Wild the Pen Mistress
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Joined 03-22-08, id: 1531097, Profile Updated: 03-18-10
Author has written 1 story for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

Hello! I'm Wild! Nice to meet you.

I'm an easily obsessed aspiring author with fascinations that change as rapidly as the weather.

Sci-fi tickles my fancy and horror stories delight and thrill me. Stories with sub-plots, complicated and deep characters, and insights into culture with political statements are the highlights of literature; Impossibilites, stunted views, and stories told only to be fantastical are the bane of my existence. For that reason I am very picky about what I read and what I watch. Things that have made my cut are Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, Star Trek: The Original Series, Star Trek: The Next Generation, Star Trek: Enterprise, both versions of Doctor Who, MacGyver, The Twilight Zone, Pride and Prejudice, Emma, Sense and Sensibility, Dracula by Bram Stoker, The Skeleton Key by Stephen King, Supernatural, Merlin, Tsubasa Chronicles, XxXHolic, and Death Note.

I ship like mad. Crack pairings make my world go round. On the other hand, I hate the stereotypical Seme and Uke of all couples. If you look at relationships in real-life, very rarely will you see a couple where one person is so utterly and disgustingly feminine and the other Machismo and built like a Trainer. Honestly, I have met fans of Yaoi that expect gay couples to be like that and are utterly rude to those gays that they meet. Not cool man, not cool.

I consider myself to be an artist and love creating little odd bits. I draw maybe ten pictures a day of varying sizes, and work with mixed media.

Coffee and ice cream fuel my creative process.

Neon colors, stripes, and checker patterns are everywhere on me.

While I endorse self-insert OCs, I hate those people who pair them up with characters. Bloody hell, it's kinda creepy to have YOU making out with and sexing up a fictional character. Oh, and I hate you Mary-Sue'ers with the fire of a thousand suns. Changing the damn plot lines with your Half-Elf, chameleon haired, all powerful, saving the day with the powers of 'Love, Rainbows, and Unicorns', ninja-karate master selves. You should be BANNED.

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Don't You Know Which Clothes Even Fit Me? by CarbonBlack reviews
When America is coerced into retrieving England from one of the last places in the world he expected to find the Brit, he sets out on a mission to experience and expose this interesting and strangely un-lame side of his former brother.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 68,843 - Reviews: 352 - Favs: 497 - Follows: 419 - Updated: 4/30/2010 - Published: 10/5/2009 - America, England/Britain
How Heroes Fly by BlossomsintheMist reviews
America joins the Allies after the attack on Pearl Harbor.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,753 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/22/2009 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Great Nation reviews
It was probably just luck that he noticed the black cruiser sliding around the corner. Chicago during the twenties. America-centric. One-shot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 570 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/8/2010 - America - Complete