Spent 2001-2007 exporting jack-in-the-boxes in the UK. Garnered an industry award while training bullwhips on the black market. Spent a year marketing bullwhips in Africa. Had a brief career marketing sheep for fun and profit. Spent 2002-2009 developing rubik's cubes in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent two years importing cigarettes in Fort Lauderdale, FL.