A series of one shots in which I blatantly and unapologetically disregard realism and go straight to the smut. Some special moments that Lorelai and Luke shared over the years, that I felt could use a little something dirty, just for kicks.

SSHP. To avoid the machinations of the Ministry, Harry must marry a reluctant Severus Snape. But marriage to Snape is only the beginning of Harry's problems. Voldemort has returned, and before too long Harry's marriage may determine the world's fate.

One fan's take on how Josephine Darcy's abandoned but wonderful story, The Marriage Stone, might have proceeded. A powerful Harry, a surprised Severus, all the others, and a really bad Voldemort!

Ga'vik snorted, "Don't worry, they rarely bite. Their teeth are mostly dull, like yours." He flashed his own sharp canines playfully at Eikahe, but the tauren was still gazing steadily at the human. ****AU, because I'm not really a stickler for details. M/F Troll/Human when things get rolling. Oh... are you into that sort of thing, too?****

I shouldn't have looked at him. I shouldn't have kissed him. And I definitely shouldn't have done what I did with him afterward. Not with a friend, especially a friend who was my best friend's ex. AU/AH OOC Non-canon coupling. Mature.

Prequel to A Game of Thrones - Harrenhal, Stark children, Knight of the Laughing Tree, the Mad King, Lyanna's abduction, Catelyn Tully, and Ashara Dayne. Intended ending is the end of Robert's Rebellion if I'm patient enough.

The teenaged daughter and son of sworn rivals meet with a bang one drunken night against the bathroom door. Now everyone must come to terms with the 9 consequences of one night, a girl, a boy, and a door. OOC AH/AU Lemonade. Vulgar language. Mature.

*RE-POST* While dealing with a loss, Clary befriends her new neighbor's troubled foster-son. Can their friendship help them let go of the pain or will their pasts intervene and rip them apart? (Due to Fanfiction disabling the C&P ability, I am re-posting this story here. Thank you to all who have been so supportive!)

Bella is a witness in peril. Emmett Cullen is the deputy assigned to protect her. When the witness protection program isn't safe, Emmett asks Bella to pose as his brother Edward's fiancée until the trial. AU, AH, ExB.

She's the artsy, outcast daughter of a rich, crooked lawyer. He's the self-absorbed undercover agent assigned to do whatever it takes to get the goods on daddy-even if that means making a play for his feisty daughter. AU/AH/OOC Fluffy. Lemonade.

COMPLETE! Post-COG. To keep her health issues a secret from Jace, Clary takes a vow of celibacy. But how long will she last, and how far will Jace go to protect her? Sex talks with Alec, Magnus wears white, & Izzy falls in love... again. Rated M.