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Author has written 5 stories for Naruto, and Harry Potter.

Hey readers, I'm Umeko (known to some as Satan's Lost Daughter)!

On the Kinsey Scale, I am somewhere between 2 and 3, leaning more towards 2.

As that lovely little flag up top points out, I live in one of the 50 states of America.

I enjoy dancing, art, capoeira, playing the guitar, traveling, many subgenres of rock, cutting class, and reading. I really can't stand

Some fandoms I enjoy are Harry Potter, Naruto, KHR, Homestuck, The Avengers (LOKI'd), and 07-Ghost.

Turquoise-Waves is my best friend on this site!! Check her out!! Please no flaming or you'll see why I'm referred to as Satan's Lost Daughter. I also use flames to bake cookies for my readers.

General Disclaimer (so I don't have to post this for every friggin' chapter): Any recognizable titles belong only to their respective owners, not to me. My piggy bank is empty,

General Warning: Most of the main couples of my stories are yaoi or yuri. Uhh, and I suck at battle scenes and lemons so don't blame me. :P I've gotten better but really, I'm still a virgin.

Current Stories:

Council of Nine (Naruto): What if the jinchūriki were no more? What if they, with a few new addictions, had become the new bijū? What if Uzumaki Naruto, the newest Kyūbi no Yōko, had Uchiha Itachi for a mate? (in progress)

Call of the Siren (Naruto): People all around the Elemental Nations speak of an inhumanly beautiful boy, swimming in the ocean at night. He seduces his unsuspecting prey, luring them in with his beauty and hypnotizing voice. How much truth is there surrounding this rumor? (in progress)

Salvatores (Harry Potter): Lily and James Potter weren't truly a part of the Order of the Phoenix. They were, in fact, the secret leaders of possibly the most powerful magical faction in history- Salvatores. Erased from history due to their "radical" ways, Salvatores fought fire with fire against Voldemort and his followers. What happens when Harry finds out? (in progress)

Upcoming Stories:

Unnamed KHR/Bones Crossover

Notices:

(8/24/11) Gomen minna! I'm sorry I haven't updated in so long but I've been really busy this summer. I've had class, an angry ex-boyfriend stalking me, several deaths in the family, work, and going to Italy! And well, just Writer's Block. I have a lot of half finished chapters but for some reason, I can't seem to finish them. I'll do my best to tie the loose ends and post them, but I also have to finish my summer work for English. Fuck the English department. Anyways, I'll have a new chapter for each of my ongoing stories before school begins again that I promise! Lastly, I'll have a poll up for my Council of Nine readers whether or not you guys want the SasukexSuigetsuxJuugo lemon. Ah, thank you for listening to my rambling! Love you all!

(5/28/2012) Dear GOG. How long has it been since I posted a chapter?? I'm really sorry, but life has not been very kind to me... however because graduation is quickly approaching, I'll be able to update more often. Love you all!

I OWE MY MOTHER

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE. "If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION. "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL. "If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC. " Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC. "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT. "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught me IRONY. "Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS. "Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM. "Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER. "This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY. "If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE. "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION. "Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY. " There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do."

16 My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION. "Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING. "You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE. "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to get stuck that way."

19. My mother taught me ESP. "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR. "When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me. "

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT. "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS. "You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS. "Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM. "When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE. "One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you".

Bold the things you are

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.

I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.

I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a p*.

I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.

I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm BRITISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST

I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast

I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.

I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake (certain things)
I DON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I'm DANISH so I MUST be racist

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Harry Potter's Epic Discovery by JohnDeath reviews

A simple glance in the right direction at the right time changed the life of a lonely young boy, and through him, the fate of a whole world

Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 78,965 - Reviews: 842 - Favs: 2,808 - Follows: 2,970 - Updated: 6/12 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Harry P.

Blood Red Moon: Rewritten by Starian NightZz reviews

AU FemNaru. Ragnarok is a secret organisation which kills in the name of justice and only kills criminals of the highest order. When ANBU Captain Uchiha Itachi met Namikaze Shiki, the leader of Ragnarok, their relationship was then put to the test.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 327,932 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 620 - Follows: 366 - Updated: 6/5 - Published: 3/9/2009 - Itachi U., Naruto U. - Complete

A Nihilistic Blade in the Hidden World by The Emerald Blight reviews

Betrayed by those he held dear Naruto gives up all he was to become Someone else. Someone more. A Loyal Servant of Aizen Sousuke. upon his death again he returns to the world of the living. As Ulquiorra Schiffer. Ulq/Hina. Props to The Infamous Man!

Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 111,447 - Reviews: 1612 - Favs: 3,220 - Follows: 2,925 - Updated: 3/5 - Published: 12/28/2010 - [Naruto U., Ulquiorra, Hinata H.]

Different Beginnings by Starian NightZz reviews

FemHarry. What if Hilda Potter ran away from her relatives at the age of five, and disappeared from the Ministry's sights ever since? Now, seven years later, the Girl-Who-Lived is back, yet she is more dangerous. Side with Voldemort-fic. Cedric/FemHarry

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 148,797 - Reviews: 558 - Favs: 1,819 - Follows: 1,625 - Updated: 7/10/2016 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Harry P., Cedric D.

