During the Horcrux hunt in book 7, Hermione tells the boys Muggle fairy tales to pass the time. Now with Thumbelina!

Harry Potter has been banged up for ten years in the hellhole brig of Azkaban for a crime he didn't commit, and his traitorous brother, the not-really-boy-who-lived, has royally messed things up. After meeting Fate and Death, Harry is given a second chance to squash Voldemort, dodge a thousand years in prison, and snatch everything his hated brother holds dear. H/Hr/LL/DG/GW.

Annabeth was slipping and Percy dived to save her; something went wrong. On the surface, Annabeth leads the Seven, desperate to rescue him and unite the camps. Alone in Tartarus, Percy finds himself making harsher choices, discovering darker methods, unlocking deeper powers, tortured and fighting for his life. He swears he's still a good kid. Post MOA

Gen. Harry has reached a very bitter thirty. His efforts to reform the Ministry haven't lessened the pure-blood bigotry. Then he finds out that he's apparently a part of a pure-blood nobility he's never heard of; he's Lord Potter and Lord Black. Unfortunately, that revelation's come too late for him to be a reformer. All Harry wants to do is tear down the system and salt the earth.

He always sat there, just staring out the window. The nameless man with sad eyes. He bothered no one, and no one bothered him. Until now, that is. Abigail Waters knew her curiosity would one day be the death of her...but not today. Today it would give her life instead.

Annabeth Chase has finally gotten her chance to lead a quest: she and her friends must navigate the Labyrinth and in its twist and turns she must not only confront the Titan army's monsters, but her own fears, hopes, and scariest of all, her developing feelings for her best friend. An alternate PoV retelling of BotL. Part IV of Daughter of Wisdom (Full summary inside.) *COMPLETE*

After McGonagall's dismissal of the first divination lesson Harry decides to change elective. In the process Harry starts to understand that he can do things without Ron or Hermione and that their yearmates are worth getting to know. A different take on PoA and on. Rating's for safety. Not a Ron/Hermione bashing story.

Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.

You may have read fics in which Ron and Ginny attempt to Love Potion Harry and Hermione, but never quite like this. Oneshot. Crack. OOC!Weasleys; Love-Potion!Weasleys-bashing.)

Not going to school would have been way too much effort, and besides, Harry had promised that since last year was a bit boring, he was going to not try to avoid everything this year..

Written for QLFC season 6 round 8. No, he was being ridiculous. Harry was his mate. He would not do something like this on purpose. But still, the nagging suspicion stayed.

In which Harry is a rather peculiar child with a taste for chaos and innovation. The two go hand in hand, after all.

The Ministry of Magic and the Daily Prophet sends out a special message about the lies regarding the Dark Lord, what a great progressive woman Dolores Umbridge is, and how you should beware non Ministry approved news. Satire.

Thanos's defeat had apocalyptic consequences, so Strange uses the power of the Stones to send back the only being powerful enough to stop it. Thor must now go back in time and prevent catastrophe for not only himself, but his fellow Avengers. This time he intends on being the man his siblings deserve, the Prince Asgard needs, and the God the Universe requires. Powerful Thor.

When Ron Weasley realized he was reborn to the world with his memories mostly intact, he felt it was a second chance to do better. However, he slowly realizes that this world was different from his own. Making new friends and earning new enemies, he has to use his experience from his previous life not only to reach his goals, but also to survive. AU

Just a little filler one shot expanding a little on "But from that moment on, Hermione Granger became their friend" in PS. How Hermione was feeling around the time of the troll, and how Ron and Harry went from her enemies to her friends.

A sharp and sudden change that can have devastating effects. When a Harry Potter that didn't follow the path of the Epilogue finds himself suddenly thrown into 1970, he settles into a muggle pub to enjoy a nice drink and figure out what he should do with the situation. Naturally, things don't work out the way he intended.

In a world with a pragmatic, intelligent Voldemort, Harry discovers that he has the power to live, die and repeat until he gets it right.

A collection of related one-shots spanning Hogwarts, where Hermione never has her Halloween epiphany and so the trio never forms, leaving Harry & Ron to bro their way through Hogwarts, forced to learn for themselves what they need to know.

