Arthur knows when not to take the bait. It's a fool's bet anyway. At least until someone else takes it USUK

Just a random one-shot fanfic of UsUk, DenNor and RoBul. High school AU where Vladimir, Lukas and Arthur have decided to make a love potion to catch the heart of the they like. This is just a quick cute story. (Disclaimer: I do not own Hetalia!)

Oneshot. Since the day America left him England's been waiting hoping that once the storm ends he'd finally return. USUK

Private detective Arthur Kirkland and his American assistant Alfred Jones did their best to solve the most complex cases in all of London. One day, Alfred decided to make up his own mystery for Arthur to solve. This case wasn't challenging mentally or physically but it would sure put his heart to the test as it was a case of love. /Sherlock AU USUK/

Small USUK/UKUS drabble. Might turn it into a one-shot series. Please review.

Alfred is a human turned into a demon, with all SEVEN of the seven deadly sins. Arthur is his enemy and is in charge of helping Alfred reverse them. As Alfred goes on his journey to turn his vices into virtues and get his beauty back he finds more and more evidence of a lover's death, and possibly his own.

Based off the Government Shut Down. Told from England's POV "We've been in the hospital for a week now...and America has yet to awake"

A series of short USUK drabbles, written mostly for the kink meme. Rated M because of suggestive themes.

Again, I got bored... oneshot slight USUK... I guess. Sorry for the shortness.

It's probably a safety thing, something about being protected, not being left alone. But England doesn't really care about that. She just wants to hear America's heartbeat when he fucks her. Hetalia US/Fem!UK. M for sex.

America and England are simply misunderstood. What they are doing is totally innocent! Or is it? Read for ridiculous situations! USxUK... or is it? And look out for Prussia and his mission! WARNING: May cause insanity.

The Royals have been found, the vows have been exchanged, the coronation has proceeded without incident. Now if only the king and queen were happy. USUK, Cardverse, M for sex

The semester is over and Arthur is coming back to Alfred. But that doesn't mean everything's okay. Peter is still gone and Arthur still isn't sure how much he can forgive. AskSnakeEngland AU

Alice was sure that she was going to die. She couldn't believe it. Running away from her tribe, and the first thing she did was trip and injure her leg. Luckily for her, a pair of stallions show up who are more than willing to help her. And the one is kind of cute too. USUK, centaur AU.

Nations in times of prosperity are capable of reproducing. Of course there's a problem with this: when they do go into heat it doesn't stop until they conceive. This is the story of America's first pregnancy. Mpreg, UKUS, M for smut.

UsUk, Nekotalia smut. Iggycat only wanted to sleep but no! His Master's stupid boyfriend put him in this angel costume! This really was not his day. Hopefully Americat doesn't see! RP with South Park Firefly

Sometimes there is more to a beast than meets the eye. Alfred is torn between doing what's right by the world and what's right for himself. AU; Snake!Arthur x Human!Alfred UKUS

The FBI has a lot of secrets. One of them is the location of Arthur Kirkland, a man who can read minds. When an agent goes missing and Agent Jones needs Arthur's help on a mission, things get complicated. USUK, some FrUK.

Christmas always has a few surprises, especially when your family is as large as England's. USUK Christmas fluff for the Captalia Secret Santa. T for brief mentions of sex.

The year is 2043. America's reign as king of the mountain is over, but that doesn't mean he himself is. Written for the USUK anthology on Live Journal.

Unable to accept his position in life, Alfred spends his life trying to hide his genetics from a hierarchical society. He's doing so well until he is quite literally sniffed out by a police chief who makes him doubt hiding in the first place. UKUSUK; OmegaVerse; No mpreg ;u;

Commander Jones is the best soldier in the United Army, and he's a Vanguard responsible for protecting the peace of the entire galaxy. A strange distress call leads him to an abandoned planet, where Jones will find himself charged with the task of saving all humanity. He'll need help, though, and that's where the space pirate Captain Kirkland comes in. USUK, AU

5000 kilometers; the distance between their two closest shores. A safe distance, close enough that they can see each other occasionally, but far enough away that neither of them will ever get hurt again. Then, one summer, Alfred visits. USUK.

There is someone after the nations and they ask for help from the world's only consulting detective.

