![]() Author has written 3 stories for Night at the Museum, Disney, My Little Pony, and Hunger Games. The position of the artist is humble. He is essentially a channel. - Piet Mondrian PREVIOUS USERNAME: GOLD'S VICTORIAN PENMONKEY I AM STILL THE SAME PERSON WRITING, JUST USING A DIFFERENT NAME I'm not good, I'm not bad, I'm just right - The Witch, Into the Woods About Me Name: moredreamslesslife Age: Teenager Gender: Female Sexuality: Pansexual Likes: Writing, reading Fall Out Boy, Marina and the Diamonds, Johnny Depp, Rami Malek, Once Upon a Time, Hetalia, Harry Potter, Disney, Batman, ToddintheShadows, The Nostalgia Critic, cats, psychology, history, musicals, Tim Burton films, and the number 7. Dislikes: Bigoted people. Adolescence didn't make sense - Marina and the Diamonds, Teen Idle About My Writing: I DO NOT OWN ANYTHING I WRITE ABOUT! EVERYTHING THAT I WRITE ABOUT ON THIS SITE BELONGS TO IT'S RESPECTIVE OWNERS/CREATERS, NOT ME!!! Please review my stories! Because if I don't get reviews then I don't know what I'm doing right or wrong so I can't get better! I will write mostly anything if I like an idea, ship, character or just piece of media enough - Humour, Romance (het or slash), Angst, Fluff ... it's all good. I'm very bad at Smut, though, so I tend to avoid it. Extra Note: If I ever write a Hetalia fanfiction on here, I will never use the term "Bad Touch Trio" to refer to France, Prussia and Spain, purely because I hate it and its implications. If I have to refer to them as anything, I'll use "Bad Friends Trio" or nothing. The hand behind this pen relives a failure everyday - Fall Out Boy, Nobody Puts Baby in the Corner JESUS: Jesus had no servants, yet they called Him Master... If you truly believe in God, copy and paste this into your profile. I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it. A few annoying stereotypes: Bold the ones that apply to you. I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic. I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists. I'm a NEGRO, so I MUST carry a gun. I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz. I'm HAITIAN, so I MUST eat cat. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy. I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist. I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell. I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat. I'm an ATHEIST, so I MUST hate the world. I DON’T HAVE A RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals. I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people. I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible. I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash. I take (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy. I'm a DANCER, so I MUST be stupid and stuck up. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs. I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob. I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a Goth or Emo. I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend. I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars. I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals. I'm ITALIAN, so I MUST have a "big one". I'm EGYPTIAN, so I MUST be a terrorist. I get STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life. I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS, so I MUST be looking for attention. I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist. I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer. I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and that’s how Russians roll. I'm GERMAN, so I MUST be a Nazi. I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited. I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy. I'm HAWAIIAN, so I MUST be lazy. I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas. I'm a STONER, so I MUST be going in the wrong direction. I'm STRAIGHT EDGE, so I MUST be violent. I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid. I'm a GIRL WHO ACTUALLY EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat. I'm SINGLE, so I MUST be ugly. I'm a SKATER, so I MUST do weed and steal stuff. I'm a PUNK, so I MUST only wear black and date only other punks. I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be a nerd that does homework 24/7. I'm MIXED, so I MUST be screwed up. I'm MUSLIM, so I MUST be a terrorist. I'm in a BAND, so I MUST be a dork. I'm BLACK, so I MUST believe "Jesus wuz a brotha" I'm MORMON, so I MUST be perfect. I'm WHITE AND HAVE BLACK FRIENDS, so I MUST think I'm black. I HAVE GAY FRIENDS so I MUST be gay too. I'm GOTH, so I MUST worship the devil. I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty. I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister. I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naïve. I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border. I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon. I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich. I DON’T LIKE THE SUN, so I MUST be an albino. I HAVE A LOT OF FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. I'm a GUY WHO WEARS TIGHT PANTS, so I MUST be emo. I HANG OUT WITH TEENAGE DRINKERS AND SMOKERS, so I MUST smoke and drink too. I DON’T LIKE TO BE IN A BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. I have a DIFFERENT SENSE OF HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. I TELL PEOPLE OFF, so I MUST be an over-controlling bitch. I have GREASY HAIR, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over-controlling and a bitch. I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser. I'm TEXAN, so I MUST ride a horse. I like ANIME, so I MUST be a freak. I’m a FANGIRL, so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. I'm an ONLY CHILD, so I MUST be spoiled. I'm INTELLIGENT, so I MUST be weak. I’m AMERICAN, so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant. I'm WELSH, so I MUST love sheep. I'm SCOTTISH, so I MUST have ginger hair and live in a kilt. I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent. I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers. I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare. I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid. I like GORY STUFF, so I MUST be a vampire or evil. I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth. I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. I’m NOT POPULAR, so I MUST be a loser. I CARE ABOUT THE ENVIRONMENT, so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy. I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-Sue. I'm PAGAN, so I MUST worship Satan. I'm LIBERAL, so I MUST encourage abortion. I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be irresponsible. I LIKE READING, so I MUST be a loner. I have MY OWN SPIRITUAL IDEOLOGY, so I MUST be wrong or misguided. I’m WICCAN, so I MUST be a Satanist. I DISAGREE WITH MY GOVERNMENT, so I MUST be a terrorist. I’m a WITCH, so I MUST be on old hag and fly on a broomstick. I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast. I like GAMES, ANIME AND COMICS, so I MUST be childish. I'm SWEDISH, so I MUST be white. I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic *BEEP*. I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean. I’m STRONG, so I MUST be stupid. I'm AUSTRALIAN, so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos. I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times. I'm NOT CHRISTIAN, so I MUST just need converting. I love MARCHING BANDS, so I MUST be a friendless freak. I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life. I CRY easily, so I MUST be a wimp. I CAN’T HELP POINTING OUT MISTAKES, so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist. I'm a PERFECTIONIST, so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake. I DON’T LIKE TO TALK ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE, so I MUST be having problems. I LIKE FIRE, so I MUST be an arsonist or a pyromaniac. I play VIDEO GAMES, so I MUST be a loser. I'm HOMESCHOOLED, so I MUST have no life or friends. I'm on a TEAM, so I MUST hate everyone that's not. I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a stereotype. I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be labelled. I could write it better than you ever felt it - Fall Out Boy, Hum Hallelujah |
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