The Lone Wanderer was enjoying the start of a completely normal, raider-less vacation day. It would have been complete with booze, a dead body, and a snarky robot butler serving up coffee, but when a random green portal eats the aforementioned robot along with our intrepid hero, he has to deal with the following: Magic, Pricks, A little pink turd, and a lack of guns "Fuckin' shit."