My name is not Maxine. I stole it from a character I played in The Best Christmas Pageant Ever. As for Fitzwilliam, that's an inside joke that would take far too long to explain. Ginger-Ale is my drug, I love ice cream and pop corn, and I take my iPod and headphones everywhere I go. I'm new to FanFiction, so I'm sorry if I make a faux pas of sorts. I'm a generally laid back person until you get to know me. I'll be nice to you if you're nice to me

Warnings:

1. All of my fics are going to have sexually explicit content, swear words, drinking, etc. Not some, all.

2. A lot of my fics are going to contain slash. By a lot, I mean 95% of them. Not all of them will revolve around a slash couple, but at least every one of them will contain it.

3. If you have a problem with non-canon pairings, my stories most certainly aren't for you.

Other than that, I hope you enjoy.