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The All New Adventures Of Hermione Granger In…The Chance Of A Lifetime by Hippothestrowl reviews
After bitter losses but more than a century of magical study and growth, the smartest witch is reborn to defang the wicked, save Harry, friends, and perhaps the world. Childhood plus Hogwarts years with villains but no Voldemort, so 8 all-new books. Action! Adventure! Angst! Puzzles! Problems! Payback! Fantasy! Friendship! Fluff! Harry/Hermione. Plus Neville. Ron. Ginny. Luna.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 85 - Words: 487,720 - Reviews: 1170 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 1,372 - Updated: 8/1 - Published: 8/17/2015 - [Hermione G., Harry P.]
Harry and Harley by Rihaan reviews
As he stared into the eyes of a grinning, insane, albeit very attractive jester, hoisting a comically intimidating mallet across her shoulders, he realized that he wasn't in the Department of Mysteries, or London, anymore. But he didn't care. Harry checks into the madhouse, and makes himself at home. Harry/Multi, AU, Powerful!Harry/Hermione.
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 177,649 - Reviews: 319 - Favs: 2,208 - Follows: 2,304 - Updated: 7/31 - Published: 8/26/2014 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Harley Quinn, Poison Ivy]
Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man reviews
Harry Potter was Sorted into Slytherin after a crappy childhood. His brother Jim is believed to be the BWL. Think you know this story? Think again. Year Three (Harry Potter and the Death Eater Menace) starts on 9/1/16. NO romantic pairings prior to Fourth Year. Basically good Dumbledore and Weasleys. Limited bashing (mainly of James).
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 117 - Words: 830,290 - Reviews: 11558 - Favs: 11,122 - Follows: 12,830 - Updated: 7/30 - Published: 4/17/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Neville L., Theodore N.
Child of Lightning by Katie Macpherson reviews
The Black Widow can handle anything and anyone. Or so she thinks. But how is she going to handle the god of thunder and the many surprises he brings to her life, including a curly headed baby girl named Hermione? The Red Room certainly didn't prepare her for this.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 384,761 - Reviews: 1875 - Favs: 2,251 - Follows: 2,897 - Updated: 7/13 - Published: 2/16/2015 - Hermione G., Black Widow/Natasha R., Thor
Dodging Prison and Stealing Witches - Revenge is Best Served Raw by LeadVonE reviews
Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 576,444 - Reviews: 7659 - Favs: 14,754 - Follows: 17,849 - Updated: 7/1 - Published: 10/23/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Daphne G., Ginny W.]
Itachi, Is That A Baby? by SpoonandJohn reviews
Petunia performs a bit of accidental magic. It says something about her parenting that Uchiha Itachi is considered a better prospect for raising a child. Young Hari is raised by one of the most infamous nukenin of all time and a cadre of "Uncles" whose cumulative effect is very . . . prominent. And someone had the bright idea to bring him back to England. Merlin help them all.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 100 - Words: 309,853 - Reviews: 7511 - Favs: 9,733 - Follows: 10,263 - Updated: 5/11 - Published: 11/25/2015 - Harry P., Albus D., Itachi U.
Odd Ideas by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 183 - Words: 795,537 - Reviews: 11875 - Favs: 5,400 - Follows: 4,427 - Updated: 12/29/2018 - Published: 9/4/2005
Gods Among Us by arturus reviews
Fate is a funny thing sometimes. Harry Potter and his friends survived their trial by fire and defeated Voldemort. A year has passed and Hermione Granger is apprenticed as a Curse Breaker. When she discovers an ancient tomb she talks Harry into helping with the excavation. Now they are trapped and they'll need a miracle to survive. HP/BSG now with quite a bit of Stargate in the mix
Crossover - Harry Potter & Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 218,253 - Reviews: 860 - Favs: 1,791 - Follows: 2,388 - Updated: 10/2/2018 - Published: 1/9/2012 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Blindness by AngelaStarCat reviews
Harry Potter is not standing up in his crib when the Killing Curse strikes him, and the cursed scar has far more terrible consequences. But some souls will not be broken by horrible circumstance. Some people won't let the world drag them down. Strong men rise from such beginnings, and powerful gifts can be gained in terrible curses. (HP/HG, Scientist!Harry)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 38 - Words: 324,281 - Reviews: 4985 - Favs: 13,008 - Follows: 13,028 - Updated: 9/25/2018 - Published: 1/1/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Lady Archimedes by White Squirrel reviews
Sequel to The Arithmancer. Years 5-7. Armed with a N.E.W.T. in Arithmancy after Voldemort's return, Hermione takes spellcrafting to new heights and must push the bounds of magic itself to help Harry defeat his enemy once and for all.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 82 - Words: 597,295 - Reviews: 5576 - Favs: 4,157 - Follows: 4,731 - Updated: 7/7/2018 - Published: 8/22/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., George W., Ginny W. - Complete
In enemy waters by DerLaCroix reviews
Having left Britain, Harry tries to find a course through the troubled waters of the British Carribean. Sequel to 'Rocking the boat'
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 59,025 - Reviews: 342 - Favs: 1,261 - Follows: 1,938 - Updated: 11/5/2017 - Published: 12/23/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Hermione Granger and the Perfectly Reasonable Explanation by Robin.Drew reviews
In 1991, a child came to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry with obvious gifts, but which few suspected would change the world... Oh, and Harry Potter enrolled that year as well. *** A few tweaks to canon, plus extrapolating Hermione's apparent intelligence realistically. I expect events to diverge fairly quickly. ;) *** cover image cc by-nc RooReynolds @ Flickr
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Suspense - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,707 - Reviews: 562 - Favs: 938 - Follows: 1,537 - Updated: 7/24/2017 - Published: 12/23/2013 - Hermione G.
