Hello friends. My name is kendal. If I write a story and post it for the world to see, it's purpose will be to induce either laughter or crushing angst. There is little grey area. If for some reason you wish to contact me, I am on tumblr and AO3. Im sorry in advance.

So here's the basic deal; as a writer, I've got about the same motivation and drive as a fickle breeze coming off the eastern seaboard. Sometimes I'm headed north, sometimes I'm headed south, sometimes I'm just trying to get the lifeguard to take their shirt off. To anyone that actually reads, or god forbid follows, what I write, I'm terribly sorry for being such a neglectful dickwad. I really have to be in the muse moment for new stuff to come to me, and that way be unpredictability and depression. So just, yeah.