The latest in magical advancements is an enchantment that reveals romantic compatibility. Effectively eliminating uncertainty from dating, the charm's Hermione Granger-approved calculation of traits and preferences is a foolproof method of determining whether or not you've found The One. It's also, for Hermione, positively dreadful news. Dramione, post-war, soulmate AU.

Will they or won't they? Oh, they will. Fluff for when you need it. Romantic short stories, multiple pairings, mostly Dramione but some by request. Includes Bachelorette, Reunion, and The Real World: Hogwarts series.

Sharing a Ministry office is hardly conducive to Hermione and Draco's already strained partnership. That they've both been recently dumped by their significant others doesn't help much either. Post-Hogwarts, EWE

Objectively speaking, Hermione Granger knows Britain has a monarchy, just as she knows Prince Draco (the grandson of the King of England) is probably off somewhere living his royal life in total unrelation to hers. Seeing as she isn't delusional, she doesn't really expect to be his friend. She doesn't expect anything that comes after, either. Dramione, modern royalty AU. COMPLETE.

When Hermione returns to Hogwarts alongside many of her peers to complete her 8th year, she is not expecting the course of events that will lead her into a game of seduction, lies, deceit and mind-blowing sex. She certainly never expected it to have anything to do with what Draco Malfoy did to her at Malfoy Manor during the war.

Hermione Granger-Weasley gave up her career at the Ministry for her husband, Ron Weasley, and now works at Hogwarts... with Draco Malfoy. Her one time tormentor has begun in earnest to pursue her, determined to win her love. This will be an affair to remember! FIC CHALLENGE. Dramione Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. REVISION 2.0 in process now (rev. 1 taken down & no longer distributed).

One of them is desperately trying to remember their past while the other is forever trying to escape theirs. It's seven years after the war and Draco has managed to avoid almost everyone from Hogwarts, living a lonely life on a small island, far away from the wizarding community. But a familiar face in a cafe window capsizes his world into chaos. Dramione. EWE. Memory fic.

He could shut out every bit of him that recognized her, but the most primitive part of him still did. That was the problem. She went too deep. It was all too easy to be cruel, and to hate her – but to forget her? To forget she was in the room? That was the part that still felt impossible. AU, DHr. WIP

"I...I love Ron." His lips brushed against her ear as he breathed softly, "Then tell me to stop." They thought the war was over. Little did they know it was only just beginning. Dramione fic (Complete Part 1 of 2)

[COMPLETE!] He was a tornado and all she wanted to do was plant her feet down and grow roots. Draco/Hermione.

Set after DH and will completely ignore the Epilogue. Hermione keeps running into Draco Malfoy. Will anything other than disaster come from these chance encounters?

Kingsley Shacklebolt is cornered in his office by three overbearing wizards. When they emerge, a change takes hold of the wizarding world – Act 2715. What is this act and why does it have Hermione spending so much time with Blaise Zabini? DMxHG!

Hermione is insanely jealous of Ron and Lavender's relationship. She wants an outlet to get her frustrations out and to seek revenge on Ron. Her newfound recklessness makes her seek an unlikely distraction, Draco Malfoy.

Scorpius Malfoy comes into his Veela birth heritage & seeks out his mate, Rose Weasley. At the same time, Draco Malfoy has decided to take a 2nd mate with the death of his wife & he's waited a long time to have Hermione Granger. Will destiny keep these couples from their much-deserved 2nd chances? NOMINATED BEST NEXTGEN WIP STORY-see profile for details. Romance/Hot Shag/Drama.

Our greatest weaknesses are our most dangerous enemies. Book 6 in Hermine's POV. Dramione

It's Harry's birthday and the Weasley's and Hermione are happy to celebrate with him one more time. Having a certain ex-Slytherin around this time though has left Hermione a little distracted and wanting. A little together time surrounded by all these Weasley's is just what the doctor ordered. PWP Dramione

Hermione knew her 30th birthday was going to be bad. She just didn't know how bad.

"If I win, you have to come clean my house without magic for the next 2 months." I smiled. He smirked. "Fine. But if I win, you have to sleep with me." Both doctors, Draco and Hermione have a lot on their minds. They'll do anything to win this bet- it's time to play dirty. Stitches won't fix this one. (Really ust a story about jokes, unrealistic situations and misguided gambling)

Hermione has a problem and a rather unconventional solution. Being the only one in her group of friends with her v-card in tact, she propositions the least likely of candidates to help her lose it. (REVISED COPY found in Ch.2)

In the midst of the on-going conflict with the Dark Lord's Army, the White Queen, Hermione Granger, and the White King, Draco Malfoy, manoeuvre around each other, both aiming for the same thing – an end to the curses laid upon them by Bellatrix Lestrange! 2013 Dramione-Remix Round 4 Fest entry. Story won a Mod's Choice Award! Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Drama-Romance-Angst.

A collection of one shots or drabbles with various different ratings, all about Draco and Hermione, that are all less than 2,000 words. The listed rating isn't representative of each individual story. A rating will be placed at the beginning of each fic. to represent that specific story. Enjoy (:

Hermione wakes up in the wrong bed, with the wrong face, and with a husband that hates her.

After three years of a mundane, sexless existence and far too much wine, our favourite brunette happens upon the magic equivalent of a sex line. There, an intriguing, deliciously devilish caller manages to pique her interest. It's all fun and anonymous, u

"Trust me," she said and pulled harder. She was going to get them killed.

Without him she would be lost. Without her he would have no choice. Draco and Hermione enter into a tumultuous relationship. What happens when they driven apart by their separate fates? Rated M for smut and violence.

Hermione and Draco are best friends who've come up with a rather interesting arrangement that works for them - but what happens when fathers get involved, weddings get crashed, and true feelings are revealed? Stick around to find out. And grab your gloves ladies and gentlemen, because it's about to get messy! AU/AH

"Granger! Don't eat those, they could be poison!" Malfoy yelled. She ignored him, popping the delicious looking berries into her mouth. Little did they know what trouble a simple berry would cause them both...*Lemons* Please read and review!

Veela Fic set Ten Years after the War. Draco is a Veela. Hermione isn't his Healer. She's just his. Update Chapter 29: 02/06/14

Released from Azkaban & tossed into the Forbidden Forest, Hermione Granger must escape the predators & survive for 8 days to earn her freedom. She doesn't expect to make it knowing Werewolf!Draco Malfoy is somewhere in the forest, too, just waiting for the next victim of The Games to arrive. Dramione. 2013 HP-Darkarts Fest entry. Nom'd HPFanficFanPollAwards-Best Dark Fic. COMPLETE!

WIP! Finally, he says, through his teeth: "It wasn't nothing. Or, at least, if you insist it be nothing, then it is a nothing that exists in complete contradiction of its nothingness. A very big, sleepless nothing. A very still-not-over kind of nothing." D/Hr

He can't leave the room. Her room. And it's all the Order's fault. Confined to a small space with only the Mudblood for company, something's going to give. Maybe his sanity. Maybe not. "There," she spat. "Now your Blood's filthy too!" DM/HG. PostHBP.

Someone once said, "The worst lies are the lies we tell ourselves. We live in denial of what we do, even what we think. We do this because we're afraid." Draco Malfoy is about to learn this lesson the hard way as his Vampire heritage awakens & he's stuck choosing between Theodore Nott & Hermione Granger. Romance triangle/Drama/Angst/Slash & Het. 2013 HP-Creatures Fest entry.

Draco thinks his interest in Granger is a secret until Pansy pranks him by giving him a pair of Granger's pants. To avoid Pansy's evil schemes, Draco must embark upon a hunt for clues throughout Hogwarts Castle. His prize? Granger, of course. Can he find Granger? Will one time be enough? And what if his feelings morph from lust into something stronger?

