Name: Alessandra

If you're worthy, I'll review... :)

Age (If you really must know): 17

If you're willing to sift through reading...what ever this is... go right ahead...unfortunatly, it won't add anything to your life XD

Appearance: dark brown hair, hazel brown eyes

Star sign. Tauras

Moon Sign. Scorpio

Rising sign. Sagittarius

Worst Habit? Procrastination. There is a 95% chance that I should be doing homework at this very minute!

Hobbies

-electric guitar (squier classic vibe stratocaster 50s)

-watching anime

Fave Sport

-Archery

-Horseback Riding

-Martial Arts

Fave Colours

-Green

-Royal Blue

-Red

-Silver-

-Black

Fave Animes0

- Black BUTLER

-Inuyasha

-Wolf's Rain

-Death Note

-Haruhi Suzamiya

Fave Video Game

-Final Fantasy 7- Crisis Core

"People cry; not because they're weak, but because they've been strong for too long."

"Embrace your dreams, if you want to be a hero, you need to have dreams, and honor" (luv you ff7 )

“If you love two people at the same time, choose the second one. Because if you really loved the first one, then you wouldn’t have fallen for the second" (DewDrop Raine, your AWESOMEE)

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

Heaven doesn't want me, and Hell is afraid I'll take over.

If your a FanFiction addict, copy this to your profile.

If your a computer addict, copy this to your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

95 OF TEENS WOULD SCREAM AND CRY IF THEY SAW ZAC EFRON AND THE JONAS BROTHERS ABOUT TO JUMP OF THE TOP OF A SKYSCRAPER. COPY AND PUT THIS ON YOUR PROFILE IF YOU'RE PART OF THE 5 THAT WOULD SIT THERE WITH A BUCKET OF POPCORN AND SCREAM "DO A FLIP!"

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you wish that a fictional character was real, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you're a person who is longing for an adventure like the ones you read in books, copy and paste this to your profile.

If songs get stuck in your head so constantly that you know the words them copy and paste this to your profile.

If you like chocolate as much as I do, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever been called a bookworm and are proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever read past two in the morning, copy and paste this to your profile.

If you easily finish one novel a day, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that writing Fanfic stories is fun then copy this onto your profile!

If you always have more than one tab open when on the computer, copy and paste

If you've ever wondered how long a profile can be, copy and paste

If yoo cant spel too sav yoor lyfe then putt thes in yoor profiele. If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive seconds...copy/paste this into profile If you have deja vu a lot, copy this into your profile. If you probably have a body in your closet, copy this into your profile.

If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile! My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend then copy this to your profile If people mistake you for a vampire (cough cough or you are one cough cough)...copy and paste this onto your profile. If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile. If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile. If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile. If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile. If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile. If you and your friend break out into song in a public area put this on your profile If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you think the Coa-coa Puff Turkey Bird thing shoud go to rehab, copy this into your profile. If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile. If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile 93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile. If you have ever said ‘cross over to the dark side. We have cookies!’ to someone you know, copy this into your profile if you've ever tripped where there is a WATCH YOUR STEP SIGN copy this into your profile

If you can spend 5 hours reading in one sitting, post this to your profile

Pluto was declared no longer a planet on August 27, 2006, because it was "two small" and "off it's orbit" for some scientist's liking. If you think Pluto should still be a planet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If Fanfiction to you is what Facebook is to other people, copy and paste this into your profile.

Nintey five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're a total clutz, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you turn red at everything, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've every tripped up the stairs, copy and paste onto you profile.

Copy and paste this to your profile if you know a book character that just HAS to exist.

If you want your favorite fictional characters to exist, copy and paste on your profile.

If you talk to inanimate objects, copy and paste to your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

Why the sun lightens our hair, but darkens our skin? Why women can't put on mascara with their mouth closed? Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"? Why is "abbreviated" such a long word? Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"? Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on "Start"? Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons? Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour? Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food? When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it? Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes? Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't they make the whole plane out of that stuff? Why is there Braille on the drive up ATM machine?? Why don't sheep shrink when it rains? Why do we park in the driveway and drive on the park way? Why are they called apartments when they are all stuck together? If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress? If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

I'm all ready visualizing you with duck tape over your mouth

I almost gave into positive thinking, but thankfully sarcasm came to the rescue

Normal People worry me.

Curiosity killed the cat, curiosity got framed, stupidity killed it.

If God doesn't like the way I live, let him tell me. NOT you.

As Long As There Are Tests, There Will Be Prayer In Public Schools

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them

One day your prince will come. Mine? Oh he took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a true friend will be sitting next to you saying "You just had to trip?"

Of course I'm willing to bury the hatchet. Right in the back of his head.

Amateurs built the ark. Professionals built the Titanic... Just think about it for a minute.

Music is love in search of words.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

If school is in heaven then i vote for hell.

S.C.H.O.O.L = Six.Crappy.Hours.Of.Our.Lives XD

Some people come into our lives and quickly go. Some stay for a while and leave footprints on our hearts."

"I have not lost my mind; it's backed up on a disk somewhere."

"If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried."

"Beware of the letter "G." It is the end of everything."

"I do visit reality, although it's on a tourist visa."

"Flying is not inherently dangerous; crashing is."

"Don't play dumb with me, I'll always win."

"Whoever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door..."