Sequel to the Whispering Skull. Lucy's getting strange, repetitive nightmares, the skull is acting even weirder, and there are horrifying secrets that lay undiscovered in Portland Row. There's a sudden crisis with the iron and silver supplies, agencies and residents alike are panicking, and startling truths are revealed about the realm known as the Other Place. [UPDATED 21/1]

After Slytherin made his Chamber of Secrets, all the other founders made their own secret rooms. Ravenclaw made her own super-secret Librarium, Hufflepuff made the Room of Requirement, and Gryffindor? He decided to outdo them all. [Oneshot, crackfic, vaguely AU]

For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would become a Dark Lord. For Teddy Lupin, Harry Potter would take down the Ministry or die trying. He should have known that Hermione and Ron wouldn't let him do it alone.

Sometimes, all it takes to rise to greatness is a helping hand and the incentive to survive. Thrust between giants Harry has no choice but become one himself if he wants to keep on breathing. He might've found a way, but life's never that easy. Clock's ticking, Harry. Learn fast now.

Harry never put his name in the cup. No one would believe him, so he leaves Hogwarts searching for a way to fight the wizarding contract, using the thing that holds him to it; the law.

They expected him to be a paragon of virtue, a champion of the Light, the personification of all that is good and noble in their world...they were wrong. Explore the legend of a darker Harry Potter, seen from the eyes of friend and foe alike. Multiple POVs. Non-linear narrative. Rated M for violence.

Ron Weasley has a deft and analytical mind, which is not only great for chess, but also potions. Or, how Ron Weasley and Severus Snape became bros.

In which the most cunning Slytherin isn't actually a Slytherin, and Harry Potter is far more than a normal schoolboy. The Dark Lord marked him as an equal for a reason. Third-year AU.

Harry Potter awakens to find himself in a strange world, a world where his life is a story; and nothing and no one makes any sense whatsoever. Crack fic. Everyone!bashing.

It is time for the Potters to visit the Dursley family.

ONE-SHOT. After being entered into the Tri-Wizard Tournament against his will, Harry does some independent research on what precisely "magically binding" means...and comes up with a very different approach to the competition. As they say, the pen is mightier than the sword...but is the quill mightier than the wand?

Harry Potter could never be the hero. But, she might make a great villain. -COMPLETE- F!Harry Fem!Harry Gray!Harry

Harry Potter is thrown into an alternate universe due to archaic rules of magic. Hiding under the alias of Chris Collins, he tries to find a place among the suspicion of those he knew and some he never did, as Voldemort's power grows.

Also known as 'Harry and Voldemort Explore Fanfiction Tropes Together'. Different Harry Potters visit Little Hangleton, and Voldemort's the only one with much sense around here. I almost feel sorry for him. Includes Slytherin!Harry, Fem!Harry, Plothole!Harry, Flamboyant!Harry, Joker!Harry, Dark!Harry and more.

First, I didn't know how to react. Then, I didn't know if I should react. Another time, I was too stunned to react. After that, I pretended nothing had happened. Well, finally something did happen. OR: Three times, Lockwood kissed Lucy, and one time, she kissed him. Wait, then why are there five instances? Pure fluff, romance in the City of Visitors. [Locklyle]

[HIATUS] Four children on their way to Hogwarts realise they have something in common: they all have a lot to live up to. They decide to work together and do something about it. NB. No promises - I may or may not come back to this story.

AU Start to Sixth Year. What do you do to stop a genocidal dark wizard? Try appeasement. If it sinks your entire economy, well... That just makes things more interesting.

Voldemort's attempt at possessing Harry had a different outcome when Harry fought back with the "Power He Knows Not". This set a change in motion that shall affect both Wizards and Muggles. AU after fifth year: Featuring a darkish and manipulative Harry

Harry knew he was different. He held the power to call Death to his side in an instant since he was very little. One-shot! Told from other people's point of view! Year One to Seven! No pairings!

The Avengers are surprised when Bruce shows up with a tag-a-long to Stark Tower.