When you become pregnant, you see a healthy baby sleeping in your arms. You don't see a baby small enough to fit in the palm of your hand: blind and underdeveloped. When Hermione and Draco are forced to deliver at 21 weeks, there isn't much hope. "Her hand barely fits around my finger. She can wear my ring as a bracelet. Don't tell it's fine." ADOPTED BY AVOLINE MALFOY

Sometimes, payback doesn't work out in the way you intend it to. Sometimes, it can yield pleasurable results instead.

It is Valentine's Day and Malfoy won't stop harassing Hermione for a kiss! When his juvenile Valentine pranks go from obnoxious to absurd and it all comes to a crescendo, it is Hermione herself who has the last laugh. (GoF. Fluff. Pretty canon-compliant. DM/HG. One-shot.)

The Hope Stone–an ancient, mysterious menhir that has stood alone on the shores of the Black Lake for centuries–is rumoured to grant your deepest desires. Draco Malfoy seeks it out on the lunar equinox to make a wish... and is surprised to find Hermione Granger there as well. Dramione. Romance/Drama. 2013 Fandom for Leukemia & Lymphoma Fundraiser entry. One-shot. COMPLETE!

Draco Malfoy pressed his lips against Hermione Granger, and this time, she wanted to know why. DHr. EWE.

Hermione had known the bitter end was coming, but it still took her by surprise as their cottage was crumbling from the force of the Deatheaters' assault. There really wasn't any hope left, but she would fight none the less. The dark side had won and there was no place left in the world for the remnants of her side, so this is how it ends. Very DARK - contains non consentual.

Christmas Eve, a celebration, sexy Santa's, stupid exes, and - what's that? Ginny Weasley convinced Hermione Granger to dress up as - well this should be interesting!

My collection of Draco/Hermione oneshots. K to M rated as suitable and shown at the top of every chapter. Collection Complete. Check out Meus Contraho Duo for more oneshots! Update: 22/12/2013

Pansy's plan for revenge couldn't be sweeter. Too bad she forgot about Draco's sweet tooth.

It's the holidays and Hermione Granger, usually not much of a drinker, stocks up her liquor cabinet. Draco Malfoy uncharacteristically makes a grand gesture. And someone falls off a roof. Written for DHr Advent 2013. Inspired by Bridget Jones's Diary. One-shot. DM/HG.

Despite the war in progress Molly Weasley is determined Christmas will be a good one in Grimmauld Place. However when she gathers the presents and places them under the tree one particular gift reveals a secret about two Order members.

A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger (Dramione). The prompt was 'NEW BEGINNINGS'. Post-Hogwarts, EWE. Draco and Hermione welcome their baby girl into the world - the first child born out of the Ministry's compulsory Marriage Law. It's a new beginning for them all. Romance/Family/Good feels. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!

In the week leading up to their wedding Narcissa Malfoy expects Draco and Hermione to honour a Black family tradition and refrain from being intimate with each other. With the couple and their wedding party spending a week in a luxury hotel, will the normally amorous couple be able to stick to the tradition? Fun, light-hearted 3 part story.

Head Boy Draco Malfoy has got a secret, and it's kind of embarrassing! When he tells Hermione Granger, his fellow Head Girl, hoping she'll be able to help him somehow end the curse (she is the brightest witch of their age, supposedly), things don't exactly go the way he'd planned… 2013 HP-Drizzle Fest entry. Dramione one-shot. Romance/Humour/CursedAnimal!Draco. COMPLETE!

D/Hr. "There wasn't always nothing between us. Once upon a time, there was something. A very good something." One-shot! COMPLETE.

Flatmates, but not lovers. Draco Malfoy wants to change that fact, but he's a man with too many vices & not enough bravery to jump the puddles of his miserable life to get the girl he wants - Hermione Granger. Will an outing with Hermione one rainy afternoon change everything for them, though? Dramione. Romance-Drama. 2013 DramioneLove Spring-Summer Fest #2 entry. COMPLETE!

M.L.E. Officer Hermione Granger receives a note to come to Malfoy Manor to prevent her charge, Draco Malfoy, from breaking the terms of his probation. The note claims Draco is an unregistered Animagus & he's trapped himself in animal form, unable to reverse the spell. He needs her help! 2013 HP-Porninthesun entry. Dramione. Romance/Drama/Hot Shag. Fest Winner-Mod's Choice! COMPLETE

Draco believes that Hermione is sending him a silent message through the songs she plays; she wants him to shag her senseless! After all, the titles of the songs on her CD are about SEX! Is it just wishful thinking on his part or can Miss Granger really be thinking of the same thing as Draco Malfoy? A Dramione one-shot.

He was about as easy to love as an icicle hanging over her door, but that didn't stop her. Draco/Hermione. AU, One-shot. COMPLETE!

The war is brewing and Draco Malfoy's interest is fixed upon girls. His first time comes too soon, and with someone he's not too keen on. He wants more, and is sickened that he's beginning to find Mudbloods and blood traitors attractive. Slightly A/U 5th year. One-shot.

When Draco and Harry lose a humiliating bet to Hermione and Ginny, it just might be the catalyst for Hermione to admit her true feelings.

Draco Malfoy's magically stuck with his pesky virginity and now his parents want to use it as a bargaining chip on the pureblood marriage market. That's why he's taken the extreme measure of asking an old enemy for help. It certainly has nothing to do with how she looks in reading glasses or the things she can do with her talented tongue. Nothing to do with that at all!

Head Girl Hermione dresses a little too quickly one morning. Two-shot D/H fluff, ignores DH. Bumped to T for some suggestive tones in part two.

The despicable things people will do for revenge - and power. Ron Weasley kidnaps his ex, Pansy Parkinson, to teach her a hard lesson in betrayal... but who's really the victim and who's the tormentor in this evil, little game of revenge? 2013 HP-Prisonerfest pinch-hit. VERY Dark!fic. Ronsy/Ron x Pansy. One-shot. COMPLETE!

Hermione Granger needs a break from her attractive co-worker, Draco Malfoy. She heads to Greece for a holiday filled with dancing, good food, shopping, & a sea of sexy, available men to try to get over her unreciprocated feelings. To her surprise, Draco shows up in Greece, too, determined to ruin her fun. 2013 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange entry. Dramione Romance/Drama.

The war has ended and it's time to go back to school. Through new perspectives in life we find Hermione Granger befriending a slightly broken down and very confused Draco Malfoy. Just how has he changed and why? Could their friendship be real, could he be exactly what she needed when her now ex-boyfriend won't leave her alone?

For 2 years, they've been friends at University. For 1 year, he's been in love with her in secret. For 5 months, they've been bed buddies... but only after he lights her fuse and gets her blood roaring. Oh, what fun Draco Malfoy has riling Hermione Granger up! Dramione Romance/Humour/Hot Shag. Post-Hogwarts-AU. 2013 Otter & Ferret Fic Exchange piece. One-shot. COMPLETE!

A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'REGRET'. Post-Hogwarts, Epilogue compliant. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. WON SECOND PLACE & MOD'S CHOICE in the May 2013 competition! COMPLETE!

One egregious mistake and she never wanted to hear his name ever again, but the Fates force them together eight months later. How will she cope without surrendering to or strangling him? Will she be able to? Dramione, rated M. See disclaimer inside.

As the war continues to rage on around them, Hermione Granger decides to seduce fellow Order Member, Draco Malfoy, one night while at Grimmauld Place... and everything between them changes after that. Fic follows the "five times" trope, and is dedicated to raspberryjukebox. One-shot. A/U-Extended War scenario. Dramione. Drama-Romance-Hot Shag! COMPLETE!