Second Chances: Azure Blue Moon Rewritten by Starian NightZz reviews

AU TimeTravel FemNaru. Namikaze Sayo never meant for this to happen. All she wanted to do was to kill the councilors responsible for her current plight. So why the hell is she stuck in the time of the shinobi clan wars, befriending a young Uchiha Madara?

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 48 - Words: 274,137 - Reviews: 1249 - Favs: 2,294 - Follows: 1,843 - Updated: 4/23/2016 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Naruto U., Madara U. - Complete

Among The Hawks And Doves by Eirenei reviews

Love lurks in the most unusual places...Huh - who would've thought that one of those places is an interrogation room? This is Slash and descriptions of gore. You were warned.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 73,328 - Reviews: 774 - Favs: 3,215 - Follows: 3,676 - Updated: 4/1/2016 - Published: 2/2/2011 - Harry P., Ibiki M.

Newton's Third Law by Barrel of Monkeys reviews

How would the Naruto and Harry Potter worlds change if Harry was raised the traditional Hatake way?

Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 49 - Words: 222,828 - Reviews: 3799 - Favs: 3,693 - Follows: 3,838 - Updated: 8/20/2015 - Published: 10/26/2010 - Harry P., Kakashi H.

Suns of Death and Darkness by Chakahlah reviews

Severus Snape was expecting a normal quiet summer until he recieved a letter from one Harry Potter asking for help. Ignores the last two HP books but Sirius is dead. Contains Dark not Evil!Harry, Slytherin!Harry Bad!Dumbles, Ron and Hermione bashing. Harry/draco

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 177,943 - Reviews: 1520 - Favs: 2,536 - Follows: 2,197 - Updated: 8/9/2015 - Published: 11/15/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

Déjà vu, TO THE MAX! by Mannequin Republic reviews

- "Whaa..?" Naruto spun around and looked towards the Hokage monument in wonder. When did they get rid of Baa-chan's face? And why did Sasuke look like a little kid. Heh heh, uh... Genjutsu?... Kai? Time-Travel, SasuNaruSasu, Rated M for later chapters!

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 51,813 - Reviews: 394 - Favs: 860 - Follows: 1,022 - Updated: 3/8/2015 - Published: 11/11/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]

Retsu's Folly by nuhuh reviews

It all goes wrong when Dumbledore gives Harry the choice to go back and fight Voldemort or move on. Harry is taken before he can make that choice and is thrown in an unexpected afterlife. Now he is on a mission to fight his way back to his own world.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 106,637 - Reviews: 1342 - Favs: 3,801 - Follows: 3,863 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Harry P., R. Unohana

Ikazuchi by ElemenTalia reviews

UP FOR ADOPTION! AU HPNaruto xover. (One Last update, please read the last chapter). Please stop sending me requests to continue the story. I am only keeping this story up as a way to show the change in my writing over time. Message me if you are interested in adopting it.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,442 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 3/3/2014 - Published: 9/24/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete

Tipping the Scales by Momma Lici reviews

When Kim rejects Ron for someone else, he finds himself in New York to forget. Stumbling into a teen who can relate, only time will tell how well he might heal...if Kim leaves him alone, that is. Life has just become much more complicated than he thought.

Crossover - Kim Possible & American Dragon: Jake Long - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,235 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 2/22/2014 - Published: 8/5/2009 - Ron S., Jake

Kaoru's Notes by fireflyMooncake reviews

Kaoru Hitachiin is bored. He is always bored. He writes anything that come into his mind. His pen and his note is his loyal companion. But what is he writing about, anyway? Hikaru, his possessive brother, is always curious about his note. HIKARU/KAORU. ANGST/ROMANCE. Future Twincest.

Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 100,251 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 1/26/2014 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Hikaru H., Kaoru H.

Ultimate Uke Union by flclinutri reviews

A union of ukes have banded together to discuss their dilemmas togther and support each other in their love adventures. Their semes are seemingly oblivious. SasuNaru, ShinoKiba, NejiShika, GaaLee, ZabuHaku, KakaItaIru.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,725 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 1/13/2014 - Published: 12/8/2008 - [Sasuke U., Naruto U.]

Untouchable by Hiki-chan reviews

IMPT NOTE! The one thing Tsuna learnt was to never underestimate the power of his jealous guardians. On the other hand, Tsuna wished his other self would stop being mean and find pleasure in making them jealous. The fight is on! !2727 versus Guardians27!

Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,981 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 699 - Follows: 640 - Updated: 9/24/2013 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.

The Firebenders by whitetigerwolf reviews

Harry is raised in the Fire Nation alongside Princess Azula. When Harry must return to his world to face Voldemort, Azula joins him. Together, can they save two worlds? changed to M. Harry/Azula

Crossover - Harry Potter & Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 32,829 - Reviews: 933 - Favs: 3,122 - Follows: 3,179 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Harry P., Azula

Two Broken Souls Heal Together by Gloriosa Lily reviews

Harry discovers a kindred soul when he rescues a young Naruto from a mob beating him. Will Konoha be ready for a Jinchuriki trained by the savior of the Wizarding world? Slash Eventually Harry/Zabuza

Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 120,028 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 2,232 - Follows: 2,640 - Updated: 3/14/2013 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.

