GRAMMATICALLY REVISED X PLEASE READ IF YOU LIKE AERIS AND SEPHIROTH FICS! What if Cloud never rescued Aeris in ShinRa's HQ at the beginning of the game but a certain OWA? SEQUEL FINALLY UPLOADED!

Draco's father has been sent to Azkaban, his mother has moved them to a muggle town, but little did he know that Hermione Granger would be his next-door neighbour. Everything in Draco's life in turned upside down.

What happens when you mix Dogma and Harry Potter? Hagma, of course! (And a drunk voice of God & slightly confused Potions teacher.) Will be R later.

Harry goes into 6th year, trying to get over Sirius's death. Something drastic happens, and he has to deal with a hurt reputation all over again.

[Now complete!] Sequel to book 1: Philosopher's stone. Harry's second year in Slytherin begins... and nothing goes like it should! A Weasley in Slytherin, A self-obsessed, idiotic DADA teacher and a strange, ancient legend floating about...

Would you like to see a baby Harry? Ch. 14, Finished

What will happen when Harry is told he has to spend the summer with Snape and McGonagall, with only Ron's little sister for company?

Severus Snape discovers he's the subject of fanfic, most of it slash

It's another boring holiday at #12 Grimmauld Place until Lupin decides to tell the Weasleys, Harry and Hermione some stories from his Marauder days. Laughs and surreal-ness ahead! PG13 for langauge.

What is Professor Snape up to at midnight every night? Rating for implied situations. SS/HG - SS/PP - SS/GW. Second fic I wrote so long ago. I think it would be better if I rewrote it.

TWO MINUTE FAN FICs come in all flavours, made especially for the sick minded, crazy and demented. NEW FLAVOURS !!!!!

Remember when Scabbers bit Goyle on the Hogwarts Express? And then to see that Scabbers was asleep after being flung about? This is my take on that little event. Any similarities to other stories--coincidental:)

Remus answers a personals add, and ends up with much more then he bargained for! (Slash, Remus/Severus)

How would you react if you awoke naked next to your least favourite teacher with no memory of the day before? How would you react if you awoke naked next to your least favourite student with no memory of the day before? This is how Snape and Hermione did.

OK! so i was drinking a coke and alcohol drink while writing this. But Ginny and Voldermort are snogging on a couch. Draco and Harry have isssssues(still drinking by the wayy can't reallly feel my fingers) and um....SWEET TRANSVITITE!

Harry gets high and... weird stuff happens. If you're looking for a sick, twisted, hilarious fic, this is the one to read.

The sequel to 'Ill Words'. Happiness never lasts, but this has a plot hidden amongst the angst! Please review!

Over a very lonely Christmas Break, Harry decides to hang out with Draco. In the process he learns more about Draco (in more ways than one) than he imagined he ever would! A hilariously insane little love story featuring everyone's favorite, Drag!Draco

Yet another result of to much time on our hands durring science class.... No finished, but we'll update! Promise! May the evil penguins eat our intestine if we don't....