Narcissa suggests that Draco and his new wife seek couples counseling. Hermione has a thing or two she'd like to suggest to her meddling mother-in-law.

Draco and Hermione find out some big news about their daughter, and Draco isn't feeling particularly grand about it.

Draco has always been a fan of strawberry cheesecake. So much so that he doesn't even realize that it's one of the things making him gain a "pooch" (a belly). He then tries to lose the weight by doing strenuous Muggle exercise but that proves unproductive since he continues to reward his hard work by eating a slice.

Hermione Granger is obsessed with finding out the secrets of a mysterious music box found at Grimmauld Place, where she's been assigned to stay with fellow Order members Draco Malfoy & Blaise Zabini - two men she's equally in lust & in love with. What's the music box's secret & how will it change everything for her, Draco, and Blaise? Romance/Dark Drama. 2013 HP-3SOMES Fest entry.

She told herself that she wouldn't do it again. Never mind his wonderful smell that lingered under her nose long after he was gone, or the sensation of his skin against hers; He was bad news and smitten with her, but why? Warning: Smut, EWE set four years after the final battle.

Friends prove difficult as Hermione and Blaise start dating, especially his friends. Malfoy is particularly offended by Hermione's presence on the scene.

A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'EASTER EGG'. Hogwarts-Era, A/U (7th year). Springtime sexual tension leads Head Girl Hermione into teasing Head Boy Draco to get his attention. She gets more than she bargained after Colour Charming his hair Easter egg pastel pink! For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!

When Hermione Granger finally decides to give up on her feelings for Draco Malfoy, her flatmate and secret crush, she does something drastic - she gets her haircut. To her delight, Draco notices... and everything changes between them. 2013 DramioneLove Valentine's Fest 2nd entry. Romance/Fluff/Drabble with image. COMPLETE!

He fascinates her, but former Order of the Dragon member, Draco Malfoy, is strictly off-limits to former Order of the Phoenix member, Hermione Granger, who has been given in marriage to Blaise Zabini, per the War Accords. Yet, it seems impossible to stay away from the charming wizard... Draco x Hermione/Dramione. 2012 Dramione Remix Rd. 3 entry. Romance. Post-Hogwarts A/U. COMPLETE

"Someone who is happy in a relationship typically doesn't take at least 5 shots when said relationship is brought up in conversation." Sam pauses "Or sit this close to their best friend while they're both undoubtedly drunk and horny." Twoshot Seddie Lemon.

Hermione wants Draco Malfoy, and she's not taking 'no' for an answer. Who even knew deceit could feel so good? Post-Hogwarts 7th year, AU. Romance-Drama-Comedy. 2013 DramioneLove Valentine's Fest. One-shot. COMPLETE!

Someone thought it would be funny to slip the usually bickering Head Boy and Head Girl a lust potion, and now they can't keep their hands off each other. Unfortunately for Severus Snape, it's his job to see that they do.

A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'RED'. Post-Hogwarts, EWE. Draco learns an important lesson about the positioning of the colours on a stop light while driving a Muggle car with his passenger, Hermione. Comedy & sexy innuendo. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. Won the Mod's Choice Award for February 2013! COMPLETE!

Another lonely Valentines day in Hogsmeade for Hermione Granger, or it is? What happens when she meets the infamous blonde Slytherin among the snowy streets and did you say mistletoe! ONE-SHOT

Now in their Seventh Year, living together and sharing the same Common Room, having EVERY SINGLE FRIGGIN' class together, and dealing with all the responsibilities that came with being co-Heads, Hermione felt the weight of her crush… well, crushing her.

"So you're saying that you're my real father, I'm an alien who is to be king of a planet whose inhabitants are at war with another planet because some guy killed this other guy's family and pissed him off, my father is my uncle, and I'm supposed to choose a wife within the next 72 hours or I can't rule?" "It's a good thing that human fell from the sky, then. She'll be a good wife."

DRABBLE/AU. Draco discovers Hermione in a not-to-wonderful situation. However, someone else is behind the unfortunate event.

She ought to be worth the agony. AU, one-shot. Draco/Hermione.

"Comparatively, he was a wolf and she was a sparrow." A story without an ending, but a story nonetheless. A story about Firewhiskey, tea, and murder. Dramione one-shot. Warfic.

Draco has been tormenting Hermione all day, and took it a little too far. She won't stand for it and challenges him though where it leads is unexpected...

Every relationship has its little lies...

A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'YULE'. Post-Hogwarts. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. Won FIRST PLACE in the December 2012 competition! COMPLETE!

Hermione and Draco go undercover to round up a herd of flying reindeer on Christmas Eve. Draco is not happy about the pointy shoes.

'Twas the morning after Yule Ball… and a certain, crafty voyeur has captured all the scandalous ramifications for us! Features: Luna Lovegood as the poet, and a whole cast of Slytherins, Gryffindors, Ravenclaws, and Hufflepuffs getting into a load of naughty mischief. Romance, Comedy. 2012 Interhouse Fest entry. COMPLETE!

Hermione Granger unexpectedly gets a ride from Draco Malfoy during a game of Quidditch. He isn't so interested in catching the golden snitch. ONESHOT.

After the war, Hermione Granger is organising a Christmas Play at Hogwarts in order to give the downtrodden students a bit of holiday cheer and hope. However, the only one volunteering for the male romantic lead has to be none other than Draco Malfoy, who then proceeds to drive off every girl playing opposite him. How obnoxious. D/Hr Advent 2012.

She gets dragged to speed dating by her friend. He makes a bet that he can pick her up in 60 seconds or less. Welcome to the world of men who desperately need a girlfriend, women who throw themselves at any man that has a pulse, and extremely cheesy pick up lines that both sides use. Buckle up, it's gonna be a bumpy ride from table to table.

Hermione and Draco hate each other... but when they get a view of their very romantic future together, they're stunned into silence. Oneshot.

A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'POLYJUICE POTION'. Hogwarts-Era, 2nd Year. Regarding Hermione's unfortunate accident with the Polyjuice Potion and Millicent's cat. Drama. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!

He wanted her despite her Slytherin past and her saucy attitude, and despite their Quidditch rivalry and her overblown conceit. Tonight, around the traditional harvest bonfire, perhaps he'll finally get his wish... 200-word drabble for the 2012 HP-Halloween Fic Exchange entry. Ron Weasley x Astoria Greengrass. COMPLETE!

"Don't lie," he says, /pleads/ to her. "Slander it, wreck it, call it names, call /me/ names, but don't ever pretend like it never happened. Never pretend to forget." That fateful night at the end of sixth year may have changed things irrevocably between them, but afterwards, two things will always remain the same. Dramione.

AU. Draco catches Hermione doing something a Head Girl shouldn't be doing. He blackmails her into pretending to be his girlfriend to get Pansy off his back. COMPLETE!

DRABBLE/AU. Hermione and Draco have an unusual ritual that includes coffee.

Draco was driving alright. Driving her crazy. And the two idiots in the back seat weren't helping matters.

Innocence combined with blissful ignorance equals Hermione Granger. They'll never know how wrong that statement really is. Or will they?

Hermione Granger has gleefully exacted her revenge on Draco Malfoy. What she hadn't considered was the possibility that the one flaw in her chosen method could backfire so spectacularly. Draco has no qualms about repeatedly exploiting her one weakness, recklessly flirting with that which threatens to consume them both. Rated M for good reason! Sequel to Regret.

"I love you, Hermione," he whispers. A tear slides down her cheek and he brushes it away with his thumb. He's only said it a few times in their relationship, but this time it seems to have so much weight; it holds all the pleas he's refraining from voicing. Please stay with me. Please quit your job. Please don't move to Spain. Please... Inspired by the song Stay by Sara Bareilles.

One night was all they'd had, and then they'd parted ways... Eight months after their painful break-up, Draco Malfoy runs into Hermione Granger in Diagon Alley, and receives the surprise of his life. It's time for him to man up, because he's about to become a father! Dramione romance-drama. 2012 Hawthorn & Vine Treasured Tropes Fest entry. COMPLETE!

A wild night out with his fraternity brothers, Draco Malfoy celebrates his birthday in style at the local wizarding gentlemens club, The Diamond Club. Drinks, Dancing, Women, and Fun. What more could a Malfoy man ask for! Or has he gotten himself more than he can handle?

Draco and Hermione are Head Boy and Girl, leading to a little tension at times, to put it lightly. Planning the Yule Ball together brings interesting results...Told in the form of owl correspondence/notes. Rated for occasional strong language. Please R&R!

A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'OWL POST'. Post-Hogwarts,EWE. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!

To love in this life is to do so in small, powerful moments. Draco's about to learn that lesson at the hands of the one witch he's wanted for years… and he'll lose not only his virginity in the doing, but his heart as well. Draco Malfoy x Hermione Granger/Dramione. Romance-Drama-HotShag. One-shot. 2012 Deflower Draco Fest entry! COMPLETE!

Hermione and Draco are back to retake their 7th year at Hogwarts. Putting aside their differences a blossoming romance starts. Then one night Draco makes a terrible wish that will change everything!

"What the hell?" "We're trapped, Malfoy." "What do you mean, we're trapped? What's going on?" "It's a mistletoe. See?" Hermione said, pointing up the ceiling. The mistletoe sang its tinkling music as if taunting them. "I can't leave because of a freaking mistletoe?" Malfoy growled. "Yes, that's how the thing works to make sure people kiss."- Oneshot

Teaching Gryffindor's Princess how to Tempt Slytherin's Sex God is the real title.Draco and Hermione are Head Boy/Girl.Hermione witnesses Draco's sex scandals.She begins to wonder if she would be able to seduce the boy who hates her? Who will teach her?

After the Ministry seizes all of Draco Malfoy's possessions - including his beloved Malfoy Manor - he takes up drinking and finds himself taking up temporary residence at Hermione Granger's flat in Wizarding London. But what neither of them expect is that a lot can happen in 139 days in such close quarters - even the impossible. DHr. COMPLETE!

I was asked by fans to write little stories involving Hermione in lots of pairings, and I really liked this Draco/Hermione. I personally don't ship them, but I hope whoever here does finds this sweet. Enjoy!

"He's let the envelope fall into his palm. If she's surprised, she doesn't show it. 'You know the rules, don't you' 'Only for when I'm at my lowest point,' he says. 'And after I open it, I go straight to you.'" Ten years later, and he's falling in love with her. Hard T. Major Character Death. Angst. Dramione.

Hermione Granger was perfectly happy with her life, her job as a Healer Trainee, her ugly cat and her cute little house in the countryside. And then Draco Malfoy had to go and mess that all up, typical git. Post-Hogwarts, EWE, OOC, creature!fic. 18

A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'OLYMPIC'. Post-Hogwarts, Epilogue compliant. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. WON THIRD PLACE in the July 2012 competition! COMPLETE!

Instead of obsessing, she merely read through some files neatly stacked on a far corner of her desk, trying to forget that pleased smile playing about Draco Malfoy's lips as he pocketed that fertility potion. O/s. Lem/Lang.

Did I really want to stop finding out if the girl I was dating reliable or not? All those morons I had tried, had flounced off to Blaise with just one glance. So we devised a plan. I meet a girl; plan a date at the muggle café where Blaise will "coincidently" pass by. I introduce him to the girl and watch how she deals with Blaise's 'irresistible' charm. That was the Zabini Test.

Draco's nights were no longer silent. They were far from holy. Nothing was calm. Nothing was bright. Between the ruddy eels, the veiled insults to his hair, and the demonic entity known as Muggle "science," he would never sleep in heavenly peace – and it was all HER fault. Unofficial sequel to "Quarrels & Quaffles." WARNING: MATURE! Cover image by nonidipriv (deviantART).

Hermione Granger regretted very few things in her life, as they usually had a way of working themselves out. But one conversation with Draco Malfoy, of all people, led them to become tentative, friendly acquaintances. He seemed to have changed, but could she truly trust him after all that had happened? See Author's Note inside for warnings. Rated M for good reason!

The Veela within Theodore Nott wanted Hermione Granger, Gryffindor's Princess, for its Prima mate... and it would have her, no matter how it ruined them both in the end. HPRareFest 2012 entry. One-shot. Theodore Nott x Hermione Granger. Romance/Drama/Angst. COMPLETE!

"What happened?" Hermione said as she sighed in defeat while shaking her head. "Well, we slept together. Obviously." Draco drawled with a roll of his eyes. "But - But!" Hermione started. "You can't deny something that already happened Granger." Draco said as he smirked. Hermione wokes up and realizes she slept with Draco Malfoy.

"That incident, their first kiss, always reminded her of a car crash; people often described how they could recall every moment before and every moment after, but the impact itself was lost or hazy, like when you find a new bruise and can't remember where it came from. And Hermione could genuinely remember every detail that followed the impact. Every detail." Dramione. One-shot.

"I used to have to try so hard to shove all my nightmares away just to function. But you've changed that. You're like a memory charm and a healing potion all at the same time, and I can't figure out if it's an antidote or a poison in disguise." Dramione. HIATUS

So, she can't – or shouldn't – have Darcy. Fine. She can deal with that, in time, but he's not the only man around who's caught her eye. Set in Episode 4. O/s. Lem/Lang. Amanda/Wickham.

Won-Won and Lav-Lav. Harry and his Draco-cession. Hermione just wants to escape, just for a little while, that's all. . . but she should know better, by now, that even when she wants to run, she finds herself face-to-face with everything that she least expects. Dramione.

Pulling away a centimeter, my gaze traveled upwards and met Draco's twinkling eyes. Merlin, I will never get tired of gazing into them. Neither will I ever really know what his true eye color was. Overwhelmed, I let out a breathless, "Hi." Clever, Hermione, I thought, brightest witch of your age and you come up with "hi"? One-Shot, Drabble. Dramione. Complete.

"He would've known her silhouette in a room made of shadows." A ghost story that's not about ghosts at all. Dramione one-shot. EWE.

After a potions accident, Hermione & Draco are confined to the infirmary for the Christmas holidays. With Hermione's life in danger, her parents missing, and her friends at their homes, she's going to need all the help she can get. DM/HG. Post DH.

Hermione Granger ends her relationship with ron, and she returns to Hogwarts in low spirits. She did not expect, hoever, to start falling for Draco Malfoy, but what's surprising is that he also starts to fall for her...

He loved her appearance. She loved his throne. Everything else about each other they despised. Loveless marriage is one thing, but what happens when you marry someone you simply can't stand?

She's supposed to be locked in her room like the prisoner she is. And yet, here she stands, in his bedroom, stirring up their past and making everything more... complicated. "Why have you come here?" "Don't say that. Don't say that like nothing ever happened." Alternate war. One-shot. Mature content.

It's too late to be embarrassed, too late to shut the camera off and pitch a fit, so she smiles as calmly as she can and winks, before stopping the recording, double-checking, and asking Todd if he minds his ass becoming an internet sensation. Lang/Lem. O/s.

I spotted Draco sitting at our usual table in the library. I squared my shoulders and marched up to him. "So we kissed." He didn't say anything at first, he just kept reading his book. Finally, without looking up, he spoke. "And I would do it again."

After yet another fruitful encounter with Malfoy, Hermione laments over their almost-relationship. It is then she realizes something special, and frightening.

Hermione and Draco are Head Boy and Girl during their final year at Hogwarts. Can they put their differences aside and work as an effective team? Explicit content. Prequel to 'The Possibility'

Hermione's limping and cursing her high heels, hating it with everything she has. Draco comes up to her. To tease her, perhaps? But he does something really unexpected… R&R. Pure Dramione fluff!

Granger and Malfoy, and their Sunday Morning talks in bed. Short One-shot.

If Draco was certain of anything it was that you can always blame your dreams on the sweltering heat. One-Shot.

Breanna Lovely moves to London but needs a place to stay She meets a girl at work and she offers her a place Little did she know that this girl was dating One Directions' Niall Horan Pulling Bre in she meets the boys but one seems to have his eye on her

My hand eventually brushed against his, relief filling me as I realised I wasn't alone, I didn't even care that it was Malfoy. "What…" "I have no idea Granger, but I suggest we get out of here, now." His voice wasn't its normal confident drawl either.

Even when she's feeling awkward and he's calling her a croissant, there's no denying him. O/s. Lime/Lang.

The Valentine's Ball is only days away, and Hermione is dateless. Malfoy, the bane of her existence, thinks it's a hilarious joke to repeatedly, publicly ask her to go with him... but is it truly a joke?

Draco spills his deepest, darkest secrets to the person he loves the most. *My head canon Draco*

Hermione returns to Hogwarts, hoping to complete her studies alongside only one other Eighth Year, a Slytherin. Living amongst rumours and under curious gazes, Draco Malfoy helps her deal with pariahdom in more ways than one. O/s. Lem/Lang.

Hermione & Draco begin the 6th year being awarded the Head positions. They must live together in the same dormitory. They are put in situations where they must work together, which in the end brings them closer. Beliefs change as well as loyalties.

Hermione comes back to Hogwarts after the war to be Head Girl. Unfortunately her meeting with the Head boy definitely doesn't go as planned... Draco doesn't seem to care though! HermionexDraco oneshot.

Hermione and Draco have hated each other for as long as they can remember. But after sharing a dorm, things begin to change.

She'd always been independent. She would just eat some chocolate with Crookshanks tomorrow. No big deal. She was a master at being alone. She was an island. She didn't need any stranded seafarers landing on her only to die or waste away later.

A Shakespeare-like sonnet written from Draco Malfoy's point of view. Obviously, it's to the insufferable know-it-all, Hermione Granger.

Draco and Hermione celebrate Valentine's Day, with some really bad puns on water by one Mr. Malfoy. Happy Valentine's Day! Dramione fluff!

Will Draco keep with the dark lord's plans? .. or will Curiosity get the better of him?

Light and Dark. Right and Wrong. Compatible Opposites. A tale of how Draco changed sides in the War, starting from their First Year to the War. Dramione drabble for Valentine's Day.

Hermione thought she was the only person in the world who would spend Valentine's Day in a Graveyard, but she was wrong. He's there. Every single year, with his gloves, roses, and answers. Dramione Valentine's Day one-shot. Post-Hogwarts. EWE.

During her prefect patrol, Hermione investigates a crash that resonates from Moaning Myrtle's bathroom to have an encounter that isn't wholly unpleasant. An encounter with Draco Malfoy, the Amazing Bouncing Ferret. DMHG Sixth Year One-Shot, K Plus.

Draco has a Small Problem because of a certain Muggleborn witch, and needs to get rid of it. Fast.

Hermione is busy studying in the library and Draco thinks there are better things she should be doing, namely, flirting with him. Someone, please, save her.

Hermione is craving salt... Draco is craving sugar... But it's not really about gastronomy, is it?

Switching sides. "I have only one condition, and I trust it won't be hard for you to meet. I want Granger." Rated M for sex/language/torture.

"I can't stand you, Granger. Every second I'm with you is like pure, agonizing torture. But I have to save you. Do you understand?" Draco/Hermione.

There's a fine line between love and hate, and they're kissing right on it. "In the meantime, Malfoy and I are strictly enemies with benefits." Hermione's POV, stream of consciousness. Dramione DMHG oneshot. (T because I'm paranoid, nothing very racy.)

It's Hermione and Draco's anniversary, and Draco says that one year doesn't count. Hermione isn't happy. Little bit of fluff!

Hermione quibbles with George over her satisfaction with a Daydream Charm.

Hermione's attempts to get rid of an annoyingly persistent Mistletoe elf, whose job it is to help her regain her lost Christmas cheer before the holiday. The battle of wills is on! Hermione Granger x Draco Malfoy. 2011 DHr ADVENT FEST entry. Story nominated for "BEST COMEDY-LONG LENGTH" at the 2012 Summer Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

It takes him 365 days to realize what he should've known all along. OneShot. Don't let the word count scare you.

She looked up, and she could see it – she could see his dad, which didn't mean a goddamn thing anymore, and a younger version of the guy in front of her, which, suddenly, meant everything in the world. "I said I'd come for you." Robbie/Jessica. O/s. Lang.

"The Tri-wizard Tournament is to be held again" - "I could get any girl." "Even Granger?" "Yep." "I dare you to seduce her." "Done." - "Hermione, who are you going to the ball with?" "... Draco Malfoy." "WHAT?" Please read!

Draco and Hermione are heads and about to finish their rounds when some mistletoe decides to spring about mischief. Somewhat fluffy.

Hermione and Draco deck the halls, but they would rather be decking the Weasley twins. Written for d/hr advent 2011.

"Honestly Granger, you can't just come in here with your little shorts and bloody sleep shirt, wanting to sleep in my bed, and then practically rape me in your sleep, and then go and act like everything you do DOESN'T drive me completely up the wall." MATURE CONTENT

Hermione is attacked by her date to Slughorn's party, only to be rescued by Draco Malfoy. Isn't he still the stuck up git he's always been? -One shot

November, 2011 FirewhiskyFic Fest entry - won "MOST COHERENT" award. Draco Malfoy is determined to have this last chance to have Hermione Granger before the war takes them to opposite ends of the field. FIC UP FOR ADOPTION - CONTACT ME IF INTERESTED!

He took his hand and drew it over her body, letting it glide millimeters away from her skin, pretending that he could feel her. "Draco," she said suddenly, "What are you doing?" "Making sure you're real," he whispered.

Summary: Somebody is out to get Hermione. Draco gets caught in the middle, and doesn't mind at all! AU, post HBP

The Golden Trio are back at Hogwarts for their final year after the end of the war. However Hogwarts still has one more trick up it's sleeve when McGonagall decides to switch Hermione from Gryffindor to Slytherin to promote unity. EWE

Dramione. Smut. Need I say more? Rated M for a very good reason.

A collection of the Dramione themed drabbles...or something like that. Rated M just to cover my ass.

Draco Malfoy's role as double-agent for the Order has put him & Hermione Granger into close contact for the last 4 years, turning them into unwitting allies. The secret attraction between them finally reaches a boiling point... Romance-Hot Shag! Story won 1st Place for "HOTTEST SMUT SCENE" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

"I smell... apples. And... French perfume... and newly-washed robes... and dust, perhaps?" Hermione looked up, a bewildered expression crossing her face. Dramione Oneshot; 2 Perspectives

Hermione is not too happy having Malfoy as her new partner. But the more missions they have together, the more she realises perhaps her life was not as perfect as she had thought...

Ron has sufficiently ruined the Yule Ball for Hermione and Draco intends to put the icing on the miserable cake...or does he? Dramione

At Pansy Parkinson's hen party in Las Vegas, Hermione Granger's dream comes true when Draco Malfoy crashes with the groom, Blaise Zabini. Anything can/does happen in Vegas! Dramione/Draco x Hermione. Hot Shag/Romance. Post-Hogwarts EWE. 2011 Dramione Couples Remix Fest #1 of 2 entry. Story won 3rd Place at the 2011 Dramione Remix Fest Fic Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

October, 2011 FirewhiskeyFic Fest entry - won "MOST COHERENT" award. Hermione & Draco end up in a much-too-close encounter when Malfoy decides to play around with the Mummy that's on-loan to Hogwarts for study. One good snog, coming right up!

'"You're so sensitive, Granger." He grinned into her neck. "It's…oh…all the…ah…the sugar…" she said in between gasps as he began to trail kisses from her ear to her collarbone. He moved his face so that it was level with hers."Sure it is," he smirked.'

Hermione goes to visit Draco to share some news with him. One-Shot. Written for "Writing Your Butt Off and Typing Until Your Fingers Bleed-Audition Stage" on HPFC

The last night of school before everyone goes onto their future lives. Time to say goodbye to everyone and to celebrate.

Graduation night. Slytherin common room. Four witches, one twisted game of Twister. Who will win Malfoy's cherry? Will it be Hermione, Padma, Pansy or Susan? 2011 Deflowering Draco Fest entry. Hogwarts 7th year-A/U. Comedy-Romance-Hot Shag! Story nominated for "MOST UNIQUE STORY PLOT/TWIST" at the 2012 Spring Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

The first time Draco Malfoy kissed Hermione Granger...

Malfoy ran his eyes over her from foot to hair. "I told her big breasts," he muttered irritably before putting his head back down on the desk, looking entirely uninterested and hungover. Hermione added sexual harassment to the growing list against him.

She told him to meet her by the lake. She had something to discuss with him. Were they? Or weren't they? She dropped a note for him to read as she left.

Hermione Granger's life revolves purely around work: she barely sees her friends and has a non-existent love life. So when she bumps into her old rival, Draco Malfoy, she's strangely intrigued by him and how he's changed. Just as he is by her...

In their 8th Year Draco pursues Hermione, unaware of just how damaged they all are, or who already holds her heart. Can love triumph over old ghosts, or will recovery make their needs take the backseat? R/Hr, H/Hr, D/Hr and Ginny make an appearance.

Draco should never have said anything. He should have just kept his stupid mouth shut, smiled and nodded. He should have known better. Unfortunately for Draco Malfoy, he was an idiot sometimes.

Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are the new Hogwarts Heads. What happens when they have to learn to live with other. One shot.

A 100-word drabble featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger. The prompt was 'LIPSTICK STAIN'. Post-Hogwarts, EWE format. For the monthly DMHGChallenge on LJ. COMPLETE!

So what if he was always a gentleman and charming? So what if he made her laugh? So what if her stomach jumped, her palms sweat and her heart raced every time he entered a room? It was nothing more than physical attraction. O/S EWE

"Granger, I like you." Where Hermione does not know what to reply to Draco's sudden confession.

Entering 7th year of Hogwarts, Hermione is pleased to be Head Girl. But the shocking choice for Head Boy leaves her breathless. What happens when a tumble of confusing feelings leaves Hermione - and Draco - wanting more? HGDM Rated M for sex and language

True Love Tattoos. A Weasley Wizard Wheezes Product. True Love Tattoos reach deep into your subconscious mind, marking your skin for up to two weeks with a symbolic representation of your soul mate.

Hermione wanted a night with an anonymous, skilled & sensual partner to teach her to be a sub in bed, but when Draco Malfoy pursues her after, can a girl avoid the sinful temptations of the flesh available at a fetish nightclub? PostHogwarts-EWE. Story won multiple categories at the 2011 Summer & 2012 Spring Rounds of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE!

Oneshot. Marginally OOC and extremely smut-tastic. Draco teaches Hermione a lesson in the library... one she'll never be able to learn from a book. SEQUEL UP!

COMPLETE! "You know that love really isn't what they say it is, right? In the books? In the fairytales? Nobody comes and rescues you from your tower. Nobody fights off a big bad witch or even slays a dragon." A story in which everyone wants someone other than the one they're with. Post-Hogwarts, ultimately D/Hr.

Love pushes us to be better, to give and accept unconditionally - to surrender. Draco's determined to prove this truth to Hermione. What he discovers: the role of Dominant also requires one to submit sometimes. DRAMIONE. DMHGFICEXCHANGE 2011. COMPLETE!

Draco and Hermione have a yearly arrangement. Ron finds out about it in a shocking way. Written for H&V Decade Later Anniversary Challenge.

Detention has never been quite like this before. But what is this potion, and why does Draco have a sudden urge to smell Hermione?

Crookshanks has always had good taste in people, so when Hermione finds him with Draco Malfoy she finds herself reassessing his character.

A lighthearted summer romp on the grounds of Malfoy Manor. Rain storms and rampant Hippogriffs, several scheming and desperate matchmaking mothers and Draco is making the best of this chaos by stripping and strapping one very reluctant bookworm to his bed

Due to a well-executed prank, the whole of Gryffindor has been fed veritaserum. Draco's not about to pass up the opportunity to question Hogwart's resident bookworm, but what will she have to say? Rated T for language and suggestions of sexuality.

Buffy gets her kicks by showing Spike something only Xander ever saw. Mini O/s. Lime.

A monstrous storm, a frigid Hermione, and a new side of Draco Malfoy never seen before.

Enemies sure do have strange ways of expressing their anger and annoyance. Walls, wands, and threats of castration!

After forcing his assistant, Hermione Granger, to help him pick out his son's birthday present Draco Malfoy and said assistant suffer an unfortunate accident involving Itchy Powder. Now it's a test of wills; whoever scratches first loses.

All it took was that one moment for Hermione's life to change forever. - Hermione's affair with a married Draco comes to light. Discontinued.

She told him she loved him, he told her she was ugly. Eleven years later, he changed his mind; but Hermione Granger never forgets. Karma is such an awful foe. *COMPLETE!*

The happiest memory he could conjure wasn't good enough.

Epilogue to "Tonight's The Night" by Severusgirl, by permission. After giving her virginity away to Draco Malfoy, Hermione Granger must now face the consequences of that decision. Drama, angst, romance. A/U, post-Hogwarts. Hot shagging-DMxHG.

Five drabbles featuring Draco Malfoy & Hermione Granger's thoughts about some sort of gift. Each short has a different theme - apology, love, humor, nostalgia, sexiness. Varies between novel compliant & A/U. 6th-7th yr. & post-war. COMPLETE.

Hermione just wanted to mail her Christmas cards. What she wasn't expecting was abduction and a bizarre evening of introspection and confession with the enemy on the night before Christmas.

You never forget your first love. Bryce/Juli, takes place 4 years after the novel. Complete!

"He leaned forwards and their lips met, the serpent and the lioness bound together by love once more." Christmas Dramione...please R&R!

Five drabbles feat. Draco Malfoy's thoughts on waiting for Hermione Granger in some fashion. Each short has a different theme. Varies between novel compliant & A/U. 4th-6th yr. & post-war. ENTRY #4 TOOK THIRD PLACE AT DMHGCHALLENGE IN NOV. 2010! COMPLETE.

Draco pushed her to the wall, kissed her roughly on the lips, then punched the glass window beside her head. It smashed into pieces and the crowd who had parted for him seconds ago gasped. Hermione couldn't. She couldn't even breathe. What have you done?

Hermione Granger gives Draco Malfoy her virginity one cold December night, and comes to a startling series of revelations. Lumos & Nox are a metaphorical play on the action here. FIC CHALLENGE. Draco x Hermione. COMPLETE.

A rare Opaleye dragon has set-up a lair in the ruins of Malfoy Manor. Hermione Granger is dispatched to check it out. Not all is as it seems though... A dragon's love is forever. Magical creature mating. Post-Hogwarts. Drama/Romance/Mystery/Shag. Story won 1st Place for "BEST STORY TWIST" at the 2010 Winter Round of the HP Fanfic Fan Poll Awards-see profile for details. COMPLETE

The last day of school, a secret is made on the last train ride home. One Shot.

Sequel to A Tail Changes Everything. Hermione and Draco are back from the Burrow and find themselves unable to ignore each other the way they used to - quite the opposite in fact. They can't seem to get away from each other, whether they like it or not.

"Malfoy, I am not stalking you and I am most certainly not obsessed with you." – A coincidental run in, the aftermath, and the little moments in between. -Three shot, complete.-

Five drabbles feat. Draco Malfoy's thoughts as he kisses Hermione Granger for the 1st time. Each short has a different theme: Frustration, Confusion, Sorrow, Amusement, Desire/Love. Varies between novel compliant & A/U. 5th-7th yr. & post-war. COMPLETE

It's the separate epilogue to my epic story, Broken. I kept the ratings the same

Out of every witch Draco could have picked to date, he had to pick the one witch that Hermione couldn't stand. AU/ Characters are OOC. Complete

A handful of hastily chosen words changes Hermione's life forever.

Forced to work together when their old schoolmates start dying, Hermione & Draco must overcome their differences to solve the mysterious deaths. The tension in the office is getting rather...heated. Mature themes. 4years PostHogwarts/War. EWE. DMHG.

A throw-away conversation with the vilest ferret on the planet has unintended consequences for Hermione's entire summer.

If you know what will happen, can you change the future? Draco wants to try. He lost everything and made a promise. Will he be able to keep it? Please Read and Review!

Their friendship was unlikely, but as time went on, she got to know the real person behind the cold mask. Friendship is golden when the world turns black. Take what you can get, and hold on to those you have. Eventual DHr and nonhuman Draco later on.

One ancient, evil talisman. One eurasian otter. One albino ferret. Result: a whole mess of trouble for the Head Girl & Boy. FIC CHALLENGE. A/U, 7th Year. One-shot. Draco Malfoy x Hermione Granger. Slytherin-centric:Blaise,Theo,etc. Romance/Humor. COMPLETE

Draco and Hermione would make a great team if only they could agree on one little thing. Irresistible force meet immovable object.

Draco had planned everything perfectly, so of course it all went wrong.

Draco wants to meet Hermione’s family, and she can’t quite fathom why that is.

Draco, Harry and Ron at the Maternity Ward of St Mungos. Not slash.

In Rose’s opinion, the one thing worse than knowing a boy hated her was knowing that one liked her.

Hermione Granger's 10th Hogwart's Reunion turns into the hottest night of her life as Draco Malfoy challenges her to a drinking game! FIC CHALLENGE. One-shot. Romance/Humor/Hot Shagging: Dramione/Draco x Hermione & Soft Slash-Blaise x Theo. COMPLETE!

Five years after graduation, Draco and Hermione come to a crossroads in their relationship. With a little Slytherin help-and 1 Gryffindor-can these two get their happy ending? FIC CHALLENGE. One-Shot. Romance/Hot Shag. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. COMPLETE

"I hate you." "Rot in hell." – Whoever said that love stories need to make sense? Not that they have a love story. Because they don't. Not really... Only sort of.

Malfoy getting married was just the rescue she needed. DHr. Complete.

The first Yule of Draco and Hermione’s ‘Happily Ever After’ brings some minor bickering. My entry for Dramione Advent LJ community 2009

Essays. I've always loved them. That is, until someone started messing with my essays...

Draco Malfoy looks at his relationship with Hermione Granger over the last 7 years as his side and hers collide in battle. Maybe Dumbledore was right about love being at the heart of every decision. Canon, 7th Yr. Dramione/Draco x Hermione. COMPLETE!

Draco had no idea why he kept kissing Hermione Granger. The one thing he did know was that it wasn’t his fault.

Draco and Hermione enjoy a quiet interlude and some big news is relayed.

The day Hermione left Ron, Malfoy just wanted to hear her talk. Now, she just wished he’d listen.

One time I held Draco Malfoy's hand and four times Draco Malfoy held mine. 5 loosely linked Draco/Hermione one-shots. Complete

After two years of Malfoy-free living, Hermione runs into her old classmate. Post-Hogwarts, EWE.

Hermione didn't want what was best for her. She wanted Draco. She needed him. - Hermione falls in love with a married Draco.

Hermione thought that she was strong enough to ignore the magic of her blood. But it won't be denied, and it will lead her down a path that she would have never chosen.

Her mother had always warned her that curiosity killed the cat. - Hermione contemplates sleeping with a married Draco.

Up from the ashes of seventh year grow the roses of the eighth. Eight students return for their final year at Hogwarts, and Hermione Granger would never have thought Draco Malfoy would or could be one of those roses. DMHG, EWE Dramione Awards winner

He felt something close to pity for the woman in front of him. And while that disturbed Draco to no end, what really disgusted him most of all was the harrowing fact that someone or something had broken Hermione Granger’s spirit beyond recognition.

Hermione is determined to fly. Draco decides to help her out.

Crossover with BTVS and Harry Potter. Spike and Buffy are watching The Goblet of Fire one evening. Spike tries to persuade Buffy that their own relationship mirrors a certain Slytherin and Gryffindor's secret love.

7th year. Draco & Hermione awaken in a Muggle hotel room, naked, hung-over and tattooed. They also happen to be married. Thus begin a desperate search for a solution to their sticky situation.

Now that Voldemort is dead, Harry and company are enjoying their last year of school by taking part in a timehonored Hogwarts tradition: the seventh year prank war. Edited and reposted. First brand new chapter now updated!

He called her Granger, just to be contrary. On the eve of a wedding, a groom escapes from his bachelor party and visits his bride-to-be for one last, pre-nuptial interlude.

Five years after the end of Voldemort and Harry Potter, Draco Malfoy is out of Azkaban and is a shell of his former self. Hermione Granger is doing her best, but she has demons of her own to deal with.

Sometimes, all you need to do to heal, is to look to home. D/Hr. Draco/Harry implied.

They make such a beautiful couple, my wayward lovers. A perfect mismatched set. One dark, the other light. One sunshine and autumn, the other thunderstorms and rainy days.

It’s tricky being a teenager. It’s tough being the most talked about couple at Hogwarts. It’s even more difficult saying those Three Little Words.

There were no such things as bad hair days. There were either fantastic hair days or abysmal hair days. Today most definitely did not fall in the fantastic hair day category.

Seventy-seven tiles comprise the ceiling; perfect squares that stretch from all four walls.

One of the greatest surprises in life is finding out how you’re going to die, and the fact that nobody can ever spoil it for you. COMPLETE. DHr.

It's funny how some people find you right when you need them to. DHr, OOC. Finished/One-shot!

“What the hell are you doing here?” he demanded incredulously. “What the hell are you doing here?” she countered, glad that he couldn’t hear the squeak that had hijacked her voice. A Christmas-themed Dramione.

When Snape stops administering the control potion for Draco's veela instincts thanks to a little meddling from Blaise, Ron and Harry, all hell breaks loose and trouble abounds. Especially for poor unsuspecting Hermione. Rated M for a reason. DHr. 7th year

She hates the poetry that comes with this. A little part of her had even hoped her car would break down, and in a way, intervene. Because that way she’d be sure it wasn’t meant to be. One-shot, DHr.