The Brightest Black by Enigmaticrose4 reviews
On that fateful Halloween night Bellatrix Lestrange decided to sate her bloodlust on an innocent muggleborn family. Life is never again the same for the Most Noble and Ancient House of Black.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 72 - Words: 278,018 - Reviews: 4470 - Favs: 4,026 - Follows: 3,258 - Updated: 7/15/2017 - Published: 3/17/2016 - [Hermione G., Draco M.] Harry P., Narcissa M. - Complete
The Cupboard Series 5: United We Stand by Stargon1 reviews
Lord Voldemort has risen. The Minister of Magic is dead. War has been declared. Now is the time for those of the Light to unite, for to do so will give them a chance to stand, to face the Darkness and to survive. For we all know what hapens to those who are divided ...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,543 - Reviews: 1166 - Favs: 1,798 - Follows: 1,940 - Updated: 4/26/2017 - Published: 4/13/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] - Complete
Is Your Great-Aunt an AI? ! by Quatermass reviews
Petunia sends a baby Harry to her aunt, living in America, Caroline Evans. Some years later, Caroline becomes GLaDOS, and only Harry stops her from her rampage. Now, Harry is eleven, and he's heading to Hogwarts. Of course, with an amoral scientist/computer for a great-aunt and a mute big sister, the question is not whether he is ready for Hogwarts. Is Hogwarts ready for him?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Portal - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 19 - Words: 47,708 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 2,077 - Follows: 1,702 - Updated: 3/13/2017 - Published: 10/18/2015 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Chell, GLaDOS - Complete
Instincts by Reveraine reviews
Some things are not as they seem. There are many things people take for granted about the magical world. What if werewolves were not quite what everyone thought? Hermione is going to find out the truth, whether she wanted to or not.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 66 - Words: 159,619 - Reviews: 854 - Favs: 1,274 - Follows: 1,045 - Updated: 3/11/2017 - Published: 4/18/2014 - [Hermione G., Fenrir G.] Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Harry Potter and the Rune Stone Path by Temporal Knight reviews
10 year old Harry finds a chest left by his mother with books on some of her favorite subjects. Discovering he has a talent for understanding and creating runes sets Harry onto a very different path than anyone had expected. Shortcuts, inventions, and a bit of support go a long way! Pairings: H/Hr/NT/FD/DG. Ron/Molly bashing and GreaterGood!Dumbledore.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 517,775 - Reviews: 5762 - Favs: 14,587 - Follows: 12,154 - Updated: 12/28/2016 - Published: 4/15/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G., Fleur D., N. Tonks] - Complete
Heart and Soul by Philosophize reviews
Sequel to The Power of Love: Voldemort is back, the Ministry is in denial, and Dumbledore is stalling, but Jasmine isn't alone. She and Hermione are supported by new friends, defended by two shieldmaidens, and empowered by ancient magic. Eliminating Voldemort is the least of the tasks which prophecy expects from them, but how will these witches transform the whole magical world?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 379,455 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 1,319 - Follows: 1,100 - Updated: 11/22/2016 - Published: 1/30/2016 - [Harry P., Hermione G.] Fleur D., Gabrielle D. - Complete
Rebel by atiketook reviews
Earth has been taken over; it was now ruled by them. I don't remember in details how it happened; I was too young. Shortly after, an Arbitrator took me in, bringing me back on Yautja Prime where many humans resided as pets, servants or slaves. But humans had not said their last words. Rating 'M' for adult situations and language.16 yrs old or more.
