Please step aside, sir...the TSA will deal with...I mean, help...you now.

Haha. Welcome to our page. This was written late at night and is not very good, and we're proud of it.

We promise that our stories are much better than this pathetic attempt at a profile. Please read them and review, and you will be rewarded. We will send you a gold medal. Made of plastic. Or perhaps paper if we're feeling kind.

Not.

Please watch your head on the way out.

~Airport Security~