"He learned what every man must learn...never insult a girl's looks, especially if said girl can kick your ass"

"I'm not awesome, you just suck."

"People say violence isn't the answer. Well, they're right. Violence is the question. The answer is 'HELL YES'."

"I never said I was normal... you just presumed I was."

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars, and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

It takes 42 muscles to frown, but just 28 to smile. Though it only takes 4 muscles to reach out and slap someone in the mouth.

Silence is golden... but shouting is fun!

Don't knock on Death's door; ring the bell and run- he hates that

When life gives you lemons, make apple juice, then sit back and enjoy while others try to figure out how you did it!

Don't follow in my footsteps, I walk into walls!

Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense."

"Some mornings it's just not worth gnawing through the straps."

"If you can smile when things go wrong, you have someone in mind to blame."

"The universe is laughing behind your back."

"Don't take life too seriously, you won't get out alive."

"It IS as bad as you think and they ARE out to get you."

"Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until they speak."

“How do I stop crying when the only person who can make me stop is the one who made me start?”

“Follow your heart, but take your brain with you”

“A smile is a curve that can straighten out a lot of things”

“I live for the nights I won’t remember with the people I can’t forget”

“Pain is only weakness leaving the body”

“Why try to fit in when you were born to stand out?”

“I always knew that looking back on the tears would make me laugh, but I never realized looking back at the laughs would make me cry”

“Our eyes are placed at the front of our heads because it is more important to look forward than to look back”

“There are three kinds of people in this world: The ones who want to make things happen, the ones who make things happen, and the ones who sit back and wonder what the heck happened”

“Sad moments are only rainstorms and rest stops on the highway of life”

Some people are like slinkies. The seem to have no purpose, but they still bring you a smile when you push them down the stairs.

“If ignorance is bliss, why aren’t more people happy?”

“You may only be one person to the world, but you may also be the world to one person”

God made man, and then he said, "I can do better than that," and made women.

So many boys, so many reasons to stay alone

I didn't mean to hurt your feelings...I was aiming for your face

When you’re down I may not be able to pick you back up, but I promise I’ll be willing to lay down right next to you

Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit

Tired of living and scared of dying

Scared to remember, terrified to forget

I hear your silence loud and clear

“Some mistakes are too fun to only make once”

“Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened”

“A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour”

“Happiness comes through doors you didn’t know you left open”

“We could learn from a box of crayons. Some are dull, some pretty, some sharp, some have weird names, and all are different colors, but they can still live peacefully in one box"

I didn't lose my mind. I sold it on Ebay.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again.

Most teachers promote the three R's; Reading, 'Riting, and 'Rithmetic. Then there are those that promote three S's; Sit down, Shut up, and STOP DRIVING ME CRAZY!!

When you cry, I cry. When you laugh, I laugh. When you jump off a bridge, I laugh harder.

Smile. It scares people.

A wise man once said, "I don't know, go ask a woman."

You're a great friend. But if zombies are chasing us, I'm tripping you.

I did not hit you, I simply high-fived your face.

OMG! guess what!?

1. go to number 3 to find out...

2. to find out what go to 6...

3. did i say 3? i meant 7...

4. just go to 9...

5. ummm go to 8

6. OMG! GUESS WHAT?! wait i forgot...

7. oops my bad. go to 4...

8. almost there. go to 10...

9. what are you doing here? didn't i say 5?

10. 2 please...

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping. (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought??...)

If you talk to yourself. (Alll the time...Shakes head sadly)

-If you talk to yourself about talking to yourself (i.e. ‘I wonder why I talk to myself so much?’) (All the time again...)

-If, when you talk to yourself, you sometimes speak as if talking to another person (i.e. ‘Okay, so you're telling me that, if all the dustmites in two square feet were to suddenly tackle glomp each other they'd become visible?’)

-If, after uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand in awe and say, ‘Wow, this is good stuff for sugar highs!’

-If you live off of sugar and caffeine.

-If people start to notice that you tend to check your e-mail every day for a week, then suddenly disappear off the face of the planet.

-If your e-mails tend to be pages long and incredibly random.

-If, when replying to someone else’s e-mail, you are sometimes so random that you fail to address the original message altogether.

-If, you tend to collect every rock you can find, to the point that it ANNOYS everyone, even your own mother and other peoples' mother.

-If, no matter where you are in your room, you never have to so much as get up to reach a pen/pencil and paper.

-If, the letters are starting to wear off on the keys of your keyboard.

-If people think you might have O.C.D.

-If you think it’d be cool to have O.C.D.

-If you start constantly talking in third person, past tense.

-If you think about making lists like this, and start giggling for no ‘apparent’ reason.

-If your friends don’t even bother to look funny at you anymore when you start giggling for no apparent reason.

And finally, the number one way to tell if you’re a good writer: If you failed English

i'm a loser because i don't want to be popular. i'm a pansy because i dont ask every guy out. i'm 'special' because i act silly in public. i'm nasty because i have a single zit on my face. i'm a hippie because i'm not cool with violence. i'ma whore because my boyfriend kissed me. i'm a freak because i don't dress just like you. i'm a bitch because i stand up for myself. i'm a retard when i make a C on a test... but a nerd when i make an A, or a B. i'm anorexic because i forgot my lunch one day. the next day, i'm fat because i eat all of it. can i tell you something, sweetheart? labels don't define me

THESE are my Evil Demonic Plot Bunnies.

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