Fanfictions News :

Sooo guys!!! I desperately need a Beta Reader to proof read my new story 'Dear Agents'... If anyone can think of a good one please please pleaseeee let me know!! :)

Also for my 'Dear Agents' readers, I plan on having a website where I'll post the characters and different scenes going on so keep a look out for the link. I'll give you a heads up in the next chapter of course! :)

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Sooooooo, let the biography begin!!! lol

I am a very complicated person... sometimes I go as far as admitting to myself that I am crazy but I make sure not to let that side of me out to the world! (They'd send me to an asylum if they found out!! lol) One very very important thing about me is even when I can't stop laughing for some reason I am constantly thinking, over thinking, analyzing and over analyzing! It's a problem I'll say but oh well! Can't change who you are... And also I am completely OBSESSED with the Harry Potter world... But most importantly with Draco Malfoy!!!!!! He's my passion, my love UGHHH... well maybe it's because of the fact that in too many ways we look alike... But we'll discuss that later (since you took the time to read all this nonsense 'til here so I assume you'll be reading the whole thing xD lol)
So ummm... yea I'm just a little girl wishing all her dreams could come true...You'd see me in the streets and you'd definitely agree that I am not paying attention to the world around me... I always have some sort of fantasy going on in my little head (And DO NOT dare say I remind you of Luna... that'd be the end of you lol) But Above anything I love writing and reading...!!! I wish I could do only that all day everyday... Unfortunately somebody invented school -_- so I can't read and write whenever I want but I try to find time (even in calss believe me xD lol)

Well... besides all this... I'm an engineering major... so YUPPP I love math and physics!!! but don't ask me about chemistry tho coz' you can't hate it more than me -_-!!! I'm also very interested in the mind and the way it works... One of my philosophy classes went like this...: "Does this table really exists... If it doesnt why do you see it or do you actually see it... Do you believe it is there?... (Bla bla bla)" lol my answer to that question is : Well you see it right! Then duh it exists!!! try leaning on it... if you end up on your arse then it doesn't exist!" lol

ANYWHOOOO sooo actually sunday is my birthday an i'm feeling RIDICULOUSLY OLD right now... take a guess at how old i am... 15? Awww u're flattering me do i look this young?? lol 17? Waow you really take me for a kid... that's... sweet i guess... Nah keep going... 20?... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... .. ... ... ... .. ... ... ... ... ... ... . ... ... TWENTY!!!!! :S :S :S That is indeed how old i'm about to be :S :S makes me wanna puke -_-!

Anyways i'm talking way too much am I not!! lol If you care to know more about my weird person keep reading lol !

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37 Secrets About Yourself.

1) Have you ever been asked out?

Yup…

2) Where did you get your default picture?

Can’t remember actually…

3) What's your middle name?

I don’t have one… :/ but I’d like it to be Aliorah!!! =D (DON”T STEAL MY NAME!!!)

4) Your current relationship status?

Single… -_~

5) Does your crush like you back?

Unfortunately not… we’re best friends tho =D

6) What is your current mood?

Indecisive

7) What color of underwear are you wearing?

Who’s asking?

8) What color shirt are you wearing?

Purple!

9) Missing something?

Yup… My teddy bear (

10) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you change?

Just that one thing…

11) If you must be an animal for one day, what?

A snake!

12) Ever had a near death experience?

Unfortunately yes… earthquake and my house collapsed, barely had time to run out :S

13) Something you do alot?

I think too much definitely!!! But besides… hum I read a lot too!

14) The song stuck in your head right now?

Wild child – Enya (AHMAAZING song!!!)

15) Who did you copy and paste this from?

HarryPotterFanFreak123

16) Name someone with the same birthday as YOU?

My little cousin... (But I know… 4 other friends with my birthday :D)

17) When was the last time you cried?

It’s been a longggg while.

18) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

Um… ARE YOU CRAZY!!! lol

19) If you could have one super power what would it be?

Do I really just gotta choose one…????? Fine then I guess it'd telekinesis!! (I’m lazy let’s face it!)

20) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite gender?

Their hands… (I love big veins dunno why…)

21) What do you usually order from Dunkin Donuts?

Don’t like dunkin donuts all that much actually

22) What’s your biggest secret?

Coz’ you think I’d put it on a website for the world to see… be smarter already!

23) Favorite Color?

ORANGE and yellow!!!

24) Do you still watch kiddie shows?

Heck yeah I do xD they’re the best!!

25) What are you?

Well what are YOU? ……………….. There goes your answer then!

26) Do you speak any other language?

French and Creole. Can say a few many things in Spanish but I understand a lot more!

27) What's your favorite smell?

Hum…. I gotta think about that one for a sec here…

28) Describe your life in one word what would it be?

Weird

29) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

In my dreams of course!

30) What are you thinking about right now?

The places I’ve been kissed…

31) What should you be doing?

Gettign ready to go out… But I’d rather stay in and read or write about my man (aka Draco Malfoy!!)

32) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

The same him I have a crush on… Let’s say it’s wayyy more than a crush.

33) Do you like working in the yard?

Seriously tho….? Think about that question again! MOVING ON….

34) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

MALFOY!!! Omg I’d kill to be his wife!!! (The Draco of my dreams tho not specifically the one from the movie)

35) Do you act differently around the person you like?

