The Anti-Flaming League

Name: The AntiFlamer

Mission: To end the pathetic brotherhood known simply as flamers. There are many better ways to critique someone’s story other than flaming.

How? Copy and paste the words "The Anti-Flaming League" on your profile, and even a quote if you wish that is below. Make yourselves heard by creating awareness of flamers, and tell them that there are people out there that will not put up with it!

If we get enough members into the Anti-Flaming League, we could ban those people out there that do nothing but flame other authors. So tell your friends, in all categories of fanfiction(dot)net, and get them to join. It’s time to end this fad known as flaming.

Just send me a personal message saying that you joined so that I can inform you of any developments we have against flamers.

Here are some quotes that you can use on your profile page: (More to come…)

“Flamers are a subspecies of human, such as the Neanderthals of our past, who compete for dominance over each other by having contests of ‘wit’ consisting of one-liners that are as ancient as the Neanderthals themselves.” -The AntiFlamer.

“As a student of Psychology, I find that most flamers are/have/have been one or more of the following: 1) bullied at school, 2) molested as children, 3) tortured little animals when they were young, 4) middle children desperate for attention, 5) seeking sexual gratification,… etc.” - The AntiFlamer.

“Flamers may use these flame wars as a way to sublimate their intense attraction to each other.” -Adverk. Not only is this quote perfect to describe my feelings for flamers, it is found on a notorious flamers profile page, Adverk. Say it with me, hypocrite.

Message to all flamers: “Flaming a person to the point of verbal abuse does not impress us. If you have aspirations to become the next American Idol judge, why don’t you go and start a Simon-Cowell-wanna-be club in your school and leave these people alone.” The AntiFlamer. Flame I used against Adverk.