AU in which Odin takes Loki for the sole purpose of raising a monster beside Thor to make Thor look better—to make a villain in order to make a hero—but Loki, being the intrinsically sweet soul that he is, and Thor, loving his little brother unconditionally, completely ruin Odin's plans. (Brotherly Fluff; Evil!Odin; Protective!Thor; no pairings; one-shot.)

AU after OOTP. A short story speculating on what would REALLY have happened if Uncle Vernon ever took a swing at Harry.

Loki decides to take Thor's final offer to just forget the whole evil thing and come home after all and works with them to end the battle that much quicker. That works for the Asgardians but the Avengers, particularly Clint, are not too pleased about this. Helping stop his own invasion or not, he did kind of try to conquer the world.

At Fred's funeral, a small child gives the grieving Molly a grey stone. Soon after, Molly discovers that she is pregnant. But there is something very strange about the youngest Weasley child... Happy (belated!) Halloween!

Do you have a problem that needs fixing? Who better to call than Harry Potter, savior of the wizarding world?

AU after the last chapter of DH. Harry gets pulled into another universe to deal with the problem of Voldemort there. But that is not the worst thing that could happen. Mostly gen, with Snape mentoring Harry. COMPLETE.

Harry is a prisoner, and Bellatrix has fallen from grace. The accidental activation of Bella's treasured heirloom results in another chance for Harry. It also gives him the opportunity to make the acquaintance of the young and enigmatic Bellatrix Black as they change the course of history.

We know Percy Jackson is a lot of things. Heroic, powerful, a worthy friend - this is when the other members of the Seven realize it too.

"My fault, my fault, my own most grievous fault." / The Seven are the closest thing Hazel's ever had to a family. And Hazel's number one rule? You don't ever mess with the family, Dedicated to MaydayParade8123. T for swearing and lots of blood. Happy birthday, Idiot—or Percy, whatever—Jackson!

Daphne Greengrass enacts a cunning plan to deal with her housemates' silly objections to her decision to date Harry Potter.

long after the Giant war, four demigods go searching for lost relics of the legion but instead only find an old woman with nothing but her stories to share. and maybe that's better than what they expected. [hazel-centric, multiple pairings.]

"Clear your mind!" wasn't actually the best advice. Harry is fed up and takes things into his own hands and discovers a way to end the war on his own terms. No one was expecting this of the Gryffindor Golden Boy.

Investigation into the disparity in grades in Defense Against the Dark Arts after Harry Potter's Fifth Year results in a little extra cash for Harry Potter

She wonders if he's a street kid, and if the scar is from a brawl. She decides not to ask questions. It's safer that way. / It's early in the morning, and at a little café on the promenade, seven mysterious customers order some ice-cream. It is clear they have been through something big. Post-series, our seven heroes after the battle from the perspective of a mortal.

In the final months of the war, Harry entrusted Ron with a bundle of parchments marked 'just in case'. More than seventeen years later, Teddy accidentally unroots a bit of the past. But once he starts reading, he can't stop.

Another repost. This was our first attempt to take the tournament in a new direction.

Set during 6th year, Hermione gets help from two people she least expected and realizes she's in love with the wrong guy.

After being told that his charm lies in his naivety, Thor decides that he should downplay his knowledge of Midgard in efforts to win the affections of his mortal friends.

He was Captain America, the supersoldier, the man out of time. He was Thor Odinson, god of thunder, the golden crown prince. But sometimes they were able to catch their breath and were just two men trying to find their way through the world.

Thor and Steve are definitely not hiding in a Denny's restaurant. Because Thor doesn't hide and Steve doesn't run away from his problems.

Part of the Wanderer!verse. Prequel to Wanderer. The fifteenth jump lands him in a place so much like the home he has always wanted that he just can't stay away, even though he knows it'll hurt all the more in the end.

Harry's back on the ghostly platform where he last spoke to Dumbledore.

Thor proposes to Jane but does so in traditional Asgardian fashion so she has no idea what's going on and refuses him. Loki has to show up to explain what's happening. Pure crack. Jane/Thor with hints of Loki/Natasha. T for suggestive language.

Having not been banished, Thor's the one who comes across Loki and the Casket. His legendary stubbornness comes into play when he just refuses to believe Loki could be a Frost Giant no matter how much proof he's given. Well, at least he has faith. AU.

