hi, here are some things about me

name(s): unonimous, mo, momo, jellyfish, monkey, twin, megatron (don't ask)

age: close your eyes and rub your fingers over the computer screen, the number will be in brail

tv: NCIS, Chuck, Heroes, Numb3rs, CSI, CSI: NY, Law and Order SVU, The Mentalist, Eleventh Hour, Prison Break, Castle, House M.D., that new show Trauma for some reason..., Bones

movies: The Lord of the Rings, The Princess Bride, Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street, Chronicles of Narnia, Pirates of the Caribbean, Silence of the Lambs

books:LOTR!!, Thr3e, Silver Kiss, Blood and Chocolate, Tom Sawyer, Twelveth Night, Ten Little Indians, The String of Pearls, Skin, Obsessed

authors: John Ronald Reuel Tolkien, Clive Staples Lewis, Ted Dekker, A. A. Milne, Shakespeare

artists (music) : Tobymac, Stephen Sondheim, Evanescane, My Chemical Romance, Family Force Five, Three Days Grace, Panic! At the Disco, Disturbed, Dream Theater, All American Rejects, Smashing Pumpkins, Linkin Park, Underoath, The Used, Wicked, Within Temptation, Korn, Superchick, (admittedly) Lady Gaga, Black Veil Brides, Dresden Dolls, Green Day, Otep

I also have a fiction press and quizilla accounts heres the links:

FictionPress:

http://www.fictionpress.com/~unonimous

Quizilla:

quotes:

" If you don't leave her alone I will reach down your throat, rip out your intestines, and stranlge you to death with them!"- Tony to Ziva's Aunt Nettie

" Come on Mr. Frodo! Come on! I can't carry it for for you , but I can carry you!"- Sam to Frodo on Mt Doom

" My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die"- Inigo Montoya

"If this were played upon a stage now, I could condemn it as an improbable fiction (unrealistic)."-Fabian in Shakespeare's play Twelfth Night

"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"- no need to tell you where that's from

"Like a fellow I knew in medical school, Ilanderan Reginold Ransword III" (Ducky)

"No one's named that!" (Tony)

"His father was" (McGee)

"And his father's father." (Gibbs) - NCIS 701 Truth or Consequences

"Ladies and gentlemen - I fear that what I am going to say will spoil your appetites; but the truth is beautiful at all times, and I have to state that Mrs. Lovett's pies are made of human flesh!" - The String of Pearls (the book the play Sweeney Todd was based off of)

"Ask me no questions, and I will tell you no lies"

"This shit is easy peasy, pumpkin peasy, pumpkin pie, motherfucker!" - Gerard Way

"It makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside, like I swallowed a kitten!"

"What's the point of buying something if you don't wear it?... All at once!" - Helena Bonham Carter

(At a London Press Conference about Sweeney Todd)

Helena: I didn't want to feel like I got it just because I slept with him (Tim Burton), but at the end of the day Stephen Sondheim, he had final say... and I definitely didn't sleep with him.

Tim Burton: That's not what he said.

Helena: He's not the one to say.

Johnny Depp: I haven't slept with anyone.

Helena: Ever.

Three rings for the Elven kings under the skies,

Seven for the dwarf lords in their halls of stone,

Nine for mortal men doomed to die,

One for the Dark Lord on his dark throne,

In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie,

One Ring to rule them all, Ash nazg durbatuluk,

One Ring to find them, Ash nazg gimbatul,

One Ring to bring them all, Ash nazg thrakatuluk,

And in the darkness bind them, Agh burzum-ishi krimpatul.

In the land of Mordor where the shadows lie.'

Taken from J.R.R. Tolkien's masterpiece The Lord of the Rings

Yesterday was 3-3-09 or in other words SQUARE ROOT DAY!! We will not have another until 4-4-16 there's only a couple in each century, so be happy!