I think I do… even though I refuse to admit it. But I don’t act mushy and stupid believe me… I’m more really mad when he’s around… he has a girlfriend... guess that sums it up!…

36) What is your natural hair color?

Plain old black with goldy strays…

37) Who was the last person to make you cry?

The same person that made me angry… He just really... UGH !!!

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Harry's the bravest

Ron's the most oblivious

Hermione's the smartest

Ginny's the toughest

Neville's the clumsiest

Luna's the weirdest

Dumbledore's the greatest

McGonagall's the strictest

Snape's the greasiest

Nick is the ghostiest

Crabbe's the largest

Goyle's the dumbest

Fred is the funniest

Cho is the sappiest

But Draco Malfoy can sit in a corner and STILL make everyone else jealous!!! :D =D =DD!!! (AHHHH I love my baby!!!!)

Team Edward? Psh.

Team Jacob? Ha.

Screw them both-

GO TEAM DRACO!!!

You know you're a devoted Dramione shipper when:

1. You get pissed (at least a little) at any Hermione/other shipper. (Especially Hermione/Ron.)

2. When re-reading Deathly Hallows, you purposefully skip the Hermione/Ron kiss.

3. You think that every little curly-haired blonde kid is Draco and Hermione's child.

4. Even if a Dramione fic completely SUCKS, you respect them for trying anyway.

5. You admire all other enemy-to-couple ships out there because they are so much like Dramione. (My fav enemy-to-couple ship is LilyxJames but its still doesn't top Dramione!)

6. You truly believe that Draco secretly enjoyed the punch Hermione gave him.

7. It makes your day when your favorite Dramione author posts another chapter and you get that update alert email.

8. You noticed that Dramione is the only cute HP couple name that isn't slash. (I mean, come on- Romione? That sounds like some sort of salad brand.)

9. You FREAKED OUT when you found out that Emma Watson had a crush on Tom Felton. (Because we all know that's the closest we're getting to real-life Dramione.)

10. You found it funny when you realized that there are more Dramione fics than any other CANON couple. :) Ha!

kissing is healthy.

bananas are good for period pain.

it's good to cry.

chicken soup actually makes you feel better.

94 percent of boys would love it if you sent them flowers.

lying is actually unhealthy.

you really only need to apply mascara to your top lashes.

it's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you.

89 percent of guys want YOU to make the first move.

it's impossible to apply mascara with your mouth closed.

chocolate will make you feel better.

most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.

a good friend never judges.

a good foundation will hide all hickeys... not that you have any.

boys aren't worth your tears.

we all love surprises.

Now... make a wish.

Wish REALLY hard!!

WISH WISH WISH WISH

Your wish has just been received.

Copy and Paste this into your profile in the next 15 minutes and...

Your wish will be granted.

Hogwarts School Rules:

If death eaters are attacking Hogsmeade I will not point at the sky and shout TO THE BAT MOBILE!

I will not tell everyone that I overheard my sister saying, 'So I was like, 'Avada Kadavra!' and he was like, 'Dead.'

I will not ask Harry if his scar senses are tingling.

I will not call Draco Malfoy the amazing...bouncing...Ferret.

Remus Lupin does NOT want a flea collar!

I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his time of the month.

I will not say 'dude, get a life' to the Dark Lord.

I will not ask Professor Snape why he stole Batman's cape.

I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my calculus book.

I will not sing "We're off to see the wizard!" when sent to the headmasters office.

I will not send You-Know-Who a letter saying, 'I have eight horcruxes, take that Voldy!'

Professor Flitwick's name is not Yoda.

I will not bring a magic eight ball to Divination class

If a classmate falls asleep, I will not take advantage of the situation and draw a Dark Mark on their arm.

I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

I will not follow potions instructions in reverse order just to see what happens."

I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him that they are real animals.

I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween"

I will not teach the house-elves to impersonate Paris Hilton.

I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Clause.

Asking "How do you keep a Gryffindor in suspense?" and walking away is only funny the first time.

I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

There is no bring a muggle to school day.

-And I should stop insisting there is.

I will not create a pin-up calendar of the Slytherin girls and call it "Voldie's Angels".

Humming/singing/referring in any way to Duran Duran's "Hungry Like the Wolf" around Professor Lupin is inappropriate. It's best not to bring up "Thriller", either.

If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for longer than 15 seconds, I am to assume that I am not allowed to do it.

Under No Circumstances is Professor Snape to be called 'Spock'

The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smartasses and the Junior Death Eaters

"OMGWTF" is not a spell

I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

When called upon in class, I shall not insist that the correct answer to everything is "42".

I cannot be a Heffalump animagus

I cannot charm all dictionaries to have: "Gryffindor" as the definition of "gullible."

I will not tell the Ravenclaws that they're basically useless because Hogwart's smartest student is in another house.

I will not take out a life insurance policy on any Hogwarts Defense Against the Dark Arts teacher.

I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket"

I am not to dance naked in the great hall.

-Or on the grounds.

-Generally, dancing naked is wrong.

The Easter Bunny is not Jesus' Animagus form.

I am not allowed to ask Pureblood students things like, "If your parents got divorced, would they still be brother and sister?" (HAHAHAhAhAHA i thought that one was TOO funny!!!! lol)