Ascension of the Scorpion Sorcerer by Scorpion.Sorcerer7 reviews

The continuation of Vorlon666's work. After the death of his Godfather, Harry Potter, after making some appalling discoveries, cuts all ties to his previous allies and sets on his own dark course to win the war.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 20 - Words: 309,900 - Reviews: 249 - Favs: 1,141 - Follows: 728 - Updated: 3/12/2013 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Harry P., OC - Complete

Never Let Go by Ruinous Crow reviews

Stuck in Konoha, all Edward Elric wants is to get back to Amestris. But when he forms unlikely bonds with Itachi Uchiha and his brother, added to that a crazy kid in orange, will Edward want to leave? HIATUS.

Crossover - Naruto & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 217,960 - Reviews: 1085 - Favs: 1,377 - Follows: 1,371 - Updated: 1/5/2013 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U., Itachi U., Edward E.

Yanked from the UK by Moriarty's Minion reviews

HP/Bones Crossover. While investigating a murder in London, Booth and Brennan interrogate the victim's assistant, Harry Potter-Black. With his boss murdered, Harry decides to take a position at the Jeffersonian Institute under Brennan's guidance. SLASH.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Bones - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,051 - Reviews: 2786 - Favs: 4,345 - Follows: 5,434 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Harry P.

Ootori Family Reunion by Barrel of Monkeys reviews

There's a new student in Ouran High School and why does Kyouya act so familiar around him? Slash.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 47,308 - Reviews: 551 - Favs: 2,361 - Follows: 1,453 - Updated: 11/30/2012 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete

Shards by Psudocode Samurai reviews

Part of Mr.WriterWriter's challenge 'What else is in the scroll' Naruto accidentally unleashes a set of masks that change not only his life, but that of three other women. What happens when Naruto gains the powers of the Shark Emperess, and her love?

Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 61,293 - Reviews: 966 - Favs: 3,051 - Follows: 2,812 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Naruto U., T. Harribel

Dark and Light by Pleasedial123 reviews

He was a genius. He could paint, play music, talk to snakes, control fire. He was more powerful and intelligent then any knew. He had strong 'friends'. The problem was, he had few emotions. Dark Harry. I Do Not Own Harry Potter. -Slash-

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 102,267 - Reviews: 3216 - Favs: 9,523 - Follows: 5,297 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 3/15/2009 - Harry P. - Complete

Wearing A Skirt Is Like by Deaths.Last.Prayer reviews

Dying a little on the inside. Naruto supposed it was his own fault for letting his twin con him into swapping places with her for a week. Who knew he'd be the center of attention to three bastards he'd written off long ago. Who knew it'd be fun? SxN (Discontinued. Visit profile for answers or inbox me.)

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,438 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 602 - Updated: 6/22/2012 - Published: 3/16/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Christmas Wish by DarkbladerX666 reviews

It's Christmas Eve and our blond Hokage only has one wish. Can his daughter help him grant it? Mina/FemNaru, Warning:Incest

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,261 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 564 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 12/22/2010 - [Minato N., Naruko U.] - Complete

The Rise of Chaos by Simply Slippin reviews

Everyone is born into the world with a purpose. The same also applies for those who are guided there. Serious Naruto. History explained in chapter 14.

Crossover - Pokémon & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 22 - Words: 138,367 - Reviews: 425 - Favs: 751 - Follows: 641 - Updated: 6/3/2012 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Naruto U.

A Dragon's Heart by Ah Hael reviews

AU. He is a powerful red air dragon who has become tired of his own existence until he meets a spunky sea dragon.

Gakuen Alice - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,918 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 346 - Updated: 5/27/2012 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Natsume H., Mikan S.

Resonance by Araceil reviews

Haku survived the Chidori and was found by Tsunade a month before the wizards do. Who is Harry Potter and what does he have to do with Haku? /NOW TO BE REWRITTEN./

Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 60,748 - Reviews: 664 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 1,608 - Updated: 4/28/2012 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Cedric D., Haku - Complete

Who Dares, Wins by Fox Sannin's Concept Corner reviews

She was the perfect soldier. Smart, strong, skilled, deadly and charismatic were just a few of the words you could use to discribe her. This is her story. A chronicle of the life of the greatest leader Konoha has ever known: Uzumaki Naruko. FemNaru.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 133,903 - Reviews: 715 - Favs: 1,865 - Follows: 1,863 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 1/12/2010 - Naruto U., Tenten

Bloody Skies by Toki Mirage reviews

Being a gay Hero hunted by a crazy Dark Lord with delusions of immortality, a barmy old Headmaster who thinks it's his job to save the world, and the odd vampire trolling through the halls at night looking for a midnight snack isn't easy. Just ask Harry.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 29 - Words: 332,494 - Reviews: 4967 - Favs: 6,150 - Follows: 4,670 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/24/2006 - Harry P. - Complete

Becoming Out by messedupfruitsrotten reviews

Gokudera's conflicted. He's different from Yamamoto who's dating Haru and he's not anything like Ryohei who's engaged to Hana. It squeezes Gokudera's heart painfully tight when he pictures Tsuna and Kyoko marrying. He's... -8059 1859 and many more-

Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,904 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 1/14/2012 - Published: 10/16/2010 - H. Gokudera - Complete

The Father, Son, and Boyfriend by kuristina reviews

Minato would do anything for his son's happiness and wellbeing. Travel out of the country? As long as he had company, sure. Donate an organ? If it would save his son's life, of course! But approving of his son's new boyfriend? Now he just wasn't so sure..

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 84,267 - Reviews: 888 - Favs: 941 - Follows: 479 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

The Dynamic Duo by withalittlehelpfrommyfriends reviews

Adam Milligan has a screwy life as it is-so what happens when he winds up mistaken as Enemy No. 1 in the eyes of Olympus? More importantly, WHY is the son of Poseidon so hot? Rated T for now-language warning.

Crossover - Supernatural & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,448 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 137 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 11/21/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Adam M., Percy J.

ANBU Magic by Wish Porter reviews

What if Harry was sent to Konoha after fifth year? What if he befriended a certain blond? Harry meets our favorite blond and decides that he has to get stronger. Look out Hogwarts, Harry's back! Full summary inside. AU, slash, yaoi, ignores HBP and DH. HIATUS, UNDERGOING REWRITE

Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 31,648 - Reviews: 313 - Favs: 870 - Follows: 1,005 - Updated: 11/14/2011 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Harry P., Naruto U.

Martyrdom and Paradox by UchidaKarasu reviews

L is deep in the Kira case when suddenly a man with a fake name and a sharp intellect turns up in Japan. As L discovers what attraction is, Harry Potter fights to help L solve the case while falling in love with the detective. Yaoi/slash. Rated mature! Translation in Russian on profile.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 184,879 - Reviews: 1346 - Favs: 3,467 - Follows: 1,774 - Updated: 10/1/2011 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Harry P., L - Complete

Dead Last by rosesareblue reviews

To win a warped bet, Sasuke crossdresses as a schoolgirl. A misogynist, he sees NO advantage in being a girl, till he meets the vocal of Konoha's hottest band. In order to woo a certain dobe, Sasuke must learn the darkest female arts: fangirling. BL.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 72,096 - Reviews: 2859 - Favs: 1,718 - Follows: 2,038 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 6/28/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.

Shiny and Blue by Der Mondstrahl reviews

Harry finds himself in 1957 with new powers. With a job at Hogwarts, he makes friends the with adults from his youth like Albus and Minerva, and deals with old enemies. This story has action, adventure, humor and romance!

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 214,358 - Reviews: 1711 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 1,001 - Updated: 8/26/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Harry P., Albus D. - Complete

The Joys of Marriage by OzOh reviews

He cheats. Cheats. Cheats. Cheats. And he cheats some more... He is a damn cheater and Tsuna couldn't ever find it in him to confront the man. 6927 and other pairings. M-Preg.

Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,989 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 293 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 8/19/2011 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Mukuro R.

When You Say Nothing At All by azzie adams reviews

Future!Edward/Harry. Rosalie finds a human baby in the ruins of an old house in England. She takes him and raises him as her own, but strange things happen as the baby grows. Lily and James live. Will they ever meet again? And will Harry want to leave?

Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 43,184 - Reviews: 892 - Favs: 1,712 - Follows: 2,281 - Updated: 8/1/2011 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Harry P., Edward

Sasuke's Coupon Book by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews

Naruto makes Sasuke a very special coupon book for Christmas full of coupons for naughty things for Sasuke to do to Naruto. Needless to say, Sasuke is thrilled. AU SasuNaru OOC Practically nothing but lemons - you have been warned!

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 475 - Favs: 1,232 - Follows: 396 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

Operation Hogwarts by Organic Stories reviews

Naruto, Sasuke, Sakura, and Kakashi are sent to Hogwarts to do two things: protect Harry Potter and bring Orochimaru back to Konoha, dead or alive. Takes place during the Triwizard Tournament, Fourth year.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 10,812 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 150 - Updated: 7/17/2011 - Published: 7/8/2010

When Merlin Became His Bride by Lenin reviews

He knew that the unicorn incident would come back to bite them in the future. He just never thought it would be his ass that would be bitten. ManyxMerlin; main ArthurxMerlin.

Merlin - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 85,478 - Reviews: 202 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 7/11/2011 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Merlin, Arthur

Sit Upon the Frozen Heavens by James D. Fawkes reviews

When Orochimaru seals off the Kyubi's power during the Chunin Exams, he unleashes a new power that just may equal the fox in raw strength. Perhaps...it is even greater. Sôten ni zase...Hyôrinmaru. B-Side chapters for NaruHina

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 221,357 - Reviews: 1789 - Favs: 4,506 - Follows: 2,556 - Updated: 6/29/2011 - Published: 2/29/2008 - [Naruto U., Hinata H.] - Complete

ahoshi! by selandora reviews

Because Lambo can't have Colonello and eat Reborn too. Home-tutoring shouldn't be this sensual. /TYL!ColoLamboReborn, yamagoku

Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 42,555 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 4/26/2011 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Lambo, Reborn

KHFB! by reraimu reviews

Tsuna gets a Facebook. All27.

Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 13,306 - Reviews: 487 - Favs: 754 - Follows: 642 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S.

Jigokugakure no Sato by Xareh77 reviews

An unexpected audience at the Valley of the End plus a painful series of event leads Naruto to a new and happier home in 'The Village Hidden in Hell'. NaruOC, YAOI, Rated M for future LEMONS, Mild citrus early on. Adventure/Humour/Supernatural/Romance

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 189,837 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Naruto U.

Absolute Zero: The Azure Moon by James D. Fawkes reviews

When Byakuya so easily defeats Ichigo, Kisuke decides that they're going to need help to invade Soul Society and rescue Rukia. So, he calls on an old friend. Hiatus pending completion of The Azure Sky.

Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 116,378 - Reviews: 650 - Favs: 1,520 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Ichigo K., Rukia K.

Tell Me Last Night Didn't Happen by sweet-and-simple reviews

Leon is special. He can do something no other animal alive could do. He could screw Lambo, his master's lover as well as his own secret crush, into the floor using his master's form AND get away with it. Now THAT was a feat. RL LeonXLambo

Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,096 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/26/2011 - Reborn, Lambo - Complete

My God by Stephfunky reviews

Hidan is faithful to his religion and he loves his god - literally. Slash/Yaoi, X-over Naruto/Hp, Cross-gen pairing, Dark!Harry, and cross series pairing.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,473 - Reviews: 576 - Favs: 1,940 - Follows: 2,264 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/6/2009 - Harry P., Hidan

Transparent Sky by beepbeepmeow reviews

"Because he was just like the transparent skies, so patent and so easily seen through." A collection of 1827 fluffy shorts.

Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,527 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/24/2011 - K. Hibari, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S. - Complete

Phoenix Feathers by Audrianna13 reviews

DISCONTINUED Madara has completely destroyed Konoha. Only Naruto and Sasuke are left after killing him, and with nothing to live for they send themselves back in time, but receive some help on the way that furthers their plans beyond expectations.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,650 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 876 - Follows: 764 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.

Waltz with Venus by gyo mapuri reviews

When promises seem impossible, when the world forbids its fulfillment, would one still believe? This is the story of a student's vow and a mentor's faith, of an ill-starred Adonis and his Venus. 27R. Tsuna/Reborn

Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,005 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Reborn - Complete

Soul Mate by SethMaxwell06 reviews

When the battle against Lucifer intensifies, Castiel decides to bring in his mate to help in their cause. Which leaves Dean and Sam getting the shock of their lives, especially when said mate is the former vessel of the Kyuubi no Kitsune!

Crossover - Naruto & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 35,182 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 1/10/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Naruto U., Sam W., Dean W., Castiel - Complete

Denial by ChocolateAngel-san reviews

In which Itachi Uchiha is totally in denial about his sexuality. Kinda crackish.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 539 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Itachi U. - Complete

7 Hours in Hell by sylent nighthowl reviews

Harry reluctantly attends one of Slytherin's legendary parties and takes part in a seemingly innocent game of 7 Minutes in Heaven, but this game has an unexpected twist and his sanity and sexual preference are put to the test.

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,487 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 443 - Follows: 55 - Published: 12/28/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete

The White Lotus Rebellion by Oni Shin reviews

When Naruto discovered news of his parents by accident from over hearing Sandaime one day. His maske had finally cracked to reveal the true Naruto hidden in the shadows. Now how will those around will react to the true Naruto and Sasuke too has a secret.

Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 28,951 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 666 - Follows: 544 - Updated: 12/23/2010 - Published: 9/16/2010 - Naruto U.

Naruto: 893 by dart93 reviews

Naruto quits after the forbidden scroll incident. Leaving the village, he rises to power not as Lord Hokage, but as Lord Chairmen, head of the Black Rose Corporation where he dosen't need to relay on Chakra, only the power of money although chakra helps.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 41,175 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 792 - Follows: 697 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 9/15/2010 - Naruto U.

After The Mission by fringeperson reviews

What if Hermione was actually a Konoha shinobi - so deep under cover that she was practically a civilian while at Hogwarts? When she returns to Konoha, what will she have hidden up her sleeve with that wand? Don't own. Rated for violence & stuff later.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 31 - Words: 98,531 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 789 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 12/11/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Hermione G. - Complete

If the Glove Fits by Bad Temper reviews

Ed and Roy deal with the aftermath of an attack on Central HQ. Roy feels the need to apologize to Ed after he was caught in the Colonel's 'crossfire'. Heh heh. See what I did there? Ed x Roy goodness will ensue. No likie no readie. Rated 4 later chapters.

Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 33,260 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Edward E., Roy M.