Because of my never ending love for NCIS, I figured it must be the right thing to do to post a list of all of Gibbs' rules right here:

Rule #1: Never let suspects sit together. (Yankee White: episode 1)
Rule #1: Never screw over your partner. (Blowback: episode 84)
Rule #2: Always wear gloves at a crime scene. (Yankee White: episode 1)
Rule #3: Never believe what you are told. (Yankee White: episode 1)
Rule #3: Never be unreachable. (Deception: episode 58)
Rule #4: Best way to keep a secret is to keep it to yourself. Second best way is to tell one other person if you must. There is no third best. (Blowback: episode 84)
Rule #6: Never say you’re sorry. (Flesh and Blood: episode 150)
Rule #7: Always be specific when you lie. (Reveille: episode 23)
Rule #8: Never take anything for granted. (Probie: episode 56)
Rule #9: Never go anywhere without a knife. (One Shot, One Kill: episode 13; Missing: episode 20; Probie: episode 56)
Rule #10: Never get involved personally on a case. (Obsession: episode 159)
Rule #11: Walk away when the job’s done. (Semper Fidelis: episode 137)
Rule #12: Never date a co-worker. (Enigma: episode 15)
Rule #13: Never involve lawyers. (Collateral Damage: episode 119)
Rule #15: Always work as a team. (Leap of Faith: episode 99)
Rule #18: It's better to seek forgiveness than ask permission. (Silver War: episode 51)
Rule #22: Never, ever bother Gibbs in Interrogation. (Smoked: episode 80)
Rule #23: Never mess with a Marine's coffee if you want to live. (Forced Entry: episode 33)
Rule #27: There are two ways to follow someone. First way, they never notice you. Second way, they only notice you. (Jack Knife: episode 153)
Rule #38: Your case, your lead. (Bounce: episode 129)
Rule #39: There is no such thing as coincidence. (Obsession: episode 159)
Rule #40: If it seems like someone is out to get you, they are. (Borderland: episode 160)

-Abortion-

Month One

Mommy
I am only 4 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
The sound of your heart beat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just . . .

One more heart that was stopped.
Two more eyes that will never see.
Two more hands that will never touch.
Two more legs that will never run.
One more mouth that will never speak.

If you're against abortion, copy and paste this into your profile.

~pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

1. Do not introduce self as roleplaying character in public.

2. Do not talk to fictional characters in public.

3. Do not answer fictional characters in public.

4. Do not talk to inanimate objects in public

5. Do not go out in public.

6. Disregard above note.Perform numbers 1 to 4.

7. Note expressions.

8. Don't die alone. Take many people with you.

9. Floor is slippery when wet.

10. Lake is slippery when dry.

11. Only talk to strangers you know.

12. Strangers you don't know are spies... Kill them all.

13. For legal purposes be sure to delete above note.

14. Tell people about the spies that are trying to kill you.

15. Kill them for security purposes.

16. Crying does not solve anything. Try violent mood swings.

17. Make a scene whenever humanly possible.

18. The men in white coats are not your friends.

19. Ask them for a room with lots of sharp, pointy objects.

20. When that doesn't work, ask for a designer jacket.

21. Chicken soup, although good for colds, is not the best cure for drowning.

22. Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing.

