Sherlock H.
Chemicals by teenage.tradgedy reviews
Lily's going through a hard time, James is the same as always. When shoved together in Potions and on rounds, Lily learns that spending time with James Potter is not so bad, despite the burns and uneven root chopping. ONESHOT OF EPIC PROPORTIONS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,483 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/8/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
So No Android Surrogate? by PissyNovelist reviews
My series of rebelious, cute, and romantic oneshot fanfiction about my lack of enjoyment for android!GLaDOS story overage. I find not enough people writing ChellDOS in the form GLaDOS was originally given, and I thought the challenge would be nice.
Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 11/4/2011 - GLaDOS, Chell
Lessons With Hagrid by NothingPretentious reviews
"Have you found out how to get past that beast of Hagrid's yet?" ...Snape kicks Harry out of 'Remedial Potions', but as we know from The Philosopher's Stone, there is another Occlumens in the school good enough to keep out the Dark Lord. Stupid oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,357 - Reviews: 642 - Favs: 4,092 - Follows: 844 - Published: 10/31/2011 - Rubeus H. - Complete
Why Bow Ties Are Cool by madis hartte reviews
Oh. It all makes sense now.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,265 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Regret by Crukix reviews
Death. War. Destruction. The world of the future lies in ruins. I got the chance to go back and stop it from ever happening, only to discover that I was the cause. This is how I destroyed the world.
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 60 - Words: 520,045 - Reviews: 833 - Favs: 872 - Follows: 440 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 3/11/2010 - OC - Complete
Newfound Memories by LightningHunter reviews
After Orochimaru mucks around with his seal in the Forest of Death, Naruto discovers another set of memories in his head. Memories that belonged to the Yondaime Hokage, Konoha's Yellow Flash, Namikaze Minato, and Naruto's father.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 20,184 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 2,114 - Follows: 2,427 - Updated: 10/26/2011 - Published: 6/28/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Voodoo Child by Genoscythe reviews
There are no heroes here, folks. No prophecies, no worlds hanging in the balance. Just an unlucky troll with a pirate hat, a schizophrenic metrosexual tauren, a cannibal orc hunted by his own pets, and a Forsaken cursed by the mother of all curses.
Warcraft - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 97,619 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 10/22/2011 - Published: 8/20/2005
Touching on a Technicality by fringeperson reviews
Considering the education received at the Academy, it's a wonder that anybody graduated, not just Naruto. At least our hero realised that if he wanted to learn, he was going to need different teachers. Don't own, oneshot, complete.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,828 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 1,743 - Follows: 411 - Published: 10/14/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete
Let's Get Married by luvtoshi reviews
It was supposed to be a simple solution to their immediate problems. But maybe they took more than they can chew?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 59,760 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 1,687 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 10/13/2011 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Harry the Hufflepuff 2 by BajaB reviews
Lazy!Harry is back, and not doing very much at all...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,642 - Reviews: 963 - Favs: 4,802 - Follows: 1,788 - Updated: 10/5/2011 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Complete
Letters by The Antic Repartee reviews
"Dear Hiccup..." Hiccup's plans for his future were tentative at best...exactly how he liked them. This made forgiving her so much harder. He loved her; he just couldn't trust her. Post!Hitchups one-shot.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,234 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 453 - Follows: 103 - Published: 10/4/2011 - Hiccup, Camicazi - Complete
Pedestal by Digital Skitty reviews
For some people, training isn't easy. For some people, training is beyond easy. Unfortunately, for me, training is beyond hard. Double weaknesses, attacked by wild Pokemon, mistrust of trainers, and much more. I just CAN'T catch a break, can I?
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 160 - Words: 545,006 - Reviews: 4113 - Favs: 2,965 - Follows: 1,288 - Updated: 10/3/2011 - Published: 2/17/2009 - OC - Complete
The Worst Muggles Imaginable by Ephemeral3501 reviews
The Dursleys truly are the worst muggles imaginable.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Cthulhu Mythos - Rated: M - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,995 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 802 - Follows: 782 - Updated: 10/2/2011 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Harry P.
Where the Wild Things Bank by canoncansodoff reviews
James and Lily give the goblins of Gringotts a very good reason to ensure that their little raven-haired King of the Wild Things reaches adulthood.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,566 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 781 - Updated: 9/30/2011 - Published: 9/18/2011 - Harry P.
