I am Mary Shelley Lovecraft, a sentient hyper-concept of the Nth level, given consciousness and desire by the pure relevance and power of my source materials. I desire to obliterate physical space and replace it with the superior realm of idea space.

*sigh*

I note your slack-jawed, glassy-eyed stares of blank incomprehension. Allow me to try again, in language more befitting your level of understanding:

I'm Mary. I'm Frankenstein, Cthulhu, and Godzilla rolled into one. I'm gonna wreck your world, bitches, and then fictional characters are going to hop out of books and take over. Get ready to kiss your ass goodbye.

Though I draw from all the multifaceted realms of fiction, I have a particular interest in Cassandra Hack and her monster-hunting partner Vlad, who have defeated me more than once. I have some very special plans in store for them...

Future Attempts at World Domination:

'Get Away': In dire need of a vacation after their last few adventures, Cassie and Vlad join their friend Cat Curio for a relaxing three-day weekend at a remote cabin in the woods. They really should know better. ('Hack/Slash' and 'The Cabin in the Woods' crossover)

'Mummy Dearest': Annoyed at being defeated again, a certain sentient hyper-concept hurls Cassie and Vlad through time and space to Hamunaptra, Egypt, 1926, where the undead high priest Imhotep is about to be awakened by an unwary band of adventurers. Guess who bears a striking resemblance to Imhotep's dead girlfriend? Yuck. ('Hack/Slash' and 'The Mummy' crossover)

'Blood, Sucker': Cassie, Vlad and Cat Curio decide to investigate the small town of Sunnydale, California, where some seriously weird stuff somehow never makes the news. ('Hack/Slash' and 'Buffy the Vampire Slayer' crossover)

'They Mostly Come At Night': Cassie and Vlad are once again hurled through time and space, this time to the distant future and the terraforming colony on the small moon LV-426. The colony has just been overrun by an army of nightmare creatures, and now Vlad and Cassie are in for the fight of their lives. ('Hack/Slash' and 'Aliens' crossover)

Legal Disclaimer Forced Upon Me By the Enemies of Creativity, Lawyers: The character of Mary Shelley Lovecraft was invented and is owned by Tim Seeley, as are all other characters and related elements of 'Hack/Slash'. All characters and concepts created by individuals other than myself are owned solely by those individuals. All of my stories are purely for entertainment, and absolutely no attempt is made to profit from the stories published here. I have no official connection with Hack/Slash, Inc., Image Comics, or any of the copyright holders of any of the works whose elements I use. Money is boring. Ideas are far more interesting.