23. Unlike fine wine, milk does not get better with age.

24. Always remember, um... um... Darn.

25. Train army of flying monkeys.

26. Goldfish don't like milk.

27. Do not maim people. If you already have, kill them to avoid lawsuits.

28. Find out who invented the word "pianoist".

29. People are staring at you.

30. So act insane.

31. People are weird, but not as weird as me.

32. Do not taunt animals at zoo. They have feelings... And teeth.

33. Little people are aggressive. Stay away from little people.

34. Going through other people's stuff is a bonding experience. Do this as much as possible.

35. You'll sometimes notice shadows late at night. Don't worry. It's only me... Bonding.

36. Never pet a burning dog.

37. Never make eye contact with a naked man. Especially if you are wearing a parka.

38. Naked men dig parkas.

39. Beware the naked man who offers you his parka.

40. You know what would look good on you?

41. Immolated cockroaches.

42. Don't worry. It's only a harmless pimento bug.

43. The size of Danny DeVito.

44. Making an amusing facial expression. Like this. O~O

45. Numbers are evil. Count in clovers.

46. Stalking is fun. Do it more.

47. Make a large sign saying, "Look at me, I'm a gumnut tree!"

48. No matter what anyone says, there is a way to get to your fantasy world.

49. That way is rum.

50. Constipated people don't give a cr-p.

52. You cannot kill the snow.

53. The snow can kill you.

54. Grass can also kill you.

55. The leprechaun on the cereal box said I can't get his lucky charms...

56. Catch and castrate leprechaun.

57. HE is real... No matter what the men in white coats say.

58. Staple paper in the middle of the page.

59. In case of blank looks, laugh maniacally.

60. You are not haxxor l337 or an uberhacker or anything like that.

61. Pretend to be so around the n00bs.

62. Do not go out with voice #7. He is a sadistic, soul sucking demon.

63. Disregard last note. Go out with demon. Who needs a soul anyway?

64. Ask Senior Diablo for a bigger pitchfork.

65. Remember to kill HIM...

66. Tell the small children in Toys 'R' Us that the dolls have an insatiable thirst for blood.

67. Note reactions. Avoid parents.

68. The blood of infants gives unholy superpowers according to Jhonen C. Vasquez. Test theory.

69. Scream, the doctors don't like it, they'll give you a shot of something nice.

70. Hide the bodies, otherwise people ask embarrassing questions.

71. Eat the evidence.

72. But not if it's broken glass.

73. When in the presence of someone much wiser than you, point in a random direction and yell, "Look, a distraction!" Then run.

74. Do not tell children that Santa is fat because he eats kids.

75. Disregard last note.

76. Note reactions.

77. On average, 100 people choke to death on ball point pens every year.

78. Stock up on ball point pens.

79. Learn to fly. Tell no one.

80. The secret to flying is throwing yourself at the ground and missing.

81. Do not stick fingers into blender.

82. Blender... Bad... Ouch.

83. Blood loss is bad.

84. Find way to reattach fingers.

85. Scream as much as humanly possible at 2AM.

86. Answer every question with a question.

87. Ask people what gender they are.

88. Note reactions.

89. Refer to people as "mortal" or "Mud Man".

90. The Seagull From Hell is out to get me.

91. Kill all enemies in most disturbing way possible.

92. Start by drowning them in fire ants.

93. Find the creators of pop-up messages.

94. Kill them.

95. Brutally.

96. Teachers don't like finding notes on world domination.

97. Dunk head in boiling water.

98. Disregard last note. Was written by Voice #7.

99. Gullible IS written on the ceiling!

100. Investigate this whole "critical mass" thing when the klaxon dies down...

-You have said somthing you were thinking out loud without knowing, copy this into your profile.

-You have sung stupid/funny songs out loud, while skipping too, copy and add this into your profile.

-If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vice versa, copy this into your profile

-If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

-If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!

-If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

-If you have ever said something that had nothing to do with your current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile!

-If you are insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever tripped down the stairs, copy this into your profile.

-If you know someone who should spontaneously combust, burn to death in a fire, be fed to hungry lions, or die any other form of painful death, copy this into your profile.

What part didn't you understand? The N or the O?

Life sucks, and then we die.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

Two lefts don't make a right, but three do.

A learning experience is one of those things that says, 'You know that thing you just did? Don't do that.'

Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn from the experience of others, are also remarkable for their apparent disinclination to do so.

I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

If you can’t beat them, join them. If you can’t join them, bribe them. If you can’t bribe them, blackmail them.

Curiosity killed the cat and whoever else got in my way.

-Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile.

-If you have a really scary crush on a book, game, or anime character, copy and paste this into your profile then add the names of the ones you like: Kira, Hannibal Lector, Sweeney Todd ...

-If you don't watch Laguna Beach or the O.C. or The Hills religiously, never have, never will, and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If there are times where you just wanna annoy someone for the heck of it copy this into your profile.

-If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever talked back to your TV because of what someone on the show said, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever yelled at your computer (for any reason), copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you like smiley faces, copy this into your profile. :)

-If you and your friends have a nickname, title, or anything else for each other, copy and paste this in your profile.

-If you've ever had a conversation with someone else in your head, then suddenly started talking to them out loud, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If, during a quiet moment, you suddenly remember something funny and randomly bust out laughing, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever tried to make plans for world domination, copy and paste into your profile.

