Hi!

i love fanfiction so i am going to try writing!

just so you know while i love writing i do have a bit of a spelling problem if you see something major tell me and i will fix it but don't expect a proffessional grade spelling and grammer.

i don't really like slashes but some of them are o.k but i will not write them

stuff on me:

I love Harry Potter and Ranger's Apperntince. its that simple. i like some other sires ( see i told you i suck at spelling ) but not enough to put them here. i like watching Covert Affairs, NCIS, CSI:New York ( dont even mention miami in my presence ) Psych, In Plain Sight,NCIS L.A, Royal Pains, White Coller, and Phineas and Ferb. my sister sometimes helps my with my ideas. awww, thanks sis! i sometimes review for her to.

Favorite parings:

harry/hermione

albus/minerva

severus/rolanda

harry/luna

sometimes harry/ginny

sometimes hermione/ron

A good friend will comfort you when he rejects you.

A best friend will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

A good friend will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

A best friend will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

A good friend helps you up when you fall.

A best friend keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

A good friend helps you find your prince.

A best friend kidnaps him and brings him to you.

A good friend will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

A best friend already has a shovel ready to bury the loser who made you cry.

A good friend will offer you a soda.

A best friend will dump theirs on you.

A good friend will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

A best friend will throw you a tampon and push you in.

A good friend gives you their umbrella in the rain.

A best friend takes yours and says, "Run - beep - run!"

A good friend will help you move.

A best friend will help you move the bodies.

A good friend will bail you out of jail.

A best friend would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

A good friend has never seen you cry.

A best friend won't tell anyone else that you cried...just laugh about it in private with you when you aren't down anymore.

A good friend asks you to write down your number.

A best friendhas you on speed dial.

A good friend knows a few things about you.

A best friend could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story.

A good friend tells you she knows how you feel.

A best friend just sits down and cries.

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Hogwarts House

92% Gryffindor Said Gryffindor, "We'll teach all those with brave deeds to their name."

84% Ravenclaw

71% Huflepuff

61% Slytherin

HAHA!!!! I'm a Slytherin!

Promise to remember

I promise to remember Harry

When someone grows up with no love

I promise to remember Ron

When someone is jealous

I promise to remember Hermione

When I meet someone with wisdom beyond their years

I promise to remember James and Lily

when someone dies before their time

I promise to remember Dumbledore

At the thought of the greater good

I promise to "Solemely Swear That I Am Up To No Good"

for Gred, Forge, and Padfoot of course

I promise to remember Moony

And fight for human rights

I promise to remember Snape

When My heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Narcissa

When I'd do anything for family

I promise to remember Dora Tonks

When someone is hyper

I promise to remember Hedwig,

who lived and died soaring

I promise to remember Percy

When ambition gets the best of me

I promise to be careful

For Moody's sake, of course

I promise to remember Hagrid

When one is wrongly blamed

I promise to remember Neville

when I stand up for what is right

I promise to remember the Marauders

When a friend says "Call me and I'll be there."

Yes I promise that I will

remember Harry Potter

The Percy Jackson pleadge:
I promise to remember Percy

whenever Im at sea

I promise to remember Annabeth

whenever a spider comes at me

I promise to protect nature

for Grover's sake of course

I promise to remember Luke

when my heart fills with remorse

I promise to remember Chiron
whenever I see a sign that says ''free pony ride''

I promise to remember Tyson
whenever a friend says they'll stick by my side
I promise to remember Thalia
whenever a friend is scared of heights
I promise to remember Clarisse
whenever I see someone that gives me a fright
I promise to remember Bianca
whenever I see a sister scold her younger brother
I promise to remember Nico
whenever I see someone who doesnt get along with others
I promise to remember Zoe
whenever I watch the stars
I promise to remembe Rachel
whenever a limo passes my car.
yes I promise to remember PJO
wherever I may go

Harry Potter and Hogwarts Army: I am writing it but haveing hard time i might make it into a one shot i don't know yet

Harry Potter Reading the Philosopher Stone: working chapter 3. my plot bunny ran away. my sister is catching it. again might i add.

