Hey all,
I'm not really good at this profile thing so I'll do the best I can... Well I live in the USA, I'm currently a sophmore in high school, and I'm totally crazy about HP!! I just wrote a songfic it's called "Things I'll Never Say" so go and read it! I do R/R a lot when I get to go online. I hope that when I review it helps you out...I read FFs to pass the time until the next HP book comes out and I'm really glad I do because I read some really good stories. But even when the next book does come out I'll still read FFs. Some thigs I don't like about FFs are slash, H/D, and G/D. I love R/H and H/G. H/H is ok...but very unlikely...Sorry...Any ways...I told you I'm not very good at this...Well, I think that's just about it...So I'm outie!

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haa!
from: Doctor Demento's Delights

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go beserk?? Well..
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind... And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haa!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed and when I had said that loosing you would make me flip my lid... RIGHT??
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haa
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haa!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you paid me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds... Huh?
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haa!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haa
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haa!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haa!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time...(fade out)

Hey buddy!
Yes officer...?
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha...