I've procrastinated updating all of my story's... But I will return to them! I am currently re-writing England's Daughter and Capital so yesh that will be coming out soon and also me and my friend are writing a story called The Misadventures of Kat and Quinn if you are a Death Note fan I suggest you check it out.

totally awesome quotes that me and my friends say

1.my sense of gravity is off -me

2.you better say sorry or mommys gonna get you -all of us but mostly mooshell

3.sherlock! -josie

4.Narnia! (mooshell shouts after seeing I have my backpack, and now apparently it is also located behind my right ear)

5.aww.. living takes all the fun out of dying, dying is so fun i do it a least once a week -me and mooshell as far as i know

6.ill take this potato chip and eat it! - its from death note but we all shout it at random times

7.(im sitting criscross in a rolly chair holding out my hand) pull me pull me! (mooshell takes hand and starts pulling) wee! (friends dad walks in and we both let go automatically) -hehe that was funny when it happened

8.look its a person! -i shout really loud when ever friends dad enters the room

9.bloopers. peanuts. crackers. cheese. rawfish. sushi. and superman on the side! -josie said the ones in bold i said the unbold ones

10.yesh -josie

11.AIIIIIRRRR! AIIIIRRR! AIIIIIRRR! -what me and mooshell shout hehe

12.lets play baseball with the liqur bottle as a bat and the marth balloon as the ball! -me

13.they are the guardians of the legendary coffee bean protecting it from the unworthy ones!! -me hehe

14.its my serenity stone it causes peace at mind but it didnt do that when i through it at my brothers head -me

16.(i walk down stairs with my book the murder room) Whats wrong with you! (my borther shouts when he sees the book mark in it is covered in flowers) -hehe my hyperactive brother

17.Oooooo mommys gonna kill you... -mostly all of us

18.i feel no pity for anne or oliver twist! -hehe dont know why i said that

19.can i make josie coffee

no

ok well me and mooshell put together are 26 years old so a 26 year old should be able to tell weather or not a ten year can have coffee and we think she can so were gonna make it any way

(rolls eyes and smiles while heading out the door) -the bold are josies parents and the non bold is me

20.fring pans who knew right? -its from tangled but now everytime i see one i pick it up and say that

(parents see my hair in a bun with painbrushes sticking out and ask why) because i spent two hours this morining looking for chopsticks and i figured paintbrushes would look better plus it helps me express my unquie self -me

21.wow u just relized that

yes sorry if im a bit slow, i have fifthteen different alter egos and every day each word being said around me has to go through each mind and they have to vote on my reaction before i react properly to that so sorry if im slow -bolds my friend elise and im the un bold

22. wow u didnt notice theres no fifteen haha -me after u read to up here

23. when did barbie turn into such a sult oh yeah after they put her in a major motion picture and she got a bigger head, did drugs, then met brittney spears... -me after watching a barbie comercial

24. when my parents told my grandma they were having another child she said "great just another mouth to feed" so i think next time we visit and she askes if i want some dinner im gonna say "no i dont want to be another mouth to feed" -me when im plotting evil and all of this is true

25. i think im going to write obamas name in my death note...-me hehe aint i murderous

26. whats up

the dark little clud thats hovering over my head -i've been poking at it for the last ten minutes its rather fun

-bold is josie and the italic is me hehe that was fun to say

27. News show saying a wife and mother of four kids is making a difference "Speaking of making a difference I have to go make some damn sandwitches for you guys lunch tomorrow" -My dad yup he makes a difference

28. (Dad sees America say something stupidly awesome on t.v then mocks him then askes) "Which stupid country is that?" then I say " dad, thats america, thats how other countries see us" he says "oh." -hehe that was funny

29. Commercial asking how would you like to lose one dress size without going to the gym or on a diet "Sure i would love to lose a dress size"- my dad yes, my dad said this

30. Walnuts are the main cause of cancer in America -Shelby at the schools 'fun' day

31. (dad tries to open one of those mega sized sealed tight boxes that have the juice containers in them) Damn they wrap these things like they're gold -dad

ok so ill post more quotes later, pm me and tell me which you like best

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

1.England/Arthur Kirkland (Hetalia)

2.America/Alfred F. Jones (Hetalia)

3.Italy/ Feli! (Hetalia)

4.Russia/ Ivan Bragnski (Hetalia)

5.Japan/ Kiku Honda (Hetalia)

6.China/ Wang Yao (Hetalia)

7.Germany/ Ludwig (Hetalia)

8.Prussia/ Gilbert (Hetalia)

9.Sealand/ Peter Kirkland (Hetalia)

10.Canada/ Matthew Waldo Williams (Hetalia [Who is this guy?])

What would you do if...

1 woke you up in the middle of the night?

(1.England) Give him a smile just as creepy as Russias then tell my demon penguin to maim him.

