Pull up a chair and get comfy.

I've got a load of fanfiction that ain't gonna read itself.

Hello, I'm Cara The Fanfiction Lady. Most of these little stories are written in second and eighth period, then transferred to a Google Doc.

Name: Cara (My dad wanted to name me Kira Nerys, hue)

Age: 45! No, I'm just funning with you. I'm waaaay too young to be on this site. (14 going on 25.)

Lives: Amestris. I've got summer homes in Alternia and San Fransokyo.

Writes About: Everything that comes to mind.

A few other things about myself:

I watch anime, and will write anime fanfiction on occasion.

I am a Homestuck, dur.

I have written 21831312 terrible fanfictions in 3729 destroyed fanfiction notebooks.

I do a lot of theater and arts stuff.

I have four cats.

I don't eat hamburgers or hot dogs.

I SWEAR I'M WORKING ON MY FANFICTION PLEASE BE PATIENT

My favorite and first anime is Soul Eater

I've got le tumbelz- 'tis mar-qui-qui

'Fullmetal LOL' by Nimrochan gives me life. If you like FMAB and you want a laugh, look it up in that searchbarthingy there.

I ship a lot of straight ships, even though I'm rather homosexual.

I really like Karezi, sorry, I am totally not sorry at all.

I like DaveJohn as well. Woop

I'm an actual Big Hero Six weaboo dO noT JUDGe mE TTATT

I cosplay (Yeeauh!)

I give up, goodbye, and do not forget to have a good time!

If it made you snicker, squee, or shed a tear, please review!