America and England enjoy sex as a general rule. Then one night America requests that England uses his magic to allow them to act out kinks they couldn't normally accomplish. USUKUS, various kinks, deanon from kink meme, M for lots of smut

America feels insecure about his weight. England lets him know he doesn't mind in the slightest. M for oral. Written for Shareq's birthday.

An in-depth look into the ASEAN nations. Possible one-shots may occur. Warning: OC numbers that you won't believe.

Some PWP from the kink meme. America caning England with the extra fun of bondage and figging. I really have no excuse at all for this one

Arthur is an accountant in an office. Alfred is their IT guy. This is the story of how two coworkers with mutual crushes turn into lovers. M for sex and language. Written for sweethearts week.

USUK. Arthur is a poet with too many dreams. Alfred is a university student with too much time to kill. Maybe it's chance they end up together, but it will take more than chance to keep them there.

When magic exists but is cancelled out by those of the opposite sex, humans have split by gender and have to reproduce with the help of faeries. This is the story of two men who just want a kid of their own. USUKUS, fantasy AU, mpreg, occasional smut

The development of America and England's relationship as told through one lullaby. Written for sweethearts week. USUK by the end, but it's all very light.

America loves it when England yells at him, when he calls him worthless or hopeless. After all, there's no better way too feel like he isn't. UKUS, deanon from kink meme. M for sex, including rough oral.

America is lonely and tired. All he really wants is England. This leads to some... interesting coping methods. UKUS, M for masturbation, deanon from kink meme

England has a bit of a reputation for kinkiness. The rest of the world hopes to god it's true. M for sexual fantasies. One-sided World/England implied USUK

An accident occurs with a spell and England is transformed into an amnesiac child. France leaves him in America's care. America is unsure how to handle this. NON-SHOTA DESPITE THE RATING. RATING IS FOR LATER.

In the traditions of the Kingdom of Spades, the Crown Prince is to be married on his twentieth birthday to whichever young lady he wants. Unfortunately, Prince Alfred is having a little trouble with that. Cards AU. USUK.

America approaches England for sex while he's doing laundry. As coitus ensues, England makes a sap out of himself and demonstrates how deeply he's in love in spite of himself. Fill from Kink meme.

America and England have intercrural sex in a hot tub in my usual style. Deanon from kink meme. Obviously M for UKUS smut. Ah, how easy summaries are for a smut writer.

Some good old fashioned PWP from the kink meme. Request was for boot/glove kink. Also involves some power play and switching, but mostly a lot of smut.

England has a tough time caring for America and Canada, but he wouldn't leave his boys for anything Kink meme deanon

Nations can't actually have babies, but that doesn't mean America can't dream. USUK, written for the kink meme.

USUK, AU. Alfred is a cowboy, a bounty hunter, whatever pays - but he always does what is right. When a man named Arthur saves his life, Alfred finds himself indebted to a stranger. Sometimes, what is right is not so clear.

America is secretly really fond of England's stew. England is secretly really fond of THAT. M for oral. deanon from kink meme. Not quite as PWP as it sounds.

Americat accidentally gets pregnant with Kittirisu's kittens because Alfred and Arthur didn't realize she was a girl. Americat just has no idea of what's going on. AU cats have different names senselessly cute, but with a couple of parental bonuses

England is no stranger to pain. In fact, it's become such a part of his life that he doesn't know what to do without it. However, as time passes it becomes harder and harder to come by. Maybe America can help. USUK, non-sexual pain-play. M for Masochism.

England is visiting America, but America is preoccupied with thinking about the sex that always comes on their first morning. However, this time it turns out... differently than expected. M for sex although not really smut , language, and too much fluff

The year is 1944. It's the eve of the largest aquatic invasion in history and England is sure that he's dying. It's up to an idiotic American to remind him that he has something to live for. Not as sad as the summary makes it out to be. Smut AND plot!

America is fed up with how his government is treating him, so he organizes a massive strike: all the Nations of the world just refusing to help their bosses until change happens. However in this world change never comes easily... USUK and others later

Just some PWPin which America decides that he wants to try some psychological S&M and England complies a little too well. UKUS in that order, BDSM, smut, deanon from kink meme.

You can put them about as far apart as you can get on this planet, but you can't stop them from talking, and you can't stop them from getting off. America, England, and taking advantage of video chats. Smut ahoy!