-If you would more likely fall in love with a dictionary than with a person, copy/paste this to your profile.

-If you have been called eccentric and/or enigmatic before, copy/paste this to your profile.

-If you think you have too many of these "copy and paste this into your profile" thingies, but have no intention of stopping now, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.

-If you have ever gotten so completely sidetracked in a conversation that you don't remember why you were talking in the first place, copy this into your profile

-If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters...copy and paste this onto your profile

-If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.

-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

-If you like to address inanimate objects, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you’ve ever said ‘Oh! That reminds me, I have to (insert action here)!’ while talking about something totally unrelated, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway, copy and paste this is your profile

-If you've ever been standing straight up and suddenly fell down for no apparent reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

-If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

-If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

"Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."

-If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

-If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

-If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

-If you’ve ever walked upstairs looking for something, got up there, forgotten what you were looking for, and gone back downstairs, copy this into your profile.

-If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless, yet you do it anyways, copy and paste this into your profile.

-If you have ever stopped to look at something in the middle of a busy street, copy and paste this into your profile.

~19 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity~

1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it "In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write "For Smuggling Drugs".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. dont use any punctuation or capital letters
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water Whenever You Go Out to Eat, With a Serious Face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-Through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area And Play Tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In The Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

This is so sad, it makes me cry every time I read it.

Mommy.. Johnny brought a gun to school,

He told his friends that it was cool,

And when he pulled the trigger back,

It shot with a great crack.

Mommy, I was a good girl, I did What I was told,

I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold!

But Mommy, when I went to school that day,

I never said good-bye,

I'm sorry Mommy, I had to go, But Mommy, please don't cry.

When Johnny shot the gun, He hit me and another,

And all because Johnny, Got the gun from his older brother.

Mommy, please tell Daddy; That I love him very much,

And please tell Trevor; my boyfriend; That it wasn't just a crush.

And tell my little sister; That she is the only one now,

And tell my dear sweet grandmother; I'll be waiting for her now,

And tell my wonderful friends; That they always were the best;

Mommy, I'm not the first, I'm no better than the rest.

Mommy, tell my teachers; I won't show up for class,

And never to forget this, And please don't let this pass.

Mommy, why'd it have to be me? No one deserves this,

Mommy, warn the others, Mommy I left without a kiss.

And Mommy tell the doctors; I know they really did try,

I think I even saw a doctor, Trying not to cry.

Mommy, I'm slowly dying, With a bullet in my chest,

But Mommy please remember, I'm in heaven with the rest.

Mommy I ran as fast as I could,

When I heard that crack, Mommy, listen to me if you would,

I wanted to go to college, I wanted to try things that were new,

I guess I'm not going with Daddy, On that trip to the new zoo.

I wanted to get married, I wanted to have a kid,

I wanted to be an actress, Mommy, I wanted to live.

But Mommy I must go now, The time is getting late,

Mommy, tell my Trevor, I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date.

I love you Mommy, I always have, I know; you know it's true,

And Mommy all I wanted to say is, "Mommy, I love you."

In Loving Memory of The Columbine Students Who Were Lost R.I.P.

They will never be forgotten.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever changed your password on something and forgotten it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you have ever felt the undeniable urge to slam your head into something, whether it is another person or not, copy this into your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If your friends are WEIRD (But not as weird as you) put this on your profile.

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their butts off at the others.

If you talk to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a very wide range of interests, copy and paste this into your profile.

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and i can get how Rock beats Scissors, but there's no way that Paper can beat Rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock, leaving it immobile? If so, why can't Paper do this to Scissors? Heck with Scissors, why can't Paper do this to people? Why aren't there sheets of college-ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to write notes in class? I'll tell you why, because Paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear paper in two seconds. When i play Rock/ Paper/ Scissors, i always choose Rock. Then when somebody claims to beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say: Oh! I'm sorry, i thought Paper would protect you, you idiot!

Take time to read each sentence aloud, the average human can't.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat

Now go back and reread the third word in each sentence. Copy and Paste if you liked it.

If you ever actually read these things, copy and paste this into your profile.