In which Thor floods a building and Loki is unfortunate.

Furious super Harry turns time to his advantage. This... is... a... lie! It is NOT a lie! Don't make me angry, Umbridge. You won't like me if I'm angry. Harry. Dobby. Umbridge. Ron. Hermione. Bit of Fred and George

Wrongly imprisoned in Azkaban, Harry escapes with the help of his friends. Harry then forms the Baker Street Irregulars, a group of radical misfits whose sole purpose is to ruin the lives of Fudge, Dumbledore and Voldemort

Morgana will kill Arthur unless Emrys reveals himself. So he does.

Privet Drive is home to many secrets, many lies... And many sexually frustrated women. As Harry Potter soon finds out. AU Fifth Year, HP/HG/NT/Various, rated for general naughtiness. R&R

Oneshot. Harry stands up to Fudge at the end of GoF. Things soon change. A dash of H/Hr at the end for fun.

When Harry Potter's brother is thought to be the Boy-Who-Lived, Harry is thought to be a squib and left with the Dursleys. But what happens when Harry gets his Hogwarts letter?

One Shot. "I was never a child. Just a very short adult." In which Albus Dumbledore is perturbed, Voldemort is disturbed, and Harry is just Harry.

Instead of a duel between wands, Harry does something unexpected… and helps Voldemort understand what a master of death is. No pairings.

Have been having trouble finding a good Harry/Ginny lately? That's why you should read this one. No magical love, or soul-mate thingy. This is a 'what if Ginny never had a crush, but everyone else said she did'

Voldemort has a little fun with the Elder Wand before he dies, and minds are screwed with afterward. Potters always go for redheads. The Peverells were necrophiles. So Harry likes…? Crack, light Gryffindor/fem!Harry, DH AU oneshot

Harry and his friends ingested love potions; great - he could deal with that. But knowing that he found this out before and the people he trusted sent him back in time without his memory, to relive his past, again and again? Not this time if he had anything to say!

Jane is exhausted and unable to sleep. Thor, in his dream-addled state, has snatched her pillow. Jane has no intention of putting up with this transgression.

It all started with a bit of unfortunate timing. AU, doesn't really follow the later books, gen

Harry and Ron, both 58 and both alcoholics, are sent back to their 4th year and given a chance to do everything again. Will they be able to do it right this time? Or will history repeat itself? Canon to Epilogue, then not so much... (Reworked)

Harry Potter knew love, when he was young, but he grew up using hate.

Harry's trapped in the cemetary, Voldemort laughing at him with his Death Eater. Thankfully, he learned a spell enabling him to escape this trap. He should have known things would go wrong if he tried to take things in his own hands...

Summary: AU Young Harry learns to steal as he is fed up from his deprivation of his wants and needs by his guardians. A Thief is born in Privet Drive.

Once, magical Europe was ruled by one family. When that family fell, the Ministries rose. The lost heir and friends have spent four years at Hogwarts, and it's time for them to change their world, but is the world ready for them? Dark!Harry

Harry uses Hedwig to test the restrictions on the Goblet of Fire. Obviously, they're not good enough to stop the smartest owl in Britain!

Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.

Two descendants of Salazar Slytherin get into a written argument over ownership of the contents of the Chamber of Secrets during Harry's second year.

Harry Potter never had much luck, being sent to his parents’ past should have been expected. 'Complete' Time travel fic.

Harry Potter, Alan Granger immediately decided, was probably the worst sort of son-in-law imaginable. Based on a true story. HHR.

The war's not over. Voldemort created one last Horcrux and sent it back in time, and Harry, Ron and Hermione have to travel back to destroy it and prevent that timeline's Voldemort from rising once and for all, all while doing some good old fashioned meddling along the way. HP/OFC, RW/HG, RL/NT.

Dumbledore, against his better judgement, decided to allow Alastor Moody custody of the Potter scion. Years later, he has to reap the whirlwind. Oneshot.