AU. SMUT. UsUk. Fluff. Poor were-lamb Arthur, lost, injured and separated from his flock. What else was he to do but accept the aid of the friendly and loud were-wolf Alfred? A reluctant deal is made and a new friendship borne. Will have sequel.

It all started with a bad habit. UkUs; UsUk.

Japan, America, and Prussia are playing a friendly game of Call of Duty when America's love life comes up. In detail. Short thing from the kink meme. M for language.

America and England are in the middle of a two-month vacation in Nowhere, Iowa for a chance to get away. And, of course, to have sex undisturbed. deanon from kink meme. Prompt was "sex with a comfortable and happy atmosphere," so yes.

Charm doesn't just go on a bracelet. US/UK

It all started out as a routine visit to England's: lots of hanging out and sexing. However, This time England decides to make it his business to try to find out why America wants so badly to be dominated. UKUS, BDSM. Deanon from Kink meme.

The year is 1981. After two decades of chaos and drifting apart, America and England finally have a change to just be together. However, after being celibate for so long, sex is um... really hard... UKUSUK, deanon from kink meme, smut

USUK. Alfred began writing letters a long time ago, and he has simply never stopped. It is hard to bare your heart to someone when you believe they do not return your feelings; it is easy when you know they will never find out. Non-AU.

USUK, some Franada. After Arthur is blinded in an accident, his social life becomes all but nonexistent. One day, though, his old friend Francis introduces him to a man named Alfred. . . . Two-shot, AU.

Arthur mocks Alfred's fear of people discovering that he bottoms. Alfred challenges him to have a vibrator inside of him for a day to feel what it's like to be close to humiliation. Then he accidentally leaves it on. oops. Gakuen AU USUK smut humiliation

It's the 1950's and England is as insecure as a nation can get. Thankfully, he has America to help him through it, even if it's only by taking little steps at a time. M for sex, but not really smut. Deanon from the Kink meme

Adult!US decides that he wants to role play being Colony!US again with England. They end up having a good time, but I am going to hell. I hope you're all happy. Deanon from kink meme. Smut, role play of parent/child incest

USUK, AU. Alfred is a firefighter in New York City. When he gets badly injured, he takes a trip to London to recover. There he meets a man named Arthur, who ends up helping him recover from wounds he didn't even know he had.

America is waiting at England's house to surprise him with dinner, but when the other nation arrives it becomes obvious he's had a really bad day. It's up to America to make him happy again, and he's better at it than one would expect. USUK, light yaoi

America and England are bored in a meeting with their bosses. Very bored. England, being the erotic ambassador and all, comes up with an "obvious" solution: hand jobs under the table. USUK. Smut. Unfair amounts of fluff. Deannon from the Kink meme.

England hates being touched. No one could set their hands on him without fear of retaliation. No one, that is, except for the United States of America. An excuse for smut and domestic behavior. USUK Deannon from Kink meme

"Since you sleep with a teddy bear, would you, taking his outfit into account, also sleep with America?" ...AprilFoolsDay2011 USxUK

Whenever America bottoms, he scratches. A lot. Their first time together, England finds this out the hard way and he LOVES it. Might be a little triggery. But also somehow fluffy because that's how I roll. UKUS. Short deanon from the Kinkmeme.

Arthur is a light faerie charged with helping a family. Alfred is a dark faerie who is fond of him. Then a boy from Arthur's family falls in a river and Alfred rescues him. In return, Alfred gets Arthur to come back to the City of Darkness. AU. Smut later

America and England have been together for years, but today England wants to try something different. He wants to love every single inch of America's beautiful body. Yes, it has smut. Several rounds of it. Enjoy. Deannon from Kinkmeme. 2 shot.

That day Liza decided to take her much needed siesta. That was the day when all the nations had learned to never EVER EVER wake up a napping Philippines or they will suffer from multiple bruises, a black eye or even a broken rib.

America and England have been together for years, and one of their favorite games is pretending to be strangers and meeting up in a public place for a supposed one night stand. This is the story of one round of that game. Deannon from Kink Meme, UKUS smut

England's made mistakes with spells before, but turning into a child AND a rabbit? Well this is definatly a new mistake, and of coarse it would be his luck that America would find him and demand to care for him until he was fine :Requested by Spiffy Twinx

USUK, AU. Arthur is beginning to feel past his prime, but he keeps going to the club anyway. One night he meets a man named Alfred who can't seem to keep his eyes off of him. He keeps giving Arthur his number - and Arthur can't stop thinking about him.

Alfred and Arthur are lovers. America and England are definitely not. When England and Arthur somehow switch places, with no way to get back to their own world, both parties have to confront things they never wanted to admit. AlfredxArthur Implied USxUK

Ok, maybe I am. Bloody hell, you would deny it too if the one in your dreams was a tall, annoying, obnoxious, loud, sad excuse for a man. A bloody man! Stupid, insufferable git.

Arthur and Alfred bond over written porn. You read that right; but it's still rated T because it doesn't get graphic. USUK, bookstore!AU

The World is the newest online game to take the net by storm, and one which America finds himself engrossed in. Until he finds that he really can't log out:: America/England :: Inspired by Hidekraz's rpg designs :: DISCONTINUED

America shocks and appalls England with his laughable 80s apparel. What is it about the 80s that's so sexy? Oneshot fluff.

Alfred hosts a drinking party at his house. Everyone finds out who exactly can and cannot hold their liquor. Contains USxUK, GerIta, GreeceXJapan, and RussiaxChina. Also, France gets some too. xD

US side. A good landlord must be able to lay the law down for people he controls the electricity, gas, and heating for. USUK, suggested France/Canada. Deliquient!UK AU

England is captured and tortured by an unknown agency. America's rescue team comes too late and now has to deal with an insane England as they try to figure out who set this up and how to bring England back to himself. AmericaxEngland

They had their first kiss when Alfred was 6 and Arthur was 10. They had their first long distance relationship when Alfred was 12 and Arthur was 16. They first made love when Alfred was 16 and Arthur was 20. Fate could not be so kind next time. USUK.

This time, it's not the problem of bad timing, just the absense of doing altogether. Because there's always next time...then the next time...alright? US/UK

For the kink meme. While helping France clean out his closet, America finds and decides to keep England's old pirate hat. But America finds that he's gotten more than he bargained for when the real thing turns up looking for his hat. England/America.

America, a new admiral for the Allies of Hetalia, must protect the seas with justice! Will he foil England's pirate plans, or will he have everything stolen from underneath him, including his heart? USUK, S/R, F/C, G/J, G/I

Friendship is the most troublesome hurdle to overcome in any sort of platonic relationship. Coffee shops are perfect places to think, after all.

Part 3, Polish AU. Now Francis had asked many times, "Now what does she see in him?" Personally, Alfreda didn't know herself. fem!US/UK

England contemplates his relationship with America as he goes to his fireworks display. Little does he know America is there and wants their bond to be stronger. — US/UK. Happy New Years!

Sometimes England's cooking could be counted as a blessing or a curse. Usually, it's a curse. JOKER

This is what happens when you let England drink alcohol strong enough to make America faint after three shots. A drunk Britannia Angel thinking he's suddenly a hero. Hang in there Philippines and America... R&R please

Even as the boy looked like he was dying, Alfred saw his eyes still shine like the sun. America in the Philippines after the Japanese surrender.

The world's first Ferris Wheel is unveiled at the Chicago World's Fair of 1893, and America is dying to ride it with England. England is somewhat less excited about it. Slight America/England

If Freud said that children could be attracted to their parents, can this logic apply to nations as well? ..Of course! France/Canada, US/UK, Spain/SItaly. T for attempted smut

Oneshot. Philippines asks a question, thinks, and then comes up with a conclusion. America looks embarrassed, England is red as a tomato, and Canada is just amused. Has a bit of shounen-ai... OC!Philippines, R&R please.

Oneshot "...Philippines isn't listening to me." England snorted. "You shot him, I wouldn't blame him for not listening to you.". America and Philippines have a fight. America's sad, England's annoyed. And Philippines still got shot anyway. OC!Philippines

The Beatles were relatively famous in America. Could it possibly have anything to do with England? Maybe? ...yes, it does. USUK

What on earth kind of middle name begining with "F" would England give America? Learn why he always uses an initial. Oneshot. Some AmericaxEngland, mostly humor.

America was absolutely horrible at timing, England realized. US/UK

America could count on one hand how many times he had seen England cry. US/UK. T for implied sex, England's potty mouth, and America's sexual innuendos.