Last Profile Update: 7-13-11

Last Profile Update: 7-30-11

oh i should metion that my sister is the bold. she likes to "improve" my profile. i see that sissy!!!!! yeah... she's suger crazy. that i am. MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!

This is from Sorting Hat's Stand By Landstradd end of chapter 41.

At the top of the tallest tower stood a figure swathed in robes blacker than midnight tattered along the edges, face obscured by large hood. A glass geodesic dome with an opening at the apex covered the top of the tower, keeping the person from getting soaked in the cold downpour, while a massive lightning rod rose into the sky.

As lightning bolt after lightning bolt struck the rod, the figure started to giggle, and then laugh outright. The mirth soon ran away from the laughing person, and it grew into a mad cackle.

Then the lightning rod gave a soft ding, and the robes shimmered out of view, revealing one Harry Potter dressed in a yellow raincoat and galoshes. Sighing, he used his telekinesis to open a compartment at the base of the rod and remove a violently glowing crystal. He floated it into a case at his feet, as another crystal, this one looking perfectly normal came out of the case, and inserted itself into the slot the other came out of.

Scratching his cheek he muttered, "Now where was I... Oh yes!"

The ominous looking black robes reappeared around the last Potter and he started his insane laughter again... only to be interrupted as he sensed someone coming up the stairs of the tower. Sighing, the hood of the robes drew itself back, while the front of the robes shifted slightly, now resembling a monk's cowl when drawn back.

As the door opened, Harry chuckled darkly and asked, in an attempt at a Romanian draw, "How may I help you this evening Professor McGonagall?"

"Why are you not at the Ball Mr. Potter, even if you are dressed for it?"

"Quite simple my dear Professor," Harry said amicably, "in the rules for the Tri-Wizard Tournament, attendance is only mandatory for the Yule Ball. I am not a very sociable person on the thirty-first of October, ergo I did not go to the Ball."

McGonagall's eyebrow twitched, but that was the only change in her always stern face, then she let out a soft sigh, "Then why are you dressed in a costume Mr. Potter?"

"Mundane tradition. Kids dress in costumes, go door to door getting candy. The Dursleys always locked me up in my cupboard, so I decided to see what I have been missing all these years..."

She made a barely perceptible flinch at the mention of how his relatives had treated him, and how she had not opposed Dumbledore when he said it was all for the best... She swore inwardly, wondering how badly she had failed the child she had once bounced on her knee.

"And just what is it you are doing Mr. Potter?"

"Catching lightning."

The only indication of her surprise at his rather strange admission was to blink several times rapidly, and out of sheer curiosity, she asked, "Why?"

"Because, with either magic or technology, there is no way to generate anything that is remotely close to the sheer electrical power of a bolt of lightning. There is a large variety of shock spells, some of them quite volatile and destructive, but nothing like what nature produces.

"I had to get me some of that."

She narrowed her eyes at the young man, but given what circumstances he had been put in this year, she couldn't fault him for possibly wanting the ability to be able to throw around bolts of lighting. Considering the show he put on during the second task, she was actually surprised it wasn't him dressed as Zeus instead of Mr. Diggory.

McGonagall gave a thin smile and asked one last question, "And just what is you are dressed as Mr. Potter?"

The raven haired young man grinned as his costume shifted once more, the hood reforming over his head, his face becoming obscured. A wicked looking scythe shimmered into view, and a hand, now horrifyingly skeletal looking grasped it and shifted the weapon so that it resting on his shoulders parallel to the floor.

And when he spoke it could only be described as a death rattle, "You were expecting maybe someone else?"

As the Professor left to let him go about his business, Harry paced back and forth for a few moments wondering where he was before he had been interrupted, and then spoke, "Oh yeah, I was cackling like a madman. Merlin, that is such a good form of stress relief."

Taking a few deep breaths he started up once more, "Muawh ha ha ha..."

like it!!!! its on my fav stories list i think... i dont know i'll go check. nope. i'll go add it...ok its there.

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