2 asked you to go out with him?

(2.America) Me: The 'F' in your name stands for fucking idiot

3 walked into the bathroom while you're showering?

(3.Italy) Lets just say he is going to a place without pasta

4 announced she's going to marry 9 tomorrow?

(4.Russia) (9.Sealand) Well Lavita warned him

5 cooked you dinner?

(5.Japan) Meh, its not Englands cooking so eat it

7 suddenly confessed to be part of your family?

(7.Germany) Me: Hey, welcome to the Kirkland family otherwise known as hell, you have three seconds to pray

6 was lying next to you on the beach, sleeping?

(6.China) Me: Opium basterd *Steals his wok and hits him on the head*

8 got into the hospital somehow?

(8.Prussia) Somebody call Hungry and her magical frying pan of doom

9 made fun of your friends?

(9.Sealand) Me: WELL YOUR NOT EVEN A COUNTRY

10 ignored you all the time?

(10.Canada) Who?

Two serial killers are hunting you down. What will 1 do?

(1.England) Well, he has a SHerlock Holmes alter ego so they're doomed

You're on a vacation with number 2 and manage to break your leg. What does 2 do?

(2.America) He shouts about how much of a 'Hero' he is while I bleed to death with a hamburger on my forhead

It's 3's birthday. What will you give him?

(3.Italy) PASTAAAAAAA!!!!!!

You're stuck in a house that's on fire what does 4 do?

(4.Russia) Him: Kolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkolkol *Fire turns to ice*

You're about to do something that'll make you feel extremely embarrassed. What will 5 do?

(5.Japan) Take pictures

You're about to marry number 10. What's 6's reaction?

(10.Canada) (6. China) China: Who? Me: I dont know Canada: *sigh* im going to drink maple syrup till i cant feel feelings anymore...

You got dumped by someone. How will 7 cheer you up?

(7.Germany) Probably give me beer

You're angry about it afterwards, how does 8 calm you down?

(8.Prussia) More beer for me!

You compete in some tournament. How does 9 support you?

(9.Sealand) By trying to get the other countries to reconize him and support me, both lost causes

You can't stop laughing. What will 10 do?

(10.Canada) Probably be all emo in a corner

1 is all you've ever dreamed of. Why?

(1.England) Im not dreaming of him, we're both dreaming about fairys

2 tells you about his deeply hidden love for number 9. Your reaction?

(2.America) (9.Sealand) Me: Pedo...

You're dating number 3 and introduce him to your parents. Will they get along?

(3.Italy) Yes!!! He'll make them PASTA!!!!!!!!!!

4 loves number 9 as well. What does that mean?

(4.Russia) (9.Sealand) It means Seland will become one with Mother Russia da.

Will number 5 and 6 ever kiss?

(5.Japan) (6.China) Incest...so nope nope nope nope

6 appears to be a player, he breaks many hearts. What do you do?

(6.China) Hit him with his own wok

You got a haircut and 7 can't stop looking at you. What goes on in your mind?

(7.Germany) Me: DONT LOOK AT ME WITH THAT TONE OF VOICE!!!!!

Number 8 thinks he'll never get a girlfriend. What will you tell him?

(8.Prussia) Damn right, you live in your brothers basement you creep

Number 9 gives you a bagel. Do you eat it?

(9.Sealand) No.

1 offers you a CD. Considereing his tastes, do you listen to it?

(1.England) HELLZ YEAH, probably a beatles C.D

2 suddenly goes emo. How does 8 feel about this?

(2.America) (8.Prussia) Prussia will probably give him beer

1 wants money and decides to get a job at Chuck E' Cheeses. How long does he stay?

(1.England) He'll bring his fairy friends!!!!!!!!!

3 told 6 he started his period. His reaction?

(3.Italy) (6.China) He probably started his too

4 slaps 9 with a fish for going out with 7. Why?

(4.Russia) (9.Sealand) (7.Germany) Well, see you in hell, Germany and Sealand

5 Comes up to you wearing a big pink dress. What's your reaction?

(5.Japan) Im going to HUG YOU!!!!!!

6 cusses 2 out in german. 3 is secretly watching from behind a bush. What does he do?

(6.China) (2. America) (3. Italy) Goes and asks Germany what "Ich hasse dich dumm Kopf!" means

7 got high.

(7.Germany) Drunk maybe but not high

9 can't stand 1, so whats 1s reaction when 9 spills soda on him?

(9.Sealand) (1.England) GO HOME AND WATCH ANIME!

10 starts working at a bar. What would you do?

(10.Canada) Might as well have no bartender there

1 comes in and tells you he's pregnant from 2. How do you react?

(1.England) (2.America) ...

1 breaks up with you. Why did he break up with you?

(1.England) I stole MintBunny...