“...take the steps I have suggested, and you will be remembered, in office or out, as one of the bravest and greatest Ministers of Magic we have ever known.” - Albus Dumbledore – Goblet of Fire

Harry learns the terrible secret of being a wizard... and is totally confused about Voldemort. But he knows one thing: Voldemort sadistically killed his parents. ...Or did he? Gen, crack, is strangely relevent to actual politics...maybe, AU

Notes were handed out to students, warning them not to use magic over the holidays "I always hope they'll forget to give us these," said Fred Weasley sadly. After first year, Harry gets to do magic at home. Light and simple bit of cute fun.

Vague spoilers for PS-HBP. One-shot. James Potter observes as Harry arrives to an alternate dimension where his parents are alive and Neville is the Boy-Who-Lived. Trying to teach old cliches new tricks, here.

Voldemort never saw this coming! Harry aquires an ottoman...AU, ignores DH and most of HBP for it's own sanity

AU What if Harry knew he was a wizard and about the prophecy before he went to Hogwarts? What if he was kicked out of the Dursleys and decided to attend Hogwarts disguised as a muggleborn? Harry Ginny

13 years old, a vault full of gold, and two unsupervised weeks in Diagon Alley – What’s a boy to do? Summer before PoA AU, some adult themes.

Smarter Voldemort launches his conquest of Britain immediately after his resurrection. Smarter Harry, Sirius, and co. are the only ones who can stop him. Unconventional tactics. Begins after Harry’s 4th year at Hogwarts.

OneShot: Harry is expelled after the hearing in Courtroom 10. His wand snapped, an angry Harry choses his own path forward. First person story focusing on Harry's effort to find his own place.

AU of Year One. The Dursleys have done one good thing for Harry Potter’s continued safety: their neglect has made him suspicious, sneaky, and cruel. A brief explanation of how things might have gone differently. Includes DH spoilers. Amoral!Harry.

PostDH. ONESHOT. Harry sets himself on one last desperate quest to prevent the apocalyptic future. But will he have the guts to do what needs to be done, for the greater good? Dark!Harry

When a Magical game of Truth & Dare goes wrong, the Gryffindor Quidditch team must 'bare' up and face the consequences. And as the news spreads like wildfire in mmail things get quite out of control.

"What on Earth were you found doing in a drunken binge this time, Potter?""I was actually not drunk!" Harry exclaimed loudly and petulantly. "I actually did this of my own free and good will toward my fellow living thing."

In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.

Follows HPB. A humorous 7th Year story as Harry takes creative, welldeserved revenge on Umbridge, Cornelius Fudge, Wormtail, Bellatrix, Snape, Malfoy, and Voldemort. Reviews appreciated.

Answers the time honored question: What would happen if Snape fell into a vat of toxic waste? Just in case anyone was wondering...total crack, ignores HBP

How did the Sorting Hat really feel about some of the previous Headmasters of Hogwarts? Written for the hpholidaygen exchange on LJ

When Harry pranks Ginny, she gets pissed and chases after him. Chaos ensues.

Harry lives the same day over and over again.

Oneshot. He loved them, and he'd fight for them to the bitter end. But both he and Ron agreed, being killed by them was a bit much, when Dumbledore decides the Prophecy means that Harry's death will mean Voldemort's as well. Ignores HBP.

James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.

Grudges can sometimes never disappear, and Lily’s towards James started when they were mere first years, making the mistake of doing the old fashioned nose flicking gag to the wrong redhead. JamesLily. One shot.

Can a message in a bottle really help you find your true 'fish' partner in the 'sea' of solitary? Lily is put to the test when she receives a message in a Firewhiskey bottle from across the Great Lake. JamesLily. One shot.

Will Harry have the courage to ask Hermione what is going on before Ron hurts himself trying to hold in the laughter? Short oneshot comedy set in the middle of OotP

A hug a day keeps James Potter at bay. JamesLily. One shot.

One shot. Ron plays chess with Harry while contemplating ruthless choices. Warning: HBP spoilers and if you hate Snape, neither this fic nor author will be to your liking.

James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .

AU: "By Merlin, Albus! That boy must be moved!" What if Dumbledore took Harry away from no.4 Privet Drive, with its perfectly pruned shrubs and colour co-ordinated flower beds, to somewhere he could call home...

Everyone said they were the least romantic couple in the world. A love story: HarryHermione.