I am going to take over the world with my army of platypusi. I will start with the fat americans, americans then the magpies. I am in fact a vampire and im over 900 years old. I have been back in time to the Roman times and was in fact at the battle of Troy and i played a duet with Nero when rome burnt down. Myself and Death spawned The Devil and i know who the antichrist is but i'm not telling. I met Jesus once when i was buying some figs off a fat person. He pushed in front of me. I tripped him up. sigh There WILL be trouble.

I am a bit of a nerd. I have D&D, alot of Graphic Novels, i am obsessed with Final Fantasy (obviously) though to tell the truth-please don't stone me- i have never atcually played. There isn't really a good reason for that...but i promise i will. erm what else... Hannibal Lecter is my idol and my friends call me Hitler. People go as so far to do Seig Heil to me. Its true. It's because i have an undying obsession for blonde haired blue eyed people. Its programmed. I can rant for ages about stuff i know about so try me.

I am co head chairperson of the Secret Society of Salmon. But more on that later. Y'know how in that movie, When a Stranger Calls, well all that bad stuff happens to her because she wears a salmon top. We prance around in Salmon Cloaks in the middle of the night and fence with our ornamental weapons -shut up okay, Samuari swords aren't allowed out of Japan unless you have a sensai sulks- lets just say we do weird stuff.

And to finish off i'll say that i am the author of pure smut, and i'm proud.It is my way. Requests welcome. I love you all!! xoxoxoxo

p.s and if that info ain't enough for you beasties then check out my bebo, you're all welcome.