HermioneG15
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Joined 12-10-02, id: 307833
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Hey all,
I'm not really good at this profile thing so I'll do the best I can... Well I live in the USA, I'm currently a sophmore in high school, and I'm totally crazy about HP!! I just wrote a songfic it's called "Things I'll Never Say" so go and read it! I do R/R a lot when I get to go online. I hope that when I review it helps you out...I read FFs to pass the time until the next HP book comes out and I'm really glad I do because I read some really good stories. But even when the next book does come out I'll still read FFs. Some thigs I don't like about FFs are slash, H/D, and G/D. I love R/H and H/G. H/H is ok...but very unlikely...Sorry...Any ways...I told you I'm not very good at this...Well, I think that's just about it...So I'm outie!

They're Coming to Take Me Away, Ha-Haa!
from: Doctor Demento's Delights

Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go beserk?? Well..
You left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see I've gone completely out of my mind... And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haa
To the funny farm. Where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haa!!

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed and when I had said that loosing you would make me flip my lid... RIGHT??
I know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad... And..

They're coming to take me away, ha-haa!!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haa
To the happy home. With trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haa!

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you paid me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds... Huh?
Well you just wait, they'll find you yet and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt!! And...

They're coming to take me away, ha-haa!
They're coming to take me away, ho-ho, hee-hee, ha-haa
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away, ha-haa!!
To the happy home, with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes and they're coming to take me away, ha-haa!!
To the funny farm, where life is beautiful all the time...(fade out)

Hey buddy!
Yes officer...?
You a head?
No, but I'm catching up, ha ha ha...

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From The Beginning Till The End by DoRiS reviews
Moving towards an AU direction but I am keeping it as canon as possible yet injecting my original ideas. Story of Lily and James, from the beginning till the very end. Enjoy the one of its kind story, spanning from Godric Gryffindor to Harry Potter era.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 141 - Words: 413,456 - Reviews: 1195 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 12/23/2008 - Published: 4/8/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
The Moonlit Ones by Queen Melian reviews
‘Whenever the innocent are in danger the Huntress will ride again.’ Lily has done everything in her power to go unnoticed, but sometimes average just isn’t a choice....LJ AU Now complete
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 46 - Words: 118,105 - Reviews: 937 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 2/24/2006 - Published: 5/6/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Forbidden Passage by Cendrillon reviews
Harry's fifth year left him in greater peril and filled with more questions than ever before. Dumbledore answered some of them, but the revelations have only just begun...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 98,952 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 7/13/2003 - Harry P., Remus L., Ginny W.
Harry Potter and the Year of Redemption by Hufflepuff1324 reviews
It is the year after OoTP. Harry is back in his sixth year where many characters will have their chance at Redemption. New surprise DADA teacher. Secrets of the Veil revealed.... ReadReview!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 22 - Words: 91,337 - Reviews: 306 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 7/19/2004 - Published: 6/29/2003 - Harry P.
The Day I Met James by potterchick1 reviews
Lily is accepted to Hogwarts. what happens when she meets James in Diagon alley? read to find out. this story will go throughout the seven years of hogwarts and beyond.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 18,922 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 2/25/2003 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Troubled Past Haunted Present by Alya Lynn reviews
James, Lily and the gang are all grown up with familys of their own. But when the past comes back to haunt them will they be able to cope?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,566 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/1/2004 - Published: 7/15/2003
Call Me Padfoot by Mangudai reviews
The life of Sirius Black, from his Hogwarts days to his Azkaban ones.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,763 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/25/2003 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Sirius B., James P.
Head Exchange by Cherazor reviews
As Neville Managed to scew a potion up, and Snape gets the wonderful idea to let Harry drink it, and minds fly, literally
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,292 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 11/2/2003 - Published: 2/2/2003 - Albus D., Harry P.
The Crystal Ball that Ron Really Hated by vanilla-chk reviews
Bill gives Ron a crystal ball for his birthday that sees the present instead of the future. Ginny steals it and see Harry showering, amongst other things. May turn into parody or soap-opera, I'm not sure yet. READ, REVIEW! You know you're just aching to!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,004 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/22/2003 - Published: 2/22/2003
Falling Head over Heels by Befuzzled reviews
Chapter 32(33) posted: Continuation from previous chapter...Hermione's not out of danger yet- What happens when the head-strong gryffindor book worm is conned (well forced) to take flying lessons from the cunning and charming Slytherin she despises?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 35 - Words: 111,936 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/12/2003 - Published: 10/30/2002 - Hermione G., Draco M.
Hostile Takeovers by tori-black reviews
Lily, Ali and Bella want James, Sirius and Remus. Who happen to be the biggest players ever. But that's not going to stop them.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 13,422 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/9/2003 - Published: 12/23/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Lost and Forgotten by Random Girl Katriana reviews
Lily and James Potter live a full life in America. There is one problem, though-They can't remember anything before 16 years ago. Their whole life is based on one memory...of someone named Harry....Ch. 4 up! (Warning: Child Abuse)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,343 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/7/2003 - Published: 5/7/2002 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Harry Potter and The Sixth Year From Hell by Done Gone Died On Us reviews
On Hiatus. Penname changed to avoid Mafia.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 61,355 - Reviews: 215 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 6/30/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Go Must Show On by Milka-Weasley reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione thought they were going to be a trio forever, but soon after Hogwarts they all go different ways. What happens when they meet after four years? You won't believe what they do, who they ended up with, what they actually became !
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,675 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/3/2003 - Published: 2/17/2003 - Hermione G., Ron W.
Nice to meet you by Lenaum-Cattani reviews
Harry's first conversation with his new daughter. Very fluff. R/R PLEASE. **********CHAP 2************
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,764 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/23/2003 - Published: 7/14/2003 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Harry Potter and the Archway of Death by aditij24 reviews
Harry's 6th year at Hogwarts, and an innocent present goes astray...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,381 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2003 - Published: 7/6/2003
Untill The Final Breath by Cyrcle of Life reviews
What happens when James suddenly falls for his worst enemy, Lily Evans. What happens, what horror would really open up the maraurders eyes? R/R!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/6/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Family Ties by BashfulC reviews
Harry's in his 5th yr at Hogwarts and is in for the surprise of his life. Chaos, romance, and humor for our favorite Gryffindor.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,115 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/21/2003 - Published: 11/7/2002 - Harry P.
Things I'll Never Say reviews
This is the story of how Lilly and James got engaged. Who will "pop the question" first? Read to find out! Please R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,523 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/25/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P.