Memories of a Former Life by black mage wannabe reviews

When Harry first encounters the dementors on the Hogwarts Express, he can not be fixed with a bar of Professor Lupin's chocolate. Rather than hearing only his dying mother's last words, he also hears the voice of his past, the voice of Aizen Sosuke.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,834 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 1,205 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 11/10/2009 - Harry P., S. Aizen

Trick Me, Treat Me by GeminiScar reviews

AU Halloween Oneshot. Sasuke has a crush on his Older Brother's best friend Naruto. Only Problem is Itachi knows it, but what Sasuke seems to have forgotten is that Itachi will do anything for his little brother, and for his best friend at that.RATED MA

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 21,537 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 1,132 - Follows: 137 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

The Extremely Weird Smart Naruto story! by snakeofdreams reviews

Smart!Naruto Crossdressing!Naruto. Naruto thought long and hard about why Haku had pretended to be a girl, and finds that he likes the reason, so he decided to try it out himself! He's gonna knock those ninja off their feet...by a spray of nosebleeds! XD

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 25,738 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 1,172 - Follows: 1,081 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 5/3/2008 - Naruto U.

Jade potter the demon hunter by ive-got-2-many-ideas reviews

HPxdevil may cry crossover.Jade potter femharry is rescued and adopted at a young age by nero&kyrie. How will the wizarding world react to a butt-kicking, sword/gun weilding demon hunter? rated for gore and language.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Devil May Cry - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 29,147 - Reviews: 256 - Favs: 645 - Follows: 627 - Updated: 9/27/2010 - Published: 1/22/2009 - Harry P., Vergil

Love Potion by Persistence reviews

Ichigo has a crush on Byakuya, but he never notices him so he goes to Urahara for help and things go terribly wrong. Yaoi! Byakuya/Ichigo

Bleach - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 22,154 - Reviews: 297 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Ichigo K., Byakuya K.

How by theallpowerfullme reviews

Sasuke obsessing over Naruto's ass. sasunaru

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,342 - Reviews: 240 - Favs: 944 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 3/4/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

Muketsu no Kyuuketsuki by na no duh reviews

After defeating Voldemort in his fourth year, Harry leaves the wizarding world. He doesn't get very far before trouble finds him in the form of painful birthday surprises, hungry vampires, and Cross Academy. Yaoi. HP/KK. MPREG. HP/Vampire Knight xover.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Vampire Knight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 17 - Words: 48,666 - Reviews: 535 - Favs: 1,742 - Follows: 2,023 - Updated: 9/3/2010 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Harry P., Kaname K.

Caged Bird Free by Iron Dragon Maiden reviews

This wasn't the first time Castiel was a human. It was the first time he stopped being afraid to disobey. Dean/Castiel established pairing. Crossover with Naruto and with Good Omens... well, Supernaural's already a crossover in itself, really

Crossover - Naruto & Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,510 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Hizashi H., Castiel - Complete

A Ninja and his Dragon by TheSecretUchiha reviews

Alone in the middle of the woods, Naruto is set to spend several days away from the abusive civilians before returning to Konoha. However a shocking discovery in the stone walls of his cave sends him on a new adventure with a new friend. Will be sasunaru.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 31,638 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 198 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Naruto U., Kakashi H.

Three by iluvEdo reviews

Kiba proposes an idea to Naruto. Naruto proposes the idea to his raven-haired boyfriend. What is the idea? A threesome. YAOI. NaruSasu, IMPLIED NaruSasuKiba, CRACK.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,530 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Shadows and Orbs by Touch of the Wind reviews

Harry is sent to Azkaban Prison after his fourth year at Hogwarts for the murder of Cedric Diggory. Harry is now on the path to completing his true destiny as the King of All Darkness and find his Soul Mate the King of All Light. SLASH Charmed Xover

Crossover - Charmed & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 38,111 - Reviews: 931 - Favs: 1,473 - Follows: 1,698 - Updated: 5/23/2010 - Published: 11/9/2008 - Wyatt H., Harry P.

If Only You Knew by YaoiWhore reviews

Sometimes it sucks having to put on a facade, especially for people I can't stand... Yaoi. KakaNaru. Don't like, then skedaddle.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,149 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 600 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 2/9/2007 - Naruto U., Kakashi H. - Complete

Heartbeat by Hiki-chan reviews

ONESHOT! SASUNARU. NON-AU. Sasuke took Naruto’s hand. “…In the end, I couldn’t leave you.”

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,551 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 65 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

Path of Flowers by hangman1 reviews

After being slain at the hands of the Keyblade Master, the Graceful Assassin is plucked from Nothingness by an unknown force. His task is simple; protect 'the boy'. Trial's lie in wait for Naruto Uzumaki. It's up to Marluxia to protect him.

Crossover - Naruto & Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,774 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 3/2/2010 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Naruto U., Marluxia

Reaping the Rewards by pixelx reviews

Prompt taken from the khrkinkmeme on LJ. This is TYL univerese. Gokudera strips as reward for doing paperwork then seme!Tsuna has his way with him. See inside for details. 2759.

Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,917 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., H. Gokudera - Complete

Quincy Fashion by XxReighxX reviews

“Um…so, if yer outfit’s all white…how do ya keep yer underwear from showing through the material?” he asked. Uryuu’s face went bright red, and before he could dodge, Renji felt a fist at the back of his head.“Yer not wearin’ any are ya!” YAOI

Bleach - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,760 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Renji A., Uryuu I. - Complete

The Breaking Of Rules by Levi's Nice Ass reviews

Mello was sin and sex and the breaking of rules...exactly how Matt liked it. MXM LEMON READ AND REVIEW!

Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,019 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 8 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Complete

The Demon and the Angel by seventhSINwrath reviews

A day before his 16th birthday, Harry comes into his inheritance as a Zanpakuto right before being summoned by Muramasa to help 'free' his fellow Zanpakuto from Shinigami servitude. Catching the eye of a shadow demon, however, wasn't part of the plan.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 644 - Published: 11/26/2009 - Harry P., Kazeshini

Two Four Five by Yok reviews

Remus would have a very hard time explaining that stain later. Not that he cared.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 806 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 15 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Zack F. - Complete

Free Ride by MAKandCHEESE reviews

KakaSasu In more ways than one Kakashi shows Sasuke that the best things in life really are free... and very public. Anal, AU/AR, COMPLETE, Exhib, Oneshot, PWP, Voy, Yaoi Collab: MAKandCHEESE/KakaSasu4ever

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,440 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete

Naruto by FastForward reviews

Everyone knows where Naruto’s from. Everyone knows his world. What if Naruto’s world—wasn’t exactly what we thought it was? SasuNaru

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 73,525 - Reviews: 2803 - Favs: 3,017 - Follows: 855 - Updated: 5/13/2009 - Published: 6/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

Uniform Procedure by MAKandCHEESE reviews

Extra credit is one thing, but when you do it in a mini-skirt in front of Kakashi you had better be prepared for an audience. Anal, WIP, Yaoi. KakaSasu... eventual KakaItaSasu .

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 40,563 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/6/2009 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Kakashi H., Sasuke U. - Complete

Dreams by kirallie reviews

NaruHP crossover. ItachiHarry KakaIru pairing so far. What happens when a ninja and a wizard meet in their dreams? Are they really dreams or something else? AU and people OOC.

Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 30 - Words: 63,203 - Reviews: 987 - Favs: 3,168 - Follows: 1,278 - Updated: 3/19/2009 - Published: 4/30/2006 - [Harry P., Itachi U.] [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] - Complete

Finally Getting What He Wants by BrokenSouledPoetess reviews

On a Friday night, Naruto's greatest temptation knocks on his door. Can he resist? Or will he take a certain raven for his own?

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,045 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 78 - Published: 9/5/2008 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete

The 10th's Guardians as seen by Tumeric by redhaze03 reviews

Tumeric knows next to nothing about the 10th Vongola heir and his guardians, and his imagination takes flight as Iemitsu describes them to him. Yaoi

Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,999 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 200 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Complete

Oranges by Prism0467 reviews

Naruto opened the door to his small apartment, only to be hit with a very familiar scent. One-shot. NaruGaa AU Yaoi

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,526 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 28 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete

Will you be my oniichan? by Anjus-Fungus reviews

Iiigsss.... NaruGaa... NaruGaa... Uh.... smmery? Hehe! Just read if you want.... OC, Lemon, Shota-ish... Uwaaaarrrgghhh!

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,222 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Gaara, Naruto U.

The Kissing Booth by XxReighxX reviews

“What is it you’re selling here?” the redhead asked upon seeing no merchandise inside. The blonde’s face set in a foxlike grin.“Well….this Kazekagesama…is what’s known as a….kissing booth,” he said, sapphire eyes glinting impishly.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 45,675 - Reviews: 182 - Favs: 377 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 5/20/2008 - Published: 9/26/2007 - Gaara, Naruto U. - Complete

Neutral by Camunki reviews

'"Let's do it" He said, as if it were the most natural thing in the world.' Sasuke and Naruto... curious teenagers driven by their hormones, or possibly something more? Sasunaru, yaoi, lemons

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,655 - Reviews: 910 - Favs: 787 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 5/15/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Seeing Red by xSweetMacabre reviews

Why is the Akatsuki crowded in a small bathroom, gazing intently at a hole in the wall? And why aren’t Deidara and Sasori enjoying the show? Why, because they are the show, of course. SasoDei. REWRITTEN ... KIND OF.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,108 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete

Love, Deciet and the Potters by mommyflaw reviews

In which Scorpius is being wooed by Molly, Albus reminds his boyfriend who he belongs to, and James decides his family isn't as bad as he thought. BL

Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,120 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/6/2008 - Albus S. P., Scorpius M. - Complete

Naptime by FoCuSyOuRmInD reviews

It was Naptime in the Konoha Preschool and Sasuke and Naruto turned out to be the only ones without a blanket. There just so happened to be only one blanket left. Adorable SasuNaru and Evil Hinata-Chibi

Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,307 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 407 - Follows: 71 - Published: 1/30/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

I'm never coming back by miserygirl reviews

A short NaruSasu drabble. In Naruto's POV.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 131 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Published: 11/14/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Kiss Me by Xyrhos-Kun reviews

NaruSasu. Oneshot. Features the Wave Arc, how Sasuke is 'killed' and how it all fits into place.

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 478 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/5/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

Chilli Hot by Hiki-chan reviews

[SasuNaru Oneshot] Sasuke had almost sworn off the color red on anyone's face until he saw Naruto sitting there at Ichiraku Ramen looking so... ravishable. [Hot and silly]

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,398 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 86 - Published: 11/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

Sting of a Scorpion by BrightBrightWorld reviews

While resting in an inn, Deidara is stung by a scorpion. Paralyzed and deathly scared, he is unable to do anything. Will Sasori be able to resist the temptation? SasoDei Warning: Heavy yaoi, lemon. You have been warned xD

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,409 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 276 - Follows: 37 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Deidara, Sasori - Complete

Chibi Love by Ryoko of the Ink reviews

Chibi Sasuke and chibi Naruto meet and decide to get married. Involves swings, a yaoi obsessed mom, a protective older brother, tons of fluff, and chibi love. SasuNaru

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,951 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 219 - Follows: 47 - Published: 10/7/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

Veela Child, Moon Child by Twilight Goddess7 reviews

Young Harry Potter was always different. He preferred reading over playing with other children. He had a strange talent for communicating with animals…and he always felt a strong pull towards one, Draco Malfoy. The problem? Draco is betrothed to someone

Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,782 - Reviews: 2126 - Favs: 2,875 - Follows: 2,161 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Draco M., Harry P.

Love by a dreamer's attic reviews

It's not love, It can't be love, it's what he doesn't know, it's what he tells himself... [sasunaru, like every naruto fic I write Naruto does not belong to me]

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete

Precious Darkness by a dreamer's attic reviews

In those days...I loved you without understanding. disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 143 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/23/2007 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete

That Blonde One by gimbatash reviews

Someone has gotten a hold of crystallized red water and is using it for his own sick proposes. Now Ed must go undercover as a stripper in order to bring this man into the open. WARNING: Do not take this seriously. It's just a really silly story! :D

Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Humor/Crime - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,182 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 3/18/2007 - Published: 9/27/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete

Full Circle by Nike Femme reviews

Edward Elric returns with amnesia. He has lived the past four years as Auric, a Gatekeeper. But there are some battles that only he can fight. Will his friends be able to awaken Ed, and what happens to Auric if they do? RoyEd. Eventually.

Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 144,252 - Reviews: 1552 - Favs: 2,827 - Follows: 581 - Updated: 7/12/2006 - Published: 2/4/2006 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete

Favorite Interruption by Erisabesu reviews

Ishida is trying to indulge in his secret Saturday afternoon obsession. Ichigo has different ideas of what Saturday afternoons are for. [IchigoIshida, implied NaruSasu] Yaoi, Rated M for language and romance Bleach style.

Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,026 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/29/2006 - Ichigo K., Uryuu I.

Diamond by Hakanaki reviews

Only a diamond can scratch another diamond. NaruGaa. Lemon in the background. Reqeust for Gatchan.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 633 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Naruto U., Gaara - Complete

I'd Rather Die Alone by quittakingmyname reviews

Ed thinks about his current relationship with Roy. With little convincing he just might get his wish. COMPLETE! It feels good to say that!

Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,235 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/30/2005 - Published: 7/9/2005 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete

Keys to Diplomacy by Letta reviews

Naruto enjoys the perks of being Hokage when the Kazekage visits for a diplomatic meeting. NaruGaa ONE-SHOT

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,585 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 313 - Follows: 53 - Published: 4/13/2005 - Complete

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Council of Nine reviews

What if the jinchūriki were no more? What if they became the new bijū? What if Uzumaki Naruto, the newest Kyūbi no Yōko, had Uchiha Itachi for a mate? Rated M for foul language, blood, and future lemons. NaruIta. Fic is dead, with no chance of resurrection.

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,924 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 6/2/2012 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete

Salvatores reviews

Lily and James Potter weren't truly a part of the Order. They were the secret leaders of the most powerful magical faction in history, fighting fire with fire against Voldemort. What happens when Harry finds out? Better summary inside and warnings!

Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/28/2012 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Harry P.

Call of the Siren reviews

People speak of a hauntingly beautiful boy swimming in the ocean at night. He seduces his unsuspecting prey, luring them in with his hypnotizing voice. How much truth is there to this rumor? Bad summary...SasuNaru! Rating will go up!

Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,473 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.

The Day Ichiraku's Almost Died reviews

This is what happens to Ichiraku's Ramen after Naruto leaves and after he comes back. My first attempt at crack! Rated K for an excessive use of the word youth and fangirl plotting. Giftfic for Turquoise-Waves!

Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2011 - Teuchi - Complete

How to Properly Serve Vodka reviews

What's the best way to serve vodka? With a side of a sexy blonde, of course! SasuNaru! Gift for Sabaku no Sayuri!

Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,293 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete