Sequel to Cthulhu Fhtagn. Four years after the R'lyeh crisis, Hell starts to creep its way closer to Earth, using paths the human eye can't see. Kyle has become the target of a grudge-ridden group of activists, Hell wants Kenny back, and Cartman's having some real family issues. And worlds may indeed collide without the help of a Guardian Angel. See profile for next update!

Craig is the tentative leader of a seafaring group of young adults set on survival in a post-apocalyptic US. When they begin a trip to the northern coast of Maine they find something that could potentially change their withdrawn Captain. AU eventual Creek. Rebooted on Ao3!

Claire moves to Mineral Town to start a refreshing new life, but everything is not always as it seems. The other townsfolk act suspiciously, animals are found slaughtered, strange sounds are heard in the dark of night. Something obviously isn't right in this little town, and Claire makes it her mission to solve the mystery once and for all... before it's too late.

Non-magic AU, 2004: The summer before college, Sirius goes backpacking through Scotland to escape his family's expectations. In a small village in the Highlands, an unexpected flirtation turns his whole world upside down. Alternately, the story of how Scotland loves Remus and wants him to be happy. Written 2011, edited 2014. Podfic available at AO3.

After nearly everyone left for college, 22 year old Craig Tucker is stuck in a dying mountain town with a video camera and a few uninspiring faces. Slash.

Every day at around five o'clock, a girl wearing a woolen, button-up coat and a red scarf walked by Apartment Room 248. Every day, Vaughn watched her walk by from inside Apartment 248. She was his constant, and he didn't even know her name. AU.

There have always been musicians playing at the subway station; the has-been's, the wanna-be's... They've been there for as long as you can remember. But one day, when you are about 20, you finally hear something fantastic: a keyboard, played by none other than a certain John Egbert. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Hammertime, Pepsicola

A collection of unrelated one shots featuring Sirius and Remus.

Tired of Ethan acting like he's more goth than the rest of them, Henrietta and Dylan form a plan get him to commit the ultimate goth sin: falling in love.

So much for Craig being asexual.

WWII AU: After surviving on the streets of Warsaw, and the living hell of Treblinka, can Kyle ever find happiness? A companion fic to The Well and the Lighthouse. Style, if you're patient.

Karen gives her husband's grave a visit, as she has every year since his death. - Harvest Moon 64 Universe.

Christophe and Gregory spend their summer before college fighting the evil in the world, one drug cartel at a time. Their methods become too recognizable in the dark underworld, and a subsequent mission in Mexico leaves them reevaluating the depths of their friendship. Violence and adult content galore. PWP (the w stands for 'with' in this case). Complete and edited/updated 2/1/15.

Henry was a normal guy with a normal amount of contempt for the world. After being entrusted with his the local farm, he was determined to become successful to prove his doubtful family wrong. But he had no idea that through his efforts to restore the town, he'd be inviting some very strange (and often disturbing) characters into the community.

Clyde sells tulips and wonders about his lot in life. Craig has allergies. Together, they make it work. Craig/Clyde

Stan and Kyle go through the arduous process of expanding their family. StanxKyle.

After an accident that resulted in the death of a dear friend, Kyle and Stan went their separate ways. Now in grade eleven, the two boys are forced to work together, giving them the chance to repair what has been broken. Slash, Style.

Sometimes, Sirius has issues. They come to him at anytime, but they mostly come to him when he is lying in bed with Remus curled up against his side... Marauders era. Set in either their 6th or 7th year. Rated T for mentions of sex.

Thomas has a plan. A master plan to get into Craig's pants. It's just that nobody was expecting it to work for Tweek, too.

Convict Christophe is hooked on the breath-taking blond guard. Wanting to be nearer, he ensures he ends up in solitary confinement. Then the fun can begin... (Part Two added! - two-shot)

When Sam finds a kitten stuck in a bush on his way to work and rescues it, never does he imagine the consequences such a simple action could have...

Drabbles. When they aren't saving the world, the Avengers have to deal with the problems in their own lives. Some are ridiculous, while others...are even more ridiculous.

Sirius wants Remus to put on his Quidditch sweater. This is Wolfstar, so if you don't like it, don't read it. Enjoy my fellow RLSB shippers. Just one moment with Sirius being somewhat perverse. Other than that, the rating should be good.

Craig Tucker is an average teenager. Actually, scratch that. He is the most average teenager. He didn't expect much of himself. But boy did he score...This is South Park, cursing is assured. Cryle.

Tavros doesn't have a lot left to live for, after all he's just a burden on everyone but one person seemed to have been watching him through all his struggles. Crappy summery is crappy, its a HumanStuck, high school setting for TavrosEquius. Its rated T for now but I'm never sure where things will go. Please R&R if you'd like !

How long had he been laying in the garden?

When Nepeta comes over to have dinner with Equius, she finds an empty house. But when she goes in search of him, will she find more than she bargained for?

Christophe's reaction was predictable. The Frenchman gave him a skeptical look. And he closed the door in Gregory's face. Warning: May Contain Excess of Gay European Children

Requested by AquaDiamond-Girl. Anakin burns the Christmas ham and must find a new one for the Jedi Council.

SD x LA. Lars cannot deny his growing attraction to the silent Russian, using every time he got to see the mysterious fighter to try to get closer to him, needing to have his attention, needing to have those clear blue eyes cast on no one else but him.

A collection of drabbles that are exactly a hundred words long, based around our favourite group of loveable pranksters. Some drabbles contain slash of the RemusSirius variety. RLSB, MWPP, Marauder's Era. COMPLETE

Because, HONESTLY, Screw That Girl. Style, StanKyle, KyleStan [Oneshot]

Sirius persuades Remus to take a Muggle Studies trip to America, all so they can investigate a revolutionary new idea - the Gay Straight Alliance! Rated T, but depending on where this goes that may change.

Remus and his parents are gifted a holiday to Spain by his grandmother. It proves to be more eventful than he ever expected and his self-discovery leads to Sirius noticing a change in him when they return to Hogwarts for their seventh year. SB/RL Remus/MaleOC

Who knew that being bitten by a spider could actually lead to something amazing? Well Harry didn't, not until Draco was shouting at him to hurry up and get his stupid muggle coat and marry him.

There's a bet going around the office. Draco isn't pleased.

...their realtionship is a sin. Percy and Oliver experience prejudice when they spend time together in the muggle world. Post War slash Percy/Oliver

Bebe decides to take her roommate Kenny to Disneyland for his twenty first birthday. They inadvertently acquire a couple of roadtrip companions, making for a bumpy ride. Kenbe, minor Cryde.

Ash and Cam never expected to fall in love. Not in 100 years. Not even in 100 story prompts. 100 one-shots about their life together. CamxAsh. Rated T for now. Now up: Introduction. "All these thoughts, however, were overshadowed by the one, daunting fact that he really wanted to kiss Cam again."

You've been waiting for weeks just for this camping trip with John. And amazingly, it looks like everything might actually go according to plan. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, Hammertime

Luke/Chase, the story of how the young cook fell in love with the carpenter. Smut to come!

Dylan liked to think he was kinda fucked up. His family was okay, he had no traumatic experiences, but he was still kind of weird. He liked sitting alone in his dark room, writing and drawing and throwing darts at his wall. He liked to think the world was fucked up, too. Not like him, not like them. The world fucked them over. Repeatedly.

Oh man, I bet "Tyde" Token/Clyde isn't too popular, but I love it personally, haha c:

Eighty-nine and on the edge of death, Stan Marsh relays his story of losing the one he loved. WWII AU oneshot. Style.

One shot. Hermione wanted to talk. Severus had all the reasons to be nervous, because he knew what to expect when his young wife wanted to talk late at night. He knew just what to do. Or did he? A surprise awaits.

"If the doors of perception were cleansed, everything would appear to man as it is, infinite." - William Blake

With Stan married and not wanting to continue their affairs, Kyle doesn't know what to do anymore. Now that Stan's out of the way, will Kenny finally get his chance to prove his affection to the stubborn redhead, or will Kyle just refuse to let Stan go?

Remus has something to tell his parents about his relationship with Sirius. 3/50 for Gamma Orionis' OTP Bootcamp Challenge, prompt: agitated.

It's not always easy or fun being the new kid in Washington. You're lonely. You miss Texas. But when John Egbert invites himself into your life, Maple Valley doesn't start to look so bad anymore. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, Hammertime

The kids of Bluebell always had their traditional Starry Night festival truth or dare game. This year, however, was truly a game to remember. Ash/Cam

/Kyle is certain this is the worst birthday party that has ever been thrown./ In which everyone's older. K2, Stebe, Candy, Creek

It was just another normal day in the small mountain town of South Park, Colorado. That is, until the screams started. Style, Creek, Bunny, Gregstophe. Zombie AU Full summary inside.

In fairy tales, the princess is always rescued from the evil witch by a handsome prince. But with a prostitute for a princess, a fat ass pimp for a witch and a cynical asshole for a prince, will Tweek still get his happy ending? Prostitute!Tweek-Craig.

This was just a little Crenny drabble I did over yander in the land of tumblr based on one of peppernote's drawings

He remembers a time when Kenny was just a good partner for projects and more of nothing, just another annoyance who caused too much trouble. He wishes he could take it back, go back to the moment when he started to not mind his presence, when he started enjoying it. He wishes he could go back and stop himself from pulling from his normal, boring life.

Ron and Draco meet the others parents officially as boyfriends.

It was an unfortunate turn of events... or maybe it was fortunate. Maybe it was very fortunate. The rain was light, like his kisses and I was assured Kevin Stoley was very much alive. -Stolovan-

Craig/Clyde. One night Clyde nagged Craig to quit smoking thanks to an educational lesson from Kyle. Craig promised he would quit one day. That day is today. Rambling really...

OLDFIC. Absolutely nothing can heal Vaughn's aversion to carrots. Not even Chelsea. Most of the time, anyway. Chelsea/Vaughn. IoH universe. Rated for language.

Snape killed Dumbledore. Every Hogwarts student knew it as they stared at their new headmaster. All it takes is a couple of words to spark rebellion. All it takes is one Seamus Finnegean. "Don't feed us lies, murderer!"

What happened between Blaine and Kurt after their argument at the Lima Bean during Blame It On the Alcohol? Filler scene with my own little twist at the end.

He said it would feel better with love but what about the pain..?

And then he was happy, And he hoped it never, ever ended. slash harrydraco

Thor has a realization about Steve and decides to ask him out. Fluffiness ensues. Slash. Steve/Thor.

"I do not wish to hurt you Stark," Thor bounced on his heels, a wide smile playing on his lips as a loose strand of blonde fell into his eyes. Tony laughed cockily at that, bounding on his own feet as he dodged another half-hearted punch from Thor. Slash. Explicit Tony/Thor.

James and Lily's wedding is today and Remus looks quite dashing.

Steve's being particularly oblivious to Thor's obvious interest in him, to all the Avengers' dismay. Thor finally makes a move. Steve/Thor slash

Harry and Draco go on a business trip. Fluff, horny Harry and missing Draco. One-shot.

Georgia and Kana. Two people who were almost completely alike, yet had so many disagreements. 50 sentences, 50 themes.

Remus and Sirius end up in a broom cupboard... alone... Remmius fluff!

"I hate you so so much." "Hate is the first sign of love darling!" A crenny/mctucker one shot!

A ficlet collection to parallel my 'Marauders, Mischief and Mayhem' drabbles. Can be read seperately. Once again, it will contain some RemusSirius, along with other pairings. Rated for some ficlets.

We,the Order of the Phoenix 1995 ,have had enough of seeing you two stupid mutts doing unspeakable things to each other on the table where we eat, the sofas where we sit, the stairs that we climb and in front of Sirius' mother. RLSB. SLASH! 1st chapter/letter - the Order, 2nd chapter/letter - James Potter : Review!

Remus and Sirius get caught in the act by Lily and James

The first time Harry saw the real Draco, and not the trained copy of Lucius Malfoy, he was crying. Harry said it would all be okay, and it was. Fluff. R&R

John is sick. And miserable. And Dave is actually being concerned? That's a first. JohnDave, DaveJohn, Pepsicola, Hammertime, fluff

"On Asgard, men and women are not limited to lie with just one another..." Thor spoke, his face beginning to move in closer to Steve's, strong arms on either side of the Captain's body.

I want someone unexpected, someone challenging. Someone who will be just as much of a surprise. Someone gullible. Out of all the men here at Hogwarts, I've narrowed my choices down to one lad: Ronald Weasley. SLASH. DMRW. M for language

Craig has the terrible realization that he actually has feelings for somebody. Little does he know that the feelings are returned. Crenny oneshot.

Trigger warning for suicide attempt. Remus Lupin gets low sometimes, what happens when he gets lower than ever?

Tony and Pepper discuss Steve and Thor's romance. They learn something new, and so does Steve. Steve/Thor slash. Part of the Epiphany 'verse

AU: When Gregory is sent to France during World War II to assist the underground Resistance, he has no intention of surviving. Little does he know, once there, he'll find a reason to live. Gregstophe, Style, etc. Written for SPBB 2012!

What's better than Creek? Zombie apocalypse Creek! Boy x Boy and violence, don't like, don't read.

Remus is curious about what Sirius writes in his lists and why he is acting so oddly. Remus/Sirius pairing. This is my story Lists from the opposite POV.

Wherein an embarrassing accident leads Clyde and Stan into much more than casual friendship. Styde oneshot.

Ike has an interesting question for Kyle to answer. Stan helps out. One-shot fluffy Style .

Everyone in South Park has a Facebook. Then again, who doesn't? Contains Stan/Kyle, Butters/Kenny, Craig/Tweek, Damien/Pip, Phillip/Terrance and a few onesided pairings xD CRACK, oneshot, slash, romance, etc.

Everyone in South Park has a Facebook. Seriously. / Mostly gen, contains Style, Bunny and other random crack pairings. Like, REALLY random. Oneshot. Facebook fic!

Stan Marsh doesn't exactly have the sunniest disposition. With a wedding around the corner, he's thrust back into a life with the worst people he knows: his family. Luckily, he has a few good friends to help him keep his optimism alive and kicking. Style.

It was really silly for a florist to run out of flowers, wasn't it? For Cam, it was pretty normal. But it gave him an excuse to take out his boyfriend once in a while. Pretty much the most PWP thing I've done. Warnings inside. For my 200th reviewer!

Clyde Donovan has a secret. It's a secret he's never been able to share with anybody, not even his best friend Craig. But when secrets and identities start becoming revealed, will this change things for Clyde? Short Cryde twoshot, enjoy.

In which Eric ponders the mystery of "The Great Rear View Mirror Confrontation" in Kyle's brand new Volkswagen. Kyman one-shot. Rated M for suggestive content.

Gregory's life had never been anytihng special to him. Being a doctor was never HIS choice, and yet here he was. He needs a way out. What if a certain patient could help? But who he was...Gregory didnt know. Rating might change depending on later chapters

Kenny reveals to Butters that he's never dyed Easter eggs, and Butters decides he shouldn't be left out of such an important holiday tradition. Easter fluff, slash Bunny, hope you all enjoy if you decide to read. oneshot

Kenny spends the night at Craig's to avoid his parents. Shortish, drabbleish, Crenny. :3

Sirius brings Remus on a holiday date. AU. Smut. No, really. That's the whole story. R/S, oneshot, complete.

Ever wanted to see Stan in a thong? Kyle as a girl? Or see every SP character beating up Bieber? Then fret no more! Just send me your ideas rating from K-M and I'll make your wildest, filthiest and kinkiest fantasies come to life before your very eyes ;D INCOMPLETE

Sirius and Remus think it's about time they tell Harry about their secret relationship as well as a few other secrets. But just like all things in life… some things are easier said than done…

Stan is tired of the bromance he and Kyle share, and wants more. In his quest for the Jew, he'll enlist a florist, a pervert, a fatass, an environmentalist, a gay man, a melvin, a douche, a turd sandwich, and another Jew. Style, StanKyle, KyleStan

Kenny proves to Kyle that he does understand the value of a quality education. K2, very brief mentions of Stendy

Just a little comedy starring your favorite wolf demon. Meet the creature Kouga fears more than any other…

Kenny and Kyle's tragic relationship. Pure fluff

Kenny finally convinces Craig to go to the drive in movie theater with him...

Seamus pretends to be immune to the cold, if only to catch a certain brown-eyed boys eye. Minerva says something hilarious unintentionally. Hermione is looking well! And as always boyxboy, yaoi, whatever. Warning; fluff fluff fluffity fluff.

Valentines day didn't seem to bring anything interesting for Gregory and Christophe, but both soon realise some overly romantic gestures are actually very welcome and enjoyable - Gregstophe

You never really lose that first love, you just may forget it. Various Pairings

Kenny's journey to discover who he is leads him deeper into the Cult of Cthulhu. Stan & Kyle face their own challenges but are desperate to help,and Butters & the rest of the town heroes verge on chaos & insanity. Kenny/Red, Style, others. M for violence.

Stan and Kyle talk. Humorous one-shot. Style.

James shows up at Remus's flat with something very important to show them. Remus and Sirius misunderstand him. RSLB slash. Crack!y but not tremendously so.

Wendy assembles 13 old classmates and one rando for a party, only to discover what she should have already known: These people suck. Slash & het.

Christophe and Gregory face many obstacles as they fight against a fascist government. Can they make it through the revolution alive? Gregstophe, Style. Revised and stuff.

Ron and Draco's sexual exploits are ruining Harry's peace and quiet. One-Shot.

Order 66. Operation: Knightfall. The birth of an Empire. Darth Sidious is in charge now, and his word is law. All Force-users are fair game, be they Jedi, civillian ... or clone. Sequal to "The New Guy". Renamed.

I never thought Cartman and I would ever have something in common, and yet here he is, patting my back while I vomit whatever I ate for lunch today. Some think I live the perfect life, I personally think I'm pretty messed up. Clyde's POV. Future Tyde

A drabble a day as South Park leads up to Christmas. Various couples will include; Dip, Gregstophe, Tyde, Candy, Bunny, Style, Creek. Rated T to be safe.

After many years together, Stan finally notices something about Kyle's grooming habits. Upon further investigation and to Stan's dismay, Craig Tucker is involved.

Craig and Kenny like each other, but what's keeping them apart? Kenny is determined to find out what. It's just that Craig can't seem to trust Kenny with his feelings. / BoyxBoy / T for profanity /

Gregory brings home an unexpected surprise from one of his jobs. Christophe's reaction is even more surprising.

Kyle, Stan, Kenny, and Cartman are on their way to Token's Christman party in Nebraska, but a storm is making it difficult to get anywhere. Craig can't wait for Kyle to show up, and won't stop harassing him via texts. For SouthParkFan8's Christmas Contest

Craig's always watching and never there and Kenny sees the stars.

Now off in college, Stan and Kenny make fun of Kyle for missing out on that one crucial experience - dating. A class with Craig Tucker sets out to change that. Please see note inside.

Kenny's truck. It's where they spend most of their time together: getting drunk, making water-bongs, cruising for chicks, almost touching dicks—but Ike doesn't think about that last part.

After it comes out that Wendy's started dating a new guy while she's off in college, Stan falls into yet another one of his depressive states. Kyle, as per usual, has to set him straight.

"Can't two blokes get a good snog between classes without being interrupted, eh?" ;Seamus/Dean;

When a drunk Kenny finds himself in a toystore on Christmas Eve, shit goes down.

Gregory and Kyle get stoned. Christophe disapproves. Set during my other fic, The Fight. Pointless little one-shot.

Kenny keeps passing Clyde inappropriate notes. Clyde doesn't know if he should feel flattered or offended. Hinted Clyde/Kenny.

-Creek- Craig gets mad when Cartman doesn't shut up. Summary sucks, naturally. Rated for boyxboy kissing, strong language, and Cartman being himself.

Remus has won the prize for rotten judgment, but with a bit of planned snogging, some spilled juice, and a little help from some friends, maybe things will work out a little better than expected. Remus/Sirius Lily/James

*COMPLETE* The Marauders, in the prime of their lives, from the last day they set foot at Hogwarts all the way to a reunion thirteen years nearly too late. *Remus/Sirius-centric, relatively canon-compliant, for all of us who would like Remmius to have their happy ending—enjoy your fluff here! Ch45: Thank you. [also available in Swedish and in Chinese]

What happens when Kyle's Channukah present involves an epic vacation with his three best friends? Stan/Kyle Cartman/Kenny

K2. Kenny and Kyle getting high on weed and get some ideas how to entertain themselves. Oneshot.

1976: Sirius has a theory, and Remus is reluctant to help him confirm it. Fluff and boy-kisses. Check out sequel "The Secret Girlfriend". Written 2011, edited 2016. Podfic available at AO3.

On an unannounced visit to the Jedi Temple, Bail Organa and Padme Amidala discover some surprising things about the Jedi's private lives.

Broflovskis seem to have always been attracted to McCormicks; and Kyle wasn't the first one. Gerald reflects on what no one else knows about him and his high school 'friend'. Teenage!Stuart/Gerald flashbacks, K2, implied Randy/Sharon.

He might be dumb, but at least he's pleasant to be around, unlike most people. And even if other people think she's a know-it-all, to him she's just his smart, pretty girlfriend. Fifty prompts for the under-used pairing Butters/Wendy.

It brings all the boys to the yard.

Finding their way in the eccentric city of San Francisco, college boys Ike and "Shift" battle with murder scene living spaces, mass killings causes, the next uprising, and maybe some hardcore soul searching. Sequel to The Burning. Co written with Ecrounox

It takes just the usual near-death experience for Kenny to have the guts to make a move on Craig. And things go better than he imagined.

He is only looking for one face and he hopes that it is not as pale as the bodies resting in the remains of the Great Hall.

Unfortunately, Clyde is having one of his infamous crying episodes after a fight with Craig and Token is the one who has to comfort him. He just wishes Craig would deal with the mess he's caused, so he can have his shoulder back.

Everyone has secrets, but when everyone's start spilling out, Stan learns that Kyle's could be deadly. They need to get out, or face death. Style is you Squint. T for Langauge and Rape.

Sirius writes a list and realises he's in love with Remus Sirius/Remus don't like, don't read

When you only have seconds, what would you do? K2, OOC, AU. And ANOTHER lemon. One-shot.

Harry needs to get his permission slip signed by his two dads when only one dad is required.

Growing up I never had a family so I made one with my fellow Goths. Evans POV and Evan is curly goth Dylan is red goth mostly drabble. #46 Hundered theme challenge

Sirius and Remus think James needs some stronger glasses if he really doesn't realise what's going on... RLSB

When Clyde said 'yes' to Token, he didn't expect to have problems. Especially not problems like these. After three years of living together, can anything help? Well all you need is a K-Wizard and a bit of magic...

Sirius wakes up alone, hungover, and confused. Where is Remus? Written for astronaut's From a Song to a Story Challenge

Remus Lupin has always felt something for Sirius Black. But it's not until an incident in the middle of sixth year that the truth finally comes out. RL/SB one-shot.

A moment of post Azkaban contentment. RemusxSirius. Adult fluff.

Sharing his life with Sirius came with predictable complications and unusual sacrifices. RemusxSirius

"I had no idea what you would be going through when I sent you on that mission." "Well, maybe you zhould 'ave checked to make zure my accomplizes weren't fuckeeng eediots!" Set after movie, no slash.

Balancing the soul-sucking monotony of high school life with playing bass in the most non-conformist band in the history of music definitely isn't all it's cracked up to be.

Originally "Cuddle Time". The road is long, with many a winding turn that leads us to who knows where, who knows where. But I'm strong, strong enough to carry him. He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

Stan's thrown off balance when he accidentally comes out to his parents. Meanwhile, Kyle's parents just wish he'd show interest in anyone. Style

James tries badly to cheer Remus up, after he is publicly humiliated, using reverse psychology and fails , and Sirius realizes how beautiful Remus truly is. Pre-Slash. Sirius' POV

Kenny McCormick was a thief; of this, Craig was sure. Crenny one-shot.

Randy Marsh surprises Stan with his own car, Cartman has 30,000 tickets to cash in for a big prize, Kenny is reveling in a kickass cheese sandwich, and Kyle is just excited to have a nice, chill day at the arcade. Nothing can possibly go wrong. Slash.

When Wendy dies, Damien has to give her a tour around Hell. She soon finds out that Hell is nothing like the media portrays it. DamienxWendy Oneshot

Kyle pokes Kenny and disturbs him from his peaceful slumber. So it's time for Kenny to get back at him. Drabble.

See you tomorrow. Hinted K2.

A very short fanfiction based on someone else's review. I was forced to write it by my sister. THE ADVENTURES OF GREGORY, THE MOLE, AND SPRINKLEY GUMDROP FUCHSIAPUFF! It's so dumb. Go ahead and read? Swears, offensive jokes, sudden stabbing of unicorns.

They were spoken in a low tone, almost a whisper. Still, the words managed to slice the air. Craig looked at his feet. "Because I can," Craig said in a deadpanned and simple reply.

If you were walking along the street right then, you would have been lucky to see two figures dancing along the icy sidewalks, their only lights coming from broken street lamps, the moon, and the stars.

Kenny rants to Stan about how sucky his life, and pants, are. Stan comes up with a solution to his pants problem.

Draco never expected taking a relationship to the next level could bring so much trouble. Who expects wearing each other's clothes to be an obstacle anyway? He still can't find it in himself to object to Ron's wishes when he uses that gruff voice of his.

Stan and Kyle get a little crazy at their summer camp.

Metro fad is back and gayer than ever. /One-Shot

Kevin Stoley and Clyde Donovan go on a date, on their way home Clyde trips. What happens while Kevin is rushing off to get a first aid kit? This is the story version of a comic from Deviantart I DID GET PERMISSION FROM THE COMIC CREATORS TO POST THIS

A short KyleKenny drabble in which Kyle grows tired of being called the adorable boyfriend.

Claco vignette. Why Clyde dates tacos instead of people.

Bebe challenges Wendy's ideal wedding. Oneshot. Kendy.

It's Kenny's birthday. What better way to spend it than with a bad scary movie and the opportunity to feel up Kyle?

Two men, one van and a lot to work out between them. It's Scout and Sniper's Excellent Adventure!

Craig Tucker lives a normal life. Well, as normal as it can get in South Park. He doesn't realize something was missing from his life, until he finds himself thinking more and more about one of his best friends. Tweek Tweak. Craig/Tweek

Kevin has his one true love. Kevin also has his darker love.

Stan and Kyle sing about their love for each other in the lunch room. Eric and Kenny are not impressed.

Kenny does not understand the French text book. So Kyle needs to teach him French. ...This literally should teach you French considering these are actually my French notes so omit a few errors, I'll fix them later on. BEWARE LARGE AMOUNTS OF FRENCH!

Ike's younger, weaker and generally not tough enough to defend himself, but he needs to learn. Who better to teach him than the monotonous Craig Tucker? Craig and Ike friendship, mentorship xD

You know the words under my silence.' Series of 100 South Park prompts. Multiple pairings. slash, femslash, and hetero. Contains sexual situations, strong language and heavy doses of Cartman.

Due to a new Wizard Law Ron & Draco are being forced to marry. Pairing: Measley of course Malfoy/Weasley

chopper and jester have been in a relationship for months and they have finally been caught. how will this affect there brothers? Slash don't like don't read! i'll be taking requests for future pairings as well. but i only rights M/M slash no het no F/F

Delayed Christmas fanfic. Kenny is decorating the gym for a school dance when Kyle comes and pours out his pathetic problems and his hatred of Christmas. K2 friendship.

The difference between FRIENDS and BEST FRIENDS. Based on the "Best friends would...Friends would..." Copy and Paste thing. Craig-Tweek friendship

Every morning it was the same thing. Not anymore -.Crenny One shot CraigxKenny This was originally posted under the alphabet challenge, except my computer deleted the rest of the chapters. bleh.

Clyde does something kinky while waiting for his food to arrived. Cryde. This is a request for a friend.

Sour Patch Kids bond South Park Kids. Who else enjoys whipping sour patch kids at one another and hanging upside down from trees? K2 My first K2 story ever! More Frienship-y and Humor-y and from Kenny's POV

There were no words on the card, just a heart scribbled in still wet ink. Other than that it was just an ordinary heart cut from cheap orange construction paper.

Clyde is affable and insecure; Kenny never even considered trading him sex for free shoes.

Cartman's getting married and the boys are all heading back to South Park, but something is wrong in Kenny's life. Can they save Kenny? Warnings for: domestic violence, rape, strong language, and SLASH . I do not own South Park or any of the characters

Damien and Pip's POV on the first day of high school. DIP and hinted other couples. R&R please.

"Craig." It took Kenny a while to realise that was his name. He cleared his throat. "Kenny."

Craig really wonders about Kenny sometimes. R&R plz

Remus comes home to see something odd, Sirius watching the news? What has caught the mans attention? Yes, it's slash. But, the point of this is much more important...Wearing purple is important today, 10/20/2010

Craig makes up some interesting names for every one of his contacts, a special name too. Ruby asks who each name is and why they're named that. INCLUDES CREEK But it's a conversation between Craig and his little sister.

Who would've thought being poor could bring Craig and Kenny together? Who would've thought that Craig had a crush, on a boy! Crenny oneshot, random drabble.

"Come on, Craig! It'll be no fun without you!" "It'll be no fun with me. Prom is just a stupid, shallow, over-rated end-of-year dance that girls—and Clyde, evidently—spend way too much money on dresses for."

Craig's been very bad, and he needs to be punished.

And in that moment I knew he was the sweetest thing to ever be mine. Kenny/Craig, Slash. Very short OneShot.

It makes it that much harder to win. Especially when you're up against Eric Cartman. Crenny.

Craig hates dances especially when they collide with Red Racer but maybe if Kenny's going he'll make an expectation. Crenny, Style, Buttman.

The events of that night reminded him exactly why he tried to remain distant from people. Especially the caring, sweet, genuinely good people like Johnny. One-Shot. Rated T for boy kissing. Dally and Johnny both survived. Title from Dashboard Confessionl.

StanCraig, TokenTweek, KyleKenny, PipDamien, CraigClyde, RedAnnie, MoleGregory, JimboNed, GaryStan, ButtersDougie, StanToken, TweekCraig, ChoksondikMackey, LexusButters, StuartGerald, WendyBebe... and many more. 28 drabbles in all.

Cartman makes a bet, Stan and Kyle are forced to kiss,meanwhile Kenny has a fun time in the bathroom. Yaoi, Style, Fluffiness, Oneshot

Stan can't escape the fact that he and Craig are paired up, and maybe doesn't care so much anymore. But now he has to figure out if Craig is going to be a good partner or not…

They had finally done it, bought their first house. But it's definitely going to be a project. But that's ok with them. Chregory. A bit funny but mostly fluffy. T more language.

Kit Fisto and Aayla Secura discover the hard way how far Yoda goes for his favorite confection.

Last. She was LAST. Oooh, and it was all his fault. Just why in the world was he so dense? AnnxCliff Rated T, for some cursing.

All Kyle wants is an A on his project. Kenny wants something in exchange. KennyKyle. Oneshot.

Clyde was, by nature, a very apathetic person. Craig always knew how to defy that apathy. CraigClyde. Oneshot.

He can't believe he had been so stupid. Who gets locked up on their anniversary? Gregstophe

Right, I know what you’re thinking. Why would a kid like me end up with something as faggy as a blog? Well, that’s just it; I’m a fag. A homo. Queer. Gay. I’m gay, alright?" Style. Stan's POV.

Cartman's house. Easter eggs, and an awkward situation turns into a simplistically adorable moment. k2 fluff

Mostly an excuse to poke fun at a certain mercenary's one and only identifiable weakness. Well... two weaknesses. If you count Gregory. -Gregstophe at the tail end. Oneshot

Christophe and Gregory are stranded in Suburbia and Gregoru just won't stop and ask directions. Makes fun of my recent string of drama/horror fics

Kyman, Style, and K2 drabbles. Fanfic is complete

ONE-SHOT/COMPLETE. Stan goes missing and Kyle refuses to give up on his friend.

Mole can be playful too. Slightly OOC and a little bit rushed. But I couldn't get the idea out of my head! Rated T for.. Yeah.. Not much. Short and sweet- Nothin' else to it.

BeBe and Wendy discuss Craig and Tweek's relationship.

In order to prove to his sister that he doesn’t love Clyde, Craig makes a list of reasons. But things don’t go as planned...craigxclyde. SMUT/LIME. SHITTY HUMOR AND LAZY STORYTELLING.

Kenny and Kyle wander the world in search of an answer to gain their wings. K2, hinted Stendy and Creek.

Curly Goth/Red Goth.

When Craig agreed to go to a party with Kenny, he hadn't realised what Kenny's motives were. Craig/Kenny, Craig/Bebe friendship.

Style find themselves in a rather odd place. Style Slash. weird story.

A sort of quick one-shot i wrote to cure my insomnia last night. My first fanfic, so yeah. Enjoy! :P Slash 'Cryde' CraigxCylde. Rated T for content and language.

I'm sorry about this, I truly am. It'll all make sense in the end. BL. Has KindergothxIke, KennyxHenrietta, Implied Style and CuRed. I'll never write something like this again. Blame it on VexVulpes.

When the Spiky Vampire manages to get the Red Goth in trouble, the Dark Teen decides to get a quick revenge... in the form of a poem... bl, oneshot, total crack. WHY DO WE HAVE NONE OF THE VAMPIRES ON THE CHARACTERS LIST?

Craig discusses a few of his interests with Kenny.

My second FanFic. Nothing Else Matters sucked big time, so I hope this is better!

Draco Malfoy is ill with what he thinks is a muggle illness He becomes so ill that he has to sneak out of school to see a muggle doctor. But what happens when the actual diagnosis is far worse than he could ever imagine? A Draco/Ron fic COMPLETED

Stan likes Kyle. Good news, Kyle's single. Bad news, Cartman insists on helping them get together. Will Cartman's totally out of character acts of random kindness pay off for Stan? Or will he be stuck Kyle-less until the end of highschool?

Drabble. Frodo needs Sam to rescue him.

Kyle never thought that completing his degree would involve returning to South Park and hiring a gang of would-be mercenaries to find a missing friend. Slash, KxK, Creek. Complete!

One shot; Pip is reading and Damien decides to bother him. Don't f*ck with Dickens man. Just don't do it. Certainly not a slash.

Well, boys will be boys, even in South Park, and sometimes, that means kissing other boys. 10 drabbles, all slash, multiple pairings, book meme/challenge.

Kyle doesn't know how to deal with these things he's feeling, and Kenny just keeps on dying. T for language. K2 with mentions of Creek and Stendy

Style. Ahh, relationship issues. Stan wants a chance to be on top ; . Rated for language and suggestive scenes.

Ron makes a horrifying discovery one morning when he wakes up in bed alone.

Kenny has something to show to Kyle and no, not that. KylexKenny Slash

You have to read to find out

Craig stumbles into Clyde's window one stormy night and something just doesn't seem right about his friend. Can Clyde find out what's troubling him? Cryde, slash.

Kyle has had it. He is going to get rid of his hair. Kenny isn't too sure how he got caught up in that, but he's gonna help out anyway. KennyxKyle

Pip is an easy target, except when Damiens around. Yaoi Damien/Pip Dip ONESHOT

Enough with this 'tea party' bs. What the Harvest Sprites are really up to while you're working your ass off in the spring.

Kyle thought his life was over after getting caught…until someone stepped up to defend him. Oneshot, giftfic, Style.

Kenny muses on the weddings he's been to. Various Pairings.

Stan finds out he's allergic to wheat, and thus cannot eat his favorite cakes anymore. Kyle, seeing his distress, provides a solution. A Passover fic with a bit of Slash.

[KennyxKyle] When Kyle refuses to put down the book he's reading, Kenny does what he does best to try and distract him. Oneshot X3

Dean Thomas was straight. Straight as a flagpole, straight as the horizon over the ocean, straight as uncooked spaghetti. SFDT SLASH.

There are three secrets in the Slytherin Common Room: the rug, the footstool and the List.

KYLEKENNY oneshot. Kyle hates dancing. Kenny forces Kyle to prom.

Oh, life. It’s such a tremendous pain in the ass. I'm not too thrilled about death, either. [Kenny’s POV]

Mark wants to try his luck at moshing, with messy results. Craig/Mark

What could possibly have MarySues, love triangles, crazy children, impulsive romances, and bad grammar? It can only be……The Clichéd Plots.

This is slash. There is a friendship version of this story but I have seemed to have misplaced it. I'll put it up here once I've found it

(SLASH. Now finished.) Frodo buys a book of Elven artwork, only to find it comes with the ghost of a voyeuristic girl. How inconvenient.

Frodo likes that Elven rope of Sam's. He really likes it. (SLASH. Somewhat kinky.)

Sam and Frodo find new ways to stay warm on the quest. They have to be quiet about it, though - wouldn't want to wake up the rest of the Fellowship. [SLASH. Finished!]

A lightning storm drives a frightened Sam into Bag End, where Frodo is more than happy to protect him. Pre-Quest, SLASH.

Everyone wants Legolas and Frodo. The only place they can run is to each other. (Slash/parody) FINALLY FINISHED!

Seamus is having the worst day of his life and Dean's not even around to cheer him up. What's a cute Irish boy to do in such a situation? Slash

Slash, SD. Seamus, in his seventh year, has come to two major conclusions: Early mornings are evil and Dean is warm.