I just changed my Pen name randomly lol fancied a change its now 'MochaSeriouslyNoTurtles' Don't ask it's a random running joke.(woah i really like the word random XD)

WARNING: YOU ENTER MY PROFILE AT YOUR OWN RISK SO I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE IF AFTER READING IT ANY OF YOU ARE PERMENANTLY DISTURBED LOL OKK SO ALWAYS WANTED TO RIGHT SOMETHING LIKE THAT BUT MY PROFILES PRETTY BORING SO JUST GO DOWN TO MY STORIES LOL THATS IF YOU WANT TO! :

Hi hii!

Okk so my profile was really long, boring and pointless so i'll narrow it down to 20 things you should know about me.

1. I'm English. Wooo Hooo go England! lol England is so crap but only i'm aloud to say that haha.

2. I'm 15

3. Soo i wasn't gunna put my name up here in case of pervs and stuff lol but i don't think you can track people down from this, so my names Mandy.

4. I love music especially Jonas Brothers,Taylor Swift,Rihanna and a bajilllion zillion more. It's the best time pass in the world

5. I love reading. It's awesome, i love books! Whenever i go shopping i have to go into a book store!

6. I'm obsessed with the Jonas Brothers!! I love their music and they seem like really nice guys not to mention their soooo cute!

7. I am extremey opinoinated but i don't mean it in a bad way i just like to get my opinion across lol

8. I hate back stabbers, Chavs, People who have their head stuck half way up their arse (not literally lol you should know what i mean!)

9. I love cheese it's sooo good and can be eaten with every meal - even desert lol (cheesecake)

10. I have a short temper - but don't worry thats only if you piss me off.

11. I'm quite stubborn. But i'm not a real stubborn cow, i promise.

12. I absolutely adore my family and friends!

13. My over used phrase is LOL, lol.

14. Joe Jonas,Taylor Lautenr,Robert Pattinson and Orlando Bloom are right at the top of my ' It's never gunna happen but i can dream list' lol

15. I'm a Harry Potter fan. They are the best books in the world! Though lots of you guys on Fanfiction go on about The Twilight Series, so i tried them out and i have to agree with you the ones i've read so far are awesome! Now The Twilight Series isn't far behind Harry Potter.

16. I love Disney Channel - Well just Hannah Montana and Wizards Of Waverly Place.

17. I'm team Jacob - He's my favourite chartacter in all those books!

18. Miley Cyrus' music is great but she really bugs me and i don't have high expectations of her.

19. My favourite couple ever is LOE and SEDDIE lol you probably know that. And i'll read Nilly and Loliver too. But i'm all Seddie now.

20. I love Emily Osment! I think she's a great actress, Good singer and really pretty. She's so much better than Miley Cyrus at acting and Hannah Montana would be absolutely crap without Emily, Mitchel and Jason.

21. My favourite TV shows are: iCarly, Hannah Montana, Greys Anatomy, Wizards of Waverly Place, X - Factor, and Britians Got Talent.

22. I find Miranda Cosgrove kinda strange lol randomish. I rate Jennette McCurdy way higher than Miranda Cosgrive in every way - and she's really pretty lol. She's one of my fave actresses.

23. Sam, Freddie, Spencer and of course Gibby make iCarly awesome.

24. However much i hate Miley Cyrus Justin Gaston is HOT.

25. The Twilight Movie was great but the books were waaay better.

Okk so i kinda got 25 but i couldn't help myself lol.

Random fact: My mum shares her birthday with Joe Jonas lol how awesome!

I dont really like chain things, but if i think they are worth it and not pointless i put them up.

This story is about a little girl that was abused. If you care about it, copy and paste it to your profile.

My name is sarah I am but three, My eyes are swollen I cannot see,

I must be stupid I must be bad, What else could have made My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all I can't do a wrong Or else I'm locked up All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone The house is dark My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll get just One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound! I just heard a car My daddy is back From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse My name he calls I press myself Against the wall.

I try and hide From his evil eyes I'm so afraid now I'm starting to cry.

He finds me weeping He shouts ugly words, He says its my fault That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me And yells at me more, I finally get free And I run for the door.

He's already locked it And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream But its now much too late His face has been twisted Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain Again and again Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah And I am but three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me.

Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

This is just sooooo amazingly cool!

Hello Beautiful,
It's 7:05, here in Australia, so please Hold On while I explain to you what happens When You Look Me In The Eyes. In Year 3000, you would be What I Go To School For and I'd always say Nick J Is Off The Chain because That's Just The Way We Roll. Now I'd Appreciate it if you Don't Tell Anyone, but I've got this Crazy Kind Of Crush On You, You Just Don't Know It. I wish I could trade places with Mandy just for 6 Minutes because I know we would be Inseperable, and then I could just Move On like the Games they play in Hollywood. But deep down I'm Still In Love With You. I don't wanna be Just Friends. I know I may be the Underdog in this situation, but I Am What I am! I've been sending out S.O.S's hoping you'd help out some Poor Unforutnate Souls because I Wanna Be Like You. Now I know we're talking about the Kids Of The Future and it seems like it just may be Eternity before "Oh Jonas Brothers, Please Be Mine", but we can always take One Day At A Time. Now it is Time For Me To Fly, so Goodnight and Goodbye! Put this on your page if you love the Jonas Brothers!