MerlinJustGiveMeTheMuffins
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Joined 03-31-08, id: 1539257, Profile Updated: 09-11-12
Author has written 2 stories for Merlin.

Sorry, can't talk, watching Merlin. Or if not Merlin, Soul Eater. And if not that, then Avatar... or Fullmetal... or Blue Exorcist... or ADJL...or (rambles on and on and ON)

...Well if you're that interested I guess I can spare a few minutes. What would you like to know?

Ah yes, the old 'so you're Australian, do you ride a kangaroo to school?' question. And the answer if no, I do not ride a kangaroo. I ride a genetically modifed wombat. They can actually go rather fast, you know. Don't look at me like that, with one eyebrow raised, all disbelieving. It's true you know. Only the country kids ride kangroos these days. The rich kids have the goannas, but since I'm middle class I have the wombat.

Favourite characters? (in no particular order)
Ahhh *sigh* if only they existed in real life. Or maybe not actually, as some of them would probably destory the world.
1) Merlin. Who can resist a clumsy, cheeky, sarcastic and witty warlock? Not me, thats for sure.
2) Morgana. That wicket witch has got the best smirk I've ever seen. I'm jealous, if only I could smirk like that.
3) V (from V for Vendetta). Simply awesome, as well as incredibly smart. Touch on the melodramatic side but hey, you would be too.
4) Zuko. Aaaaah Zuko, Zuko, Zuko, how I spent my early teenage years wishing you existed. One day I shall genetically create you. I promise!
5) Aang. If I had a brother I would demand it to be him.
6) Death the Kid. My OCD kin!
7) Soul Eater. Shark teeth still don't put me off. But why the girly headband? I guess I'll never know.
8) L. Enough said.
9) Jack Skellington. Yes, he's dead. Yes, he takes over Christmas. But he's really a very nice person.
10) Charlies Xavier from X Men First Class. Because smart men are the best kind, especially moral ones.
11) Fry. I couldn't love an idiot more than I love Fry. "I'm having one of those things, a headache with pictures!" "An Idea?" "Yeah!".
12) Spiderman/Peter Parker. Once again, nerds rule! I'm also a huge fan of spiders.
13) Skulduggery Pleasant. If you don't like this guy, you're an idiot (no offence. Actually, yes, OFFENCE!)
14) Valkyrie Cain. 'Kick ass' doesn't even cover it.
15) Jake Long. Being a dragon is pretty awesome. And I love Dante Basco's voice *fangirls in a corner*
16) Rose. Because of her pure ninja-ness.
17) Iron Man. Not sure if I like Iron Man, or Robert Downy Jr... either way.
18) Fin the Human. I want one of those hats dammit.
19) Edward Elric. Makes me wish alchemy was possible. Besides the whole losing body parts thing. I like my body parts.
20) The Okumura Twins (Rin and Yukio). SO many potholes in the anime. Perfect reason to make another season!

So while I sit here fangirling, feel free to peruse my extremely short story collection (I read a HELL of a lot more often than publish), or hit me up if you want me to read yours! I'm happy to edit or give feedback.

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Mirror Shards by Oreramar reviews
A collection of Ao no Exorcist one-shots. Characters, ratings, and genres vary; see first chapter Table of Contents for individual details. Newest story: Triangles. (Veranderung-related oneshot) Things were always suspiciously weird between Yamada and Angelina-chan. When they started pulling Rin into it, Shima knew exactly what was going on.
Blue Exorcist/青の祓魔師 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 23,058 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 201 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 3/22/2015 - Published: 8/3/2011 - Complete
Shadows and Bones by creepygirl13 reviews
One hundred Skulduggery Pleasant drabbles. Varying ratings per chapter, nothing above M.
Skulduggery Pleasant series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 47 - Words: 48,842 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Valkyrie C./Stephanie E., Skulduggery P.
Fractions by llLethell reviews
A collection of drabbles. 161- The Questing Duo: On the way back from an exhausting quest, Merlin twists his ankle and the road to Camelot becomes that much longer. But at least he has Arthur with him. No Slash!
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 161 - Words: 34,911 - Reviews: 2558 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 7/24/2013 - Published: 5/11/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Caught in a Slash by PoisoningPigeonsinthePark reviews
Camelot's trapped in a badly written slash fanfiction, causing momentary gender-bending, plotbunny infestations, banjo-related love triangles, cannibalism, a punctuation purge and all fanfictiondom declaring war on one poor author who just can't splel.
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 19 - Words: 119,901 - Reviews: 498 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 1/6/2013 - Published: 1/30/2011 - Merlin, Arthur
Arthur Pendragon: Lost and Found by Just Celia reviews
Merlin closed his eyes, listening to the jeers of the other boys urging Arthur on: "Push him! Push him!". The lake shone brightly behind Merlin, who could only wait for the blow which would force him backwards into its cold depths. AU fic. Details inside
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 27,559 - Reviews: 162 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 4/17/2012 - Published: 6/15/2011 - Arthur, Merlin
The Lost by Ultra-Geek reviews
In the blink of an eye, Merlin goes from laughing in the halls of Camelot to lying on the ground, hurt and alone, in an unfamiliar, ruined castle. Now all he has to do is figure out what's happened.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 52,381 - Reviews: 891 - Favs: 2,168 - Follows: 700 - Updated: 9/29/2011 - Published: 5/1/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
The Visiting Prince by Emachinescat reviews
"Stay away from him!" The visiting prince snapped his eyes to meet Arthur's challenge. "Why?" he sneered. "He's just a mouthy servant. He needed to be taught a lesson." An old acquaintance of Arthur's is in Camelot and Merlin suffers because of it.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,749 - Reviews: 1110 - Favs: 1,767 - Follows: 744 - Updated: 9/22/2011 - Published: 5/4/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Underneath It All by Sushi Chi reviews
According to the law, he isn't human. He doesn't believe the law. A Merlin/Arthur AU.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,287 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Clues by Kitty O reviews
Most of the time, Merlin acts normally. But then every once in a while, he acts... not like himself. It's in the eyes. It's in the smile. It's in the way he very nearly jumped. What's wrong with him? Can we fix it? No slash. Complete
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 21 - Words: 20,992 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 175 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 6/6/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
The Watcher by Loopstagirl reviews
For someone who is always in sight, Leon often goes unnoticed. But that means he sees more than most.
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,781 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 275 - Follows: 40 - Published: 8/20/2011 - Leon - Complete
One Hundred by Ultra-Geek reviews
100 drabbles, 10000 words. Complete! A collection of unrelated drabbles and plot bunnies. Home of the original Cupboard!Merlin.
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 100 - Words: 17,296 - Reviews: 3817 - Favs: 1,013 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Merlin, Arthur - Complete
Quick and Easy by Princess Alyra reviews
Merlin had no idea what it was the prince intended to do. "Arthur, you're hurting me."
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,873 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 92 - Published: 7/14/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
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Merlin Just Give Me The Muffins! reviews
Arthur's dubious about Merlin's cooking, but our warlock has created something so perfect, so wonderful, it will make history. A one-shot, slightly crack because we all love it. A fanfic of how the idea for my username popped up!
Merlin - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,245 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/27/2011 - Arthur, Merlin - Complete
Muffin's Drabbles reviews
Freshly baked drabbles for your joy! Now with sprinkles, if you so wish. 6. So it Begins: 'The citizens just stared in bewilderment, gaping.'
Merlin - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 8/2/2011 - Published: 7/12/2011 - Merlin