When Is It a Contract by Aealket reviews
Luna wants to have a better third year, so she asked her Daddy what to do.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,433 - Reviews: 555 - Favs: 3,862 - Follows: 959 - Published: 9/14/2011 - Harry P. - Complete
How Xenophilius Lovegood Saved Britain by Arpad Hrunta reviews
Gabrielle writes a letter to Harry. Changes occur. Xeno saves the country. Massively AU, contains numerous memos. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,988 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 1,252 - Follows: 297 - Published: 9/12/2011 - [Harry P., Luna L.] - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1372 - Favs: 5,573 - Follows: 3,019 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
The Missing Spark by The Island Hopper reviews
As an adult, Calvin had lived his life on his own terms, following his own rules. Now with the death of his father, he is called back to his childhood home once more to face his demons and reconnect with old friends, even ones that aren't human. Complete.
Calvin & Hobbes - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 41,297 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 301 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 9/8/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Complete
Bruce Has A Problem by Adrian Tullberg reviews
It knows him, it has him, it will not go away ...
Batman - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 77 - Published: 9/4/2011 - Bruce W./Batman, Timothy D./Red Robin - Complete
Untying the Knots by tromperie reviews
In which Eugene cuts his own hair, soup is spilled on a wedding dress, Pascal can't find blue, and, worst of all, it rains.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,682 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
A Gift by Demon Flame reviews
Naruto has caught the attention of the Shinigami so he gives the 6 year old naruto a gift. But the gift doesnt know he's a gift and must figure out what to do on his own. No one ever said Shinigami liked to make things easy. Rewrite chapter ten
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,748 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 5/12/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Library Shelves by tromperie reviews
As much as Rapunzel hates arguing with Eugene, some matters simply have to be pressed.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,517 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Published: 8/31/2011 - Rapunzel, Flynn R.
Drive by robot iconography reviews
Post-IM2, Tony and Pepper attempt a "friends with benefits" arrangement. COMPLETE!
Ironman - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 29,893 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 434 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 8/20/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - A. E. Stark/Tony, V. Potts/Pepper - Complete
Naruto: Master of the art of puppets by Froggy-slice reviews
Began by the teachings left behind by Sasori and finished by the citizens of Konoha and their abuse. Uzumaki Naruto, an emotionless puppet using prodigy will rise to become a legend and will do so while gaining what he sought most. family. eventual harem.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 90,826 - Reviews: 2657 - Favs: 5,058 - Follows: 4,479 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Naruto U., Yugao U.
First Try: Team 7 Divergence by Lucillia reviews
If a situation can go both ways, it will. At every crossroads, a new universe is formed, and a person will always take the road not taken, even if they never see themselves do it. Tsunade makes a different choice, and there are consequences.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,164 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 611 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hiashi H.
The nominal Hokage by Egregrisiousity reviews
Hiruzen sees an opportunity to get out of the horrendous paper work leaving the young Naruto with the opportunity of a lifetime.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,664 - Reviews: 147 - Favs: 736 - Follows: 599 - Updated: 8/16/2011 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Naruto U., Hiruzen S.
Harry Potter and the Chance Meeting by Clell65619 reviews
After the fall of Voldemort, some people could deal with what they had to do in the War, others could not. Harry had pretty much left Wizarding Britain, thought not magic. Having a quiet drink in a pub, someone from his past re-enters his life HP/TD/DG
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,698 - Reviews: 600 - Favs: 3,024 - Follows: 2,757 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Harry P., Tracey D.
Endless by peanutbutter126 reviews
Sometimes he makes her wonder why she is still here. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 882 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/12/2011 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Eight Bijuu and Counting by Timballisto reviews
"I may have, um, destroyed the statue containing the eight Bijuu." Naruto stammered. "I think I, ah, accidently missed with Rasenshuriken and I, er, kind of hit the statue. It-" he coughed uncomfortably. "disentigrated." /NaruSaku\ Timetravel!Sannin Era
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 23,560 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 1,864 - Follows: 2,346 - Updated: 8/6/2011 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
The Right Words by pistachio gelato reviews
Everyone knew Ino was Queen of gossip. After discovering that Yamato was as prolific in gathering information as her, things truly begin to get wild and exaggerated. Has her King been found? - YamatoxIno. Yes, you read that pairing right.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,877 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 12 - Published: 8/4/2011 - Yamato, Ino Y. - Complete
Take Care Of Yourself by NothingPretentious reviews
When an infant Harry is rescued from the Dursleys to be raised by his Were-uncle Moony, his Godfather Lord Black, and his time-turned future self, the biggest question is obviously... who gets to be the daddy? T for language, otherwise safe. ON HOLD.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,728 - Reviews: 326 - Favs: 668 - Follows: 841 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 3/15/2011 - Harry P.
