Gollum: "We wants it, we needs it. Must have the Preciousss."

Gollum: "They stole it from us. Sneaky little hobbitses. Wicked, tricksy, filthsss!"

Sméagol: "No! Not Master!"

Gollum: "Yess. Preciousss first. They will cheat you, hurt you, lie!"

Sméagol: "Master's my friend."

Gollum: "You don't have any friends. Nobody likes you."

He covers his ears

Sméagol: "Not listening. Not listening."

Lord of the Rings, The Two Towers

Name: Ingrid

Current Residence: Scouring different realms in search of the preciousss

Me: I am normal, I promise... I just have a split personality is all. I love to read, especially romance and historicals or better yet historical romances. I sing, not just in the shower but performance. I am a movie buff and have seen so many that I have trouble at the video stores finding a film I haven't seen. I love the cold which is why living in a hot country sucks! If I didn't have music I'd die, I have an unnatural obsession with Alan Rickman, I want to live in the UK, at some point in my life I want to study at the Royal Academy of Dramatic Art, I am a dancer and it IS a sport, I think the black&white film actresses are better because they have natural beauty and look like real women, cooking is a great relaxant, real chocolate is the only good stuff, I love silence, sleeping in on weekends in winter, Lord of the Rings, acting, watching the same movies over and over again, getting in passionate debates, arguing for the sake of it, rum and rasin ice-cream and as Sede2113 put it... "Most importantly... I am a Die-Hard Harry Potter fan"

Fav Ships:

-Harry/Ginny (Absolute favourite)

-Ron/Hermione (Adorable!)

-Draco/Hermione(Mix of intelligence)

-Draco/Ginny (Fire with Ice)

-Snape/Hermione (Same as D/Hr)

-Snape/Harry (Don't ask)

-Harry/Draco (As above)

-Ron/Harry (Ditto)

-Bill/Hermione (Don't know why I like this one)

-Harry/Hermione (I've been converted in FANDOM ONLY!)

The Twins/Almost anyone bar Remus (lol)

Angelina Johnson/ whoever I feel like reading (this one... dude I really don't know, just like Angelina as a character)

Hated Ships:

-Remus/Sirius

-Remus/Snape

-Sirius/Snape

-Remus/Everyone except Tonks (But I don't read that pairing... I just don't really like Remus)

-Dumbledore/Anyone (ewww old man!)

I hate more than anything people taking the characters out of character... especially Snape and Draco... oh and Ron, it just gives me the shits. I'm quite happy to read both Het. and Slash and read a lot of pairings but there are some ships that I just despise.

Upcoming Stories: I have a series of stories currently being written called, The Knave of Spades, The Knave of Diamonds, The Knave of Clubs and The Knave of Hearts. The first three are set in from 1975 to 1978 (marauders schooling) The main characters are Snape and my own character Jynx (NOT a mary sue), the fourth jumps forward to 1997/98 which is when the seventh book is set. It follows canon as much as possible and incorporates most other characters ie marauders and in the fourth the trio. It is mostly a story to fill in details about some of Voldemorts first rise, Snapes history and the final battle, as well as relationships woven throughout explaining why some characters are the way they are. The first is almost complete as well as the others plans and few details written down for the others. The first story The Knave of Spades will not be posted until it is complete, I've tried writing and posting at the same time and I found it too hard.