Aliens/Predator - Rated: M - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 57 - Words: 202,206 - Reviews: 413 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 137 - Updated: 7/11/2016 - Published: 11/2/2014
Magus Symphonia II: Serpentis Vindictae by RmBm reviews
With their first year over, our four magical musicians reinforce their bonds and form new ones, readying themselves for their second year's trials, surprises and misadventures to come. Could their talents, nurtured by Hermione, aid them in avoiding catastrophes? Or will it be their undoing? Hermione-centric. Inspired by and featuring a cameo from 'Your lie in April'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 17 - Words: 72,193 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/26/2016 - Published: 9/11/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G., Cho C., Daphne G. - Complete
The Handbook of Elf Psychology by evansentranced reviews
Sequel to Fantastic Elves and Where to Find Them! Harry is captured by wizards and brought to a castle. The wizards are obnoxious, but there's a lovely wood nearby which is quaintly named the "Forbidden" Forest. Harry thinks that's adorable.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 99,261 - Reviews: 2556 - Favs: 6,333 - Follows: 6,222 - Updated: 6/21/2016 - Published: 9/8/2012 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S., Luna L. - Complete
Rainbow Solution by Noir Detective reviews
Loosely based on Reptilla28 challenge and One wizard too many. Slight crossover with Rainbow Six Vegas 2. Harriet Potter died again and her reaper is in a really desperate position and desperate times asks for desperate solutions. Rainbow Solution. Rated M for future Violence
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 66,708 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 378 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 6/4/2016 - Published: 12/7/2014
Prisoner of Hogwarts by Captain Planet Apprentice reviews
Harry Potter does not want to to go to Hogwarts, it's a stuffy place with people that just don't seem to use common sense, but it's his only option now as his guardian works for a manipulative old man. Thankfully there are perks to the position.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 67,390 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 804 - Updated: 5/14/2016 - Published: 1/20/2011 - Harry P.
Amy Potter is Batgirl! by Philosophize reviews
Amy "don't call me Amaryllis" Potter never went to Hogwarts, but the Goblet of Fire makes her a compelled competitor in the Triwizard Tournament. Will three years of tutelage by the Dynamic Duo see her through the treacherous tasks? Will being Batgirl help her beat the villainous Voldemort? And what's with that bewitching yet bothersome, bushy-haired bookworm? Tune in to find out!
Crossover - Batman & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 68,183 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 888 - Follows: 717 - Updated: 4/26/2016 - Published: 2/23/2016 - Bruce W./Batman, Richard G./Nightwing, Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cupboard Series 4: The Fourth School by Stargon1 reviews
The TriWizard Tournament has been revived and the three largest and most prestigious schools in Europe are due to compete - Hogwarts, Beauxbatons and Durmstrang. And in a mark of respect, the newest and smallest school in not only Britain but also all of Europe, has been invited to watch. If only things were that simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 144,512 - Reviews: 1871 - Favs: 2,388 - Follows: 2,193 - Updated: 4/13/2016 - Published: 3/25/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Adorable Violence by Cloud Zen reviews
Hermione loves her books. Hermione loves her Harry. Get between Hermione and either at your own peril. Series of connected one-shots.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 41,182 - Reviews: 1237 - Favs: 3,034 - Follows: 2,568 - Updated: 8/18/2015 - Published: 7/18/2015 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Cold blood by DerLaCroix reviews
Sometimes, the tide of events really changes a person.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 232,748 - Reviews: 3600 - Favs: 7,312 - Follows: 6,183 - Updated: 8/5/2015 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cupboard Series 3: Potter Haven by Stargon1 reviews
After the disastrous events at King's Cross Station at the end of Harry and Hermione's second year, Harry's been expelled from Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry and is now on the run. Hunted by the Ministry of Magic and Albus Dumbledore alike, Harry must somehow learn to survive alone while at the same time continuing his magical education.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 105,775 - Reviews: 1298 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 1,426 - Updated: 3/25/2015 - Published: 12/6/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cupboard Series 2: Hermione's Book Nook by Stargon1 reviews
Even bars on the window, locks on the door and a demented house-elf can't keep Harry away from his friends. The Ministry hearing, though, might be a different story. And then there's that letter from his dad ... A second year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 107,575 - Reviews: 1158 - Favs: 2,121 - Follows: 1,229 - Updated: 12/6/2014 - Published: 8/28/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
The Cupboard Series 1: The Cupboard Under the Stairs by Stargon1 reviews
A mysterious green inked letter banished Harry from his cupboard. But does taking the boy out of the cupboard also mean that you've taken the cupboard out of the boy? A first year fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 22 - Words: 51,301 - Reviews: 751 - Favs: 2,679 - Follows: 1,238 - Updated: 8/28/2014 - Published: 6/14/2014 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Rocking the Boat by DerLaCroix reviews
Harry is left with the Dursleys just after his godfather had died. One thing leads to the other and Harry is fed up with being a puppet. He breaks free and finds help. And boy, does he start rocking the boat.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 245,784 - Reviews: 3576 - Favs: 8,733 - Follows: 6,133 - Updated: 10/2/2012 - Published: 2/5/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Life Sucks, Then You Die by Radaslab reviews
Hermione begins to learn the truth after Harry is named a Tri-Wizard Champion. The solution is not what either extect. Mostly H/HR but it won't seem so. Some Ron and Dumbledore BASHING, but not much...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 254,864 - Reviews: 2500 - Favs: 2,942 - Follows: 3,155 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Champions by Thor's Shadow reviews
Harry takes a moment to help another Champion during the Second Task, and the unexpected aftermath forever changes his life.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 82,370 - Reviews: 3362 - Favs: 9,160 - Follows: 9,142 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 7/25/2010 - [Harry P., Fleur D.]