Hi. I have the same initials as Bruce Wayne.

I hail from New Hampshire. If it were up to me, though, I would skip town altogether, run away, and live independently for the rest of my life. I would be nomadic and settle down in a different, shittier motel every week. Not exactly practical, nor entirely plausible, but I'll make it happen someday.

As far as actually writing stories goes, I have about ten different stories started, and several more ideas bouncing about the confines of my thick skull. They're mostly for The Walking Dead, The Dark Knight, and Saints Row the Third. Alas, I must confess that one or two of them may also be for Harry Potter fictions. I also want to do a Casino Royale fan fiction, because Daniel Craig's James Bond is badass, and I could definitely capitalize on that movie.

I like to write with orignal characters, because I think they allow for more expansion. Most of my OC's have distinct, rugged personalities. This means they're typically going to be crude, sarcastic, and general punks. (Although I do have a story planned with a sweetheart.) All of my original characters are of the male persuasion, because I think this website has too many female OC's, who, oddly enough, also tend to be named Mary Sue.

So my list of published entries may look empty, but that's because it is. Like my soul.

Just kidding.

Anyway, I'll try to publish something soon, but I have to get my thoughts organized first. Wait, did I say soon? I meant never.

Yeah, kidding again.

Not really, though.

"I ain't gotta explain myself to you."