Before Harry, before Godric's Hollow, before the Dark Lord was defied three times... Lily Evans and James Potter discovered that neither of them were what the other had expected, and embarked on a relationship that would change the world as they knew it.

Everybody loves Hermes, the Greek god of messengers. But, nobody seems to realize the amount of stupidity and anger he has to put up with. After all, these are the Greek gods and goddesses we're talking about. Take a look inside Hermes' inbox, and see the messages he receives from his relatives. This is full of humor and cracktastic-ness!

When you have a world where Junpei is sexually confused, June is a creepy prostitute, Santa is having boat sex, Lotus is an A cup, Ace realizes seeing faces is a curse, and a whole bunch of other craziness, you got yourself one hell of a parody. T for REALLY bad language. OOCNESS. Summary written by Rainbow R. May or may not be accurate. "With every new chapter your IQ gets lower."

Garry managed to save Ib at the cost of his own life, or so he thought. Instead of death, he wakes up and learns that it's now only him and Mary left in the gallery. Faced with the choice of leaving or staying with Mary, he decides to stay behind to keep Mary company. Eventual Garry/Mary.

A oneshot in which Hermione ease drops on the boys dormitory. Implied Harry x Ron and Harry x Dean. Implied yaoi. Mild language.

Ib and Garry s new starting life together, ups and downs. All together they are family. Rated T now but in the future it may change.

Hermione and Ginny host a sleepover at The Burrow for their friends. Ron wants in, so he brings over some of his friends. What starts out as a simple sleepover turns into a night of laughs. Read&Review! Rated T for Language.

January thirteenth 1998 started very much as the last several mornings had, with the DA's activity higher than ever. Seamus and Morag work together on a little redecorating of Amycus Carrow's Classroom. Rated T for Language and a crude Seamus.

I was tired, and this is what the results were

Another pointless Hunger Games parody! Kamuss Evermean is a suspiciously similar substitute of Katniss Everdeen, who happens to have to replace her little sister in the Quite Peckish Games. Will she live? Yes. Definitely. She's the main character, of course. Goes OOC pretty damn quickly. I would love some reviews. Just sayin'. The main story is now complete, shockingly!

I suck at summaries so I'll make it quick. Mary has Garry's rose. Garry is Dying. Ib needs it back. MaryXIb one sided (Mary) and GarryX disturbing dolls (disturbing dolls)

New Year's has always been awesome. Wonder what it's like in a freaky art gallery...

Ib contemplates what Garry's odd hair looks like. drabble-ish.