She told him, "I don't want to be your girlfriend! I just want you to pay half of the rent." But sometimes, emotions have a way of blindsiding people when they least expect it. Three part drabble series.

Hermione and Draco have to serve detention with Snape, but they are not the only ones. Beware of the Hufflepuffs.

After Moses's departure, Egypt is left slaveless. As Rameses attempts to withold his image as a strong ruler, he can't help but feel the empty chasm that used to be his heart. Could his newfound attraction to a slave be his savior? PLEASE, PLEASE R/R!

If ever there was a holiday to be despised, it was Halloween. Why? Because it had severely injured his hair. His hair. His beautiful, luxurious hair. And if there was anything worse, it was having it mocked in its time of much needed condolence.

Somewhere along the line Hermione forgot to mention to Draco that her friends already knew about the two of them, and vice versa. Which was the reason why they were still sneaking around like pair of teenagers, afraid about getting caught.

Sequel to Blindsided. *Yeah, you heard me!* ...He knew it was her. Just what was he going to do about it?

Hermione knew that if she didn’t have a date of her choosing, then she would have several of her friends' choosing. That was when she had the brilliant idea to try to invite Draco along. D/Hr.

“We are not,” she announced, “naming our first-born son ‘Betelgeuse.’” A Dramione ficlet written for Marmalade Fever.

Sometimes life isn't pretty. It's not always wrapped in a nice square box with a pretty red ribbon & a bow on top. Sometimes its more like a half eaten pie with a missing cherry. Often times there are no Happy-ever afters. Not everyone has a 'Mr. Right'.

ONE SHOT. DM&HG. MATURE. It's the last night of school, and Hermione Granger has something to prove.

Draco loves his son more than anything in the world. So, when his ex-wife plans to take his son away, Draco asks the most unlikely person for help. Hermione must decide whether changing her entire life is worth helping the man she hates unconditionally.

When a covert mission goes awry, Draco notices something rather intoxicating about Hermione.

Dramione smut! One-shot. Draco knows the perfect way to unwind after a long day at work.... Contains a twist. WARNING: Sexually explicit; further warnings inside.

Sequel to A Dip in the Dark Hermione is alone in the Library late at night studying. She decides to read an old dusty book, eliciting a sneeze - from someone else! -WARNING: Sexually explicit.

The sea's only gifts are harsh blows. One-shot.

One shot. After a stressful day, Hermione decides to take a late-night visit to the Prefects bathroom; unfortunately, she's not the only one with that idea. Warning: Sexually explicit. Dramione smut

In the long-awaited sequel to 'Her and Me,' Hell has frozen over; Draco and Hermione are, fairly literally, madly in love; and everything is fantabulousiriffic. Right?

Suffering from a hero complex, Harry believes it's up to him to rescue Hermione from the horror of having to go with Malfoy to the Halloween Ball, despite the damsel's protests otherwise.

The snow fell, the wind blew, the trees swayed, and the blond man with a heavy heart just stared. Draco supposed it was fitting that the beginning of their story was at the end of another.

Hermione's pathetic lies have everyone wondering when she'll come clean about her relationship with Draco Malfoy to her friends. A/U for HBP and DH.

Hermione Granger will take pity on a hapless Draco Malfoy the day Hell freezes over. Draco is lacing up his ice skates.

Mirrors can be quite enlightening. A oneshot Dramione. Rated cautiously.

Physically impossible? Pfft! Not for Draco Malfoy! He makes the impossible possible and Hermione is about to find that out for herself. Nominated for best smut at the round 4 Dramione awards. Mature, DHr. Complete one-shot.

Luna is wondrous, and Neville is... himself. That is, hopeless, in every sense of the word.

In his final year of Hogwarts, Draco Malfoy is determined to claim what should rightfully be his, even if he has to oppose the very girl herself to do it. Hermione Granger. Malfoys always get what they want. Always. AU. DHr. One-shot.

“Thank you for cheating on me, Ron. It’s the best thing you could’ve done. Thank you for stopping me from making the worst mistake of my life.” My first Dramione story. Rated M for strong language and sexual content.

Lock the door and cross your legs. Draco will do anything to claim Hermione and luckily for him, she wants something very simple. Post Hogwarts. DHr. Oneshot.

All of the tables in the library are full... except one. An impudent little seasonal Dramione.

Ron is tired of Hermione and Draco both acting like scrooges while everyone is at a winter carnival. Unfortunately, none of his friends think that his plan for dealing with their behavior has any chance of success.

Originally Hermione had been pleased when her father made his peace with her best friends. That was before they joined forces to put a damper on her love life.

Tis a truth universally acknowledged that any secret couple in possession of an abundance of overly inquisitive friends must be in want of a hiding place to call their own.

Five years after Hogwarts, Hermione is a mediwitch oblivious to the world of romance but Draco Malfoy is about to change that. If she won't admit she loves him then Draco will just have to force it out of her in the only way a slytherin sex god knows how.

Draco Malfoy is bound and determined to make it inside his girlfriend's private room, no matter what sort of obstacles are in his way. Too bad he forgot about her cat. DHr.

The dictionary Hermione summons when trying to settle an argument in Scrabble isn't the standard one she was expecting.

Hermione find Ron cheating on her and employs Draco to exact revenge. Seventh year at Hogwarts.No HBP spoilers. Rated M for language and possible adult content later.

“Mistletoe! Mistletoe!” They both jumped at the sound of Peeves screeching down from the snowy ceiling above. “Look who’s been caught under the mistletoe!”.............A quiet Christmas Eve and guess who has prefect duties? ENJOY.

It's been three years... Three years, and something is different.

[one.shot][dill x scout] it's just like riding a bike. [tokillamockingbird]

Draco plucked the sugary confection from her outstretched hand and grinned as he read it: "No way". He raised his eyebrow at her and put the candy in his mouth, where he sucked on it loudly. He stared at her for a few seconds and then picked up two hearts. FIRST PLACE WINNER AT THE DRAMIONE AWARDS FOR BEST FLUFF!

Dramione. PostHogwarts. Hermione sacrifices her virginity for a good cause. Complete.

Oneshot Nine moments in the lives of Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger. Tie in a little mythology, sprinkle with angst and romance, and step back. 8/15/08: CURRENTLY NOMINATED AT THE QUIBBLER AWARDS!

[Not HBP compatible] When a Potions assignment has a rare and disturbing side effect on Draco and Hermione, they will learn more about each other than they ever wanted to know. Runnerup at Dangerous Liaisons Awards, Winner at Dragon's Bride Awards!

One shot: In which Draco learns not to test Hermione's patience in the morning...especially while in range of ammunition! Slight DMHG

One shot: A prank by the visiting Weasley twins causes some surprising benefits for the Head Boy and Girl. DMHG

READ ME! Draco and Hermione are Head Boy & Girl, but do NOT share a common room and see as little of each other as possible til a fateful encounter on Valentine's night leads to a gradual, reluctant romance. Starts 7th year goes postHogwarts. NOW COMPLETE

In which all he wants is for her to attend just ONE Quidditch game. [DracoHermione]

TwoShot. Draco stumbles upon a mirror that knows more about him than he does. Please read & review!

ONE SHOT I know why you look at me that way. It’s not because I’m Muggleborn but because you know that I’m better than you. It’s because you know that no matter what you do, you’ll never beat me. You’ll never know me the way I know you. DxHr

[Draco Hermione] They weren’t much for PDA – that is, Public Display of Affection. After all, he was Draco Malfoy and she was Hermione Granger.

ONE SHOT, response. DM&HG. MATURE REFERENCES. For a smart girl you sure can be a fool.