Hello. Um...this is my profile page. If you expected to see anything important, then you're out of luck. Sorry. :-P Not really.

Partially-Written Stories: Retribution

Finished Stories: Zip. Zilch. Nada. Zero. Non. Nil. Diddly-squat. Nought. Nix. Absolute nothingness. A gaping void in the world of completion.

Ideas for new stories: Generic Trainer fights double battle with Mary Sue and Gary Stu. Bleh. Got any better suggestions? I'd love to hear one.

Reviewee Awards:

Zig Zag Zangoose (or, I assume, Zephyr Borealis): First Reviewer

Quotes:

"Divide by cucumber. ERROR. Reinstall universe and reboot."--Terry Pratchet

"Did you just eat your microphone?" "Um...No."--Me

My LJ is penguin7876. Visit sometime!