Naruto redone with crack and swear words by funkmasterjo reviews
Working Title. Someone give me something better. Pretty much redoing the series Abridged style and with swearing. Bunch of scenes more than a straight storyline. Narutocentric.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,456 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 7/22/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Naruto U.
Harry's Inferno by Sir Chris reviews
Harry Potter died at the age of seventeen. In another time and place he returned to the world of the living, but in this time and place he has been dragged into the depths of hell along with the rest of the magical world. This is going to be a trip.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,255 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 7/19/2011 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Harry P., N. Tonks
The Two Of Us by QuoteMyFoot reviews
A collection of oneshots in the 20 Truths format. Creative licence will be used to the full. 15: Jiraiya never had children. But then again, he did have Minato, and that was enough.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,181 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 278 - Follows: 161 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Jiraiya, Minato N.
Flag at Half Mast by arun2110 reviews
They disgraced the uppity snobs of Fire and imposed humiliating terms of surrender on her citizenry. Now, they'll learn what happens when the Will of Fire becomes an uncontrolled blaze of hatred. You always reap what you sow!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,452 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Naruto U.
He's a Rebel by justadram reviews
Rapunzel's misguided and occasionally brilliant attempts at securing Eugene's heart as inspired by the sage advice of The Crystals, The Ronettes, The Shirelles, and other hopelessly naïve Girl Groups of the 50's and 60's. Eugene/Rapunzel
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,938 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/1/2011 - Published: 5/21/2011 - [Rapunzel, Flynn R.] The Queen, The King - Complete
Brave New World by May Wren reviews
Naruto saved the world, died in the process, then woke up anyway. But the strangest part was when the dispelling technique didn't dissolve the genjutsu. Because when the Yondaime was alive and well, what else could it be but a genjutsu?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,438 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 1,545 - Follows: 1,995 - Published: 6/30/2011 - Naruto U., Minato N.
Insensate by dandeliondreams reviews
Please, God, make me a stone. Miranda, and the making of Reavers.
Firefly - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,200 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2011 - Complete
Redo by Kenta Raikiri reviews
Why did he have to die? Why couldn't he just re-do everything? Obito wakes up in bed the day of graduation to find out about his second chance. ObitoXRin KakashiXAnko
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,945 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 133 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Torune
Way of a Shinobi by Kira-Reen reviews
AU. Hatake Kakashi was ANBU, now he had to learn to be human. Uzumaki Naruto needed a guardian and he got a teenager with silver hair. Chapter 25: Itachi finds himself faced with yet another living legend; Kakashi awakes in a strange land. HIATUS.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 73,468 - Reviews: 1144 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 1,776 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 7/17/2005 - Naruto U., Itachi U., Kakashi H.
Like Minded by Fabulist reviews
Eugene is bored out of his mind at another ball until he spots someone spiking the punch. Oneshot. Appearances from many Disney characters.
Tangled - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 738 - Follows: 92 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Flynn R. - Complete
The Log by ThatReallyReallyWeirdDude reviews
"As the log takes your place, you become The Log and The Log becomes you. For a moment, you are an extension of the logs blessing unto ninja." As the Holy Book of Log enters Naruto's life, everything changes. LogWorshipper!Naruto Mokuton!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 50,965 - Reviews: 568 - Favs: 2,094 - Follows: 1,757 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Naruto U.
Hiraishin World Tour by Legendary Legacy reviews
You know, maybe there was a good reason why Naruto didn't learn Hiraishin no Jutsu during the time-skip...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 26,283 - Reviews: 747 - Favs: 2,397 - Follows: 2,357 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/16/2008 - Naruto U.
My Idol by greywizard-dumblemort reviews
No one really realises how much the person you idolize can shape what you become in future. He looked up to the sky and admired the stars- but stars would never suffice, he wanted the sky. Look upon greatness and covet, young shinobi. Powerful!Naruto
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 55,084 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 574 - Updated: 4/19/2011 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Naruto U.
Asking her by GarvinMark reviews
One of the many different takes on how the whole 'years and years of asking and asking and asking' plays out... :D I hope you enjoy it! :D
Tangled - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 36,387 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 3/25/2011 - Flynn R., Rapunzel - Complete
Mirror, Mirror by Dr. Breifs Cat reviews
When Movie Pepper and Comic Pepper suddenly swap realities, hilarity does not ensue. But everyone learns a lot about who they are, and what seperates them from who they could be. For the Tony/Pepper kink meme. COMPLETE
Ironman - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 26,682 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - V. Potts/Pepper, A. E. Stark/Tony - Complete
Unspoken Words by Rex Tims reviews
A silent Potter enters Hogwarts. With only the written word, how does his place in the Wizarding world change? AU with a Harry who does a little more thinking. Abandoned, rewriting it as Best to say nothing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 19 - Words: 97,341 - Reviews: 258 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 620 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Harry P., Hermione G.
On a Train, Switching Tracks by Mede reviews
First year: "Celebrities," Harry said. "Fame makes them mad. I take it the wizarding world doesn't really have them, then?" Draco and Ron exchanged glances. "No, not really." AU, assorted oneshots and snippets.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,534 - Reviews: 824 - Favs: 3,781 - Follows: 3,059 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Ron W., Draco M., Neville L.
Beyond the Pale by Araceil reviews
Fourth year. Living with the Dursleys taught Harry three all important rules. These rules cause an emotionally repressed 11 year old to attend Hogwarts and discover his so called dead family aren't as dead as he believed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,284 - Reviews: 1354 - Favs: 4,896 - Follows: 5,321 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Kiss and Tell by SunshineDaisiesWindmills reviews
The rules were simple. Provoke each other. Scream at each other. Snog each other. Do this as frequently as possible, but don't ever, ever kiss and tell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 51,598 - Reviews: 897 - Favs: 2,076 - Follows: 724 - Updated: 2/28/2011 - Published: 3/17/2010 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Ibiki's Apprentice by May Wren reviews
The Academy's teachers thought they were getting one over on the Hokage, graduating an ill-prepared Naruto while Iruka was sick. The Hokage knew he was getting one over on the entire village when he assigned Morino Ibiki as Naruto's Jounin sensei.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,419 - Reviews: 1226 - Favs: 8,508 - Follows: 3,196 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Naruto U., Ibiki M. - Complete
Joke's on You by Silent Magi reviews
Sometimes it only takes one bad day, let's find out what happens after Naruto had one bad day too many, and how Konoha will cope.
Crossover - Batman & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 23,361 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 442 - Follows: 390 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 1/15/2010 - The Joker, Naruto U.
Jashin by The Magnificent It reviews
Within the naval of the child Uzumaki Naruto, a monster is sealed. A beast of uncomparable power and danger. This monster is not the kyuubi. Say hello to Jashin...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 84,653 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 747 - Follows: 741 - Updated: 2/5/2011 - Published: 6/10/2007 - Naruto U.
Four's a Crowd by Wutruffbeest reviews
Overlord 2. Kelda knew he'd come back, but she hadn't known there'd be competition.
Overlord - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,860 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 1/19/2010
The Garden Under Snow by Rydia Highwind reviews
Ed has some figuring out to do before he becomes a father. Ed/Winry.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,515 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 13 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Glaring Problems by dogbertcarroll reviews
Naruto gets fed up at all the people glaring at him all the time and uses Shadow Clones to let them see what it feels like. What does this have to do with Overloli Hanabi and The Orange? Read and find out.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,351 - Reviews: 691 - Favs: 3,093 - Follows: 2,703 - Updated: 2/1/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Naruto U.
Lovely Shenanigans by pommibee reviews
He had a surprise. A lovely surprise for his dearest Sakura. He hoped she would like — no, love for what he had in store for her. And he hoped his little Naruto spermies wouldn't be destroyed when she finally caught him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,317 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/29/2011 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Dango by lirance reviews
Oneshot. When Naruto joins ANBU, it is a little like coming home after many strange and wonderful things. Sometimes, there is a simplicity in returning to those who raised you that feels better than any battle rush.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 838 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 235 - Follows: 34 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Naruto U. - Complete